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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

What conversations do you have that make you think ..... fuck me , every time

Mine is ....

Hi, A black tea please.

Do you want milk with that? No thanks. Just the black tea.

EVERY EVERY EVERY fucking time

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
30 weeks ago

Okehampton

But you can have black tea with milk granny, as apposed to a green tea or a white tea (it’s the leaves)

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

But I asked for BLACK tea DD .....

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By *ris GrayMan
30 weeks ago

Dorchester


"What conversations do you have that make you think ..... fuck me , every time

Mine is ....

Hi, A black tea please.

Do you want milk with that? No thanks. Just the black tea.

EVERY EVERY EVERY fucking time"

lol hey i don't take sugar and every time even though I've said they put a spoon on the saucer its just habit i guess

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
30 weeks ago

Okehampton

Black tea is a type of tea that is more oxidised than oolong, yellow, white and green tea.

You can have black tea with milk or without. The tea (leaves) are black regardless

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

I go to the same pub meet every week and the managers says EVERY TIME

Do you need the spoon ?

And I say 'No nothing to stir'

Roll on Monday when he can ask me again

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"Black tea is a type of tea that is more oxidised than oolong, yellow, white and green tea.

You can have black tea with milk or without. The tea (leaves) are black regardless "

DD I knowwwwwwwwwwwww. It is the age of the leaf before harvest....

But if someone asks for BLACK TEA they mean tea without milk.

Cos tea with milk is white tea

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
30 weeks ago

Okehampton


"Black tea is a type of tea that is more oxidised than oolong, yellow, white and green tea.

You can have black tea with milk or without. The tea (leaves) are black regardless

DD I knowwwwwwwwwwwww. It is the age of the leaf before harvest....

But if someone asks for BLACK TEA they mean tea without milk.

Cos tea with milk is white tea"

No granny white tea is a special type of tea, they grow this on the banks of the River Fal down in Cornwall (amongst other places I am sure).

I see I am not going to win this debate, so I shall leave you to your rant, but I feel asking someone whether they want their black tea, with or without milk is reasonable and demonstrates an awareness, by the person asking said question, of the wonderful world of tea

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

You were in a debate ? trying to win? That's not like you.

Also I'm not carrying on with my 'rant' because I wasn't ranting BUT ....

Next time I am out I am going to say ......

Hi, One tea without milk or sugar please.

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By *illy IdolMan
30 weeks ago

Midlands


"Black tea is a type of tea that is more oxidised than oolong, yellow, white and green tea.

You can have black tea with milk or without. The tea (leaves) are black regardless

DD I knowwwwwwwwwwwww. It is the age of the leaf before harvest....

But if someone asks for BLACK TEA they mean tea without milk.

Cos tea with milk is white tea

No granny white tea is a special type of tea, they grow this on the banks of the River Fal down in Cornwall (amongst other places I am sure).

I see I am not going to win this debate, so I shall leave you to your rant, but I feel asking someone whether they want their black tea, with or without milk is reasonable and demonstrates an awareness, by the person asking said question, of the wonderful world of tea "

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By *ean counterMan
30 weeks ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

I normally ask for 6 sugars but don't stir it as I don't like it sweet

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
30 weeks ago

Okehampton


"You were in a debate ? trying to win? That's not like you.

Also I'm not carrying on with my 'rant' because I wasn't ranting BUT ....

Next time I am out I am going to say ......

Hi, One tea without milk or sugar please."

Would you like black, white, green, yellow or oolong tea?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
30 weeks ago

North West


"What conversations do you have that make you think ..... fuck me , every time

Mine is ....

Hi, A black tea please.

Do you want milk with that? No thanks. Just the black tea.

EVERY EVERY EVERY fucking time"

People ask me if I want milk in my green tea

I am sick of being asked "why are you in a wheelchair".

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By *eroLondonMan
30 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"...I am sick of being asked "why are you in a wheelchair"."

KC², I remember once asking you in which country is The Great Wall of China. You responded "Taiwan".

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

I wear glasses and am sick of being asked "do I have to wear them?"

My reply, ad nauseum, is "no, just to see"

Then I get "oh, ok"

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

30 weeks ago

East Sussex

Me :says surname and spells it

Person: writes name incorrectly

Me: spells surname again

Person: writes name incorrectly

Me: (trying to keep my voice normal) spells it again

Person: writes name incorrectly

Me: spells it REALLY REALLY slowly while they write each letter

Person: gets annoyed because they think I'm patronising

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
30 weeks ago

North West


"Me :says surname and spells it

Person: writes name incorrectly

Me: spells surname again

Person: writes name incorrectly

Me: (trying to keep my voice normal) spells it again

Person: writes name incorrectly

Me: spells it REALLY REALLY slowly while they write each letter

Person: gets annoyed because they think I'm patronising "

This is me with my first name. It's unusual outside of one of the home nations. And it begins with N! Not M. Or T. And it's not a typical male name either!

I have been spelling my names via the phonetic alphabet since I learned it in Brownies

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

30 weeks ago

East Sussex


"Me :says surname and spells it

Person: writes name incorrectly

Me: spells surname again

Person: writes name incorrectly

Me: (trying to keep my voice normal) spells it again

Person: writes name incorrectly

Me: spells it REALLY REALLY slowly while they write each letter

Person: gets annoyed because they think I'm patronising

This is me with my first name. It's unusual outside of one of the home nations. And it begins with N! Not M. Or T. And it's not a typical male name either!

I have been spelling my names via the phonetic alphabet since I learned it in Brownies "

Our pharmacist has finally got it.

Too many consonants for people to compute

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
30 weeks ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

It's "where are you from" definitely.

I say "London", they look at me confused & ask "yeah but where were you BORN?"

Again, "London"

I don't mind explaining where my parents are from, perhaps that was the question you SHOULD have asked

Can't lie I'm deliberately unhelpful in situations like that, I'll answer absolutely deadpan even though I know what they MEAN

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago


"Me :says surname and spells it

Person: writes name incorrectly

Me: spells surname again

Person: writes name incorrectly

Me: (trying to keep my voice normal) spells it again

Person: writes name incorrectly

Me: spells it REALLY REALLY slowly while they write each letter

Person: gets annoyed because they think I'm patronising "

This! I wish I had kept my maiden name when we got married. It’s relentless.

Also, listening to people try and call my name out when waiting for appointments.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

30 weeks ago

East Sussex


"Me :says surname and spells it

Person: writes name incorrectly

Me: spells surname again

Person: writes name incorrectly

Me: (trying to keep my voice normal) spells it again

Person: writes name incorrectly

Me: spells it REALLY REALLY slowly while they write each letter

Person: gets annoyed because they think I'm patronising

This! I wish I had kept my maiden name when we got married. It’s relentless.

Also, listening to people try and call my name out when waiting for appointments. "

Cold callers get tied up in knots. When they ask "is that Mrs Zxfrtdytsdrw I can legitimately say it's not and put the phone down

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"You were in a debate ? trying to win? That's not like you.

Also I'm not carrying on with my 'rant' because I wasn't ranting BUT ....

Next time I am out I am going to say ......

Hi, One tea without milk or sugar please.

Would you like black, white, green, yellow or oolong tea?

"

I'd like to Lap Sang your Sou Chong!

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago


"Me :says surname and spells it

Person: writes name incorrectly

Me: spells surname again

Person: writes name incorrectly

Me: (trying to keep my voice normal) spells it again

Person: writes name incorrectly

Me: spells it REALLY REALLY slowly while they write each letter

Person: gets annoyed because they think I'm patronising

This! I wish I had kept my maiden name when we got married. It’s relentless.

Also, listening to people try and call my name out when waiting for appointments.

Cold callers get tied up in knots. When they ask "is that Mrs Zxfrtdytsdrw I can legitimately say it's not and put the phone down "

Sometimes I like to make eye contact and watch them struggle

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

30 weeks ago

East Sussex


"Me :says surname and spells it

Person: writes name incorrectly

Me: spells surname again

Person: writes name incorrectly

Me: (trying to keep my voice normal) spells it again

Person: writes name incorrectly

Me: spells it REALLY REALLY slowly while they write each letter

Person: gets annoyed because they think I'm patronising

This! I wish I had kept my maiden name when we got married. It’s relentless.

Also, listening to people try and call my name out when waiting for appointments.

Cold callers get tied up in knots. When they ask "is that Mrs Zxfrtdytsdrw I can legitimately say it's not and put the phone down

Sometimes I like to make eye contact and watch them struggle "

Mr N just carries business cards now. It's not much help because people still copy it down incorrectly. Our postman must wonder how many families live here

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By *mf123Man
30 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Tea is red not black

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
30 weeks ago

North West


"Me :says surname and spells it

Person: writes name incorrectly

Me: spells surname again

Person: writes name incorrectly

Me: (trying to keep my voice normal) spells it again

Person: writes name incorrectly

Me: spells it REALLY REALLY slowly while they write each letter

Person: gets annoyed because they think I'm patronising

This! I wish I had kept my maiden name when we got married. It’s relentless.

Also, listening to people try and call my name out when waiting for appointments. "

My married name requires as much spelling out as my maiden name! I traded one unusual one for another

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"Tea is red not black"

What a load of Rooibosh!

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago


"My married name requires as much spelling out as my maiden name! I traded one unusual one for another "

My maiden name is as Scottish as you can possibly get. I traded that for an Italian one. I didn’t know how much of an inconvenience that would be at the time!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
30 weeks ago

North West


"My married name requires as much spelling out as my maiden name! I traded one unusual one for another

My maiden name is as Scottish as you can possibly get. I traded that for an Italian one. I didn’t know how much of an inconvenience that would be at the time! "

My maiden name is Welsh. My married one traditional Cumbrian and rare as hen's teeth

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By *EAT..85Woman
30 weeks ago

Nottingham


"You were in a debate ? trying to win? That's not like you.

Also I'm not carrying on with my 'rant' because I wasn't ranting BUT ....

Next time I am out I am going to say ......

Hi, One tea without milk or sugar please.

Would you like black, white, green, yellow or oolong tea?

"

A refreshing change from all of the deep coffee conversations usually had on here DD

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By *ot to giggleWoman
30 weeks ago

Coventry


"What conversations do you have that make you think ..... fuck me , every time

Mine is ....

Hi, A black tea please.

Do you want milk with that? No thanks. Just the black tea.

EVERY EVERY EVERY fucking time"

was in India a few years back and I asked for a white coffee.

the guy came back with a pot of black coffee, sugar and a cup.

so i asked milk? white coffee?

he looked at me as if i had come from another planet - huffed - you never asked for milk!

well i suppose I didn't - but 'white' coffee

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