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By *lueLotus OP   Woman
24 weeks ago

the wilderness

Can anybody please explain why when I fling my knickers on the floor or wherever, it always lands fully spread with dirty gusset side up.

In full view of whoever happens to be around.

Does this happen with jocks too?

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By *ikesEmBigMan
24 weeks ago

Herts

Make them out of toast

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Butter the other side

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By *illy IdolMan
24 weeks ago

Midlands

Jocks don't wear knickers

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By *lueLotus OP   Woman
24 weeks ago

the wilderness


"Make them out of toast "

That would be an interesting experiment. Or I could put them on the toast before I fling em

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By *kiguy1234Man
24 weeks ago

Newport

No idea but a great post..made me smile

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By *ingerSpiceBombCouple
24 weeks ago

Bedfordshire


"Can anybody please explain why when I fling my knickers on the floor or wherever, it always lands fully spread with dirty gusset side up.

In full view of whoever happens to be around.

Does this happen with jocks too? "

Do you know Iv just realised your right

Happens to me the same

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By *ikesEmBigMan
24 weeks ago

Herts


"Make them out of toast

That would be an interesting experiment. Or I could put them on the toast before I fling em"

Could be a Forum photo challenge lol. We'd have to experiment with various bread types to find the best fit

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By *ny1localMan
24 weeks ago

READING

Treat them like spaghetti, throw them at the wall and see if they stick.

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By *agnar73Man
24 weeks ago

Glasgow

I think shorts things sort of shimmy down my leg. I have no idea on jocks.

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By *lueLotus OP   Woman
24 weeks ago

the wilderness


"

Do you know Iv just realised your right

Happens to me the same "

And always when there's a hot guy too

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By *lueLotus OP   Woman
24 weeks ago

the wilderness


"Treat them like spaghetti, throw them at the wall and see if they stick. "

It's less embarrassed I want to be not more

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

24 weeks ago

East Sussex


"Treat them like spaghetti, throw them at the wall and see if they stick.

It's less embarrassed I want to be not more "

Would a solution be to not fling them on the floor or am I missing something?

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By *lassysxycplCouple
24 weeks ago

Westmorland

But why do they always roll up as well? So you have to fiddle about to fold them?!

Mrs

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By *lueLotus OP   Woman
24 weeks ago

the wilderness


"Treat them like spaghetti, throw them at the wall and see if they stick.

It's less embarrassed I want to be not more

Would a solution be to not fling them on the floor or am I missing something?"

Flinging my knickers is an expression of joyful abandonment I don't think I'd like to give up tbh. Also, it's not always me flinging them. Still happens

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

24 weeks ago

East Sussex


"Treat them like spaghetti, throw them at the wall and see if they stick.

It's less embarrassed I want to be not more

Would a solution be to not fling them on the floor or am I missing something?

Flinging my knickers is an expression of joyful abandonment I don't think I'd like to give up tbh. Also, it's not always me flinging them. Still happens "

I see, well I'm sure it's appreciated

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By *lueLotus OP   Woman
24 weeks ago

the wilderness


"But why do they always roll up as well? So you have to fiddle about to fold them?!

Mrs "

Yes! They're not very cooperative at all!

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By *agnar73Man
24 weeks ago

Glasgow


"But why do they always roll up as well? So you have to fiddle about to fold them?!

Mrs

Yes! They're not very cooperative at all! "

Keep them on and let them be put to the side?

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By *ornycougaWoman
24 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat


"But why do they always roll up as well? So you have to fiddle about to fold them?!

Mrs

Yes! They're not very cooperative at all!

Keep them on and let them be put to the side?"

Beat me too it. Always works for me

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By *avexxMan
24 weeks ago

cheshire

sunny side up

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

24 weeks ago

East Sussex

What about not wearing any at all?

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By *agnar73Man
24 weeks ago

Glasgow


"But why do they always roll up as well? So you have to fiddle about to fold them?!

Mrs

Yes! They're not very cooperative at all!

Keep them on and let them be put to the side?

Beat me too it. Always works for me "

Simple is best sometimes although some knickers sort of get in the way

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By *lueLotus OP   Woman
24 weeks ago

the wilderness

Not really into avoidance strategies. I need to win their game. I wonder if I was to put them on inside out...

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By *exycarlashane181Couple
24 weeks ago

Leamington Spa


"Can anybody please explain why when I fling my knickers on the floor or wherever, it always lands fully spread with dirty gusset side up.

In full view of whoever happens to be around.

Does this happen with jocks too? "

I thought that very thing before when that happened to me

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
24 weeks ago

little house on the praire

Never had a problem with a dirty gusset myself

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By *lueLotus OP   Woman
24 weeks ago

the wilderness


"Can anybody please explain why when I fling my knickers on the floor or wherever, it always lands fully spread with dirty gusset side up.

In full view of whoever happens to be around.

Does this happen with jocks too?

I thought that very thing before when that happened to me "

It's been happening me so much more lately, whether I'm alone or not. Just happened there and I'm alone but it landed right in front of my bedroom door and I've got a friend staying who could very well walk in and step her bare foot on it. So I had to go over and kick them away. It irked me no end.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
24 weeks ago

North West


"Make them out of toast

That would be an interesting experiment. Or I could put them on the toast before I fling em"

They would just go jam side down, obviously

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By *agnar73Man
24 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Make them out of toast

That would be an interesting experiment. Or I could put them on the toast before I fling em

They would just go jam side down, obviously "

Makes muff diving a bit tastier but maybe sticky

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By *educing_EmCouple
24 weeks ago

Tipperary

I just can't get passed the dirty knickers bit

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By *lueLotus OP   Woman
24 weeks ago

the wilderness


"Make them out of toast

That would be an interesting experiment. Or I could put them on the toast before I fling em

They would just go jam side down, obviously "

You'd think so wouldn't you and maybe make the assumption that the jam side is heavier and/or the toast has time for only 3/4 revolution from general waist height to the floor

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By *lueLotus OP   Woman
24 weeks ago

the wilderness


"I just can't get passed the dirty knickers bit "

Sorry about that.

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By *educing_EmCouple
24 weeks ago

Tipperary


"I just can't get passed the dirty knickers bit

Sorry about that. "

Threaten em with the wooden spoon, that'll surely sort the problem.

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By *eroLondonMan
24 weeks ago

Mayfair

I've been reliably informed by a statistician that it's all to do with your flinging technique.

You require brasserie tutelage.

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By *lueLotus OP   Woman
24 weeks ago

the wilderness


"I've been reliably informed by a statistician that it's all to do with your flinging technique.

You require brasserie tutelage."

I was beginning to think it must be in the wrist action. I have tried rolling them in a ball before flinging but they still open and land maliciously at that. Maybe a frisbee rather than a lob

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By *lueLotus OP   Woman
24 weeks ago

the wilderness


"I've been reliably informed by a statistician that it's all to do with your flinging technique.

You require brasserie tutelage."

Thank you but I've already eaten and I don't do service, anymore

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By *eroLondonMan
24 weeks ago

Mayfair


"I've been reliably informed by a statistician that it's all to do with your flinging technique.

You require brasserie tutelage.

·

I was beginning to think it must be in the wrist action. I have tried rolling them in a ball before flinging but they still open and land maliciously at that. Maybe a frisbee rather than a lob "

Oh my goodness, I've just done the worst spelling faux pas!

I meant "brassiere" and not brasserie!

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By *lueLotus OP   Woman
24 weeks ago

the wilderness


"I've been reliably informed by a statistician that it's all to do with your flinging technique.

You require brasserie tutelage.

·

I was beginning to think it must be in the wrist action. I have tried rolling them in a ball before flinging but they still open and land maliciously at that. Maybe a frisbee rather than a lob

Oh my goodness, I've just done the worst spelling faux pas!

I meant "brassiere" and not brasserie! "

You should have blamed autocreect I would have believed you. But it's not my bra who has it in for me it's my knickerbockers

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By *eroLondonMan
24 weeks ago

Mayfair


"I've been reliably informed by a statistician that it's all to do with your flinging technique.

You require brasserie tutelage.

·

I was beginning to think it must be in the wrist action. I have tried rolling them in a ball before flinging but they still open and land maliciously at that. Maybe a frisbee rather than a lob

Oh my goodness, I've just done the worst spelling faux pas!

I meant "brassiere" and not brasserie!

·

You should have blamed autocreect I would have believed you. But it's not my bra who has it in for me it's my knickerbockers "

No, I'm a non-conformist; I don't blame my keyboard like the masses. The oversight lies with me.

#KnickerbockerGlorySundae

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By *lueLotus OP   Woman
24 weeks ago

the wilderness


"

No, I'm a non-conformist; I don't blame my keyboard like the masses. The oversight lies with me.

#KnickerbockerGlorySundae"

Ice cream! Wait are you trying to distract me like a boring childish prankster you've had enough of? Fine yes it worked also I'm tired

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By *eroLondonMan
24 weeks ago

Mayfair


"

No, I'm a non-conformist; I don't blame my keyboard like the masses. The oversight lies with me.

#KnickerbockerGlorySundae

Ice cream! Wait are you trying to distract me like a boring childish prankster you've had enough of? Fine yes it worked also I'm tired "

You're quite impressionable. You're easily woo'd.

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By *lueLotus OP   Woman
24 weeks ago

the wilderness


"

No, I'm a non-conformist; I don't blame my keyboard like the masses. The oversight lies with me.

#KnickerbockerGlorySundae

Ice cream! Wait are you trying to distract me like a boring childish prankster you've had enough of? Fine yes it worked also I'm tired

You're quite impressionable. You're easily woo'd. "

Why, yes my pretty. I'm easy as pie

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By *utual InterestsMan
24 weeks ago

Kent


"Can anybody please explain why when I fling my knickers on the floor or wherever, it always lands fully spread with dirty gusset side up.

In full view of whoever happens to be around.

Does this happen with jocks too? "

My favourite side up

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By *eroLondonMan
24 weeks ago

Mayfair

Seriously, the OP's never had it so good: all she needs to do is bend over and pick up her bra'.

For most of us men our boxers end up on the candelabra above the hearth or flung ungraciously atop the chandeliers!

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By *lueLotus OP   Woman
24 weeks ago

the wilderness


"Seriously, the OP's never had it so good: all she needs to do is bend over and pick up her bra'.

For most of us men our boxers end up on the candelabra above the hearth or flung ungraciously atop the chandeliers!"

Yes yes but the question was, which side more regularly up?

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By *lueLotus OP   Woman
24 weeks ago

the wilderness


"Seriously, the OP's never had it so good: all she needs to do is bend over and pick up her bra'.

For most of us men our boxers end up on the candelabra above the hearth or flung ungraciously atop the chandeliers! "

And I've definitely had better.

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By *eroLondonMan
24 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Seriously, the OP's never had it so good: all she needs to do is bend over and pick up her bra'.

For most of us men our boxers end up on the candelabra above the hearth or flung ungraciously atop the chandeliers!

·

Yes yes but the question was, which side more regularly up? "

The logo side, so that the posh motif remains intact and unsullied.

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By *lueLotus OP   Woman
24 weeks ago

the wilderness


"Seriously, the OP's never had it so good: all she needs to do is bend over and pick up her bra'.

For most of us men our boxers end up on the candelabra above the hearth or flung ungraciously atop the chandeliers!

·

Yes yes but the question was, which side more regularly up?

The logo side, so that the posh motif remains intact and unsullied. "

Ah. Bully for you. I had a lover who would drape his long john's over the kitchen chairs in a deliberately unseemly fashion. I think he might have been trying to turn me on.

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By *lueLotus OP   Woman
24 weeks ago

the wilderness


"Seriously, the OP's never had it so good: all she needs to do is bend over and pick up her bra'.

For most of us men our boxers end up on the candelabra above the hearth or flung ungraciously atop the chandeliers!

·

Yes yes but the question was, which side more regularly up?

The logo side, so that the posh motif remains intact and unsullied. "

How posh is your motive.

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By *eroLondonMan
24 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Seriously, the OP's never had it so good: all she needs to do is bend over and pick up her bra'.

For most of us men our boxers end up on the candelabra above the hearth or flung ungraciously atop the chandeliers!

·

Yes yes but the question was, which side more regularly up?

The logo side, so that the posh motif remains intact and unsullied.

·

How posh is your motive. "

Unashamedly dishonourable and uncouth, I'm afraid.

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By *lueLotus OP   Woman
24 weeks ago

the wilderness


"Seriously, the OP's never had it so good: all she needs to do is bend over and pick up her bra'.

For most of us men our boxers end up on the candelabra above the hearth or flung ungraciously atop the chandeliers!

·

Yes yes but the question was, which side more regularly up?

The logo side, so that the posh motif remains intact and unsullied.

·

How posh is your motive.

Unashamedly dishonourable and uncouth, I'm afraid."

Uber posh so. I getcha. No need to be afraid help can be bought

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By *eroLondonMan
24 weeks ago

Mayfair


"...How posh is your motive.

Unashamedly dishonourable and uncouth, I'm afraid.

·

Uber posh so. I getcha. No need to be afraid help can be bought "

Bought or brought?

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By *lueLotus OP   Woman
24 weeks ago

the wilderness


"...How posh is your motive.

Unashamedly dishonourable and uncouth, I'm afraid.

·

Uber posh so. I getcha. No need to be afraid help can be bought

Bought or brought?"

Ask not the bearer, rather the bringer. In other words, how the hell would I know? Whatever way floats your boat, I haven't got the faintest of your particular picadillos

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By *lueLotus OP   Woman
24 weeks ago

the wilderness


"...How posh is your motive.

Unashamedly dishonourable and uncouth, I'm afraid.

·

Uber posh so. I getcha. No need to be afraid help can be bought

Bought or brought?

Ask not the bearer, rather the bringer. In other words, how the hell would I know? Whatever way floats your boat, I haven't got the faintest of your particular picadillos "

And I completely Unashamedly blame autocorrect for my mis spelling of peccadilloes. See its still doing it

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By *eroLondonMan
24 weeks ago

Mayfair


"...How posh is your motive.

Unashamedly dishonourable and uncouth, I'm afraid.

·

Uber posh so. I getcha. No need to be afraid help can be bought

Bought or brought?

Ask not the bearer, rather the bringer. In other words, how the hell would I know? Whatever way floats your boat, I haven't got the faintest of your particular picadillos

And I completely Unashamedly blame autocorrect for my mis spelling of peccadilloes. See its still doing it"

It's Piccadills. The frills around my neck, my dear Miss Spelling.

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By *lueLotus OP   Woman
24 weeks ago

the wilderness


"...How posh is your motive.

Unashamedly dishonourable and uncouth, I'm afraid.

·

Uber posh so. I getcha. No need to be afraid help can be bought

Bought or brought?

Ask not the bearer, rather the bringer. In other words, how the hell would I know? Whatever way floats your boat, I haven't got the faintest of your particular picadillos

And I completely Unashamedly blame autocorrect for my mis spelling of peccadilloes. See its still doing it

It's Piccadills. The frills around my neck, my dear Miss Spelling."

Triceratops like frills or flouncier and with lace. I should like to witness both. But look you are impressioning me away from my main objective which was examining the physics of knicker trajectory! But I grow tired and tetchy so I concede in the short term.

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By *eroLondonMan
24 weeks ago

Mayfair


"...How posh is your motive.

Unashamedly dishonourable and uncouth, I'm afraid.

·

Uber posh so. I getcha. No need to be afraid help can be bought

Bought or brought?

Ask not the bearer, rather the bringer. In other words, how the hell would I know? Whatever way floats your boat, I haven't got the faintest of your particular picadillos

And I completely Unashamedly blame autocorrect for my mis spelling of peccadilloes. See its still doing it

It's Piccadills. The frills around my neck, my dear Miss Spelling.

Triceratops like frills or flouncier and with lace. I should like to witness both. But look you are impressioning me away from my main objective which was examining the physics of knicker trajectory! But I grow tired and tetchy so I concede in the short term. "

Sorry. x

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By *dfabMan
24 weeks ago

Dunboyne

Could be worse.

As long as they don't have a chocolate streak in the back you're grand

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By *lueLotus OP   Woman
24 weeks ago

the wilderness


"

Sorry. x"

Np

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By *lueLotus OP   Woman
24 weeks ago

the wilderness


"Could be worse.

As long as they don't have a chocolate streak in the back you're grand "

Thanks, this timely gravitas made me lol

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By *am_1976Man
24 weeks ago

Bolton

It’s rather like toast landing buttered side down or a cat (pussy if preferred terminology) always landing on its feet…… AKA Sod’s Law …

Fair to say if the gusset is moist then there’s something positive going on….

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By *eroLondonMan
24 weeks ago

Mayfair


"What about not wearing any at all?"

Then what does one throw off and fling in the throes of passion?

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By *dfabMan
24 weeks ago

Dunboyne


"What about not wearing any at all?

Then what does one throw off and fling in the throes of passion? "

Inhibitions obviously

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