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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
24 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Reports that the City of London Police, which few have heard of and are largely ceremonial, have clamped down on cyclists, often referred to as Lycra Louts in Londons City Centre also known as the square mile. Over 1000 fines for jumping red lights, 80 arests and nearly 200 illegal e-bikes and scooters seized. Something has to be done about these buggers cocking a snoot at the law. What's going on here guys. It's all over the news

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By *lynJMan
24 weeks ago

Morden

It looks like something is being done.

Lots of fines, arrests and seizing property.

They've only appear to have missed out the offences of middle aged men wearing lycra.

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By *odgerMooreMan
24 weeks ago

Carlisle

My guess is this will go off topic quicker than a very quick thing… on a bike … in a sprint race… it’s actually a good thing when all road users obey the rules of the road - it’s likely a small %age of cyclists whose attitude tarnishes their reputation… but they should also have insurance and contribute to the road fund licence as other road users do. Police should employ a cyclist stinger like the one for car drivers - only completely different… like a big fishing net that captures them when they jump a red light…. Or fail to indicate a turn …. Or speed…or get in the way when im trying to do 85mph in a 20 zone past a school…. Responsibly!!!

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By *red333Man
24 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Reports that the City of London Police, which few have heard of and are largely ceremonial, have clamped down on cyclists, often referred to as Lycra Louts in Londons City Centre also known as the square mile. Over 1000 fines for jumping red lights, 80 arests and nearly 200 illegal e-bikes and scooters seized. Something has to be done about these buggers cocking a snoot at the law. What's going on here guys. It's all over the news"
Its all about money Tom thought you would know that, its easier to get money out of people using the law to accomplish it

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By *icolerobbieCouple
24 weeks ago

walsall

Nicole does not jump red lights, she prefers to wait in front of motorists at red lights whilst wiggling her Lycra clad terrier at them to prevent red light jumping from all vehicles.

P.s. she’s only been rear ended a couple of times.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
24 weeks ago

walsall

*derriere

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By *oquars19458Man
24 weeks ago

sheffield


"Reports that the City of London Police, which few have heard of and are largely ceremonial, have clamped down on cyclists, often referred to as Lycra Louts in Londons City Centre also known as the square mile. Over 1000 fines for jumping red lights, 80 arests and nearly 200 illegal e-bikes and scooters seized. Something has to be done about these buggers cocking a snoot at the law. What's going on here guys. It's all over the news"

Same shit, different post

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By *oquars19458Man
24 weeks ago

sheffield


"Nicole does not jump red lights, she prefers to wait in front of motorists at red lights whilst wiggling her Lycra clad terrier at them to prevent red light jumping from all vehicles.

P.s. she’s only been rear ended a couple of times. "

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By *odgerMooreMan
24 weeks ago

Carlisle


"Nicole does not jump red lights, she prefers to wait in front of motorists at red lights whilst wiggling her Lycra clad terrier at them to prevent red light jumping from all vehicles.

P.s. she’s only been rear ended a couple of times. "

Id like to add to that total please

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
24 weeks ago

Chelmsford


"*derriere"

Terrier did make Tom wonder ...

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By *oiluvfunMan
24 weeks ago

Penrith

I remember the Police clamping down on lager louts, but I guess I'm just showing my age.....

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By *icolerobbieCouple
24 weeks ago

walsall


"I remember the Police clamping down on lager louts, but I guess I'm just showing my age..... "

What about lager louts in Lycra?

Is this suitable street drinking attire?

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By *ulfilthmentMan
24 weeks ago

Just around the corner

The City of London Police are no more ceremonial than any other regional force (sorry, ‘service’). Their jurisdiction only covers the tiny (but very wealthy) City of London district.

I wish they’d also clamp down on imbeciles behind the wheel who are equally as dangerous on the road.

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By *ragonbaitCouple
24 weeks ago

Reading and Aberdare


"I remember the Police clamping down on lager louts, but I guess I'm just showing my age.....

What about lager louts in Lycra?

Is this suitable street drinking attire?"

“Was in charge of a bicycle while unfit through drink or drugs, contrary to the 1979 road traffic act”

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By *icolerobbieCouple
24 weeks ago

walsall


"I remember the Police clamping down on lager louts, but I guess I'm just showing my age.....

What about lager louts in Lycra?

Is this suitable street drinking attire?

“Was in charge of a bicycle while unfit through drink or drugs, contrary to the 1979 road traffic act”"

Sounds lagerist to me? What’s going on here? Is this the next police scandal?

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By *illan-KillashMan
24 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

As someone's sure to point out, some motorists do this too.

IMHO, anyone who breaks the Highway Code should be held accountable.

*this ends my Ted Talk

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By *ragonbaitCouple
24 weeks ago

Reading and Aberdare


"I remember the Police clamping down on lager louts, but I guess I'm just showing my age.....

What about lager louts in Lycra?

Is this suitable street drinking attire?

“Was in charge of a bicycle while unfit through drink or drugs, contrary to the 1979 road traffic act”

Sounds lagerist to me? What’s going on here? Is this the next police scandal?"

On this occasion the police did have a point some lager “may” have been involved.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
24 weeks ago

walsall


"I remember the Police clamping down on lager louts, but I guess I'm just showing my age.....

What about lager louts in Lycra?

Is this suitable street drinking attire?

“Was in charge of a bicycle while unfit through drink or drugs, contrary to the 1979 road traffic act”

Sounds lagerist to me? What’s going on here? Is this the next police scandal?

On this occasion the police did have a point some lager “may” have been involved. "

Nicole is not a lager drinker!

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By *odgerMooreMan
24 weeks ago

Carlisle


"I remember the Police clamping down on lager louts, but I guess I'm just showing my age.....

What about lager louts in Lycra?

Is this suitable street drinking attire?

“Was in charge of a bicycle while unfit through drink or drugs, contrary to the 1979 road traffic act”

Sounds lagerist to me? What’s going on here? Is this the next police scandal?

On this occasion the police did have a point some lager “may” have been involved. "

Was this supposed to say ‘ On this occasion the Police did have a pint??

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By *ripfillMan
24 weeks ago

havant

I am afraid I am not very good with lyrca or with Lycra clad street drinkers now with exaggerated paunchs ( in my head )

Nor with idiots who race over the road on a red light

Punctures to the lot of them … Inc the drinkers is what I say !!

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By *ragonbaitCouple
24 weeks ago

Reading and Aberdare


"I remember the Police clamping down on lager louts, but I guess I'm just showing my age.....

What about lager louts in Lycra?

Is this suitable street drinking attire?

“Was in charge of a bicycle while unfit through drink or drugs, contrary to the 1979 road traffic act”

Sounds lagerist to me? What’s going on here? Is this the next police scandal?

On this occasion the police did have a point some lager “may” have been involved.

Nicole is not a lager drinker!"

More importantly, does Nicole wear Lycra?

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By *icolerobbieCouple
24 weeks ago

walsall


"I remember the Police clamping down on lager louts, but I guess I'm just showing my age.....

What about lager louts in Lycra?

Is this suitable street drinking attire?

“Was in charge of a bicycle while unfit through drink or drugs, contrary to the 1979 road traffic act”

Sounds lagerist to me? What’s going on here? Is this the next police scandal?

On this occasion the police did have a point some lager “may” have been involved.

Nicole is not a lager drinker!

More importantly, does Nicole wear Lycra? "

Sometimes

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By *icolerobbieCouple
24 weeks ago

walsall


"I am afraid I am not very good with lyrca or with Lycra clad street drinkers now with exaggerated paunchs ( in my head )

Nor with idiots who race over the road on a red light

Punctures to the lot of them … Inc the drinkers is what I say !! "

Just imagining how many cars with flat tyres would be clogging up the junction!

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By *ragonbaitCouple
24 weeks ago

Reading and Aberdare


"I remember the Police clamping down on lager louts, but I guess I'm just showing my age.....

What about lager louts in Lycra?

Is this suitable street drinking attire?

“Was in charge of a bicycle while unfit through drink or drugs, contrary to the 1979 road traffic act”

Sounds lagerist to me? What’s going on here? Is this the next police scandal?

On this occasion the police did have a point some lager “may” have been involved.

Nicole is not a lager drinker!

More importantly, does Nicole wear Lycra?

Sometimes "

Ohh hellooo

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By *uminsiderMKMan
24 weeks ago

St Austell


"Reports that the City of London Police, which few have heard of and are largely ceremonial"

"Largely ceremonial"? Really?

What few have heard of is that they have specialist units who quietly conduct some of the most intricate and intensive investigations not just in the UK, but internationally - and whose advice is often sought by law enforcement agencies worldwide...

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By *ellhungvweMan
24 weeks ago

Cheltenham


"Nicole does not jump red lights, she prefers to wait in front of motorists at red lights whilst wiggling her Lycra clad terrier at them to prevent red light jumping from all vehicles.

P.s. she’s only been rear ended a couple of times. "

Richard thinks Nicole is a very good bicyclist and to show his gratitude would definitely not overtake her and cause her distress if he was to end up behind her.

#moreBicyclistsLikeNicole!

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago


"I remember the Police clamping down on lager louts, but I guess I'm just showing my age.....

What about lager louts in Lycra?

Is this suitable street drinking attire?

“Was in charge of a bicycle while unfit through drink or drugs, contrary to the 1979 road traffic act”

Sounds lagerist to me? What’s going on here? Is this the next police scandal?

On this occasion the police did have a point some lager “may” have been involved.

Nicole is not a lager drinker!"

Perhaps she isn't but I reckon Nicole probably still deserves to be clamped down

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By *icolerobbieCouple
24 weeks ago

walsall


"Nicole does not jump red lights, she prefers to wait in front of motorists at red lights whilst wiggling her Lycra clad terrier at them to prevent red light jumping from all vehicles.

P.s. she’s only been rear ended a couple of times.

Richard thinks Nicole is a very good bicyclist and to show his gratitude would definitely not overtake her and cause her distress if he was to end up behind her.

#moreBicyclistsLikeNicole!"

Imagine the insurance form to fill in if there was an accident?

“Nicole was rear ended vigorously by _ellhungvwe”

My word!

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By *ragonbaitCouple
24 weeks ago

Reading and Aberdare


"Nicole does not jump red lights, she prefers to wait in front of motorists at red lights whilst wiggling her Lycra clad terrier at them to prevent red light jumping from all vehicles.

P.s. she’s only been rear ended a couple of times.

Richard thinks Nicole is a very good bicyclist and to show his gratitude would definitely not overtake her and cause her distress if he was to end up behind her.

#moreBicyclistsLikeNicole!"

Wait? Nicole takes a Lycra clad dog cycling?

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By *batMan
24 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)


"… but they should also have insurance and contribute to the road fund licence as other road users do. "

Hooray for me!

When I lived in the UK, I had bike insurance AND contributed via vehicle excise licences for my motor vehicles. (The VEL is based on emissions, so not sure how extending them to bikes will generate any money?).

Why do so many people assume cyclist have neither insurance nor one or several VELs for other vehicles?

Now I have bike insurance and road tax in Spain. Another hooray!!

Gbat

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By *riskynriskyCouple
24 weeks ago

Essex.


"...they should also have insurance and contribute to the road fund licence as other road users do. "

Road Fund Licence ended in 1955...

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago


"...they should also have insurance and contribute to the road fund licence as other road users do.

Road Fund Licence ended in 1955..."

Yawn

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