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How many girlfriends is too many?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
24 weeks ago

Because I just like all the women

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

A little bit of Monica in my life

A little bit of Erica by my side

A little bit of Rita's all I need

A little bit of Tina's what I see

A little bit of Sandra in the sun

A little bit of Mary all night long

A little bit of Jessica, here I am

That's the limit ^

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
24 weeks ago

little house on the praire

When you can't give quality time to them all.

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By *eliWoman
24 weeks ago

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It's too many when...

You're polysaturated.

When you're lying to one of them.

When you tell one of them she has to be a secret in case she puts off other Fab women.

You don't deserve any girlfriends if you do the latter two.

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By *arla SwingerWoman
24 weeks ago

Somewhere

I think around double figures

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
24 weeks ago


"A little bit of Monica in my life

A little bit of Erica by my side

A little bit of Rita's all I need

A little bit of Tina's what I see

A little bit of Sandra in the sun

A little bit of Mary all night long

A little bit of Jessica, here I am

That's the limit ^"

I got one more in me, mambo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
24 weeks ago


"When you can't give quality time to them all."

Lucky for them my name is DupliKate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
24 weeks ago


"It's too many when...

You're polysaturated.

When you're lying to one of them.

When you tell one of them she has to be a secret in case she puts off other Fab women.

You don't deserve any girlfriends if you do the latter two. "

It’s not up to you, luckily

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
24 weeks ago


"I think around double figures "

Hmmmm. I’ll come back when I get there

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By *aughtystaffs60Couple
24 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Agree with former poster. If you are lying to one of them it is one too many. If they all know about it, then happy days for all no doubt.

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By *eliWoman
24 weeks ago

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"It's too many when...

You're polysaturated.

When you're lying to one of them.

When you tell one of them she has to be a secret in case she puts off other Fab women.

You don't deserve any girlfriends if you do the latter two.

It’s not up to you, luckily "

Nooo Pickle, no. You're meant to be an ethical sort. This is painful.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
24 weeks ago


"It's too many when...

You're polysaturated.

When you're lying to one of them.

When you tell one of them she has to be a secret in case she puts off other Fab women.

You don't deserve any girlfriends if you do the latter two.

It’s not up to you, luckily

Nooo Pickle, no. You're meant to be an ethical sort. This is painful. "

Don’t worry I am. I just like playing with you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
24 weeks ago


"Agree with former poster. If you are lying to one of them it is one too many. If they all know about it, then happy days for all no doubt."

All my girlfriends know about each other

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By *esparate danMan
24 weeks ago

glasgow

You can have as many as you like if you dont take them seriously

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
24 weeks ago


"You can have as many as you like if you dont take them seriously "

I don’t take women seriously. That’s how you end up with a broken heart

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By *r Black 85Man
24 weeks ago

nottingham

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By *r Black 85Man
24 weeks ago

nottingham


"Because I just like all the women"

https://youtu.be/htt52_oXsDo?feature=shared

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

When one just isn't enough, buy a multi pack.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
24 weeks ago

North West

17 is probably enough.

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By *ellinever70Woman
24 weeks ago

Ayrshire

You'll know when you're not motivated to keep looking for the next one to add

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By *weetiepie99Woman
24 weeks ago

cardiff

More than one

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By *EAT..85Woman
24 weeks ago

Nottingham

Personally I start to struggle when there are more than three special people in my life. Two I have found is my optimum number with occasional random dalliances thrown in.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
24 weeks ago

chichester

I am

Old school just one person is enough as I like to commit all to that one

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By *naswingdressWoman
24 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

One for every day of the week?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
24 weeks ago

Reading


"When you can't give quality time to them all."

So this.

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By *dam1971Man
24 weeks ago

Bedford


"17 is probably enough. "

I agree, 17 per day

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
24 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Personally I start to struggle when there are more than three special people in my life. Two I have found is my optimum number with occasional random dalliances thrown in. "

Yup.

437 is a nice idea, but two with extra spice elsewhere, full disclosure to all unless the other person doesn't want it, and sensible management of STI checks.

More can be managed, but satisfying that hunger probably compromises something else as the numbers increase.

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By *ansoffateMan
24 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

When you have two sending each other messages by marking you as their territory.

Or when you start getting their names wrong.

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By *agnar73Man
24 weeks ago

Glasgow


"A little bit of Monica in my life

A little bit of Erica by my side

A little bit of Rita's all I need

A little bit of Tina's what I see

A little bit of Sandra in the sun

A little bit of Mary all night long

A little bit of Jessica, here I am

That's the limit ^"

Dunno

‘Well I’m running down the road tryin’ loosen my load,

I got seven woman on my mind,

Four that want to own me, two that wanna stone me

One says she’s a friend of mine.’

With all possible respect to Mr Bega and his undoubted ability to name to the women involved, I’m more inclined to go with The Eagles

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By *irtydevil666Man
24 weeks ago

bristol

Oh Shirley, oh Deborah

Oh Julie, oh Jane

Jennifer, Alison, Philippa, Sue

Deborah, Annabel, too.....

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By *adyBugsWoman
24 weeks ago

cognito

None. You have as many as you like and don’t listen to any judgy mc judge facepants in here.

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By *adyBugsWoman
24 weeks ago

cognito


"I am

Old school just one person is enough as I like to commit all to that one "

This is cute.

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By *agnar73Man
24 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Oh Shirley, oh Deborah

Oh Julie, oh Jane

Jennifer, Alison, Philippa, Sue

Deborah, Annabel, too....."

I loved you from the bottom of my pencil case.. ?

Is that the next line or I love the PRS cheques?

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I reckon 7 is the maximum. That's one a day. Ideally all with the same name so you don't use the wrong name. All with the same hair. Cos it's always a woman's hair in the car or house that gets you caught

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By *irthandgirthMan
24 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"A little bit of Monica in my life

A little bit of Erica by my side

A little bit of Rita's all I need

A little bit of Tina's what I see

A little bit of Sandra in the sun

A little bit of Mary all night long

A little bit of Jessica, here I am

That's the limit ^"

Lou Bega is a lying POS. He promised to release Mambo No 6 when covid ended.

*taps watch in irritation*

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By *s10biladMan
24 weeks ago

wednesbury

12 just make sure the birthdays are in different months or it gets a bit expensive

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By *ansoffateMan
24 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"I reckon 7 is the maximum. That's one a day. Ideally all with the same name so you don't use the wrong name. All with the same hair. Cos it's always a woman's hair in the car or house that gets you caught"

See now I find that one a bit much. My wife found a blonde hair in the back of her car and was convinced I'd been fucking a friend.

The friend is 5' 11'' and it was a Hyundai i10 is that even possible? You don't have to be fucking to lose a strand of hair!

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By *irthandgirthMan
24 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"I reckon 7 is the maximum. That's one a day. Ideally all with the same name so you don't use the wrong name. All with the same hair. Cos it's always a woman's hair in the car or house that gets you caught"

At one point I was occasionally/casually seeing 2 women with the same name. They were also both redheads. One was Russian, the other Ukrainian. Both amazing in their own ways. The Russian lady did take it up the bum though

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By *agnar73Man
24 weeks ago

Glasgow


"I reckon 7 is the maximum. That's one a day. Ideally all with the same name so you don't use the wrong name. All with the same hair. Cos it's always a woman's hair in the car or house that gets you caught

At one point I was occasionally/casually seeing 2 women with the same name. They were also both redheads. One was Russian, the other Ukrainian. Both amazing in their own ways. The Russian lady did take it up the bum though "

Oh Nikita!

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
24 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I reckon 7 is the maximum. That's one a day. Ideally all with the same name so you don't use the wrong name. All with the same hair. Cos it's always a woman's hair in the car or house that gets you caught

At one point I was occasionally/casually seeing 2 women with the same name. They were also both redheads. One was Russian, the other Ukrainian. Both amazing in their own ways. The Russian lady did take it up the bum though

Oh Nikita!"

Did she say "It moscow up my bum"?

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By *agnar73Man
24 weeks ago

Glasgow


"I reckon 7 is the maximum. That's one a day. Ideally all with the same name so you don't use the wrong name. All with the same hair. Cos it's always a woman's hair in the car or house that gets you caught

At one point I was occasionally/casually seeing 2 women with the same name. They were also both redheads. One was Russian, the other Ukrainian. Both amazing in their own ways. The Russian lady did take it up the bum though

Oh Nikita!

Did she say "It moscow up my bum"? "

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
24 weeks ago

chichester


"I am

Old school just one person is enough as I like to commit all to that one

This is cute. "

I just like to invest my energy into one person and that person gets all of me and hopefully it’s reciprocated

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By *ittlebirdWoman
24 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

If she doesn’t feel totally adored it’s too many

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By *ansoffateMan
24 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"If she doesn’t feel totally adored it’s too many "

I quite like that... But then the Stone Roses came into my head.

And even more weirdly they have just come on the TV BBC 2.

Spooky.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
24 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"If she doesn’t feel totally adored it’s too many

I quite like that... But then the Stone Roses came into my head.

And even more weirdly they have just come on the TV BBC 2.

Spooky."

I’m a witch. Fact

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By *ansoffateMan
24 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"If she doesn’t feel totally adored it’s too many

I quite like that... But then the Stone Roses came into my head.

And even more weirdly they have just come on the TV BBC 2.

Spooky.

I’m a witch. Fact "

You just got even sexier! And I thought that wasn't possible.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
24 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"If she doesn’t feel totally adored it’s too many

I quite like that... But then the Stone Roses came into my head.

And even more weirdly they have just come on the TV BBC 2.

Spooky.

I’m a witch. Fact

You just got even sexier! And I thought that wasn't possible. "

I will polish my broomstick

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By *ark73XXXMan
24 weeks ago

North Staffs/South Cheshire


"It's too many when...

You're polysaturated.

When you're lying to one of them.

When you tell one of them she has to be a secret in case she puts off other Fab women.

You don't deserve any girlfriends if you do the latter two. "

Polysaturated - that’s very funny

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By *tylebender03Man
24 weeks ago

Manchester

One in every post code area

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By *lder.Woman
24 weeks ago

Not Local

How many can you fit in seeing on christmas day when they all want a peek in Santa's sack to see what he bought them.

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By *oeBeansMan
24 weeks ago

Derby

I'd take one at this rate Pickle...

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By *rowley616Man
24 weeks ago

Scarborough

Depends how many I can fit in my crawl space.

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By *adyBugsWoman
24 weeks ago

cognito


"I'd take one at this rate Pickle..."

Maybe pickle will spare one for you?

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By *IG OsMan
24 weeks ago

Stoke-on-Trent

How many names can you remember and still guarantee you don't call any of them the wrong name. Nothing is worth calling her the wrong name.

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By *irthandgirthMan
24 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"I reckon 7 is the maximum. That's one a day. Ideally all with the same name so you don't use the wrong name. All with the same hair. Cos it's always a woman's hair in the car or house that gets you caught

At one point I was occasionally/casually seeing 2 women with the same name. They were also both redheads. One was Russian, the other Ukrainian. Both amazing in their own ways. The Russian lady did take it up the bum though

Oh Nikita!

Did she say "It moscow up my bum"? "

Don't be silly, I put it up her Azov

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By *oeBeansMan
24 weeks ago

Derby


"I'd take one at this rate Pickle...

Maybe pickle will spare one for you? "

He is a generous God

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago


"A little bit of Monica in my life

A little bit of Erica by my side

A little bit of Rita's all I need

A little bit of Tina's what I see

A little bit of Sandra in the sun

A little bit of Mary all night long

A little bit of Jessica, here I am

That's the limit ^

I got one more in me, mambo"

For the more in you…

I really like the Gabriela's

The Patricia's, the Nicole's, the Sofía's

My first girlfriend in kindergarten, María

And my first love's name was Thalia

I've got a Colombian who writes me every day

And a Mexican I didn't even know about

Another one in San Antonio that still loves me

And the ones from PR that are all mine

A Dominican who is a fresh hottie

Fresh, fresh hottie

The one from Barcelona that came by plane

And says that my dick is fire

I let them play with my heart

I'd like to move in with all of them to a mansion

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By *rHotNottsMan
23 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I guess it depends what else you gave going on in life. If you have kids and career, If you have other commitments volunteering in the community or family , or studying.

For me work is full on , I’m studying, my kids are young adults so I can just about manage 1 or 2 regular relationships at a push

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

1 apparently.

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By *rHotNottsMan
23 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Personally I start to struggle when there are more than three special people in my life. Two I have found is my optimum number with occasional random dalliances thrown in. "

I’d agree with that, 2 regular with a sprinkling of fab favourites now and then

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