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"Woman neighbour got 3 girls called Opel Amethyst Onyx " 
'Mon Opel, Amethyst n' Onyyx... yer tea's OOT!'
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"Woman neighbour got 3 girls called Opel Amethyst Onyx " My friends daughter has just had a baby called onyx but its a boy | |||
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"I once saw a Harley street doctor whose name was Hugh Koch…. Pronounced cock.. I barely kept a straight face when I went in to see him.. "Did you check? | |||
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"Was watching homes under the hammer once, there was Indian twin brothers called….. Lucky and sucki. "  | |||
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"Was watching homes under the hammer once, there was Indian twin brothers called….. Lucky and sucki. " I saw that episode! | |||
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"Dane, Dwayne, Sean and Shane were a real set of kids when I was growing up. Fucking classic "We had a Wayne, Shayne, Tracey & Stacey, and another family were Sue and Steve (parents) with Sarah, Sophie and Suzy. At least in the UK, we don’t often have the American thing of giving sons the same name as their father over multiple generations though! | |||
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"Dane, Dwayne, Sean and Shane were a real set of kids when I was growing up. Fucking classic "Dane, Dwayne, Sean and Shane... I like that. Easy on the tongue (so to speak...) | |||
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"I once saw a Harley street doctor whose name was Hugh Koch…. Pronounced cock.. I barely kept a straight face when I went in to see him.. "Should've read about changing that via Deed Poll. Fucking Harley Street wanker. | |||
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"Chardonnay and Portia"
This is (genuinely), one I heard about just in the past few weeks...
Beautiful wee baby boy. Dad gets the honour of naming him, apparently in no small part because mum's still a bit 'out of it' after the birth... Fair enough.
(Married) parents surname?
Kane.
Daddy's choice of name?
Ko.
Destined for the divorce court?!
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"Not so much a daft name, just a daft way of spelling it..... Looeezze. Pronounced Louise. That mother needed a slap " Fucksake
I actually have a colleague whose name is spelled...
'Amiee'.
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"Not so much a daft name, just a daft way of spelling it..... Looeezze. Pronounced Louise. That mother needed a slap Fucksake
I actually have a colleague whose name is spelled...
'Amiee'.
Because clearly, 'Amy' wasn't good enough. "There's a lot to be said for those countries that have a pre approved list of names to choose from. | |||
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"Dane, Dwayne, Sean and Shane were a real set of kids when I was growing up. Fucking classic
We had a Wayne, Shayne, Tracey & Stacey, and another family were Sue and Steve (parents) with Sarah, Sophie and Suzy.
At least in the UK, we don’t often have the American thing of giving sons the same name as their father over multiple generations though!"Oh I dunno !!! My daughters friend has a little girl Danii and boy Dannie and yep you can guess dad's name.. Danny | |||
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"Not so much a daft name, just a daft way of spelling it..... Looeezze. Pronounced Louise. That mother needed a slap Fucksake
I actually have a colleague whose name is spelled...
'Amiee'.
Because clearly, 'Amy' wasn't good enough.
There's a lot to be said for those countries that have a pre approved list of names to choose from. "Aye, fair point, but those countries will possibly/probably be either heavily religious, or have an authoritarian Communist/Socialist government. Oh. Wait a minute. Just remembered I live in Scotland. | |||
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"Not so much a daft name, just a daft way of spelling it..... Looeezze. Pronounced Louise. That mother needed a slap Fucksake
I actually have a colleague whose name is spelled...
'Amiee'.
Because clearly, 'Amy' wasn't good enough.
There's a lot to be said for those countries that have a pre approved list of names to choose from.
Aye, fair point, but those countries will possibly/probably be either heavily religious, or have an authoritarian Communist/Socialist government.
Oh. Wait a minute. Just remembered I live in Scotland.
"Nah. Denmark have that system. Not so different from Scotland, really. Both cold, dark & wet * I jest. I  Scotland x | |||
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"Not so much a daft name, just a daft way of spelling it..... Looeezze. Pronounced Louise. That mother needed a slap Fucksake
I actually have a colleague whose name is spelled...
'Amiee'.
Because clearly, 'Amy' wasn't good enough.
There's a lot to be said for those countries that have a pre approved list of names to choose from.
Aye, fair point, but those countries will possibly/probably be either heavily religious, or have an authoritarian Communist/Socialist government.
Oh. Wait a minute. Just remembered I live in Scotland.
Nah. Denmark have that system. Not so different from Scotland, really. Both cold, dark & wet
* I jest. I Scotland x"No need to jest
The Danes' government? Interesting, but I'll say no more haha...
Scotland? Devolution?
A bad fucking joke.
Anyhoo..!
Tits, arse, fanny, Cock-Ring... Fab
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"I have a mate called Trayc (pronounced Tracy) "She needs a slap, too | |||
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"I worked with a lady called Vivienne who had four sisters called Vanessa, Victoria, Valerie and Veronica." How do they know who's post is who's...if they are all addressed to Miss V Smith? (Smith just used as a surname example) | |||
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"I have a mate called Trayc (pronounced Tracy)
She needs a slap, too "Her parents defo do! I’d change it if I was her! | |||
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"The one's where they're named after the place they were concieved Know a girl called Roundthebackofthechippy" Or Upthejigger | |||
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"Woman neighbour got 3 girls called Opel Amethyst Onyx " I know of a Crystal | |||
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"I heard, from a social worker colleague, many moons ago, that a Glasgow mammy named her twin girls... Dolce... And (yes..!) Gabbana. So, why not drop the filth for a wee while Fabbers, and post all the stupid fucking names you've heard, for weans! Or 'children/kiddie-winkles'. If you must "I used to work in maternity and a lady called her baby girl Chlamydia..  | |||
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"Woman neighbour got 3 girls called Opel Amethyst Onyx " That’s precious | |||
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"I heard, from a social worker colleague, many moons ago, that a Glasgow mammy named her twin girls... Dolce... And (yes..!) Gabbana. So, why not drop the filth for a wee while Fabbers, and post all the stupid fucking names you've heard, for weans! Or 'children/kiddie-winkles'. If you must "I remember hearing in the news a few years back about a mother who called her child "Chlamydia"... I think they were in Hull. Cal | |||
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"I worked with a lady called Vivienne who had four sisters called Vanessa, Victoria, Valerie and Veronica. How do they know who's post is who's...if they are all addressed to Miss V Smith? (Smith just used as a surname example)" Excellent question. No idea. | |||
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"Heard a woman complaining at a zoo that they had nothing for sale with her strangely named daughters name on in the gift shop. Proper kicking off she was. Said the zoo gift shop was discriminatory to her daughter and was threatening to call the police. " Do you remember what her name was? Let's guess...
Fanny?
Child Number 3?
Something in Klingon?
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"First name Kasha, surname Fish. Kasha Fish. And it was her real name. "Shameful. Parents really must've been in a bad plaice to come up with that nonsense... | |||
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"Not so much a daft name, just a daft way of spelling it..... Looeezze. Pronounced Louise. That mother needed a slap Fucksake
I actually have a colleague whose name is spelled...
'Amiee'.
Because clearly, 'Amy' wasn't good enough.
There's a lot to be said for those countries that have a pre approved list of names to choose from.
Aye, fair point, but those countries will possibly/probably be either heavily religious, or have an authoritarian Communist/Socialist government.
Oh. Wait a minute. Just remembered I live in Scotland.
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"Not so much a daft name, just a daft way of spelling it..... Looeezze. Pronounced Louise. That mother needed a slap Fucksake
I actually have a colleague whose name is spelled...
'Amiee'.
Because clearly, 'Amy' wasn't good enough.
There's a lot to be said for those countries that have a pre approved list of names to choose from.
Aye, fair point, but those countries will possibly/probably be either heavily religious, or have an authoritarian Communist/Socialist government.
Oh. Wait a minute. Just remembered I live in Scotland.
Haha welcome to humzas scotland, come in sit down and keep your mouth shut "
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I am also aware of more than one Muslim family where all the boys were named Mohammed... they all used their middle names. | |||
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"Chardonnay and Portia" there’s a woman I know named her daughter Chardonnay & another woman I know named hers Rihanna  | |||
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"I grew up near a girl called Teresa Green and an ex had an aunt called Fanny Duce
I am also aware of more than one Muslim family where all the boys were named Mohammed... they all used their middle names."Gotta love Fanny Duce | |||
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"an aunt called Fanny Duce
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"A girl I knew at school has twin girls, she called them Destiny and Diamond. I'll also add, she gave them her last name which happens to be a common slang word for vagina, I'll let you all consider what it could be so I'm not putting the full names on here. " Cunt ? | |||
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"I heard, from a social worker colleague, many moons ago, that a Glasgow mammy named her twin girls... Dolce... And (yes..!) Gabbana. So, why not drop the filth for a wee while Fabbers, and post all the stupid fucking names you've heard, for weans! Or 'children/kiddie-winkles'. If you must "I have a Glasgow mammy who called her girls Sandra and Carol. What was wrong with her? | |||
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"Heard a woman complaining at a zoo that they had nothing for sale with her strangely named daughters name on in the gift shop. Proper kicking off she was. Said the zoo gift shop was discriminatory to her daughter and was threatening to call the police. " All these posts that don't reveal what the given name was?? So many of us won't be able to sleep  | |||
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"I heard, from a social worker colleague, many moons ago, that a Glasgow mammy named her twin girls... Dolce... And (yes..!) Gabbana. So, why not drop the filth for a wee while Fabbers, and post all the stupid fucking names you've heard, for weans! Or 'children/kiddie-winkles'. If you must
I have a Glasgow mammy who called her girls Sandra and Carol. What was wrong with her?"FAR too fucking weird. Kids must be ashamed | |||
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"Ebineezer Hedgehog Cringebottom. Genuinely a real name for a kid that I saw ( via a work situation )a good few years ago "And what the fuck is wrong with a Dickensian name? That's right: Nada | |||
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"I once saw a Harley street doctor whose name was Hugh Koch…. Pronounced cock.. I barely kept a straight face when I went in to see him..
Did you check? "Haha nope | |||
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"Not quite what your asking but one of my favourite live television moments is when Katie Hopkins was on a daytime show and she criticised people for naming their children after places. It was immediately pointed out to her that her daughter's name was India..." what a dopey cow she is | |||
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"Not quite what your asking but one of my favourite live television moments is when Katie Hopkins was on a daytime show and she criticised people for naming their children after places. It was immediately pointed out to her that her daughter's name was India... what a dopey cow she is "If I remember rightly, she also said she hated it when people named their kids after flowers. Her other daughter is called….. Poppy | |||
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"Not quite what your asking but one of my favourite live television moments is when Katie Hopkins was on a daytime show and she criticised people for naming their children after places. It was immediately pointed out to her that her daughter's name was India... what a dopey cow she is
If I remember rightly, she also said she hated it when people named their kids after flowers. Her other daughter is called….. Poppy "ROFL FFS | |||
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"I heard, from a social worker colleague, many moons ago, that a Glasgow mammy named her twin girls... Dolce... And (yes..!) Gabbana. So, why not drop the filth for a wee while Fabbers, and post all the stupid fucking names you've heard, for weans! Or 'children/kiddie-winkles'. If you must "A sister of a kid I taught was called Tequila-Paris... | |||
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"Kid at my daughters school was named Lettuce!" Was their surname Pray?  | |||
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"Kid at my daughters school was named Lettuce!" Was Liz Truss her mum? | |||
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"Kid at my daughters school was named Lettuce! Was Liz Truss her mum?" Imagine if Liz Truss had a daughter called Inguinal..... | |||
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"I worked with a lady called Vivienne who had four sisters called Vanessa, Victoria, Valerie and Veronica. How do they know who's post is who's...if they are all addressed to Miss V Smith? (Smith just used as a surname example)" Had this exact same issue at home I’m Terry Richard brother Tony Ronald made even worse as we both worked at same company for few years. | |||
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"Anfield I shit you not."
Could have been worse though, imagine if the parents were fans of Dumbarton FC before the year 2000 (Google it) | |||
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