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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago

No, not the unsolicited dick pics kind!

YOU are the new Prime Minister (of fab)

Whatchooo gonna doo?

What would YOU do to fix all the difficulties you and others face here? What new fun rules would you like to see?

(Just following suit with today’s politics theme )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago

For me, compulsory public boobs jiggling videos for all women’s profiles!

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Sort the highways agency out. It cooked up and still running ideas for moving traffic around from the 1960s. When are they going to realise that there’s more than 3 cars on a road?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"Sort the highways agency out. It cooked up and still running ideas for moving traffic around from the 1960s. When are they going to realise that there’s more than 3 cars on a road? "

You struggling getting to fab meets?

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By *emorefridaCouple
36 weeks ago

La la land

Considering a common theme on here is that people like people who live too far away. A fab transport would sort out everyone's problem. I'm a genius, I know

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

All members have to pass a basic intelligence test to join, should get rid of about 90% so will be easier to sift through all the men.

One artistic penis shot on all male profiles.

Women have to message first (just to stop the moaning threads).

A "mod free" forum after 9pm (I love you all but the rest of them on here...)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago

Another one of mine would be profile photos next to a measuring stick to validate height and other measurements and remove the need for deodorant cans and sky remotes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"Considering a common theme on here is that people like people who live too far away. A fab transport would sort out everyone's problem. I'm a genius, I know "

Sex bus!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"[Removed by poster at 19/04/24 16:20:31]"

Who’s morals though? There are quite a few different perspectives on fab…

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"All members have to pass a basic intelligence test to join, should get rid of about 90% so will be easier to sift through all the men.

One artistic penis shot on all male profiles.

Women have to message first (just to stop the moaning threads).

A "mod free" forum after 9pm (I love you all but the rest of them on here...)"

Watershed forum!

I’m glad to hear that you like cock!

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By *emorefridaCouple
36 weeks ago

La la land


"Considering a common theme on here is that people like people who live too far away. A fab transport would sort out everyone's problem. I'm a genius, I know

Sex bus! "

Oh grim, imagine how steamed up the windows would get!

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By *EAT..85Woman
36 weeks ago

Nottingham

I'd make people that have endlessly promised to fuck me stick to their word...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"Considering a common theme on here is that people like people who live too far away. A fab transport would sort out everyone's problem. I'm a genius, I know

Sex bus!

Oh grim, imagine how steamed up the windows would get! "

Lololol like the car on titanic!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"I'd make people that have endlessly promised to fuck me stick to their word... "

I tried to message you the other day but I’m TOO OLD apparently!

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By *emorefridaCouple
36 weeks ago

La la land


"I'd make people that have endlessly promised to fuck me stick to their word... "

See my above post about a fab transporter, yeah that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"I'd make people that have endlessly promised to fuck me stick to their word...

See my above post about a fab transporter, yeah that "

I’m seeing it like a prison ship now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago

I’d have profile workshops for the new fellas with templates designed by me, at a small charge

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
36 weeks ago

Essex

I’d have the delete button attached to testicular electrodes…. That would stop stupid messages

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By *EAT..85Woman
36 weeks ago

Nottingham


"I’d have profile workshops for the new fellas with templates designed by me, at a small charge "

Yes, but it's soooo easy to sift out the dross currently. For a small fee, you can be my P.A if you like.

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By *eliWoman
36 weeks ago

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Messages have to contain a minimum of ten words in order to be sent.

Voicenotes are required before taking the chat off site - stops the awful discovery that the hot person you're talking to makes your penis shrivel/quim dry up.

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By *EAT..85Woman
36 weeks ago

Nottingham


"I’d have the delete button attached to testicular electrodes…. That would stop stupid messages"

ROFL ROFL

Second this

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By *emorefridaCouple
36 weeks ago

La la land


"I’d have the delete button attached to testicular electrodes…. That would stop stupid messages"

Some would probably like that though

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"

Voicenotes are required before taking the chat off site - stops the awful discovery that the hot person you're talking to makes your penis shrivel/quim dry up."

This would seriously impact on my sex life Meli.

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By *weetiepie99Woman
36 weeks ago

cardiff

No penis pics at all, ever

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
36 weeks ago

Essex


"I’d have the delete button attached to testicular electrodes…. That would stop stupid messages

Some would probably like that though "

That’s what the block button is for …

(Not saying anything but kaboom)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"I’d have profile workshops for the new fellas with templates designed by me, at a small charge

Yes, but it's soooo easy to sift out the dross currently. For a small fee, you can be my P.A if you like. "

Btw are you free next Wednesday?

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By *eliWoman
36 weeks ago

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"

Voicenotes are required before taking the chat off site - stops the awful discovery that the hot person you're talking to makes your penis shrivel/quim dry up.

This would seriously impact on my sex life Meli."

Ohhhh! This is something I've not thought about before. What you sound like. Do you have a broad Yorkshire accent?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"I’d have the delete button attached to testicular electrodes…. That would stop stupid messages"

Don’t you feel bad though when you have to reject people? Obviously o don’t that often but I always feel so sad for them that not even I want to shag them!

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"

Voicenotes are required before taking the chat off site - stops the awful discovery that the hot person you're talking to makes your penis shrivel/quim dry up.

This would seriously impact on my sex life Meli.

Ohhhh! This is something I've not thought about before. What you sound like. Do you have a broad Yorkshire accent?"

Feeling like I need another fab break.....

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"Sort the highways agency out. It cooked up and still running ideas for moving traffic around from the 1960s. When are they going to realise that there’s more than 3 cars on a road?

You struggling getting to fab meets? "

If the romans could make roads out of mud that are straight lines, which, incidentally, is the fastest way from one place to another, why the hell can we not do it with today’s technology?

Profile 45 miles away. … travel time 1.5 hrs .. wtf?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"Messages have to contain a minimum of ten words in order to be sent.

Voicenotes are required before taking the chat off site - stops the awful discovery that the hot person you're talking to makes your penis shrivel/quim dry up."

Is that where I went wrong this week?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
36 weeks ago

Essex


"I’d have the delete button attached to testicular electrodes…. That would stop stupid messages

Don’t you feel bad though when you have to reject people? Obviously o don’t that often but I always feel so sad for them that not even I want to shag them! "

No. In a word

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

36 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Considering a common theme on here is that people like people who live too far away. A fab transport would sort out everyone's problem. I'm a genius, I know

Sex bus!

Oh grim, imagine how steamed up the windows would get! "

Having used the night bus in London frequently many moons ago.....sticky seats aren't fun to sit on.

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By *emorefridaCouple
36 weeks ago

La la land


"I’d have the delete button attached to testicular electrodes…. That would stop stupid messages

Some would probably like that though

That’s what the block button is for …

(Not saying anything but kaboom)"

Waaa love it

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By *eroLondonMan
36 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Messages have to contain a minimum of ten words in order to be sent."

Ten random words in haphazard order?


"Voicenotes are required before taking the chat off site - stops the awful discovery that the hot person you're talking to makes your penis shrivel/quim dry up."

So that should ward off any Tarquins or Bertrams who have a preppy posh accent.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"No penis pics at all, ever"

We both know they don’t call you penis Priscilla for nothing!

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By *emorefridaCouple
36 weeks ago

La la land


"Considering a common theme on here is that people like people who live too far away. A fab transport would sort out everyone's problem. I'm a genius, I know

Sex bus!

Oh grim, imagine how steamed up the windows would get!

Having used the night bus in London frequently many moons ago.....sticky seats aren't fun to sit on. "

Oh mun, that's really given me bad images in my mind!

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

An alcoholic evaluation for people using social media. A sort of breathalyser before you post an explicit photo.

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By *eliWoman
36 weeks ago

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"

Voicenotes are required before taking the chat off site - stops the awful discovery that the hot person you're talking to makes your penis shrivel/quim dry up.

This would seriously impact on my sex life Meli.

Ohhhh! This is something I've not thought about before. What you sound like. Do you have a broad Yorkshire accent?

Feeling like I need another fab break....."

No, don't leave. Stay. I love broad accents! Northern ones are fantastic and so... yes. Big fan.

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By *ayo81966Man
36 weeks ago

barnstaple

New area for 50+ fabbers

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By *eroLondonMan
36 weeks ago

Mayfair


"... ...Feeling like I need another fab break....."

May I please leave you a veri' first? Just for once I want to experience that feeling where my "Last 100 people to view you" goes stratospheric on the back of bemused men looking at my profile wondering how I was able to bonk you but they weren't.

Then you may depart.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"... ...Feeling like I need another fab break.....

May I please leave you a veri' first? Just for once I want to experience that feeling where my "Last 100 people to view you" goes stratospheric on the back of bemused men looking at my profile wondering how I was able to bonk you but they weren't.

Then you may depart."

I think you're confusing me with someone popular dear Nero.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"

Voicenotes are required before taking the chat off site - stops the awful discovery that the hot person you're talking to makes your penis shrivel/quim dry up.

This would seriously impact on my sex life Meli.

Ohhhh! This is something I've not thought about before. What you sound like. Do you have a broad Yorkshire accent?

Feeling like I need another fab break....."

We need to hear the voice or you might slip off the warm list…

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By *eliWoman
36 weeks ago

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"Messages have to contain a minimum of ten words in order to be sent.

Ten random words in haphazard order?"

Yeah sure. Or you could even list ten words that have some sort of weak link. Make it exciting. Mix it up a little.


"Voicenotes are required before taking the chat off site - stops the awful discovery that the hot person you're talking to makes your penis shrivel/quim dry up.

So that should ward off any Tarquins or Bertrams who have a preppy posh accent."

You're a hoot. You really are. Motion to keep the Bertrams though, they're great.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
36 weeks ago

Leeds

Message screening on 1st message to get rid of the cock pics.

Mrs

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
36 weeks ago

Leeds

I'll also add screening the database to stop anyone on the Sex offender register from joining.

(Yes this can be done)

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"Message screening on 1st message to get rid of the cock pics.

Mrs "

Even mine?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"... ...Feeling like I need another fab break.....

May I please leave you a veri' first? Just for once I want to experience that feeling where my "Last 100 people to view you" goes stratospheric on the back of bemused men looking at my profile wondering how I was able to bonk you but they weren't.

Then you may depart."

That’s a genuine phenomenon!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
36 weeks ago

Leeds


"Message screening on 1st message to get rid of the cock pics.

Mrs

Even mine? "

Yep, cock pic

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"Message screening on 1st message to get rid of the cock pics.

Mrs

Even mine?

Yep, cock pic

Mrs "

You haven’t seen cock until you’ve seen mine!

I’ll just have to keep it under lock and key then…

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By *eroLondonMan
36 weeks ago

Mayfair


"... ...Feeling like I need another fab break.....

May I please leave you a veri' first? Just for once I want to experience that feeling where my "Last 100 people to view you" goes stratospheric on the back of bemused men looking at my profile wondering how I was able to bonk you but they weren't.

Then you may depart.

·

I think you're confusing me with someone popular dear Nero."

You don't need to be popular to be bonk-worthy, Råven.

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By *illy IdolMan
36 weeks ago

Midlands

A limit on how many threads you can create each week.

Every profile would need at least one full length photo

A limit of one penis pic

Friday to Sunday, only women can message first

A max limit of 10 for how many new people you can message a week

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"A limit on how many threads you can create each week.

Every profile would need at least one full length photo

A limit of one penis pic

Friday to Sunday, only women can message first

A max limit of 10 for how many new people you can message a week"

When I started reading only one penis is was thinking to myself “who has two???”

I was gonna suggest the ten people rule too! Great minds!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago

I don’t know what the opposite of sucking it all in is but there should be a pushing it all out pic on each profile! I’d be like mr greedy!

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"I don’t know what the opposite of sucking it all in is but there should be a pushing it all out pic on each profile! I’d be like mr greedy! "

That's a hard no from me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"I don’t know what the opposite of sucking it all in is but there should be a pushing it all out pic on each profile! I’d be like mr greedy!

That's a hard no from me."

You’ve been making most of the forum hard with your no’s for months now! How about warming up a little and letting it all hang out…

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By *illy IdolMan
36 weeks ago

Midlands


"I don’t know what the opposite of sucking it all in is but there should be a pushing it all out pic on each profile! I’d be like mr greedy!

That's a hard no from me.

You’ve been making most of the forum hard with your no’s for months now! How about warming up a little and letting it all hang out… "

The warm weather is coming, you've got no chance of that

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