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"Why do some people quite obviously cover themself (in my opinion) in something that is supposed to resemble cum? This morning I’ve seen two pics one of which looked like a lady had spread icing sugar all over their face " Friend of mine did it for fancy dress... She was " cum on Eileen" I thought it was funny  | |||
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"Why do some people quite obviously cover themself (in my opinion) in something that is supposed to resemble cum? This morning I’ve seen two pics one of which looked like a lady had spread icing sugar all over their face Friend of mine did it for fancy dress... She was " cum on Eileen" I thought it was funny "That’s acceptable as you couldn’t really turn up in real spunk lol | |||
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"I’ve observed this also; pics of condensed milk or the like, drizzled liberally in forensically unconvincing splatter patterns…. Mind you, the same is sometimes employed in porn ostensibly. " Yeah but porn is acting | |||
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"Why do some people quite obviously cover themself (in my opinion) in something that is supposed to resemble cum? This morning I’ve seen two pics one of which looked like a lady had spread icing sugar all over their face " really | |||
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"Why do some people quite obviously cover themself (in my opinion) in something that is supposed to resemble cum? This morning I’ve seen two pics one of which looked like a lady had spread icing sugar all over their face really "Yes so obvious! Maybe they work behind the scenes at Greggs | |||
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"Is it the one doing pretty well on the hot photos at the moment?" No comment, but do you think it may be? | |||
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"Why do some people quite obviously cover themself (in my opinion) in something that is supposed to resemble cum? This morning I’ve seen two pics one of which looked like a lady had spread icing sugar all over their face Friend of mine did it for fancy dress... She was " cum on Eileen" I thought it was funny "Great song though | |||
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"Why do some people quite obviously cover themself (in my opinion) in something that is supposed to resemble cum? This morning I’ve seen two pics one of which looked like a lady had spread icing sugar all over their face really
Yes so obvious! Maybe they work behind the scenes at Greggs" | |||
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"Why do some people quite obviously cover themself (in my opinion) in something that is supposed to resemble cum? This morning I’ve seen two pics one of which looked like a lady had spread icing sugar all over their face Friend of mine did it for fancy dress... She was " cum on Eileen" I thought it was funny " | |||
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"Why do some people quite obviously cover themself (in my opinion) in something that is supposed to resemble cum? This morning I’ve seen two pics one of which looked like a lady had spread icing sugar all over their face Friend of mine did it for fancy dress... She was " cum on Eileen" I thought it was funny " I laughed far too much at this
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"Is it the one doing pretty well on the hot photos at the moment? No comment, but do you think it may be?" Yep, doesn't look natural, although a beautiful girl coated in icing sugar does it for me too. | |||
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"Is it the one doing pretty well on the hot photos at the moment? No comment, but do you think it may be? Yep, doesn't look natural, although a beautiful girl coated in icing sugar does it for me too." So glad I’m not the only one then | |||
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"Is it the one doing pretty well on the hot photos at the moment? No comment, but do you think it may be? Yep, doesn't look natural, although a beautiful girl coated in icing sugar does it for me too." What about a fat girl rubbed in bacon? Still good?  | |||
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"Is it the one doing pretty well on the hot photos at the moment? No comment, but do you think it may be? Yep, doesn't look natural, although a beautiful girl coated in icing sugar does it for me too. What about a fat girl rubbed in bacon? Still good? "I like the sound of that | |||
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"Is it the one doing pretty well on the hot photos at the moment? No comment, but do you think it may be? Yep, doesn't look natural, although a beautiful girl coated in icing sugar does it for me too. What about a fat girl rubbed in bacon? Still good? "Really? Or are you telling “porkies”? 
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"Is it the one doing pretty well on the hot photos at the moment? No comment, but do you think it may be? Yep, doesn't look natural, although a beautiful girl coated in icing sugar does it for me too. What about a fat girl rubbed in bacon? Still good?
Really? Or are you telling “porkies”?
"T’boom cha! Hahaha | |||
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"Is it the one doing pretty well on the hot photos at the moment? No comment, but do you think it may be? Yep, doesn't look natural, although a beautiful girl coated in icing sugar does it for me too. What about a fat girl rubbed in bacon? Still good?
Really? Or are you telling “porkies”?
T’boom cha! Hahaha "I’m available for wedding, birthday parties etc I’ll give you mates rates
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"Is it the one doing pretty well on the hot photos at the moment? No comment, but do you think it may be? Yep, doesn't look natural, although a beautiful girl coated in icing sugar does it for me too. What about a fat girl rubbed in bacon? Still good? "Smoked? | |||
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"Is it the one doing pretty well on the hot photos at the moment? No comment, but do you think it may be? Yep, doesn't look natural, although a beautiful girl coated in icing sugar does it for me too. What about a fat girl rubbed in bacon? Still good?
Smoked?"And always salty! | |||
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"Is it the one doing pretty well on the hot photos at the moment? No comment, but do you think it may be? Yep, doesn't look natural, although a beautiful girl coated in icing sugar does it for me too. What about a fat girl rubbed in bacon? Still good?
Really? Or are you telling “porkies”?
T’boom cha! Hahaha
I’m available for wedding, birthday parties etc I’ll give you mates rates
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"Is it the one doing pretty well on the hot photos at the moment? No comment, but do you think it may be? Yep, doesn't look natural, although a beautiful girl coated in icing sugar does it for me too. What about a fat girl rubbed in bacon? Still good?
Really? Or are you telling “porkies”?
T’boom cha! Hahaha
I’m available for wedding, birthday parties etc I’ll give you mates rates
Payment in kind lol "I’ve read your status….and I’m the perfect giver
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"Is it the one doing pretty well on the hot photos at the moment? No comment, but do you think it may be? Yep, doesn't look natural, although a beautiful girl coated in icing sugar does it for me too. What about a fat girl rubbed in bacon? Still good?
Really? Or are you telling “porkies”?
T’boom cha! Hahaha
I’m available for wedding, birthday parties etc I’ll give you mates rates
Payment in kind lol
I’ve read your status….and I’m the perfect giver
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 . Don’t some guys cum in sprinkles? | |||
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"I don’t think I’ve seen enough cum to know if it’s fake… . Don’t some guys cum in sprinkles? "Hahaha it’s quite obvious when it’s fake | |||
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"I don’t think I’ve seen enough cum to know if it’s fake… . Don’t some guys cum in sprinkles?
Hahaha it’s quite obvious when it’s fake"I'm surprised this one hasn't got sprinkles on it too. | |||
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"Yeah I saw that pic too. Also. What’s that about with the if you fab my pic I’ll accept friend requests. WTF?" Yep hate them too, so desperate | |||
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"Yeah I saw that pic too. Also. What’s that about with the if you fab my pic I’ll accept friend requests. WTF?" Yet it’s one of the most liked pictures!?!? | |||
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"Can't remember what it's called but in porn they do use a fake cum. Shoot it out of those obviously fake, huge rocks or in pics that splatter the girls face with gallons of cum. Hope it's got a nice flavour, like strawberry, otherwise it would be horrendous haha, Would love to know what it's called, Mrs x" I get that it may be fake in porn but nothing should be fake on here in my humble opinion lol | |||
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"Did she use sprinkles ? The mr " No sprinkles just suspected icing sugar. Never having a Chelsea bun ever again | |||
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"Ach OP, if a woman wants to exercise her right to plaster icing sugar over her face, enough women have fought for her to have that freedom to do so. " Haha no offence meant to any woman using fake cum, I just find it rather funny | |||
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"We were wondering the other day of people use peppermint Gaviscon liquid for this. Then we started laughing saying if our kids could hear us talking "Good idea, next time a lady is blindfolded on her knees in front of my I might pore a bottle over her head hahahaha | |||
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"Ach OP, if a woman wants to exercise her right to plaster icing sugar over her face, enough women have fought for her to have that freedom to do so. Haha no offence meant to any woman using fake cum, I just find it rather funny " I'm teasing you, don't worry! It looks a bit daft but people clearly like it so fuck it. | |||
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"Ach OP, if a woman wants to exercise her right to plaster icing sugar over her face, enough women have fought for her to have that freedom to do so. Haha no offence meant to any woman using fake cum, I just find it rather funny I'm teasing you, don't worry! It looks a bit daft but people clearly like it so fuck it. "As long as no one ends up with Diabetes lol | |||
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"We were wondering the other day of people use peppermint Gaviscon liquid for this. Then we started laughing saying if our kids could hear us talking
Good idea, next time a lady is blindfolded on her knees in front of my I might pore a bottle over her head hahahaha" I wonder if it acts as a conditioned too. | |||
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"We were wondering the other day of people use peppermint Gaviscon liquid for this. Then we started laughing saying if our kids could hear us talking
Good idea, next time a lady is blindfolded on her knees in front of my I might pore a bottle over her head hahahaha
I wonder if it acts as a conditioned too. "Give it a go and post a picture on fab haha | |||
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"We were wondering the other day of people use peppermint Gaviscon liquid for this. Then we started laughing saying if our kids could hear us talking
Good idea, next time a lady is blindfolded on her knees in front of my I might pore a bottle over her head hahahaha
I wonder if it acts as a conditioned too.
Give it a go and post a picture on fab haha" that stuff is vile, I wouldn't want it near my hair | |||
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"We were wondering the other day of people use peppermint Gaviscon liquid for this. Then we started laughing saying if our kids could hear us talking
Good idea, next time a lady is blindfolded on her knees in front of my I might pore a bottle over her head hahahaha
I wonder if it acts as a conditioned too.
Give it a go and post a picture on fab haha
that stuff is vile, I wouldn't want it near my hair"Haha I wonder what else makes good fake cum | |||
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"Can't remember what it's called but in porn they do use a fake cum. Shoot it out of those obviously fake, huge rocks or in pics that splatter the girls face with gallons of cum. Hope it's got a nice flavour, like strawberry, otherwise it would be horrendous haha, Would love to know what it's called, Mrs x I get that it may be fake in porn but nothing should be fake on here in my humble opinion lol" What about tit's, lashes, turkey teeth, turkey hair, tans, extensions and make up ???? Mrs x | |||
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"Can't remember what it's called but in porn they do use a fake cum. Shoot it out of those obviously fake, huge rocks or in pics that splatter the girls face with gallons of cum. Hope it's got a nice flavour, like strawberry, otherwise it would be horrendous haha, Would love to know what it's called, Mrs x I get that it may be fake in porn but nothing should be fake on here in my humble opinion lol What about tit's, lashes, turkey teeth, turkey hair, tans, extensions and make up ???? Mrs x" True but you kind of know, fakibg cum is a step too far lol | |||
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"I cum icing sugar "Never having anything iced again | |||
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"Is it the one doing pretty well on the hot photos at the moment? No comment, but do you think it may be? Yep, doesn't look natural, although a beautiful girl coated in icing sugar does it for me too. What about a fat girl rubbed in bacon? Still good? "That got me all of a tingling! | |||
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"Why do some people quite obviously cover themself (in my opinion) in something that is supposed to resemble cum? This morning I’ve seen two pics one of which looked like a lady had spread icing sugar all over their face Friend of mine did it for fancy dress... She was " cum on Eileen" I thought it was funny "Was her real name Eileen? | |||
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"Natural yoghurt is best thing I find x" For fake cum? So you have faked it? | |||
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"Hmmm, I've never tried it, but I reckon hair conditioner would work quite well. "Not too white and too thick? Lol | |||
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"Natural yoghurt is best thing I find x For fake cum? So you have faked it?" With my dildo between my feet yes! Have pics here with real cum on face boobs and bum ! X | |||
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"I think it’s hot, used to enjoy the cumshot surprise videos with the fake cum, so messy and sexy" Nah it doesn’t do it for me lol | |||
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"Yup I seen it and thought what a waste of mayonnaise " Hahaha | |||
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"Maybe it was real cum that they had saved up in the fridge so they could use it at a later date? " I’m never having Mayo again now grrrrrrr | |||
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"Maybe it was real cum that they had saved up in the fridge so they could use it at a later date? " some freeze it for later on | |||
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"Maybe it was real cum that they had saved up in the fridge so they could use it at a later date? some freeze it for later on " Do they really? Then what? Heat it up? | |||
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"Maybe it was real cum that they had saved up in the fridge so they could use it at a later date? some freeze it for later on Do they really? Then what? Heat it up?" they do. I've not done it but its something that is done x | |||
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"Maybe it was real cum that they had saved up in the fridge so they could use it at a later date? some freeze it for later on Do they really? Then what? Heat it up? they do. I've not done it but its something that is done x "Every day is a school day lol | |||
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"Sometimes when I’m tired I fake an orgasm and chuck some fake cum at them " From a water pistol? | |||
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"Looked hot but glad I wasn't going mad thinking it looked fake and perfectly placed" ? | |||
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"I'll only settle for the real thing. " I agree | |||
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