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THURSDAY RANT CLUB - little things edition

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
36 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Thursdays used to traditionally be a day for a rant around here, within the rules, of course (oh hiiiiii lovely mods)

This is the all-new little things edition. Those wee niggles that RUIN your day. Overreacting? I think not!

Mr put the marg back in the wrong place in the fridge this morning. We've only shared a fridge for the best part of twenty years. And the marg has lived in the same spot in the fridge for the whole of that time.

Breakfast was RUINED.

What about you lot?

Mrs TMN x

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By *ookie46Woman
36 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

It started to rain heavily right on the hour school run

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
36 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Someone at work pur the toilet paper facing the wrong way.

J

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
36 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

I can't spell put correctly. Three letters ffs.

J

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
36 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"It started to rain heavily right on the hour school run "

Ugh, bloody typical

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
36 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Someone at work pur the toilet paper facing the wrong way.

J"

So ENRAGED you can no longer spell!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
36 weeks ago

North West


"It started to rain heavily right on the hour school run "

The hail has timed itself to only happen when I am going out to the car or from the car park into work, on all the days of this week. Including this afternoon. I'm fed up with it. It was bright and sunny for the bit of the day I was stuck working indoors

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By *exycarlashane181Couple
36 weeks ago

Leamington Spa


"Someone at work pur the toilet paper facing the wrong way.

J"

I hate toilet roll facing the wrong way and will have to change it no matter where I am

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Yesterday some prick found my glasses on the bus. I saw him discover them as the bus drove off. When I got the next bus and caught up to the bus only a few stops ahead I asked the driver if they were handed in and searched the bus. Gone. The prick stole my glasses. I hope he grazes his knee in the same place every year on this day.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Today I couldn’t find my wallet. So I had to power walk to pick my daughter up from nursery so I wasn’t late. what a life

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Tell me you have ADHD without telling me ^^

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
36 weeks ago

North West


"Yesterday some prick found my glasses on the bus. I saw him discover them as the bus drove off. When I got the next bus and caught up to the bus only a few stops ahead I asked the driver if they were handed in and searched the bus. Gone. The prick stole my glasses. I hope he grazes his knee in the same place every year on this day. "

Oooooooo that's a biggie. How bloody rude

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Why do the people in my house watch me fix the cushions and throws on the couch, sit on it, then get back up 2 seconds later???!!!

Am i invisible? Can they not see the vein protruding out of my forehead, the steam coming from my ears??? I’m going to make them sit on the floor from now on!

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
36 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"It started to rain heavily right on the hour school run

The hail has timed itself to only happen when I am going out to the car or from the car park into work, on all the days of this week. Including this afternoon. I'm fed up with it. It was bright and sunny for the bit of the day I was stuck working indoors "

FUCKING HAIL

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By *emorefridaCouple
36 weeks ago

La la land

Made a list of shit I needed to get done in work. Finished it, felt smug as, then remembered something rather critical I hadn't put on the list

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By *eroLondonMan
36 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Today I couldn’t find my wallet. So I had to power walk to pick my daughter up from nursery so I wasn’t late. what a life "

I don't believe you, Vicår †. You could sêê someone take your glasses from a mile off but not locate the wallet right under your nose?

There's some sleuthing to be had here...

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
36 weeks ago

Pontypool


"It started to rain heavily right on the hour school run "

That's an everyday occurrence in Wales! I empathise.

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
36 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Yesterday some prick found my glasses on the bus. I saw him discover them as the bus drove off. When I got the next bus and caught up to the bus only a few stops ahead I asked the driver if they were handed in and searched the bus. Gone. The prick stole my glasses. I hope he grazes his knee in the same place every year on this day. "

PRICK

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
36 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Why do the people in my house watch me fix the cushions and throws on the couch, sit on it, then get back up 2 seconds later???!!!

Am i invisible? Can they not see the vein protruding out of my forehead, the steam coming from my ears??? I’m going to make them sit on the floor from now on! "

Oh lord, I hear you. Or walk out if the room leaving the TV on, lights on, cups and plates abandoned

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By *icknmix500Man
36 weeks ago

South Gloucestershire

CoOp Funeral Ads FFS and what a fucking doughnut shop Adds !

A fucked off guy from the west country

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
36 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Made a list of shit I needed to get done in work. Finished it, felt smug as, then remembered something rather critical I hadn't put on the list "

You remembered in time, though! That's a win

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
36 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"CoOp Funeral Ads FFS and what a fucking doughnut shop Adds !

A fucked off guy from the west country "

Are the doughnuts good, though?

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

*Raises a cup for Swing

I’m in a great mood. No rants here.

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By *929Man
36 weeks ago

newcastle

I lost my favourite hammer and favourite pointing trowel today at work, the trowel was nicely worn to how I use it too ffs

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By *ot to giggleWoman
36 weeks ago

Coventry

decided to be more spontaneous and not such a misery guts - so when the message of meet me now came i said yea ok - 2pm but then they cancelled because I didnt answer a text message I didn't get within 2 seconds of them sending it - well at least I didnt have to get dressed today

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"Why do the people in my house watch me fix the cushions and throws on the couch, sit on it, then get back up 2 seconds later???!!!

Am i invisible? Can they not see the vein protruding out of my forehead, the steam coming from my ears??? I’m going to make them sit on the floor from now on!

Oh lord, I hear you. Or walk out if the room leaving the TV on, lights on, cups and plates abandoned "

Ugh, the fucking cups!!

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

People.

Just why?

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By *ot to giggleWoman
36 weeks ago

Coventry

theres a whole new life culture developing in my child's bedroom - I think it may be where alien abductions have been undertaken and the evidence is there in various cultures growing - i need to fire bomb that part of the house and claim a rebuild on insurance - I dont have the life insurance required for such an undertaking

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

No season 2 of fallout

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
36 weeks ago

Next Door

Run out of paracetamol and I've had a tension headache for 3 days. Its also making me really tired, hopefully I will fall asleep again soon.

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By *agnar73Man
36 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Had a nap and scared of getting up too quickly

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By *icknmix500Man
36 weeks ago

South Gloucestershire

I Don't know as some doughnut told me i was rude so i walked out !

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
36 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Me. I am annoying myself.

Took a post workout selfie and I look good. But I know its all angles and why do I do that?!

So. Me. I am really bloody annoying.

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"Me. I am annoying myself.

Took a post workout selfie and I look good. But I know its all angles and why do I do that?!

So. Me. I am really bloody annoying.

MrsAbz"

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Today I lost my hat

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

I dressed for spring and it was very clearly not spring in cumbria today. Grrr

Mrs

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By *cLovin2Man
36 weeks ago

Reading


"Today I lost my hat "

Something tells me it's your knickers that you wouldn't miss

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
36 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

Someone in the gym stacked the (smaller) 2.5kg weights underneath the (larger) 5kg weights.

It's not the way things are done.

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By *cLovin2Man
36 weeks ago

Reading

I'm studying for an exam, did my 8th mock exam today only to find out that my score hasn't improved since the first mock exam.

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By *cLovin2Man
36 weeks ago

Reading


"Someone in the gym stacked the (smaller) 2.5kg weights underneath the (larger) 5kg weights.

It's not the way things are done.

"

It's worse when someone has walked off with the weights you use. I have to stand and wait.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
36 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Someone in the gym stacked the (smaller) 2.5kg weights underneath the (larger) 5kg weights.

It's not the way things are done.

It's worse when someone has walked off with the weights you use. I have to stand and wait.

"

Chase after them !!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
36 weeks ago

North West


"I dressed for spring and it was very clearly not spring in cumbria today. Grrr

Mrs "

I did this on Monday morning. Then the hailstones came to get me

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"I dressed for spring and it was very clearly not spring in cumbria today. Grrr

Mrs

I did this on Monday morning. Then the hailstones came to get me "

It’s just so rubbish! need some sun on my face!

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By *ips of a witchWoman
36 weeks ago

Pontypridd

My car windscreen was frozen this morning and my steering wheel was really cold but I've put my gloves away because I was under the ridiculous assumption that winter was over

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
36 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Some top class ranting. Particularly enjoying how we all love a moan about the weather. How bally well British.

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By *cLovin2Man
36 weeks ago

Reading


"Someone in the gym stacked the (smaller) 2.5kg weights underneath the (larger) 5kg weights.

It's not the way things are done.

It's worse when someone has walked off with the weights you use. I have to stand and wait.

Chase after them !!

"

But they're bigger than me

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By *ansoffateMan
36 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Forgetting keys and realising after I've driven for an hour.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

I would like to have a rant about me being never able to rant. Nothing bothers or triggers me. I honestly dont have to prove myself to anyone...

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
36 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Mr put the marg back in the wrong place in the fridge this morning."

That's a euphemism, right?

"Oh honey put the marg where momma likes it".

"Nope".

"But honey, momma likes it like this".

"Nope. Not doin' it. My marg, my choice."

"You're doing WHAT after all these years!?"

"Yup. The marg is going somewhere else. Because I CAN".

"Well, fuck you margtwat".

.

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