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By (user no longer on site) OP
47 weeks ago

How do *you* hit someone up for the sex?

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By *anielpiercedMan
47 weeks ago

Generally make "pistol" fingers and say "How you doin'"

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By *layfullsamMan
47 weeks ago

Solihull

Ask like them how much

lol

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By *educing_EmCouple
47 weeks ago

Tipperary

I need you tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Are you free Wednesday night seems to be working ok today..

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By *ackformore100Man
47 weeks ago

Tin town

"How do *you* hit someone up for the sex? "

Send an email on here with a cock shot and "im passing through fancy a shag". Women love getting those on here.

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By *ackformore100Man
47 weeks ago

Tin town

"I need you tonight "

Cause I'm not sleepin

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By *eliWoman
47 weeks ago

Hi.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
47 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Oh heyyyyyyyyyyy

Let me slip into something more comfortable

Mrs TMN x

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By *ags73Man
47 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Hi."

I start with Hello.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
47 weeks ago

Coventry

ummmm

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By *eliWoman
47 weeks ago

"Hi.

I start with Hello. "

Too many syllables. I like to keep it to the point. Direct.

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By *ags73Man
47 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Hi.

I start with Hello.

Too many syllables. I like to keep it to the point. Direct."

That’s why I’m failing. Noted.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
47 weeks ago

Leeds

Would you like the sex?

Or for the Mr I like to book time with his penis.

I'm a bit too the point.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Bend over and say you look cold.. put your coat on and come inside.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

"I need you tonight

Cause I'm not sleepin"

INXS

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

"Hi.

I start with Hello.

Too many syllables. I like to keep it to the point. Direct."

Even "hi" is one syllable too many. I just waggle my eyebrows at them.

Nell

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By *ukeM8519Man
47 weeks ago

North West & Dublin

"How do *you* hit someone up for the sex? "

Join a swingers site and get sex 7 nights a week

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By (user no longer on site) OP
47 weeks ago

"Hi.

I start with Hello.

Too many syllables. I like to keep it to the point. Direct.

Even "hi" is one syllable too many. I just waggle my eyebrows at them.

Nell"

Helps that you’re stunning though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
47 weeks ago

"How do *you* hit someone up for the sex?

Send an email on here with a cock shot and "im passing through fancy a shag". Women love getting those on here. "

You know the vibes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
47 weeks ago

"Generally make "pistol" fingers and say "How you doin'"

My guy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
47 weeks ago

"I need you tonight "

Snm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
47 weeks ago

"Hi."

Come on. Tell me fr

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By (user no longer on site) OP
47 weeks ago

"Oh heyyyyyyyyyyy

Let me slip into something more comfortable

Mrs TMN x"

Ofc you don’t even try

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By *cLovin2Man
47 weeks ago

Reading

"Hi.

I start with Hello.

Too many syllables. I like to keep it to the point. Direct."

Fuck? Y or N?

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By *naswingdressWoman
47 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

I don't.

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By *eliWoman
47 weeks ago

"Hi.

Come on. Tell me fr

I am Pickle! I sent a voicenote on Monday saying 'hi' to a lover because I'm really trying to practise not waffling always. In return he said he'd been thinking about me and was I free to [redacted].

One word. Hi.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
47 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Oh heyyyyyyyyyyy

Let me slip into something more comfortable

Mrs TMN x

Ofc you don’t even try

Au contraire, I'm very trying.

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By *unchalMan
47 weeks ago

Dartford

"Generally make "pistol" fingers and say "How you doin'"

No, surely, how are YOU doing?

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By *unchalMan
47 weeks ago

Dartford

"I need you tonight "

Damn you Irish folk. I bet that always works.

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By *unchalMan
47 weeks ago

Dartford

"I need you tonight

Cause I'm not sleepin"

Yeah, I’m bored. And I thought you’d be up.

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By *ucka39Man
47 weeks ago

Newcastle

By using my charm

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
47 weeks ago

North West

I really don't know

Something about blue eyes, something something

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Do you want to have sex?

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By *cLovin2Man
47 weeks ago

Reading

"Do you want to have sex?"

Has any guy ever said no to such a question?

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

"Do you want to have sex?

Has any guy ever said no to such a question?

Yes

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By *edeWoman
47 weeks ago

the abyss

Uuuhhh telepathically? If that doesn't work then I'm screwed. Or not as the care is! This explains a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Shall we, you know….*raises eyebrows*

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By *ake_or_deathMan
47 weeks ago

Manchester

I talk about everything other than sex with them and are then baffled when I don't end up engaging in a tryst with them.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
47 weeks ago

Next Door

Fancy a fuck

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By *rBobbMan
47 weeks ago

Birmingham

"Fancy a fuck

Okay but only because you have asked nicely

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By *cLovin2Man
47 weeks ago

Reading

"Do you want to have sex?

Has any guy ever said no to such a question?

Yes

He was obviously gay, I'd never say no to you. You a fine girl.

So does this mean not every hole is a goal?

The world is becoming even more confusing

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By *ags73Man
47 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Shall we, you know….*raises eyebrows* "

Yes I’d love a coffee.

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By *cLovin2Man
47 weeks ago

Reading

"Shall we, you know….*raises eyebrows* "

.... clean out the attic?

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
47 weeks ago

St Leonards

My darling, would you like to do that thing that stops you talking all the time?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
47 weeks ago

little house on the praire

assume the position

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Wait for them to say it

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
47 weeks ago

St Leonards

My friend said that your friend said that you want to squirt on my face and dick.

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By *ags73Man
47 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Wait for them to say it

What? ‘Ehm fancy a coffee?’

( actually usually fancy a wee coffee but you lot use a word for small in the wrong context)

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By *ad NannaWoman
47 weeks ago

East London

I don't, usually.

They hit me up.

If I was going to though, I'd say I need sex, when are you free.

Might even click my fingers.

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By *nnCeeWoman
47 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Not sure it's ever happened

Yikes!

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

"Shall we, you know….*raises eyebrows*

.... clean out the attic?

I can promise you that would be so much more exciting than having sex with me anyway. I wouldn’t be mad at the suggestion

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By *cottish guy 555Man
47 weeks ago

London

"Not sure it's ever happened

Yikes!"

There's always a first time. Roll the dice, as they say.

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By *cLovin2Man
47 weeks ago

Reading

"Shall we, you know….*raises eyebrows*

.... clean out the attic?

I can promise you that would be so much more exciting than having sex with me anyway. I wouldn’t be mad at the suggestion

If I had the opportunity to either have sex with your Mrs or clean out the attic. Guess which I and most men would choose? The attic can wait till Armageddon

You must be like Monica from friends, strange ability to achieve some form of sexual satisfaction from cleaning.

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