FabSwingers.com forum: Poor old single females

By *ong-leggedblond OP Woman
47 weeks ago

Next Door

NO Reply, no meet ups, no response same for a lot single females!

Hey lovely single Gents please suggest what we can do to get your attention

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By *dam1971Man
47 weeks ago

Bedford

I’m not telling you that - I need you to be at a low ebb so you’ll look more favourably on me. It’s an extremely long game

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By *ed MartinMan
47 weeks ago

Shefford

Wearing nothing except a small towel in your profile pic works for me!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
47 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Boobies and beer.

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By *cotsguyyMan
47 weeks ago

Belfast and Fife

"NO Reply, no meet ups, no response same for a lot single females!

Hey lovely single Gents please suggest what we can do to get your attention

Apologies, I can't help, you already have my attention

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By *olex99Man
47 weeks ago

Hull

You've got my attention. You just don't know it

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By *ools and the brainCouple
47 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"Boobies and beer."

Ok just boobies

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

I'd send some of mine your way but not sure you could handle the pace

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By *ensuallover1000Man
47 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A laser light show with added liberal employment of pyrotechnics should do the trick

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

You gotta squeeze a little, squeeze a little, tease a little more. Easy operator come a knockin' on my door. Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet. Little miss innocent sugar me, ….

Give a little more. Take a bottle, shake it up. Break the bubble, break it up. Pour some sugar on me….

^ that’s what you’ve got to do

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Stop doing threads asking for advice

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By *ad NannaWoman
47 weeks ago

East London

"A laser light show with added liberal employment of pyrotechnics should do the trick

Is that code for get your boobs out?

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Breathe

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By *ensuallover1000Man
47 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"A laser light show with added liberal employment of pyrotechnics should do the trick

Is that code for get your boobs out?"

That works

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
47 weeks ago

Essex

Following this. I just get no attention at all.

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By *TG3Man
47 weeks ago

Dorchester

"NO Reply, no meet ups, no response same for a lot single females!

Hey lovely single Gents please suggest what we can do to get your attention

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Just send a vag pic

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

"Breathe"

Beat me to it!

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By *ong-leggedblond OP Woman
47 weeks ago

Next Door

"You gotta squeeze a little, squeeze a little, tease a little more. Easy operator come a knockin' on my door. Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet. Little miss innocent sugar me, ….

Give a little more. Take a bottle, shake it up. Break the bubble, break it up. Pour some sugar on me….

^ that’s what you’ve got to do

This is it exactly.

Little miss innocent sugar me, yeah, yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Make the first move and get in my box

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By *ong-leggedblond OP Woman
47 weeks ago

Next Door

"NO Reply, no meet ups, no response same for a lot single females!

Hey lovely single Gents please suggest what we can do to get your attention

Just send a vag pic

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Snakes, big fucking snakes

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By *ong-leggedblond OP Woman
47 weeks ago

Next Door

"Stop doing threads asking for advice

Mr Pickle, I need all the advise going. If us ladies, use that advise is a completely different thread or 7 more

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By *ee69Man
47 weeks ago

glasgow

"NO Reply, no meet ups, no response same for a lot single females!

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Ad love it if ladies messaged me at least gave a chat and giggle a chance lol

Don’t give up mrs

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By *ong-leggedblond OP Woman
47 weeks ago

Next Door

"Snakes, big fucking snakes

Trousers snakes?

There can be f***ing nasty

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By *ong-leggedblond OP Woman
47 weeks ago

Next Door

"Boobies and beer."

I don't drink beer, boobs and cider?

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By *TG3Man
47 weeks ago

Dorchester

"NO Reply, no meet ups, no response same for a lot single females!

Hey lovely single Gents please suggest what we can do to get your attention

Just send a vag pic

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lol hey i dont want them once youve seen one you've seen em all

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

"You gotta squeeze a little, squeeze a little, tease a little more. Easy operator come a knockin' on my door. Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet. Little miss innocent sugar me, ….

Give a little more. Take a bottle, shake it up. Break the bubble, break it up. Pour some sugar on me….

^ that’s what you’ve got to do

This is it exactly.

Little miss innocent sugar me, yeah, yeah

Do you take sugar, 1 lump or two?

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By *ong-leggedblond OP Woman
47 weeks ago

Next Door

"You gotta squeeze a little, squeeze a little, tease a little more. Easy operator come a knockin' on my door. Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet. Little miss innocent sugar me, ….

Give a little more. Take a bottle, shake it up. Break the bubble, break it up. Pour some sugar on me….

^ that’s what you’ve got to do

This is it exactly.

Little miss innocent sugar me, yeah, yeah

Do you take sugar, 1 lump or two?

I'm already sweet enough

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

"NO Reply, no meet ups, no response same for a lot single females!

Hey lovely single Gents please suggest what we can do to get your attention

Send a dick pic and FAF.... or ask if they like anal

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

"Stop doing threads asking for advice

Mr Pickle, I need all the advise going. If us ladies, use that advise is a completely different thread or 7 more

If you can’t get a meet after 7 threads I’d meet you and all the other women on fab.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
47 weeks ago

Essex

"NO Reply, no meet ups, no response same for a lot single females!

Hey lovely single Gents please suggest what we can do to get your attention

Send a dick pic and FAF.... or ask if they like anal

That got me blocked!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
47 weeks ago

Essex

"Make the first move and get in my box

Hmmmm

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By *ags73Man
47 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"NO Reply, no meet ups, no response same for a lot single females!

Hey lovely single Gents please suggest what we can do to get your attention

I’ll grumpily accept unsolicited clunge shots but there’s a long queue for a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Also stop viewing and dabbing pictures. It’s a little stalker’ish.

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By *lack Orchid 0204Man
47 weeks ago

Leeds

"NO Reply, no meet ups, no response same for a lot single females!

Hey lovely single Gents please suggest what we can do to get your attention

Patience is the key

Have you thought about organised socials or a club night

Remember most blokes will look at your profile first, make sure its not full of close up vag pictures, we all know what they look like

What were your expectations, its not insta shag.. guys ain't just hunks of meat

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By *reative-mindMan
47 weeks ago

Exeter

Tell me a joke or do a magic trick else i ain't even going to consider replying to you!

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By *irtydevil666Man
47 weeks ago

bristol

Flash The Gash....

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By *ong-leggedblond OP Woman
47 weeks ago

Next Door

"NO Reply, no meet ups, no response same for a lot single females!

Hey lovely single Gents please suggest what we can do to get your attention

Patience is the key

Have you thought about organised socials or a club night

Remember most blokes will look at your profile first, make sure its not full of close up vag pictures, we all know what they look like

What were your expectations, its not insta shag.. guys ain't just hunks of meat

Ahh. You've burst my bubble, gutted to know you guys don't like close up vag pictures, you ain't bits of meat.

Gutted.

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By *orcester-guyMan
47 weeks ago

Worcester

Good one love

Me nd u in same boat, same thinking

Or a copy paste

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By *orcester-guyMan
47 weeks ago

Worcester

Look @ difference

My post only 5 replies

Same post from you 37 replies

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
47 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

Offering tea and cake is a sure fire way to entice me

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Send messages, saying meet me now to fuck, and see me now

I reckon that would work

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
47 weeks ago

Norwich

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
47 weeks ago

Norwich

"NO Reply, no meet ups, no response same for a lot single females!

Hey lovely single Gents please suggest what we can do to get your attention

You ought to work on your profile, try and make it stand out a bit more, and try not to focus so much on the tit, fanny and arse pics.

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By *TG3Man
47 weeks ago

Dorchester

Just say please

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By *ong-leggedblond OP Woman
47 weeks ago

Next Door

"Offering tea and cake is a sure fire way to entice me "

How about biscuits?

And

Do you dunk or not?

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
47 weeks ago

St Leonards

"I’m not telling you that - I need you to be at a low ebb so you’ll look more favourably on me. It’s an extremely long game

Well I saw the gold in that one, and wanted to publicly praise it

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By *hrek101Man
47 weeks ago

Herts

Send MSG's first..simples

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By *tylebender03Man
47 weeks ago

Manchester

You got bare filters on your profile?

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By *inger_SnapWoman
47 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Omg another woe is me old single female... What's wrong with us all today?

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
47 weeks ago

Ipswich

"Omg another woe is me old single female... What's wrong with us all today?

Did start a grumpy thread today

In all honesty it’s probably me

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By *cLovin2Man
47 weeks ago

Reading

"NO Reply, no meet ups, no response same for a lot single females!

Hey lovely single Gents please suggest what we can do to get your attention

Lingerie and kebabs...

That's the answer to all of Life's problems

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
47 weeks ago

Start mass sending of pics of your dildos sticking out from between your legs from multiple angles , stuffed down your knickers etc

at least we will know what we're up against and we can start saying once you've seen one dildo you've seen them all

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By *cflirtyMan
47 weeks ago

Hampshire

"NO Reply, no meet ups, no response same for a lot single females!

Hey lovely single Gents please suggest what we can do to get your attention

LLB XX you already have my attention

But alas my numbers are too high for you

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Have you tried going to clubs and socials?

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By *orny-DJMan
47 weeks ago

Leigh-on-Sea

If you were nearer to me OP, you'd definitely have my attention.

You're hot

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By *eroLondonMan
47 weeks ago

Mayfair

Suggest that you will go Dutch on the first date. It's a game changer for most people on here.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
47 weeks ago

Coventry

_ong-leggedblond has it right - none of us ladies are getting any meets - do we need to ask for advice on profiles

advice needed

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By *herryEatersCouple
47 weeks ago

East Cheshire

"NO Reply, no meet ups, no response same for a lot single females!

Hey lovely single Gents please suggest what we can do to get your attention

Simple, move up here asap !

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By *GentlemanMan
47 weeks ago

Worcestershire

Wondering if reverse psychology maybe at play here?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
47 weeks ago

Staffordshire

It’s why we stick to the young ones

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By *ife NinjaMan
47 weeks ago

Dunfermline

You're all so far away

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By *illy IdolMan
47 weeks ago

Midlands

" _ong-leggedblond has it right - none of us ladies are getting any meets - do we need to ask for advice on profiles

advice needed"

Avoid the word "wahoo"

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By *ou only live onceMan
47 weeks ago

London

I do wish the women would stop with this whinging posts already...

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