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knock on the door - and wait - the door opens slowly and all i see is by the handle is a hand, as I look across I see the edge of a towel and further down, a naked foot! 
apparently he had to have a shower and had just got out! - no shit sherlock!
I couldn't see person as they were 'hiding' behind the door - so I walked into the room and turned -
Lets just say the photos sent were over 10 years old and apparently pre covid - apparently also the said meet had sat by the fridge during covid - and apparently decided that eating the fridge was a good choice -
smiling - he said hi, yea i have a few extra pounds - well call me tight but i do like a wallet that does up and not always bulging around the notes.
In an attempt not to be sizest I said I thought we were having a drink, to which he produces a bottle of (warm) white wine - I do so prefer red.
I smiled sweetly and suggested that this was not going to work for me - I feel I have a huge migraine about to start - so left.
By the time i got to the car, I have a text message suggesting we could try again tomorrow
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"ok lets see - we had the worse excuses for no shows : what is your worse meet ever; or the funniest situation you have found yourself in for a meet! Sooooo - one horny night - I did what I dont normally do and agreed to go and meet at a hotel. It was a 'meet in bar ... you know the rest of .....' however, on arrival said meet was 'running late ... you want to come straight to my room' yea that old chestnut - well i have needs too you know
knock on the door - and wait - the door opens slowly and all i see is by the handle is a hand, as I look across I see the edge of a towel and further down, a naked foot!
apparently he had to have a shower and had just got out! - no shit sherlock!
I couldn't see person as they were 'hiding' behind the door - so I walked into the room and turned -
Lets just say the photos sent were over 10 years old and apparently pre covid - apparently also the said meet had sat by the fridge during covid - and apparently decided that eating the fridge was a good choice -
smiling - he said hi, yea i have a few extra pounds - well call me tight but i do like a wallet that does up and not always bulging around the notes.
In an attempt not to be sizest I said I thought we were having a drink, to which he produces a bottle of (warm) white wine - I do so prefer red.
I smiled sweetly and suggested that this was not going to work for me - I feel I have a huge migraine about to start - so left.
By the time i got to the car, I have a text message suggesting we could try again tomorrow
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"OK, this one may be a mic drop. Messaging a lady on here several years ago. Arranged to meet for a cuppa. She asked if I could pick her up as she didn't drive (living in rural Lincolnshire, public transport almost nonexistent.) I arrived at hers and she opened the door. She was wheelchair bound and with other restricted mobility issues that I could see. There was no mention of this in her profile. It was obvious I couldn't get her in my car so I accepted the offer of a cuppa. Made polite conversation before leaving. Oh, did I mention her hobby? No? Amateur taxidermy. There were buckets of animal remains around the place. I don't know how many times I showered when I got home. " so not laughing at the thought of dead body parts around the room .......... the eyes are on you !!  | |||
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"ok lets see - we had the worse excuses for no shows : what is your worse meet ever; or the funniest situation you have found yourself in for a meet! Sooooo - one horny night - I did what I dont normally do and agreed to go and meet at a hotel. It was a 'meet in bar ... you know the rest of .....' however, on arrival said meet was 'running late ... you want to come straight to my room' yea that old chestnut - well i have needs too you know
knock on the door - and wait - the door opens slowly and all i see is by the handle is a hand, as I look across I see the edge of a towel and further down, a naked foot!
apparently he had to have a shower and had just got out! - no shit sherlock!
I couldn't see person as they were 'hiding' behind the door - so I walked into the room and turned -
Lets just say the photos sent were over 10 years old and apparently pre covid - apparently also the said meet had sat by the fridge during covid - and apparently decided that eating the fridge was a good choice -
smiling - he said hi, yea i have a few extra pounds - well call me tight but i do like a wallet that does up and not always bulging around the notes.
In an attempt not to be sizest I said I thought we were having a drink, to which he produces a bottle of (warm) white wine - I do so prefer red.
I smiled sweetly and suggested that this was not going to work for me - I feel I have a huge migraine about to start - so left.
By the time i got to the car, I have a text message suggesting we could try again tomorrow
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"OK, this one may be a mic drop. Messaging a lady on here several years ago. Arranged to meet for a cuppa. She asked if I could pick her up as she didn't drive (living in rural Lincolnshire, public transport almost nonexistent.) I arrived at hers and she opened the door. She was wheelchair bound and with other restricted mobility issues that I could see. There was no mention of this in her profile. It was obvious I couldn't get her in my car so I accepted the offer of a cuppa. Made polite conversation before leaving. Oh, did I mention her hobby? No? Amateur taxidermy. There were buckets of animal remains around the place. I don't know how many times I showered when I got home. " She was a wheelchair user. I doubt she was bound to it. Aside getting into the car, is being a wheelchair user an issue? Just wondering. The taxidermy is a bit much definitely, I wouldn't like that either | |||
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"Mine was when me and the ex wife went to meet a single female all was going well ,wife was getting on great with her when this bloke wanders over says wtf are you doing looks like your up to old tricks again to this woman ,turns out she was using single profile to meet couples/females behind boyfiends back they were both on fab/s heaven but he didn't want to have sex with other women just guys he then poured lager over her and stormed off , cheeky lass then asked we still on but after can you drop me in leeds at my sisters "did you drop her at her sisters? | |||
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"Mine was when me and the ex wife went to meet a single female all was going well ,wife was getting on great with her when this bloke wanders over says wtf are you doing looks like your up to old tricks again to this woman ,turns out she was using single profile to meet couples/females behind boyfiends back they were both on fab/s heaven but he didn't want to have sex with other women just guys he then poured lager over her and stormed off , cheeky lass then asked we still on but after can you drop me in leeds at my sisters
did you drop her at her sisters? "Didn't carry on left her in pub thought it was a bit of a set up at first but apparently she was always at it and still is | |||
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"OK, this one may be a mic drop. Messaging a lady on here several years ago. Arranged to meet for a cuppa. She asked if I could pick her up as she didn't drive (living in rural Lincolnshire, public transport almost nonexistent.) I arrived at hers and she opened the door. She was wheelchair bound and with other restricted mobility issues that I could see. There was no mention of this in her profile. It was obvious I couldn't get her in my car so I accepted the offer of a cuppa. Made polite conversation before leaving. Oh, did I mention her hobby? No? Amateur taxidermy. There were buckets of animal remains around the place. I don't know how many times I showered when I got home. She was a wheelchair user. I doubt she was bound to it. Aside getting into the car, is being a wheelchair user an issue? Just wondering. The taxidermy is a bit much definitely, I wouldn't like that either "It was an electric wheelchair. She also had limited arm mobility. Her living room consisted of a specialist hospital bed and hoist. Should have probably put that in my original reply. | |||
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"Oh my god I'm howling at these ! "haha me too | |||
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I politely went inside, had the quickest cup of tea I could manage, then got out as soon as I could, even though she had offered we go to her bedroom...
I found out later from a mutual friend, that she was 65. Just to state; it wasn't her age that was the problem, it was the fact she had hoodwinked me in to believing she was much younger, at which point I knew I couldn't trust a word she said.
But that moment at the doorway, when I did the double-take on the house number, before the thought of asking if her daughter was in, will remain with me forever... | |||
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"Quite recently I went to the wrong hotel. Apparently there are two with the same name. How stupid is that? So not entirely my fault. Luckily it was with a regular and we still ended up having a great night. Another embarrassing night included someone with tight foreskin. Not trying to body shame but I just don't know what to do with it and it kills the mood." Stick with guys who are circumsized, we are less complicated | |||
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"Funniest meet was in a club. Me and a lady friend went to a private room and played for quite a while. The club had music playing in the background. As we were building up to the crescendo the "Star Trekkin" song came on (no idea why?) but there's one chorus that goes quite fast which was at the just the point that we were "finishing" talk about laugh. We still refer to sex as Star Trekin "Brilliant! | |||
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"I suppose my funniest moment was when I knocked on the door of this woman's flat, who had invited me round 'for a social'. She had stated 51 in her profile, and had pics which 'basically' confirmed this (this is how I learned the Fab date on pics is the date the image was uploaded, not the date the pic was taken....). Anyway, when the door opened, this old lady ushered me inside. At first I genuinely looked at the number on the door thinking I had the wrong address, then almost asked if her daughter was in.... I politely went inside, had the quickest cup of tea I could manage, then got out as soon as I could, even though she had offered we go to her bedroom...
I found out later from a mutual friend, that she was 65. Just to state; it wasn't her age that was the problem, it was the fact she had hoodwinked me in to believing she was much younger, at which point I knew I couldn't trust a word she said.
But that moment at the doorway, when I did the double-take on the house number, before the thought of asking if her daughter was in, will remain with me forever... "hahah love it | |||
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We ignored the red flag and continued in. As he woke they had a big argument and we were just stood their like lemons. Once it settled down, she kicked him out and and made us both a coffee. After about 5 minutes of chatting I noticed a pair of feet on the sofa. I kid you not, it was the local homeless man they sometimes let kip on the sofa
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"My very first meet on here 8 years ago is the only bad one I've had. I met a woman twice for coffee and we agreed to take it to the next level a few weeks later. Got to the hotel room and as I was still undressing she punched me full on in the face! It was a complete wtaf moment and she said she wanted me to retaliate because that was her kink. I told her she had picked the wrong man for that shit and asked why she hadn't mentioned it before. She said she was afraid it might put me off and I told her it definitely would and she needed to understand the principle of consent. After lots of apologies I stupidly agreed to stay but less than an hour later as I was coming out of the bathroom she was standing to one side of the door and drove her knee into my balls. At that stage I got dressed and left her there in the room I had paid for and left the site a couple of days later because I thought everyone here was going to be a loon like her. Even all these years later I look back and think about what could have happened if the roles were reversed or even if I had retaliated. I've no doubt there would have been all sorts of issues but thankfully I learned from that mistake and am extremely fussy who I meet ever since." Have you still got her number? Asking for a friend  | |||
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"My very first meet on here 8 years ago is the only bad one I've had. I met a woman twice for coffee and we agreed to take it to the next level a few weeks later. Got to the hotel room and as I was still undressing she punched me full on in the face! It was a complete wtaf moment and she said she wanted me to retaliate because that was her kink. I told her she had picked the wrong man for that shit and asked why she hadn't mentioned it before. She said she was afraid it might put me off and I told her it definitely would and she needed to understand the principle of consent. After lots of apologies I stupidly agreed to stay but less than an hour later as I was coming out of the bathroom she was standing to one side of the door and drove her knee into my balls. At that stage I got dressed and left her there in the room I had paid for and left the site a couple of days later because I thought everyone here was going to be a loon like her. Even all these years later I look back and think about what could have happened if the roles were reversed or even if I had retaliated. I've no doubt there would have been all sorts of issues but thankfully I learned from that mistake and am extremely fussy who I meet ever since. Have you still got her number? Asking for a friend " | |||
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"My very first meet on here 8 years ago is the only bad one I've had. I met a woman twice for coffee and we agreed to take it to the next level a few weeks later. Got to the hotel room and as I was still undressing she punched me full on in the face! It was a complete wtaf moment and she said she wanted me to retaliate because that was her kink. I told her she had picked the wrong man for that shit and asked why she hadn't mentioned it before. She said she was afraid it might put me off and I told her it definitely would and she needed to understand the principle of consent. After lots of apologies I stupidly agreed to stay but less than an hour later as I was coming out of the bathroom she was standing to one side of the door and drove her knee into my balls. At that stage I got dressed and left her there in the room I had paid for and left the site a couple of days later because I thought everyone here was going to be a loon like her. Even all these years later I look back and think about what could have happened if the roles were reversed or even if I had retaliated. I've no doubt there would have been all sorts of issues but thankfully I learned from that mistake and am extremely fussy who I meet ever since. Have you still got her number? Asking for a friend "Just out of curiosity, would it be as funny or flippant if a woman had posted this? | |||
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"My very first meet on here 8 years ago is the only bad one I've had. I met a woman twice for coffee and we agreed to take it to the next level a few weeks later. Got to the hotel room and as I was still undressing she punched me full on in the face! It was a complete wtaf moment and she said she wanted me to retaliate because that was her kink. I told her she had picked the wrong man for that shit and asked why she hadn't mentioned it before. She said she was afraid it might put me off and I told her it definitely would and she needed to understand the principle of consent. After lots of apologies I stupidly agreed to stay but less than an hour later as I was coming out of the bathroom she was standing to one side of the door and drove her knee into my balls. At that stage I got dressed and left her there in the room I had paid for and left the site a couple of days later because I thought everyone here was going to be a loon like her. Even all these years later I look back and think about what could have happened if the roles were reversed or even if I had retaliated. I've no doubt there would have been all sorts of issues but thankfully I learned from that mistake and am extremely fussy who I meet ever since. Have you still got her number? Asking for a friend
Just out of curiosity, would it be as funny or flippant if a woman had posted this? "no and that is a bit full on !!! | |||
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"One of my first meets when I joined here many years ago wasn't what I'd call bad just a bit strange. I'd been messaged by a local couple and invited round. We all had a few drinks then progressed upstairs. It was at this point the male asked if I'd be ok with him filming it for later. I wasn't overly keen but agreed so as not to kill the mood as the lady was very hot and I didn't want to miss out on what was sure to be a great night. To cut the story short the guy thought he was Steven Spielberg and his constant requests of positions and angles was somewhat off putting. Was still a great night but I still laugh when I think of him shooting his cinematic masterpiece without him ever getting round to actually shooting his load. Met the lady a few times after without him and it was a lot more fun. " well less filming for starters | |||
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"Only bad meeting was lot years ago. Had chatted to this couple few times about a hours drive away. One even got invited round Found house OK. Went in very dim lit room she was laid on mattress living room floor either so d*unk or on drugs could hardly speak or move. He just kept say its OK just get on her give her good fuck as I watch I just got out there she was in no state to say yes or no or even know I was there." good call! | |||
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"I did meet a couple at their house a few years back and whilst playing with the guys wife he was giving me verbal encouragement like "go on, spank the bitch" and go on "fuck her hard" etc. The only problem was he sounded like Joe Pasquale! It's very hard to "fuck someone hard" whilst trying not to laugh I still went back several times though " | |||
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"ok lets see - we had the worse excuses for no shows : what is your worse meet ever; or the funniest situation you have found yourself in for a meet! Sooooo - one horny night - I did what I dont normally do and agreed to go and meet at a hotel. It was a 'meet in bar ... you know the rest of .....' however, on arrival said meet was 'running late ... you want to come straight to my room' yea that old chestnut - well i have needs too you know
knock on the door - and wait - the door opens slowly and all i see is by the handle is a hand, as I look across I see the edge of a towel and further down, a naked foot!
apparently he had to have a shower and had just got out! - no shit sherlock!
I couldn't see person as they were 'hiding' behind the door - so I walked into the room and turned -
Lets just say the photos sent were over 10 years old and apparently pre covid - apparently also the said meet had sat by the fridge during covid - and apparently decided that eating the fridge was a good choice -
smiling - he said hi, yea i have a few extra pounds - well call me tight but i do like a wallet that does up and not always bulging around the notes.
In an attempt not to be sizest I said I thought we were having a drink, to which he produces a bottle of (warm) white wine - I do so prefer red.
I smiled sweetly and suggested that this was not going to work for me - I feel I have a huge migraine about to start - so left.
By the time i got to the car, I have a text message suggesting we could try again tomorrow
YOUR TURN"I am absolutely HOWLING at this!! Poor you but poor bloke as well, hahaha. | |||
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I hope she saw the funny side. I think she did and we did laugh.
I’ve had the best ever laughs on FaceTime though, I never had so much fun and had tears running down my face getting sexy using Snapchat filters.
There you go^ good memories
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"I did meet a couple at their house a few years back and whilst playing with the guys wife he was giving me verbal encouragement like "go on, spank the bitch" and go on "fuck her hard" etc. The only problem was he sounded like Joe Pasquale! It's very hard to "fuck someone hard" whilst trying not to laugh I still went back several times though "maybe you have a 'thing' for Joe Pasquale! | |||
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"ok lets see - we had the worse excuses for no shows : what is your worse meet ever; or the funniest situation you have found yourself in for a meet! Sooooo - one horny night - I did what I dont normally do and agreed to go and meet at a hotel. It was a 'meet in bar ... you know the rest of .....' however, on arrival said meet was 'running late ... you want to come straight to my room' yea that old chestnut - well i have needs too you know
knock on the door - and wait - the door opens slowly and all i see is by the handle is a hand, as I look across I see the edge of a towel and further down, a naked foot!
apparently he had to have a shower and had just got out! - no shit sherlock!
I couldn't see person as they were 'hiding' behind the door - so I walked into the room and turned -
Lets just say the photos sent were over 10 years old and apparently pre covid - apparently also the said meet had sat by the fridge during covid - and apparently decided that eating the fridge was a good choice -
smiling - he said hi, yea i have a few extra pounds - well call me tight but i do like a wallet that does up and not always bulging around the notes.
In an attempt not to be sizest I said I thought we were having a drink, to which he produces a bottle of (warm) white wine - I do so prefer red.
I smiled sweetly and suggested that this was not going to work for me - I feel I have a huge migraine about to start - so left.
By the time i got to the car, I have a text message suggesting we could try again tomorrow
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I am absolutely HOWLING at this!! Poor you but poor bloke as well, hahaha. " i did laugh all the way home | |||
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"The most hilarious was giving the address where I used to live out of sheer routine .. to my Ex wife’s. … I hope she saw the funny side. I think she did and we did laugh.
I’ve had the best ever laughs on FaceTime though, I never had so much fun and had tears running down my face getting sexy using Snapchat filters.
There you go^ good memories
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"I did meet a couple at their house a few years back and whilst playing with the guys wife he was giving me verbal encouragement like "go on, spank the bitch" and go on "fuck her hard" etc. The only problem was he sounded like Joe Pasquale! It's very hard to "fuck someone hard" whilst trying not to laugh I still went back several times though
maybe you have a 'thing' for Joe Pasquale!"I still chuckle when I see him on TV | |||
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"I did meet a couple at their house a few years back and whilst playing with the guys wife he was giving me verbal encouragement like "go on, spank the bitch" and go on "fuck her hard" etc. The only problem was he sounded like Joe Pasquale! It's very hard to "fuck someone hard" whilst trying not to laugh I still went back several times though "This is the fuck where you shut your ears and try to ignore the squeak, it not easy, but a determined sex starved guy often can do the impossible | |||
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"The most hilarious was giving the address where I used to live out of sheer routine .. to my Ex wife’s. … I hope she saw the funny side. I think she did and we did laugh.
I’ve had the best ever laughs on FaceTime though, I never had so much fun and had tears running down my face getting sexy using Snapchat filters.
There you go^ good memories
whoops - hope you get the right address now"I’ve never had the problem with ubereats thought…. Priorities and all that. | |||
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"OK, this one may be a mic drop. Messaging a lady on here several years ago. Arranged to meet for a cuppa. She asked if I could pick her up as she didn't drive (living in rural Lincolnshire, public transport almost nonexistent.) I arrived at hers and she opened the door. She was wheelchair bound and with other restricted mobility issues that I could see. There was no mention of this in her profile. It was obvious I couldn't get her in my car so I accepted the offer of a cuppa. Made polite conversation before leaving. Oh, did I mention her hobby? No? Amateur taxidermy. There were buckets of animal remains around the place. I don't know how many times I showered when I got home. so not laughing at the thought of dead body parts around the room .......... the eyes are on you !! "Was there a bunny boiling on the stove? | |||
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"This was many years ago. I had chatted with a man for a long time he lived a good train journey away but I decided to go and stay with him for the weekend. He picked me up at the train station and all was good,nice chats, lots of chemistry as expected. He lived in this beautiful little village where everyone knows everyone. And as we pulled up to his house this kid ran up to the car frantically banging on the widow and shouted that his neighbours house was on fire and it had jumped to his roof! Panic ensued! We ran into the house it was huge so smoke hadn’t hit the bottom floor yet, we ran round emptying what we could on to the drive and there in the livingroom was erm no judgement….a large dog cage and various toys and equipment. We’d done all we can and then the problem arose of what to do with me. His mum and dad were on their way over, he was distraught that his house was burning down. So I was shipped off to the nearest hotel for the night and went home the next day. Think PTSD was too much for him and we never did have that play date! Did want to know what the fire brigade thought or the dog cage when he only had a cat x"
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"This was many years ago. I had chatted with a man for a long time he lived a good train journey away but I decided to go and stay with him for the weekend. He picked me up at the train station and all was good,nice chats, lots of chemistry as expected. He lived in this beautiful little village where everyone knows everyone. And as we pulled up to his house this kid ran up to the car frantically banging on the widow and shouted that his neighbours house was on fire and it had jumped to his roof! Panic ensued! We ran into the house it was huge so smoke hadn’t hit the bottom floor yet, we ran round emptying what we could on to the drive and there in the livingroom was erm no judgement….a large dog cage and various toys and equipment. We’d done all we can and then the problem arose of what to do with me. His mum and dad were on their way over, he was distraught that his house was burning down. So I was shipped off to the nearest hotel for the night and went home the next day. Think PTSD was too much for him and we never did have that play date! Did want to know what the fire brigade thought or the dog cage when he only had a cat x
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"This was many years ago. I had chatted with a man for a long time he lived a good train journey away but I decided to go and stay with him for the weekend. He picked me up at the train station and all was good,nice chats, lots of chemistry as expected. He lived in this beautiful little village where everyone knows everyone. And as we pulled up to his house this kid ran up to the car frantically banging on the widow and shouted that his neighbours house was on fire and it had jumped to his roof! Panic ensued! We ran into the house it was huge so smoke hadn’t hit the bottom floor yet, we ran round emptying what we could on to the drive and there in the livingroom was erm no judgement….a large dog cage and various toys and equipment. We’d done all we can and then the problem arose of what to do with me. His mum and dad were on their way over, he was distraught that his house was burning down. So I was shipped off to the nearest hotel for the night and went home the next day. Think PTSD was too much for him and we never did have that play date! Did want to know what the fire brigade thought or the dog cage when he only had a cat x
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"My meets either went well or didn't luckily the didnts were in a minority "you need to share one that didnt | |||
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"My meets either went well or didn't luckily the didnts were in a minority
you need to share one that didnt "lol sharing is caring | |||
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"I met a couple in a club and we went to a private room. I was giving Mrs a good ploughing when Mr started rummaging in a backpack he'd brought with him. He pulled out a high powered headtorch and put it on. I wondered what he was going do, then he started filming. Apparantly he needed better light!" wondered where that was going | |||
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"Way before I was with Becky and not such a bad meet but for a moment I didn’t know what to do. Saw a couple posting a meet for a guy to join them, primarily to fuck the Mrs in front of him. Went to the postcode that they’d given thinking it was their house address but no, they were standing at the side of the road. Pulled over and they wanted to get in the car and fuck in the car, with him watching from the back seat. Only problem being that I was in a two seat sports car that had little room… She was obviously feeling in the mood as she jumped in and directed me to a nearby car park while he followed on foot. We proceeded to fuck while he walked around the car peering through the windows. Was a very strange experience and was really quite difficult to accommodate me over 6’ and her in her heels in what was a very small space. "good job the windows didnt steam up and obscure his view - thanks for sharing | |||
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What can I say I’d had rather a lot to drink and a couple swap hadn’t been on the cards | |||
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"I had the Sunday horn so got a guy I had been chatting to over. As soon as I opened the door I knew I had made a big mistake as he looked 10 years older than his pics and had that grey smokers pallor. Anyway, I felt had no option but to invite him in for a quick drink before asking him to leave. He tried to get handsy pretty quickly so I told him in no uncertain terms that the sex wasn't happening as I wasn't attracted to him. He looked crestfallen and suggested that he could "go round the back" so I didn't have to look at his face. I politely declined, went to the loo and came back about to ask him to leave. I found him in my fridge topping up his wine and he suggested that I should do the same to get my beer goggles on to see him in a more favourable light. I told him to drink up and get going. I got up to show him to the door and he started unbuttoning his trousers. When I asked him WTF he thought he was doing he said that I would change my mind if I actually saw his cock in the flesh. At this point I threw him out and blocked him on WhatsApp but I forgot to block on Fab. A few months later he slid into my DMs on here and suggested we met for wine and sex "Holy shit...what a chancing creep. | |||
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"I had the Sunday horn so got a guy I had been chatting to over. As soon as I opened the door I knew I had made a big mistake as he looked 10 years older than his pics and had that grey smokers pallor. Anyway, I felt had no option but to invite him in for a quick drink before asking him to leave. He tried to get handsy pretty quickly so I told him in no uncertain terms that the sex wasn't happening as I wasn't attracted to him. He looked crestfallen and suggested that he could "go round the back" so I didn't have to look at his face. I politely declined, went to the loo and came back about to ask him to leave. I found him in my fridge topping up his wine and he suggested that I should do the same to get my beer goggles on to see him in a more favourable light. I told him to drink up and get going. I got up to show him to the door and he started unbuttoning his trousers. When I asked him WTF he thought he was doing he said that I would change my mind if I actually saw his cock in the flesh. At this point I threw him out and blocked him on WhatsApp but I forgot to block on Fab. A few months later he slid into my DMs on here and suggested we met for wine and sex
Holy shit...what a chancing creep."Yep. And he was exceptionally well verified by a lot of well verified people. I dread to think would would happen with someone who isn't as headstrong as me | |||
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