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By *reative-mind OP   Man
24 weeks ago

Exeter

We are all on a lovly cruise people of fab and suddenly the boat starts to sink in shark infeated waters amd we only have a few lifeboats.

Only those people with matching underwear on today can get on a lifeboat.

Rules it has to be socks and pants or pants and bra that match in colour.

Who is getting on the lifeboat:

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By *aizyWoman
24 weeks ago

west midlands

I'm sunk!

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By *ellhungvweMan
24 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Luckily my birthday suit is all one colour so I match!

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By *asyGent75Man
24 weeks ago

Doncaster South Yorkshire

Gone commando to work today, do a pair of matching socks save me

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

24 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Not wearing either as I'm still in bed.

Guess I'm shark food.........

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
24 weeks ago

ashford

Mine are allways matching ! So I b OK! Black today! X

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
24 weeks ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

I'm saved, (shuving Rose of that damn door!)..

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
24 weeks ago

St Leonards

I match (blue) but can I play with the sharks instead please?

Someone else can have my pants and socks if they want them.

They were washed just before COVID happened.

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By *sWyldWoman
24 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Woo hoo I'm safe

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Will anyone be checking to make sure they’re matching?

If not, I’m safe

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

24 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Will anyone be checking to make sure they’re matching?

If not, I’m safe "

The sharks apparently....

However.

According to Google (can you tell I'm on a day off and have too much time on my hands )...

"sharks have only a single cone type and by conventional reckoning, this means that they don't have colour vision. It does not necessarily mean that sharks see in black and white, but they're certainly color-blind"

Winner!

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By *r-8-BBCMan
24 weeks ago

LONDON

I'm dead

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By *reative-mind OP   Man
24 weeks ago

Exeter


"Will anyone be checking to make sure they’re matching?

If not, I’m safe "

We have a team of people who check, they have a badge and a clipboard so you know they are legit!

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By *mmaleiaWoman
24 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire

Saved. Goth attire is so easy!

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By *nsatiable Nymph 2024Woman
24 weeks ago

La La Land


"Saved. Goth attire is so easy!"

Ditto

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By *att71Man
24 weeks ago

Bristol

Looks like am swimming with sharks then.....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
24 weeks ago

King's Crustacean

Here fishy fishy fishy!

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago


"Will anyone be checking to make sure they’re matching?

If not, I’m safe

The sharks apparently....

However.

According to Google (can you tell I'm on a day off and have too much time on my hands )...

"sharks have only a single cone type and by conventional reckoning, this means that they don't have colour vision. It does not necessarily mean that sharks see in black and white, but they're certainly color-blind"

Winner! "

Oh, excellent news! There’s just the small matter of not being able to swim I need to figure out

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago


"Will anyone be checking to make sure they’re matching?

If not, I’m safe

We have a team of people who check, they have a badge and a clipboard so you know they are legit! "

Damn!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

24 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Will anyone be checking to make sure they’re matching?

If not, I’m safe

The sharks apparently....

However.

According to Google (can you tell I'm on a day off and have too much time on my hands )...

"sharks have only a single cone type and by conventional reckoning, this means that they don't have colour vision. It does not necessarily mean that sharks see in black and white, but they're certainly color-blind"

Winner!

Oh, excellent news! There’s just the small matter of not being able to swim I need to figure out "

I'd lend you some buoyancy aids if I had some......but boobs work apparently so you've a head start on me.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago


"Will anyone be checking to make sure they’re matching?

If not, I’m safe

The sharks apparently....

However.

According to Google (can you tell I'm on a day off and have too much time on my hands )...

"sharks have only a single cone type and by conventional reckoning, this means that they don't have colour vision. It does not necessarily mean that sharks see in black and white, but they're certainly color-blind"

Winner!

Oh, excellent news! There’s just the small matter of not being able to swim I need to figure out

I'd lend you some buoyancy aids if I had some......but boobs work apparently so you've a head start on me. "

Jesus! I really am done for if that’s all I’ve got

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By *reative-mind OP   Man
24 weeks ago

Exeter


"Will anyone be checking to make sure they’re matching?

If not, I’m safe

The sharks apparently....

However.

According to Google (can you tell I'm on a day off and have too much time on my hands )...

"sharks have only a single cone type and by conventional reckoning, this means that they don't have colour vision. It does not necessarily mean that sharks see in black and white, but they're certainly color-blind"

Winner!

Oh, excellent news! There’s just the small matter of not being able to swim I need to figure out

I'd lend you some buoyancy aids if I had some......but boobs work apparently so you've a head start on me.

Jesus! I really am done for if that’s all I’ve got "

Would you like someone to paint you like one of their French girls before going into the sea?

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By *ete.RachaelTV/TS
24 weeks ago

Chesterfield

I'm ok

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

See you on the shore nice and safe

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By *educing_EmCouple
24 weeks ago

Tipperary

I have none on,does that count as matching?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

24 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Will anyone be checking to make sure they’re matching?

If not, I’m safe

The sharks apparently....

However.

According to Google (can you tell I'm on a day off and have too much time on my hands )...

"sharks have only a single cone type and by conventional reckoning, this means that they don't have colour vision. It does not necessarily mean that sharks see in black and white, but they're certainly color-blind"

Winner!

Oh, excellent news! There’s just the small matter of not being able to swim I need to figure out

I'd lend you some buoyancy aids if I had some......but boobs work apparently so you've a head start on me.

Jesus! I really am done for if that’s all I’ve got

Would you like someone to paint you like one of their French girls before going into the sea? "

Is it only the sharks that get to eat those without matching socks and smalls?

*asking for me......

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
24 weeks ago

My Own Little World


"We are all on a lovly cruise people of fab and suddenly the boat starts to sink in shark infeated waters amd we only have a few lifeboats.

Only those people with matching underwear on today can get on a lifeboat.

Rules it has to be socks and pants or pants and bra that match in colour.

Who is getting on the lifeboat:

"

As in any large boat sinking women first as far as I know irrespective of underwear status

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By *ongJohnSilva08Man
24 weeks ago

Right up your street

Black socks & black boxers to match my personality!

Being a boring fart has saved me

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago


"Will anyone be checking to make sure they’re matching?

If not, I’m safe

The sharks apparently....

However.

According to Google (can you tell I'm on a day off and have too much time on my hands )...

"sharks have only a single cone type and by conventional reckoning, this means that they don't have colour vision. It does not necessarily mean that sharks see in black and white, but they're certainly color-blind"

Winner!

Oh, excellent news! There’s just the small matter of not being able to swim I need to figure out

I'd lend you some buoyancy aids if I had some......but boobs work apparently so you've a head start on me.

Jesus! I really am done for if that’s all I’ve got

Would you like someone to paint you like one of their French girls before going into the sea?

Is it only the sharks that get to eat those without matching socks and smalls?

*asking for me...... "

What kind of eating are we talking about here? Asking for a friend

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

24 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Will anyone be checking to make sure they’re matching?

If not, I’m safe

The sharks apparently....

However.

According to Google (can you tell I'm on a day off and have too much time on my hands )...

"sharks have only a single cone type and by conventional reckoning, this means that they don't have colour vision. It does not necessarily mean that sharks see in black and white, but they're certainly color-blind"

Winner!

Oh, excellent news! There’s just the small matter of not being able to swim I need to figure out

I'd lend you some buoyancy aids if I had some......but boobs work apparently so you've a head start on me.

Jesus! I really am done for if that’s all I’ve got

Would you like someone to paint you like one of their French girls before going into the sea?

Is it only the sharks that get to eat those without matching socks and smalls?

*asking for me......

What kind of eating are we talking about here? Asking for a friend "

Gourmet haute cuisine.......

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By *red333Man
24 weeks ago

Dorchester


"We are all on a lovly cruise people of fab and suddenly the boat starts to sink in shark infeated waters amd we only have a few lifeboats.

Only those people with matching underwear on today can get on a lifeboat.

Rules it has to be socks and pants or pants and bra that match in colour.

Who is getting on the lifeboat:

"

bugger but i have a machine gun

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By *reative-mind OP   Man
24 weeks ago

Exeter


"I have none on,does that count as matching?"

We'll get back you.

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By *ssex_tomMan
24 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Tom not a shark lover ...

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
24 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Fabtanic sunk all the men gone down with the ship

Four lifeboats with semi clad naked women what are the women going to do

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By *damxxMan
24 weeks ago

London


"I'm sunk! "

You can jump on my lifeboat Daizy

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
24 weeks ago

North Wales

Phew I'm safe. I had a good feeling about my matching orange set today

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
24 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

It's easy when your entire wardrobe is black. Black is applicable in every situation. Even in the arctic, where you can disguise yourself as a lump of coal.

Goths ftw!

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Quite often go commando so don’t often have matching

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
24 weeks ago

Leeds

Just call me nemo, aka shark bait.

The mr

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By *ustBoWoman
24 weeks ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Sounds like for once I am on the lifeboat.

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
24 weeks ago

Aberdeen

I'm not wearing any, does this mean I'm fish food?

MrsAbz

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By *ister_EMan
24 weeks ago

Hayling Island

Luckily I can build a raft because I'm definitely never going to be on a lifeboat. I only ever wear underwear when I'm playing Cricket.

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By *cotsguyyMan
24 weeks ago

Belfast

This boat is taking a while to go down, I might take my chances on board because I'll not be allowed in the lifeboat, no underwear today. Which way to the open unattended bar where the stock will be "lost at sea"?

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