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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP   Couple
24 weeks ago

Leeds

I'm tired and my mind is all a tired mess.

I told the Mr I was slagging earlier not understanding his reaction then laughing at me, slacking I ment slacking!!

I've done many via predictive text my duck now autocorrects to fuck, nice and nude I mix up, bag and vag are too close I type that wrong often all not great in certain situations!

So I'm curious what mistakes you've made when speaking to someone or what has your predictive text slipped up on any embarrassing slip ups?

Ps - I've no energy for slagging today.

Mrs

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
24 weeks ago

King's Crustacean

I couldn't tell a member of our what's app groups that she'd said ' since cockdown' the other day instead of since lockdown ............

She'd have died ...... made me smile tho

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
24 weeks ago

King's Crustacean

Every time Paddy says ..... clever *ookers ... I do a double listen

It's bookers.... bookers ! booking.com

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP   Couple
24 weeks ago

Leeds

Slagging

The mr

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP   Couple
24 weeks ago

Leeds


"I couldn't tell a member of our what's app groups that she'd said ' since cockdown' the other day instead of since lockdown ............

She'd have died ...... made me smile tho "

that would have made me giggle

Mrs

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP   Couple
24 weeks ago

Leeds


"Slagging

The mr "

Oh piss off you! I wasn't slagging

Mrs

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By *enk15Man
24 weeks ago

Bidford On Avon

My predictive text used to keep changing "treat" to "twat"

So more often than not, I told the mrs to go twat herself.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
24 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Mrs said she wants to get the marriage annulled,I misheard and thought she said Analed.

40 years and I'm still trying,she won't give in

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I asked Mr what he gave the kids to eat. Rushing to text me back he had forgotten how to spell croissants. I had to work out what “Qwassonts” meant

Not even predictive text could have helped him that day

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP   Couple
24 weeks ago

Leeds


"My predictive text used to keep changing "treat" to "twat"

So more often than not, I told the mrs to go twat herself."

that's ace, I hope she saw the funny side.

Mrs

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP   Couple
24 weeks ago

Leeds


"I asked Mr what he gave the kids to eat. Rushing to text me back he had forgotten how to spell croissants. I had to work out what “Qwassonts” meant

Not even predictive text could have helped him that day "

This is me!! I do his shit.

Mrs

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