FabSwingers.com forum: Old Things Younger Than My Five Spice

By *ulieAndBeef OP Couple
24 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Just helping the 15 year old prep for their food tech class tomorrow. They need Chinese Five Spice. We go to check if we have any.

It went out of date in 2001!

7 years before they were born. 1 year before we got married.

What old things have you got that are still younger than my five spice?

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By *agnar73Man
24 weeks ago

Glasgow

Recently bought a jar of Italian herbs spice. The bbe date is printed on the lid

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By *naswingdressWoman
24 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

I helped a friend clean out a cupboard once and we found something that had gone out of date before I was born

And I turned 15 the year your spices went out of date!

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By *bi HaiveMan
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24 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

A Michael McIntyre DVD that includes the '5 spice' piece.....

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By *ulieAndBeef OP Couple
24 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"A Michael McIntyre DVD that includes the '5 spice' piece.....

I've not seen that routine. Is it Spice Girls related?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
24 weeks ago

Essex

"A Michael McIntyre DVD that includes the '5 spice' piece.....

I’m 5 spaaiaice. I’m to spaicy for youuuu

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By *ansoffateMan
24 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Ironically, I acquired some new five spice today no idea where the old one went.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
24 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

My child! Born in 2002, she's about to write her final uni exams!

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
24 weeks ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

Grand Theft Auto: Vice City for the PS2.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
24 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I have a tub of hot chili powder. It's the family chili powder from "the old country" (Durban, South Africa). I use it, and it's still going strong, but my late mother-in-law brought it out for us specially on her last visit in 2007! (The poor woman's passed away in 2011).

Still younger than your Jurassic Five Spice!

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By *bi HaiveMan
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24 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"A Michael McIntyre DVD that includes the '5 spice' piece.....

I've not seen that routine. Is it Spice Girls related?

Here you go.

https://youtu.be/OnQTDO8lL8I?si=lXMePZnEP2i_T_i1

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By *ulieAndBeef OP Couple
24 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"A Michael McIntyre DVD that includes the '5 spice' piece.....

I've not seen that routine. Is it Spice Girls related?

Here you go.

https://youtu.be/OnQTDO8lL8I?si=lXMePZnEP2i_T_i1"

Pretty accurate!

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

A tennis racket that I got when I was younger. I had it restrung in 2011 I think. But it’s still younger than your five spice.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Do I make you feel Old Julie?

This 5 spice is very nearly as old as me

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
24 weeks ago

North West

"Just helping the 15 year old prep for their food tech class tomorrow. They need Chinese Five Spice. We go to check if we have any.

It went out of date in 2001!

7 years before they were born. 1 year before we got married.

What old things have you got that are still younger than my five spice?

Erm. My son. Who is an adult with a '2' in the first number of his age

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By *ulieAndBeef OP Couple
24 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"Do I make you feel Old Julie?

This 5 spice is very nearly as old as me "

You do; it is. Depending on how long it had between being bought and going out of date it might actually be as old as you.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"Do I make you feel Old Julie?

This 5 spice is very nearly as old as me

You do; it is. Depending on how long it had between being bought and going out of date it might actually be as old as you.

I probably taste better. But don’t try either of us.

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By *ulieAndBeef OP Couple
24 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"Do I make you feel Old Julie?

This 5 spice is very nearly as old as me

You do; it is. Depending on how long it had between being bought and going out of date it might actually be as old as you.

I probably taste better. But don’t try either of us. "

I would hope you taste better!

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By *ou only live onceMan
24 weeks ago

London

Assuming you bought the 5 spice a little before its expiry date, I have a jumper of a similar vintage.

Bought from Cooshti, Bristol, when at university (shop's remarkably still going strong, filling current students' wardrobes!). It was a big purchase that I probably couldn't really afford at the time, but I've definitely got my money's worth...

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By *ulieAndBeef OP Couple
24 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Mr Brightside by the Killers - released 2 years after my five spice went out of date!

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"Do I make you feel Old Julie?

This 5 spice is very nearly as old as me

You do; it is. Depending on how long it had between being bought and going out of date it might actually be as old as you.

I probably taste better. But don’t try either of us.

I would hope you taste better!

Well. I’m getting on a bit. Past my use by

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