FabSwingers.com forum: How long will it take me to build a trampoline?

By *illy Idol OP Man
36 weeks ago

Midlands

Put you guesses here and the closest will win a prize.

I haven't decided the prize yet so open to suggestions.

Erection will begin at 18:40 hrs

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By *ove2watchMan
36 weeks ago

weymouth

Depends what size

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
36 weeks ago

Great Wyrley

3.5 hours

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By *eliWoman
36 weeks ago

Come on Willy, how big is it? Don't be shy.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

A week

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By *ee69Man
36 weeks ago

glasgow

Should be done in an hour tops m8 they mostly just click an bolt together, if it the ones where you use a hand hook to stretch the springs in to place , just watch you don’t punch yourself with them lol

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
36 weeks ago

somewhere

Are we talking one of those ones for toddlers with the handles or one of those massive round ones? Small one..hour, massive one...give up now and start in the morning!

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By *illy Idol OP Man
36 weeks ago

Midlands

I don't like to blow my own trumpet but it's 8ft

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
36 weeks ago

somewhere

"I don't like to blow my own trumpet but it's 8ft

Ouch. That's massive

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"I don't like to blow my own trumpet but it's 8ft

Mines bigger.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
36 weeks ago

North West

1hr 17 minutes

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By *imisugarWoman
36 weeks ago

Rugby

90 minutes

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By *ansoffateMan
36 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Depends if you do the tensioning part in the right order.

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By *itygamesMan
36 weeks ago

52 minutes

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By *illy Idol OP Man
36 weeks ago

Midlands

I probably should add I've had 5 pints at the football today

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By *rHotNottsMan
36 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Are you being brave & digging a big hole & sinking it in to lawn level, your kids & all thier mates will love you for life ….

If so I guess 24 hours based on how long it took me and assuming you’re as cool as me

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
36 weeks ago

M1 J22

Have you read the instructions?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
36 weeks ago

North West

"I probably should add I've had 5 pints at the football today"

Add an hour, don't pass go, don't collect £200

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By *ommander_StraxMan
36 weeks ago

Telford

What’s a trampoline?

You mean a tramapoline!

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By *ansoffateMan
36 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"I probably should add I've had 5 pints at the football today"

Put 111 on speed-dial and expect a 12 hour wait in a&e

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"I probably should add I've had 5 pints at the football today"

Have another! It’ll be up in no time! I’d advise against letting anyone jump on it until you’ve checked it again in the morning though

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By *ou only live onceMan
36 weeks ago

London

What! Yet another look at my erection thread...

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By *olly MistlehoeWoman
36 weeks ago

Somewhere

Under an hour of your good at flat pack... Longer if your not

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By *ynecplCouple
36 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Depends on size but between one and two hours but must be done when there are no impressionable small children around as they pick up naughty words very very quickly we have discovered.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

1.5/2 hours MAX. For a big one

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

8.26 pm

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By *aizyWoman
36 weeks ago

west midlands

I bet you're still trying to put it together this time tomorrow!

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By *ot-AshMan
36 weeks ago

London

I hope the instructions aren't in Japanese

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
36 weeks ago

Staffordshire

"Put you guesses here and the closest will win a prize.

I haven't decided the prize yet so open to suggestions.

Erection will begin at 18:40 hrs"

97 minutes 23 seconds

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
36 weeks ago

somewhere

"Have you read the instructions?"

Don't be silly! Men dont read instructions!

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By *orace99Man
36 weeks ago

York

I say 1hr 55 if you don't have any extra beers

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
36 weeks ago

North West

"I bet you're still trying to put it together this time tomorrow!"

The fact he's not come back to declare it complete is telling

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By *rBobbMan
36 weeks ago

Birmingham

13.00. Sunday 21st

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By *adyBugsWoman
36 weeks ago

cognito

"I don't like to blow my own trumpet but it's 8ft

You have an 8ft trumpet?

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By *oastal1968Man
36 weeks ago

London

In the spring?

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By *aizyWoman
36 weeks ago

west midlands

"I bet you're still trying to put it together this time tomorrow!

The fact he's not come back to declare it complete is telling

I'll check in on here this time tomorrow!

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By *iercedws10Man
36 weeks ago

wednesbury

34 mins approximately

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By *illy Idol OP Man
36 weeks ago

Midlands

Stop the clock!

1hr40

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By *illy Idol OP Man
36 weeks ago

Midlands

To those who doubted me

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
36 weeks ago

North West

"Stop the clock!

1hr40

Tbf my original estimate was 1hr 17

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By *illy Idol OP Man
36 weeks ago

Midlands

"Stop the clock!

1hr40

Tbf my original estimate was 1hr 17

If I didn't stop for a cup of tea you'd have won

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By *ucka39Man
36 weeks ago

Newcastle

Me 45 minutes you god knows

maybe an hour

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
36 weeks ago

North West

"Stop the clock!

1hr40

Tbf my original estimate was 1hr 17

If I didn't stop for a cup of tea you'd have won

I'll take it

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"Stop the clock!

1hr40

I said 1hr 46 mins so what do I win?

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By *TG3Man
36 weeks ago

Dorchester

53 years

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By *lder.Woman
36 weeks ago

Not Local

Pulling the springs is the faffy bit

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Took ages to put ours up and within 15 minutes my son broke his leg using it!

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Mine is 12ft and has been erected for two years straight without falling down, js….

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
35 weeks ago

Staffordshire

"Stop the clock!

1hr40

I think you’ll find the couple that guessed 97minutes 23 seconds are the closest and therefore winners

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

"Me 45 minutes you god knows

maybe an hour

Flexing.

I like it.

I’d have done that in an hour, with 2 beers.

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

"I don't like to blow my own trumpet but it's 8ft

We have an 8 foot one, took a couple of hours to build and 2 years to get the grass to grow back underneath it

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

At least 2 / 3 cups of good tea

Nice slice cake not carrot

. I mean carrot cake it's not right

Have a great Sunday xx

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

"90 minutes "

That's football match

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By *octor ProdMan
35 weeks ago

working Overseas

83 minutes, if you have an impact driver for the bolts

115 minutes if you are fastening the bolts by hand

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
35 weeks ago

Leeds

About 20 minutes.

The mr

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
35 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

Erection will begin at 18:40 hrs"

Ok but when do you start building the trampoline?

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By *mie subCDTV/TS
35 weeks ago

Doncaster

About 40 mins

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By *rRiosMan
35 weeks ago

dublin

"What’s a trampoline?

You mean a tramapoline!

came here to say this

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