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By *obilebottom OP   Man
24 weeks ago

All over

I thing I would be a thirst cleching watermelon. What kind of fruit would you be?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
24 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Lemon.

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By *onkoMan
24 weeks ago

here and there

Andnut

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By *mmaleiaWoman
24 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire

Red grape, small & juicy

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
24 weeks ago

All over


"Lemon."

But why?

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By *mber SkiesWoman
24 weeks ago

Cardiff-ish

Juicy pineapple

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
24 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"Lemon.

But why? "

For the bitterness

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By *J the bullMan
24 weeks ago

Washington

At the moment a prickly pear

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
24 weeks ago

Essex

Tomato

Still a fruit, just a bit unfruit-like

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
24 weeks ago

All over


"Lemon.

But why?

For the bitterness "

Lol, everybody will be putting you in their g&t. You will be tipsy

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By *ansoffateMan
24 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

A lime beat me to a pulp and make a caiprinha out of me.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Pineapple

Tastes nice, but it’s a bit of an inconvenience trying to get inside.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
24 weeks ago

All over


"Pineapple

Tastes nice, but it’s a bit of an inconvenience trying to get inside. "

That made me laugh so much

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
24 weeks ago

All over


"A lime beat me to a pulp and make a caiprinha out of me."

One of my favurite summer drinks. Better than mojito imo

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
24 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"I thing I would be a thirst cleching watermelon. What kind of fruit would you be? "

Clenching or quenching?

Kiwi fruit for me. Sweet, fuzzy and soft.

J

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
24 weeks ago

All over


"I thing I would be a thirst cleching watermelon. What kind of fruit would you be?

Clenching or quenching?

Kiwi fruit for me. Sweet, fuzzy and soft.

J"

Blooming thing. I did not even notice that. It was meant to be quenchingx of course. Oh my days Julie

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

A sun-ripened greengage. Because I'm all green and shiny on the exterior and as sweet and heavenly as nectar on the interior. Obvs.

Nell

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By *ot to giggleWoman
24 weeks ago

Coventry

Carambola or star fruit

has ridges on the outside and a bit hard - but turns into a star when cut open cross way s

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago


"Pineapple

Tastes nice, but it’s a bit of an inconvenience trying to get inside.

That made me laugh so much "

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By *illy IdolMan
24 weeks ago

Midlands


"Tomato

Still a fruit, just a bit unfruit-like "

And goes with pretty much everything?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
24 weeks ago

Essex


"Tomato

Still a fruit, just a bit unfruit-like

And goes with pretty much everything?"

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By *illy IdolMan
24 weeks ago

Midlands


"Tomato

Still a fruit, just a bit unfruit-like

And goes with pretty much everything?

"

LOLS

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
24 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Lemon.

But why?

For the bitterness "

I immediately had to listen to Foundations by Kate Nash.

J

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
24 weeks ago

Essex


"Tomato

Still a fruit, just a bit unfruit-like

And goes with pretty much everything?

LOLS"

I’m not laughing.

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By *illy IdolMan
24 weeks ago

Midlands


"Tomato

Still a fruit, just a bit unfruit-like

And goes with pretty much everything?

LOLS

I’m not laughing."

Apologies, Misty

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
24 weeks ago

Herts

Dragon fruit.

Looks exotic has no taste.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Passion fruit...lots of giving

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By *ripfillMan
24 weeks ago

havant

Oddly my cider - thirst quenching au natural and can on some years make your cheeks meet

Both pairs …

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By *ellhungvweMan
24 weeks ago

Cheltenham

I would be a really spicy chilli pepper so the ladies can put me in their mouth and go “OMG I have never had anything as hot as that before!”

(Google tells me all peppers are a fruit so I am covered!)

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

24 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

A fruitcake.

I'm pretty much already there sometimes, so........

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

24 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Pineapple

Tastes nice, but it’s a bit of an inconvenience trying to get inside. "

You're not meant to insert them.

*try a banana. Probably easier.

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By *inxy777Woman
24 weeks ago

essex

A loquat, not very common but once you get hold of it is beatifully sweet when ripe and known to be very good for you. You just need to slowly peel the outer layer to reveal the delicious inside. x

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
24 weeks ago

All over


"

A loquat, not very common but once you get hold of it is beatifully sweet when ripe and known to be very good for you. You just need to slowly peel the outer layer to reveal the delicious inside. x

"

Oh wow, that wins the night

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I'd be a juicy peach...

Soft to the touch, plump, juicy and tasty.... unless I tasted like the one the other day.... Tasteless, slightly orf, and dry

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By *inxy777Woman
24 weeks ago

essex


"

A loquat, not very common but once you get hold of it is beatifully sweet when ripe and known to be very good for you. You just need to slowly peel the outer layer to reveal the delicious inside. x

Oh wow, that wins the night "

It does?! Oh what do I win? X

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
24 weeks ago

All over


"

A loquat, not very common but once you get hold of it is beatifully sweet when ripe and known to be very good for you. You just need to slowly peel the outer layer to reveal the delicious inside. x

Oh wow, that wins the night

It does?! Oh what do I win? X "

A year's supply of suitable men

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By *inxy777Woman
24 weeks ago

essex


"

A loquat, not very common but once you get hold of it is beatifully sweet when ripe and known to be very good for you. You just need to slowly peel the outer layer to reveal the delicious inside. x

Oh wow, that wins the night

It does?! Oh what do I win? X

A year's supply of suitable men "

x

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By *nnCeeWoman
24 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"Carambola or star fruit

has ridges on the outside and a bit hard - but turns into a star when cut open cross ways"

Oh blimey!! I hope no-one tries to cut you open my lovely!

I mean, if they gently slide a finger into a small opening, then not so bad...

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