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By *illy Idol OP   Man
36 weeks ago

Midlands

Theres nothing that turns a man off faster than a woman that.....?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
36 weeks ago

Leeds

Draws her eyebrows on.

The mr

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By *heelerMan
36 weeks ago

Northants

[Removed by poster at 19/04/24 07:48:12]

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
36 weeks ago

Midlands

Speaks

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By *irthandgirthMan
36 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Is trying to do her best sexy pout while inebriated and it just looks like she is doing an impression of Stephen Hawking

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
36 weeks ago

Midlands


"Draws her eyebrows on.

The mr "

Why do they do this?

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
36 weeks ago

Midlands


"Is trying to do her best sexy pout while inebriated and it just looks like she is doing an impression of Stephen Hawking"

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
36 weeks ago

Midlands

What's that side on pose they do with the bent knee all about?

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Has a Queen of Spades tattoo

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"What's that side on pose they do with the bent knee all about?"

Hides the wobbly bits Willy.

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
36 weeks ago

Midlands


"What's that side on pose they do with the bent knee all about?

Hides the wobbly bits Willy."

We like the wobbly bits. It looks stupid

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By *ubikslongswordMan
36 weeks ago

Rubiksville

Duck pout

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
36 weeks ago

Leeds


"Draws her eyebrows on.

The mr

Why do they do this?"

Because they get blagging into thinking a £500 jar of cream make you look good.

The mr

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
36 weeks ago

Midlands


"Draws her eyebrows on.

The mr

Why do they do this?

Because they get blagging into thinking a £500 jar of cream make you look good.

The mr "

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By *issBellaWoman
36 weeks ago

Wales


"Is trying to do her best sexy pout while inebriated and it just looks like she is doing an impression of Stephen Hawking"

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
36 weeks ago

My Own Little World


"Theres nothing that turns a man off faster than a woman that.....?"

Drains his bank account

Always talks over you

Christ don’t ever say it was there fault

Never wrong always right

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By *amhorniestMan
36 weeks ago

Surrey

Farts during a 69

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Says she doesn't suck dick

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By *rNaughty22Man
36 weeks ago

Doncaster


"Theres nothing that turns a man off faster than a woman that.....?

Always talks over you

Christ don’t ever say it was there fault

Never wrong always right

"

100% to these 3 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"Has a Queen of Spades tattoo"

Nothing better then a cum filled pussy by bbc. Lick it all up.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"Has a Queen of Spades tattoo

Nothing better then a cum filled pussy by bbc. Lick it all up. "

Many many things better

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
36 weeks ago

St Leonards

Translates her vulnerable and fearful utter alone-ness into sucking the blood from his dynamic joy in utter alone-ness.

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By *lack Orchid 0204Man
36 weeks ago

Leeds


"Says she doesn't suck dick "

They say "one swallow doesn't make a summer.........

.

.

But it makes for a great friday night!"

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
36 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Has her tongue sticking out in a selfie.

Has a paw print tattoo on her boob.

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
36 weeks ago

Midlands


"Says she doesn't suck dick

They say "one swallow doesn't make a summer.........

.

.

But it makes for a great friday night!""

Very good

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
36 weeks ago

Midlands


"Has her tongue sticking out in a selfie.

Has a paw print tattoo on her boob."

But how else would you know they're a bit wacky?

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By *ubikslongswordMan
36 weeks ago

Rubiksville


"Has her tongue sticking out in a selfie.

Has a paw print tattoo on her boob.

But how else would you know they're a bit wacky?"

Check if their hair colour is blue?

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
36 weeks ago

Midlands


"Has her tongue sticking out in a selfie.

Has a paw print tattoo on her boob.

But how else would you know they're a bit wacky?

Check if their hair colour is blue?"

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

List to long. Would offend

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By *rispyDuckMan
36 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you


"Theres nothing that turns a man off faster than a woman that.....?"

Is stuck up

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
36 weeks ago

My Own Little World

And FFS guys never volunteer for fuck all

Ever

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By *ot to giggleWoman
36 weeks ago

Coventry


"Translates her vulnerable and fearful utter alone-ness into sucking the blood from his dynamic joy in utter alone-ness."

hahaha - has someone rocked your alone-ness today?

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By *ot to giggleWoman
36 weeks ago

Coventry


"Says she doesn't suck dick

They say "one swallow doesn't make a summer.........

.

.

But it makes for a great friday night!""

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By *TG3Man
36 weeks ago

Dorchester

Eats with her mouth open (yuk)

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By *TG3Man
36 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Eats with her mouth open (yuk) "
even

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
36 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Eats with her mouth open (yuk) "

Loving the new profile pic Fred .

I'm going to assume we're all allowed to open our mouths to get the food in originally though?

You're not suggesting banning food in favour of breatharianism?

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By *bgonzoMan
36 weeks ago

Roseville

When she says she has to take a shit...or if she farts.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

36 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Theres nothing that turns a man off faster than a woman that.....?"

Asks 'are you in yet?'.......

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
36 weeks ago

London (She/Her)


"When she says she has to take a shit...or if she farts."

Women do have normal human bodies. If you want a woman who doesn’t poop or fart you’re going to struggle

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
36 weeks ago

My Own Little World


"When she says she has to take a shit...or if she farts.

Women do have normal human bodies. If you want a woman who doesn’t poop or fart you’re going to struggle "

Ahhhhh so you admit it

Women do fart blame it on everyone else

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Is a QAnon believer.

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By *irthandgirthMan
36 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Thinks its acceptable to take a shit while I'm in the shower (despite there being another toilet available in a different room)

There are some lines that shouldn't be crossed. Hearing a lady grunt while she pulls her "I'm having a particularly difficult poo" face is one of them.

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By *aters139Man
36 weeks ago

Sheffield

Says your name too much during sex\foreplay

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By *TG3Man
36 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Eats with her mouth open (yuk)

Loving the new profile pic Fred .

I'm going to assume we're all allowed to open our mouths to get the food in originally though?

You're not suggesting banning food in favour of breatharianism? "

lol ok the eating part of the food, chewing in order to get it down the gullet

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By *TG3Man
36 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Eats with her mouth open (yuk)

Loving the new profile pic Fred .

I'm going to assume we're all allowed to open our mouths to get the food in originally though?

You're not suggesting banning food in favour of breatharianism? "

People kept mentioning the worn table and the stripey shorts so i changed it, public opinion n all

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By *ondiego85Man
36 weeks ago

nottingham


"Theres nothing that turns a man off faster than a woman that.....?"

Smokes.

I can’t stand it. Massive turn off, and the smell never goes away no matter how much perfume they put on

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By *WINGStars23Couple
36 weeks ago

Northwest

Is covered in bruises and welts.

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By *oiluvfunMan
36 weeks ago

Penrith


"There's nothing that turns a man off faster than a woman that.....?"

Replies; Lol x

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By *actilenorfolkgentMan
36 weeks ago

Norwich

Botox trout pout!

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By *iddlesticksMan
36 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Theres nothing that turns a man off faster than a woman that.....?"

Her mother.

Answer for comedic effect only.

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
36 weeks ago

Basingstoke


"When she says she has to take a shit...or if she farts.

Women do have normal human bodies. If you want a woman who doesn’t poop or fart you’re going to struggle "

Unless she's purchased in a sex shop

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By *oiluvfunMan
36 weeks ago

Penrith


"When she says she has to take a shit...or if she farts.

Women do have normal human bodies. If you want a woman who doesn’t poop or fart you’re going to struggle

Unless she's purchased in a sex shop "

Oooh! Good tip!

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"Theres nothing that turns a man off faster than a woman that.....?"

Is not in the fab clique

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Women turn men off ...a load of you want turning off by key lol

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By *WB85Man
36 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Is the opposite of what her profile states.

Especially those that like to chat and build a connection.....3 fucking words at a time.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
36 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Theres nothing that turns a man off faster than a woman that.....?"

Looks better in his stockings and corset than he does

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By *TG3Man
36 weeks ago

Dorchester


"When she says she has to take a shit...or if she farts.

Women do have normal human bodies. If you want a woman who doesn’t poop or fart you’re going to struggle

Unless she's purchased in a sex shop "

oh my you can buy real women in sex shops, wheres my cash

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By *eroLondonMan
36 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Theres nothing that turns a man off faster than a woman that.....?"

... doesn't go Dutch, let alone pay her way.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
36 weeks ago

Coventry


"Theres nothing that turns a man off faster than a woman that.....?

Asks 'are you in yet?'......."

well there could be an obvious answer nope not going to say

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By *ot to giggleWoman
36 weeks ago

Coventry


"Thinks its acceptable to take a shit while I'm in the shower (despite there being another toilet available in a different room)

There are some lines that shouldn't be crossed. Hearing a lady grunt while she pulls her "I'm having a particularly difficult poo" face is one of them."

any sex - male or female should use the 'other' toilet

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By *ot to giggleWoman
36 weeks ago

Coventry


"Is the opposite of what her profile states.

Especially those that like to chat and build a connection.....3 fucking words at a time. "

wow sentences

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By *ildmanYorksMan
36 weeks ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Has poor vaginal hygiene

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
36 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Eats with her mouth open (yuk)

Loving the new profile pic Fred .

I'm going to assume we're all allowed to open our mouths to get the food in originally though?

You're not suggesting banning food in favour of breatharianism? People kept mentioning the worn table and the stripey shorts so i changed it, public opinion n all "

It's a bloody good pic. You look fit and it strongly suggests handsome.

Your gnarly old cock on your other pics is terrifying of course, but you know your market and how to please them best xx

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By *irthandgirthMan
36 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

When she says "I hope you are OK with dogs" then proceeds to talk at length about her land-shark (Malinois) that normally shares her bed and hates men.

*true story*

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By *rHotNottsMan
36 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I can’t say as some people would likely , and I’m the caring type

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Can't hold a conversation.

Doesn't initiate anything

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By *agnar73Man
36 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Theres nothing that turns a man off faster than a woman that.....?"

Can’t decide.

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By *cLovin2Man
36 weeks ago

Reading


"Theres nothing that turns a man off faster than a woman that.....?"

Says she voted Tory, don't walk, fuckin run

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
36 weeks ago

Sunderland


"Theres nothing that turns a man off faster than a woman that.....?"

Is a nun

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By *oiluvfunMan
35 weeks ago

Penrith


"There's nothing that turns a man off faster than a woman that.....?"

states 'Black men preferred' on her profile

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By *andwffMan
35 weeks ago

hereford

smokes

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By *TG3Man
35 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Eats with her mouth open (yuk)

Loving the new profile pic Fred .

I'm going to assume we're all allowed to open our mouths to get the food in originally though?

You're not suggesting banning food in favour of breatharianism? People kept mentioning the worn table and the stripey shorts so i changed it, public opinion n all

It's a bloody good pic. You look fit and it strongly suggests handsome.

Your gnarly old cock on your other pics is terrifying of course, but you know your market and how to please them best xx "

lol hey that cock is my most fabbed pic

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

A woman who has unrealistic expectations yet calls them her aims / dreams.

Yet very quick to point the finger, without a degree or self reflection.

Old Chinese proverb, one finger pointing out, 3 fingers pointing in.

Bet your all doing the finger point and counting how many fingers pointing in now

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By *2000ManMan
35 weeks ago

Worthing

...drinks to excess.

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By *ardforall56Man
35 weeks ago

lisburn

Being a tattooed fuckwit is a big turn off

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By *ustincider888Man
35 weeks ago

Preston Ish

With a fanny that smells of wheelie bin juice

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By *kcouple1973Couple
35 weeks ago

colchester


"Draws her eyebrows on.

The mr

Why do they do this?"

Only a woman would think of plucking absolutely fine eyebrows clean off then draw them back on

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan
35 weeks ago

All over the place

Loves herself, and I mean totally vein will look at herself in car mirrors, that vein

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago


"Speaks"

Oh it's definitely speaks...

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By *ucka39Man
35 weeks ago

Newcastle

Smacks her lips, face one's

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Who makes you pay for everything and tells you how they “give” you sex….

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By *cLovin2Man
35 weeks ago

Reading

Profile says she is 39 but the picture shows someone at least 59

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By *exyScientistsCouple
35 weeks ago

Castlebar


"Says your name too much during sex\foreplay"

Much better if she says someone else's???

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By *agnar73Man
35 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Says your name too much during sex\foreplay

Much better if she says someone else's??? "

Beats saying nothing

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