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"Sort the highways agency out. It cooked up and still running ideas for moving traffic around from the 1960s. When are they going to realise that there’s more than 3 cars on a road? " You struggling getting to fab meets?  | |||
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"Considering a common theme on here is that people like people who live too far away. A fab transport would sort out everyone's problem. I'm a genius, I know "Sex bus! | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 19/04/24 16:20:31]" Who’s morals though? There are quite a few different perspectives on fab… | |||
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"All members have to pass a basic intelligence test to join, should get rid of about 90% so will be easier to sift through all the men. One artistic penis shot on all male profiles. Women have to message first (just to stop the moaning threads). A "mod free" forum after 9pm (I love you all but the rest of them on here...)" Watershed forum!
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"Considering a common theme on here is that people like people who live too far away. A fab transport would sort out everyone's problem. I'm a genius, I know
Sex bus! "Oh grim, imagine how steamed up the windows would get! | |||
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"Considering a common theme on here is that people like people who live too far away. A fab transport would sort out everyone's problem. I'm a genius, I know
Sex bus!
Oh grim, imagine how steamed up the windows would get! "Lololol like the car on titanic! | |||
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"I'd make people that have endlessly promised to fuck me stick to their word... "I tried to message you the other day but I’m TOO OLD apparently!  | |||
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"I'd make people that have endlessly promised to fuck me stick to their word... "See my above post about a fab transporter, yeah that | |||
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"I'd make people that have endlessly promised to fuck me stick to their word...
See my above post about a fab transporter, yeah that "I’m seeing it like a prison ship now | |||
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"I’d have profile workshops for the new fellas with templates designed by me, at a small charge "Yes, but it's soooo easy to sift out the dross currently. For a small fee, you can be my P.A if you like. | |||
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"I’d have the delete button attached to testicular electrodes…. That would stop stupid messages" ROFL ROFL Second this  | |||
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"I’d have the delete button attached to testicular electrodes…. That would stop stupid messages" Some would probably like that though | |||
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" Voicenotes are required before taking the chat off site - stops the awful discovery that the hot person you're talking to makes your penis shrivel/quim dry up." This would seriously impact on my sex life Meli. | |||
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"I’d have the delete button attached to testicular electrodes…. That would stop stupid messages Some would probably like that though "That’s what the block button is for … (Not saying anything but kaboom) | |||
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"I’d have profile workshops for the new fellas with templates designed by me, at a small charge
Yes, but it's soooo easy to sift out the dross currently. For a small fee, you can be my P.A if you like. "Btw are you free next Wednesday?  | |||
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" Voicenotes are required before taking the chat off site - stops the awful discovery that the hot person you're talking to makes your penis shrivel/quim dry up. This would seriously impact on my sex life Meli." Ohhhh! This is something I've not thought about before. What you sound like. Do you have a broad Yorkshire accent? | |||
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"I’d have the delete button attached to testicular electrodes…. That would stop stupid messages" Don’t you feel bad though when you have to reject people? Obviously o don’t that often but I always feel so sad for them that not even I want to shag them! | |||
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" Voicenotes are required before taking the chat off site - stops the awful discovery that the hot person you're talking to makes your penis shrivel/quim dry up. This would seriously impact on my sex life Meli. Ohhhh! This is something I've not thought about before. What you sound like. Do you have a broad Yorkshire accent?" Feeling like I need another fab break..... | |||
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"Sort the highways agency out. It cooked up and still running ideas for moving traffic around from the 1960s. When are they going to realise that there’s more than 3 cars on a road? You struggling getting to fab meets? "If the romans could make roads out of mud that are straight lines, which, incidentally, is the fastest way from one place to another, why the hell can we not do it with today’s technology? 
Profile 45 miles away. … travel time 1.5 hrs .. wtf? | |||
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"Messages have to contain a minimum of ten words in order to be sent. Voicenotes are required before taking the chat off site - stops the awful discovery that the hot person you're talking to makes your penis shrivel/quim dry up." Is that where I went wrong this week?  | |||
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"I’d have the delete button attached to testicular electrodes…. That would stop stupid messages Don’t you feel bad though when you have to reject people? Obviously o don’t that often but I always feel so sad for them that not even I want to shag them! "No. In a word | |||
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"Considering a common theme on here is that people like people who live too far away. A fab transport would sort out everyone's problem. I'm a genius, I know
Sex bus!
Oh grim, imagine how steamed up the windows would get! "Having used the night bus in London frequently many moons ago.....sticky seats aren't fun to sit on.  | |||
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"I’d have the delete button attached to testicular electrodes…. That would stop stupid messages Some would probably like that though
That’s what the block button is for …
(Not saying anything but kaboom)"Waaa love it | |||
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"Messages have to contain a minimum of ten words in order to be sent." Ten random words in haphazard order? "Voicenotes are required before taking the chat off site - stops the awful discovery that the hot person you're talking to makes your penis shrivel/quim dry up." So that should ward off any Tarquins or Bertrams who have a preppy posh accent. | |||
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"No penis pics at all, ever" We both know they don’t call you penis Priscilla for nothing! | |||
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"Considering a common theme on here is that people like people who live too far away. A fab transport would sort out everyone's problem. I'm a genius, I know
Sex bus!
Oh grim, imagine how steamed up the windows would get!
Having used the night bus in London frequently many moons ago.....sticky seats aren't fun to sit on. "Oh mun, that's really given me bad images in my mind! | |||
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" Voicenotes are required before taking the chat off site - stops the awful discovery that the hot person you're talking to makes your penis shrivel/quim dry up. This would seriously impact on my sex life Meli. Ohhhh! This is something I've not thought about before. What you sound like. Do you have a broad Yorkshire accent? Feeling like I need another fab break....." No, don't leave. Stay. I love broad accents! Northern ones are fantastic and so... yes. Big fan. | |||
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"... ...Feeling like I need another fab break....." • May I please leave you a veri' first? Just for once I want to experience that feeling where my "Last 100 people to view you" goes stratospheric on the back of bemused men looking at my profile wondering how I was able to bonk you but they weren't. Then you may depart. | |||
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"... ...Feeling like I need another fab break..... • May I please leave you a veri' first? Just for once I want to experience that feeling where my "Last 100 people to view you" goes stratospheric on the back of bemused men looking at my profile wondering how I was able to bonk you but they weren't. Then you may depart." I think you're confusing me with someone popular dear Nero. | |||
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" Voicenotes are required before taking the chat off site - stops the awful discovery that the hot person you're talking to makes your penis shrivel/quim dry up. This would seriously impact on my sex life Meli. Ohhhh! This is something I've not thought about before. What you sound like. Do you have a broad Yorkshire accent? Feeling like I need another fab break....." We need to hear the voice or you might slip off the warm list… | |||
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"Messages have to contain a minimum of ten words in order to be sent. Ten random words in haphazard order?" Yeah sure. Or you could even list ten words that have some sort of weak link. Make it exciting. Mix it up a little. "Voicenotes are required before taking the chat off site - stops the awful discovery that the hot person you're talking to makes your penis shrivel/quim dry up. So that should ward off any Tarquins or Bertrams who have a preppy posh accent." You're a hoot. You really are. Motion to keep the Bertrams though, they're great. | |||
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"Message screening on 1st message to get rid of the cock pics. Mrs " Even mine? | |||
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"... ...Feeling like I need another fab break..... • May I please leave you a veri' first? Just for once I want to experience that feeling where my "Last 100 people to view you" goes stratospheric on the back of bemused men looking at my profile wondering how I was able to bonk you but they weren't. Then you may depart." That’s a genuine phenomenon! | |||
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"Message screening on 1st message to get rid of the cock pics. Mrs Even mine? "Yep, cock pic 
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"Message screening on 1st message to get rid of the cock pics. Mrs Even mine?
Yep, cock pic
Mrs "You haven’t seen cock until you’ve seen mine!
I’ll just have to keep it under lock and key then… | |||
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"... ...Feeling like I need another fab break..... • May I please leave you a veri' first? Just for once I want to experience that feeling where my "Last 100 people to view you" goes stratospheric on the back of bemused men looking at my profile wondering how I was able to bonk you but they weren't. Then you may depart. · I think you're confusing me with someone popular dear Nero." • You don't need to be popular to be bonk-worthy, Råven.  | |||
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"A limit on how many threads you can create each week. Every profile would need at least one full length photo A limit of one penis pic Friday to Sunday, only women can message first A max limit of 10 for how many new people you can message a week" When I started reading only one penis is was thinking to myself “who has two???”
I was gonna suggest the ten people rule too! Great minds! | |||
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"I don’t know what the opposite of sucking it all in is but there should be a pushing it all out pic on each profile! I’d be like mr greedy! "That's a hard no from me. | |||
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"I don’t know what the opposite of sucking it all in is but there should be a pushing it all out pic on each profile! I’d be like mr greedy!
That's a hard no from me."You’ve been making most of the forum hard with your no’s for months now! How about warming up a little and letting it all hang out… | |||
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"I don’t know what the opposite of sucking it all in is but there should be a pushing it all out pic on each profile! I’d be like mr greedy!
That's a hard no from me.
You’ve been making most of the forum hard with your no’s for months now! How about warming up a little and letting it all hang out… "The warm weather is coming, you've got no chance of that | |||
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