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By *ea monkey OP   Man
36 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

Have you got a question that you want to ask? Here is the place for it!

I don’t have the answers but the forum is filled with lots of lovely and knowledgeable folks that very well might do, so this thread is a way of tapping that vein!

Post your questions and (hopefully) someone will answer it for you, whether it’s kink, sexual, clubs… whatever!

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By *og-ManMan
36 weeks ago

somewhere

Why does a long car journey always seem shorter on the way back

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By *ellhungvweMan
36 weeks ago

Cheltenham


"Why does a long car journey always seem shorter on the way back "

It’s because on the way there you are adding the miles and on the way back you are subtracting them. It is a mathematical fact (at least it is now) that it is quicker to take away than to add.

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By *ts the taking part thatMan
36 weeks ago

southampton


"Why does a long car journey always seem shorter on the way back "

No anticipation or preparation.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

36 weeks ago

East Sussex

Am I wrong to want camouflage crocs and turned up jeans to appear during Milan fashion week?

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By *nnCeeWoman
36 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"Am I wrong to want camouflage crocs and turned up jeans to appear during Milan fashion week? "

No, not at all

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
36 weeks ago

Reading

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
36 weeks ago

Reading


"Am I wrong to want camouflage crocs and turned up jeans to appear during Milan fashion week? "

Yes i have already told you to bin them

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By *issBellaWoman
36 weeks ago

Wales

What the eff is a jpeg?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

36 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Why is Buckbeat from Harry Potter in the second part of Rebel Moon???

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

36 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"What the eff is a jpeg? "

It's a file format created in 1992 by the Joint Photographic Experts Group, hence the name.

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By *izzy.Woman
36 weeks ago

Stoke area


"What the eff is a jpeg? "

It's a format to share or store a detailed digital image. It compresses the information into an iddy biddy thingy to keep it safe.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
36 weeks ago

Essex


"Am I wrong to want camouflage crocs and turned up jeans to appear during Milan fashion week? "

Yes you are wrong. Once all of the fashionistas spot such a beautiful and classy woman wearing them it will become “on trend”. Then we will see them everywhere…

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By *iddlesticksMan
36 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Why does a long car journey always seem shorter on the way back "

It’s downhill.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

36 weeks ago

East Sussex


"Am I wrong to want camouflage crocs and turned up jeans to appear during Milan fashion week?

Yes i have already told you to bin them "

Shan't

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

36 weeks ago

East Sussex


"Am I wrong to want camouflage crocs and turned up jeans to appear during Milan fashion week?

Yes you are wrong. Once all of the fashionistas spot such a beautiful and classy woman wearing them it will become “on trend”. Then we will see them everywhere… "

Damn!

:cancels on line bulk order of crocs:

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Why is goofy human-like yet pluto's a dog?

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By *ripfillMan
36 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant


"Am I wrong to want camouflage crocs and turned up jeans to appear during Milan fashion week? "

Ummmmm what happens in Milan should stay in Milan …

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"Have you got a question that you want to ask? Here is the place for it!

I don’t have the answers but the forum is filled with lots of lovely and knowledgeable folks that very well might do, so this thread is a way of tapping that vein!

Post your questions and (hopefully) someone will answer it for you, whether it’s kink, sexual, clubs… whatever! "

What is kink a pop group or what lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

36 weeks ago

East Sussex


"Am I wrong to want camouflage crocs and turned up jeans to appear during Milan fashion week?

Ummmmm what happens in Milan should stay in Milan … "

Got ya'.

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By *issBellaWoman
36 weeks ago

Wales


"What the eff is a jpeg?

It's a file format created in 1992 by the Joint Photographic Experts Group, hence the name. "

Oh

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By *iddlesticksMan
36 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Why is goofy human-like yet pluto's a dog?"

Unscrupulous breeders and unlicensed puppy farms.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

36 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Why is Zack Snyder seemingly obsessed with slow motion cut scenes that add little to the plot or flow of a movie?

Is it just 'filler' to make them longer?

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Is it possible to watch Chef and not get turned on by the food?

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
36 weeks ago

Stockport


"What the eff is a jpeg? "

It comes after an ipeg and before a kpeg.

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
36 weeks ago

Maidstone


"Am I wrong to want camouflage crocs and turned up jeans to appear during Milan fashion week? "

Less likely in Milan... More likely to be seen at London Fashion Week...

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By *orny-DJMan
36 weeks ago

Leigh-on-Sea


"Why is goofy human-like yet pluto's a dog?"

Well Garsh. Uh Huck! (done in my best Goofy voice)

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By *hilloutMan
36 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I'm bored, so if anyone has questions on orthopaedic medicine, shoot

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By *illan-KillashMan
36 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

Why do people think the Earth is round, when science proves its flat?

*sits back and makes a cuppa

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By *eliWoman
36 weeks ago

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This is mainly for penis owners because I have a quim and know how I think.

Do you (men) ever get flashbacks of great sex/kissing/things along those lines? You're just going about your day and then bam. There it is.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

36 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"This is mainly for penis owners because I have a quim and know how I think.

Do you (men) ever get flashbacks of great sex/kissing/things along those lines? You're just going about your day and then bam. There it is. "

To answer that in a detailed and informative manner....?

Yes.

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By *eliWoman
36 weeks ago

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"This is mainly for penis owners because I have a quim and know how I think.

Do you (men) ever get flashbacks of great sex/kissing/things along those lines? You're just going about your day and then bam. There it is.

To answer that in a detailed and informative manner....?

Yes. "

Ha, thank you Obi! That's as detailed as I need. I was wondering if men have those moments as well and then in a rather serendipitous manner I read this thread.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
36 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"This is mainly for penis owners because I have a quim and know how I think.

Do you (men) ever get flashbacks of great sex/kissing/things along those lines? You're just going about your day and then bam. There it is. "

I don't own a penis. But fuck yes. Often not the most graphic parts. A touch, a glance, a sound. Ooft.

Mrs TMN x

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By *onn8955Man
36 weeks ago

whitby


"Why does a long car journey always seem shorter on the way back "

Its downhill innit!

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By *eliWoman
36 weeks ago

.


"This is mainly for penis owners because I have a quim and know how I think.

Do you (men) ever get flashbacks of great sex/kissing/things along those lines? You're just going about your day and then bam. There it is.

I don't own a penis. But fuck yes. Often not the most graphic parts. A touch, a glance, a sound. Ooft.

Mrs TMN x"

You can reply even if I said no Scottish women who like giving oral sex.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
36 weeks ago

Essex


"I'm bored, so if anyone has questions on orthopaedic medicine, shoot "

Medicine? Or orthopaedic in general?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
36 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Where do the odd socks go in the washing machine?

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
36 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Where do the odd socks go in the washing machine? "

That's a very good question. I don't know the answer (I'm sure someone else does), but do have an unrelated question:

Which side of the fridge should marge go in?

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By *hilloutMan
36 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"I'm bored, so if anyone has questions on orthopaedic medicine, shoot

Medicine? Or orthopaedic in general?"

Orthopaedic in general.

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By *ellinever70Woman
36 weeks ago

Ayrshire


"Where do the odd socks go in the washing machine?

That's a very good question. I don't know the answer (I'm sure someone else does), but do have an unrelated question:

Which side of the fridge should marge go in?"

The bigger question is, should any fridge even contain marge, given how awful it tastes

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By *arry monk40Man
36 weeks ago

Telford

Why do you never see a baby pigeon

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
36 weeks ago

Essex


"I'm bored, so if anyone has questions on orthopaedic medicine, shoot

Medicine? Or orthopaedic in general?

Orthopaedic in general."

At what point of feeling metal plates.. is feeling them to much?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
36 weeks ago

Essex


"I'm bored, so if anyone has questions on orthopaedic medicine, shoot

Medicine? Or orthopaedic in general?

Orthopaedic in general.

At what point of feeling metal plates.. is feeling them to much? "

**too

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
36 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Where do the odd socks go in the washing machine?

That's a very good question. I don't know the answer (I'm sure someone else does), but do have an unrelated question:

Which side of the fridge should marge go in?

The bigger question is, should any fridge even contain marge, given how awful it tastes "

Now now. We don't marge-shame here x

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
36 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"This is mainly for penis owners because I have a quim and know how I think.

Do you (men) ever get flashbacks of great sex/kissing/things along those lines? You're just going about your day and then bam. There it is. "

Yes, quite often. Sometimes it will be from a while ago, sometimes from the morning or previous night.

In those moments it’s problematic to not wear underwear

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By *hilloutMan
36 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"I'm bored, so if anyone has questions on orthopaedic medicine, shoot

Medicine? Or orthopaedic in general?

Orthopaedic in general.

At what point of feeling metal plates.. is feeling them to much? "

They can often be just below skin surface, particularly in areas such as the clavicle or ankle. If they become an issue, they can be removed at a later date, though not with every fracture. If removals viable, surgeons won't do it before 12-18 months post surgery.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
36 weeks ago

Leeds

Do I buy.

Daystate huntsman Revere safari.

Air arms s510 Ultimate sporter.

BSA r10.

Weihrauch hw100.

I don’t know and it’s driving me fucking insane thinking about it

The mr

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
36 weeks ago

Maidstone

How do flasks keep hot drinks hot and still able to keep cold drinks cold?

(not my question but from my pal Rose Nylund the blonde bimbo in The Golden Girls)

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
36 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Do I buy.

Daystate huntsman Revere safari.

Air arms s510 Ultimate sporter.

BSA r10.

Weihrauch hw100.

I don’t know and it’s driving me fucking insane thinking about it

The mr

"

Are the targets inanimate, plant-based, non-human animal, or human animal?

(If I'm included among the targets, that is loosely categorised under "human animal")

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
36 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Where do the odd socks go in the washing machine?

That's a very good question. I don't know the answer (I'm sure someone else does), but do have an unrelated question:

Which side of the fridge should marge go in?"

Easy. The opposite side from the socks, of course.

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By *ansoffateMan
36 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Does existence precedes essence.

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By *RWoodyCouple
36 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"Do I buy.

Daystate huntsman Revere safari.

Air arms s510 Ultimate sporter.

BSA r10.

Weihrauch hw100.

I don’t know and it’s driving me fucking insane thinking about it

The mr

"

The HW100 will never disappoint, so definitely go for that

I have no clue in reality about any of it but it's what R keeps talking about

J x

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
36 weeks ago

Leeds


"Do I buy.

Daystate huntsman Revere safari.

Air arms s510 Ultimate sporter.

BSA r10.

Weihrauch hw100.

I don’t know and it’s driving me fucking insane thinking about it

The mr

Are the targets inanimate, plant-based, non-human animal, or human animal?

(If I'm included among the targets, that is loosely categorised under "human animal")"

No I don’t shoot people, the bullied child with badges say I’m not allowed.

The mr

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
36 weeks ago

Leeds


"Do I buy.

Daystate huntsman Revere safari.

Air arms s510 Ultimate sporter.

BSA r10.

Weihrauch hw100.

I don’t know and it’s driving me fucking insane thinking about it

The mr

The HW100 will never disappoint, so definitely go for that

I have no clue in reality about any of it but it's what R keeps talking about

J x"

They do seem popular and German engineered too so you know it’s made with precision.

The mr

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By *onameyet2Man
36 weeks ago

chorley


"Where do the odd socks go in the washing machine?

That's a very good question. I don't know the answer (I'm sure someone else does), but do have an unrelated question:

Which side of the fridge should marge go in?"

Is this cryogenics ?

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
36 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Do I buy.

Daystate huntsman Revere safari.

Air arms s510 Ultimate sporter.

BSA r10.

Weihrauch hw100.

I don’t know and it’s driving me fucking insane thinking about it

The mr

Are the targets inanimate, plant-based, non-human animal, or human animal?

(If I'm included among the targets, that is loosely categorised under "human animal")

No I don’t shoot people, the bullied child with badges say I’m not allowed.

The mr "

Oh in that case, I'd go for the HW100. It'll never disappoint, they do seem popular, and that German engineering drips with precision.

So I've heard, anyway .

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
36 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Where do the odd socks go in the washing machine?

That's a very good question. I don't know the answer (I'm sure someone else does), but do have an unrelated question:

Which side of the fridge should marge go in?

Easy. The opposite side from the socks, of course. "

You played a blinder x

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By *ot to giggleWoman
36 weeks ago

Coventry


"Is it possible to watch Chef and not get turned on by the food?"

no

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By *irthandgirthMan
36 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Where does your lap go when you stand up?

More specifically, at what angle do you stop having a lap and just have... legs?

Is this the same angle going from standing to sitting? Is there some kind of hysteresis curve to it?

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By *ot to giggleWoman
36 weeks ago

Coventry

How can you tell if the light actually goes off in the fridge when you shut the door after you have put the marge in the correct place

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By *ot to giggleWoman
36 weeks ago

Coventry

who actually hears the tree fall in the wood ?

Is there sound then if there is no one to hear it and how can you tell because if you look you would hear it

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By *irthandgirthMan
36 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

You can have an infinite amount of odd numbers, and an infinite amount of even numbers. Therefore an infinity which is counting sequentially should technically be twice as big as either of the former.. is this double infinity? Can you have one infinity bigger than another?

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By *ot to giggleWoman
36 weeks ago

Coventry


"You can have an infinite amount of odd numbers, and an infinite amount of even numbers. Therefore an infinity which is counting sequentially should technically be twice as big as either of the former.. is this double infinity? Can you have one infinity bigger than another? "

would infinity be odd or even

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By *irthandgirthMan
36 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"who actually hears the tree fall in the wood ?

Is there sound then if there is no one to hear it and how can you tell because if you look you would hear it "

This would depend on the visual range to the falling tree from the observer. It also depends on terrain inbetween as that will absorb or redirect the sound energy as it travels. Although energy theoretically travels forever, the sound energy could simply attenuate to the point it is below our hearing threshold.

However on a dark night, sound can travel further and our eyes are less likely to see the falling tree so the situation is reversed.

This is obviously removing the option of optic/audio aids.

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By *irtydevil666Man
36 weeks ago

bristol

What is the purpose of crane fly

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
36 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Where does your lap go when you stand up?

More specifically, at what angle do you stop having a lap and just have... legs?

Is this the same angle going from standing to sitting? Is there some kind of hysteresis curve to it? "

If you can sit on it, it's a lap

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
36 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"How can you tell if the light actually goes off in the fridge when you shut the door after you have put the marge in the correct place"

Drill a hole in the side. Kinda defeats the purpose of having a fridge, but at least you know about the light!

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By *illy IdolMan
36 weeks ago

Midlands


"How can you tell if the light actually goes off in the fridge when you shut the door after you have put the marge in the correct place"

Stick your phone in and film it

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
36 weeks ago

St Leonards


"who actually hears the tree fall in the wood ?

Is there sound then if there is no one to hear it and how can you tell because if you look you would hear it "

Ooooh ooooh I know this I know this!

The Pope hears it, when he's shitting on the bear.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
36 weeks ago

St Leonards


"You can have an infinite amount of odd numbers, and an infinite amount of even numbers. Therefore an infinity which is counting sequentially should technically be twice as big as either of the former.. is this double infinity? Can you have one infinity bigger than another? "

According to Cantor (and others) you can have multiple infinities.

However, I'd love to stick a Gödel into that and see what other magick is produced.

A nice drop of dialetheia to mangle classical logic .

Didn't they both do God and go mad as well?

Easier sticking with aliens and being psychic - less chance of madness I've found .

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