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By *ex Holes OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Up North

….. can you fit in your fanny?

Love and Peace

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By *idlandiaMan
31 weeks ago

Birmingham

American or British fanny? Makes a big difference.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Up North


"American or British fanny? Makes a big difference. "

Any hole is a goal

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

Rex mend ous

You are such a beautiful sausage... None.

Prefer real 100% meat

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Up North


"Rex mend ous

You are such a beautiful sausage... None.

Prefer real 100% meat"

I have pre cum reading the words ‘100% meat’

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By *agnar73Man
31 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"….. can you fit in your fanny?

Love and Peace "

Thin or thick ones?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

31 weeks ago

East Sussex

Cooked or uncooked?

Packaged or not?

At home or on the sausage aisle?

These things are important

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Up North


"….. can you fit in your fanny?

Love and Peace

Thin or thick ones?"

Thick ones obvs

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Up North


"Cooked or uncooked?

Packaged or not?

At home or on the sausage aisle?

These things are important "

Cooked

Packaged

Aisle

Of course

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By *agnar73Man
31 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Cooked or uncooked?

Packaged or not?

At home or on the sausage aisle?

These things are important

Cooked

Packaged

Aisle

Of course "

They do frozen ones in big bags

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

31 weeks ago

East Sussex


"Cooked or uncooked?

Packaged or not?

At home or on the sausage aisle?

These things are important

Cooked

Packaged

Aisle

Of course "

In that case 24. It makes shoplifting easier

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By *agnar73Man
31 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Cooked or uncooked?

Packaged or not?

At home or on the sausage aisle?

These things are important

Cooked

Packaged

Aisle

Of course

In that case 24. It makes shoplifting easier"

If that’s just Mr. I’m Impressed but wouldn’t be visiting you for ‘toad in the hole’

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By *uckyNineMan
31 weeks ago

prescot


"Cooked or uncooked?

Packaged or not?

At home or on the sausage aisle?

These things are important

Cooked

Packaged

Aisle

Of course

They do frozen ones in big bags"

Slippy slidey!

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Up North


"Cooked or uncooked?

Packaged or not?

At home or on the sausage aisle?

These things are important

Cooked

Packaged

Aisle

Of course

They do frozen ones in big bags"

You should always wear a bag for protection

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By *oo..Woman
31 weeks ago

Boo's World

Zero, I'd need a more classy brand of sausage to attempt this

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Up North


"Cooked or uncooked?

Packaged or not?

At home or on the sausage aisle?

These things are important

Cooked

Packaged

Aisle

Of course

In that case 24. It makes shoplifting easier"

Please tell me this is Mr

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

31 weeks ago

East Sussex


"Cooked or uncooked?

Packaged or not?

At home or on the sausage aisle?

These things are important

Cooked

Packaged

Aisle

Of course

In that case 24. It makes shoplifting easier

If that’s just Mr. I’m Impressed but wouldn’t be visiting you for ‘toad in the hole’"

If we go together it's 48. It makes the bus ride home interesting

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Up North


"Zero, I'd need a more classy brand of sausage to attempt this "

Aldi’s own?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

31 weeks ago

East Sussex


"Cooked or uncooked?

Packaged or not?

At home or on the sausage aisle?

These things are important

Cooked

Packaged

Aisle

Of course

In that case 24. It makes shoplifting easier

Please tell me this is Mr "

...

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By *agnar73Man
31 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Zero, I'd need a more classy brand of sausage to attempt this "

Okay visualise M&S bangers for you six thick ones in a pack with the nice herbs or whatever

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

new meaning to toad in hole

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
31 weeks ago

Markfield

Chilled or frozen?

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By *agnar73Man
31 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Cooked or uncooked?

Packaged or not?

At home or on the sausage aisle?

These things are important

Cooked

Packaged

Aisle

Of course

In that case 24. It makes shoplifting easier

If that’s just Mr. I’m Impressed but wouldn’t be visiting you for ‘toad in the hole’

If we go together it's 48. It makes the bus ride home interesting "

I bet you have speed bumps on the way

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Up North


"Zero, I'd need a more classy brand of sausage to attempt this

Okay visualise M&S bangers for you six thick ones in a pack with the nice herbs or whatever "

One in each hand and one in yer gob as well

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Up North


" new meaning to toad in hole"

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

31 weeks ago

East Sussex


"Cooked or uncooked?

Packaged or not?

At home or on the sausage aisle?

These things are important

Cooked

Packaged

Aisle

Of course

In that case 24. It makes shoplifting easier

If that’s just Mr. I’m Impressed but wouldn’t be visiting you for ‘toad in the hole’

If we go together it's 48. It makes the bus ride home interesting

I bet you have speed bumps on the way "

We take it in turns to sit over the wheel

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Up North


"Chilled or frozen?"

Frozen to sooth the flaps

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By *ot to giggleWoman
31 weeks ago

Coventry

chilled would be better squeezed - is popping allowed

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By *hatsWhatCoupleCouple
31 weeks ago

Northampton


"Rex mend ous

You are such a beautiful sausage... None.

Prefer real 100% meat"

And Richmond sausages fall someway short of 100% (42% according to my research)

#SupportLocalButchers

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By *agnar73Man
31 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Cooked or uncooked?

Packaged or not?

At home or on the sausage aisle?

These things are important

Cooked

Packaged

Aisle

Of course

In that case 24. It makes shoplifting easier

If that’s just Mr. I’m Impressed but wouldn’t be visiting you for ‘toad in the hole’

If we go together it's 48. It makes the bus ride home interesting

I bet you have speed bumps on the way

We take it in turns to sit over the wheel "

That’s very romantic and thoughtful

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Up North


"chilled would be better squeezed - is popping allowed "

You’re not pricking my banger

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Up North


"Rex mend ous

You are such a beautiful sausage... None.

Prefer real 100% meat

And Richmond sausages fall someway short of 100% (42% according to my research)

#SupportLocalButchers "

#biggersausages

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

I use sausages for stuffing makes good tasty stuffing then make balls. Do enjoy a stuffed ball

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago


"Rex mend ous

You are such a beautiful sausage... None.

Prefer real 100% meat

And Richmond sausages fall someway short of 100% (42% according to my research)

#SupportLocalButchers

#biggersausages "

#support rex mend ous and his copious amount of irish sausage in a hole

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

31 weeks ago

East Sussex


"Cooked or uncooked?

Packaged or not?

At home or on the sausage aisle?

These things are important

Cooked

Packaged

Aisle

Of course

In that case 24. It makes shoplifting easier

If that’s just Mr. I’m Impressed but wouldn’t be visiting you for ‘toad in the hole’

If we go together it's 48. It makes the bus ride home interesting

I bet you have speed bumps on the way

We take it in turns to sit over the wheel

That’s very romantic and thoughtful

"

Well you know what they say

'the couple who conceal sausages about their person together, stay together '.

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By *eliWoman
31 weeks ago

.

Zero. Black Farmer or it's not going inside me.

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By *agnar73Man
31 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Cooked or uncooked?

Packaged or not?

At home or on the sausage aisle?

These things are important

Cooked

Packaged

Aisle

Of course

In that case 24. It makes shoplifting easier

If that’s just Mr. I’m Impressed but wouldn’t be visiting you for ‘toad in the hole’

If we go together it's 48. It makes the bus ride home interesting

I bet you have speed bumps on the way

We take it in turns to sit over the wheel

That’s very romantic and thoughtful

Well you know what they say

'the couple who conceal sausages about their person together, stay together '. "

I didn’t actually, but if and when I couple up with a nice lady, I’ll pass on your advice about sticking 24 sausages around her orifices.

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago


"Cooked or uncooked?

Packaged or not?

At home or on the sausage aisle?

These things are important

Cooked

Packaged

Aisle

Of course

In that case 24. It makes shoplifting easier

If that’s just Mr. I’m Impressed but wouldn’t be visiting you for ‘toad in the hole’

If we go together it's 48. It makes the bus ride home interesting

I bet you have speed bumps on the way

We take it in turns to sit over the wheel

That’s very romantic and thoughtful

Well you know what they say

'the couple who conceal sausages about their person together, stay together '.

I didn’t actually, but if and when I couple up with a nice lady, I’ll pass on your advice about sticking 24 sausages around her orifices."

Gosh that would make all the women gush

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Up North


"I use sausages for stuffing makes good tasty stuffing then make balls. Do enjoy a stuffed ball

"

I have a snail trail in my underpants

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Up North


"Rex mend ous

You are such a beautiful sausage... None.

Prefer real 100% meat

And Richmond sausages fall someway short of 100% (42% according to my research)

#SupportLocalButchers

#biggersausages

#support rex mend ous and his copious amount of irish sausage in a hole "

^^ this

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Up North


"Zero. Black Farmer or it's not going inside me."

^^ she prefers black pudding in her hole

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By *weetiepie99Woman
31 weeks ago

cardiff

I can't only small pork chipolatas. No room for bigger

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Up North


"I can't only small pork chipolatas. No room for bigger "

How about a small one in yer fanny and bum at the same time?

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By *weetiepie99Woman
31 weeks ago

cardiff


"I can't only small pork chipolatas. No room for bigger

How about a small one in yer fanny and bum at the same time? "

Oh yes please. DP with pork chipolatas

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Up North


"I can't only small pork chipolatas. No room for bigger

How about a small one in yer fanny and bum at the same time?

Oh yes please. DP with pork chipolatas "

I’ve gone semi

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By *weetiepie99Woman
31 weeks ago

cardiff


"I can't only small pork chipolatas. No room for bigger

How about a small one in yer fanny and bum at the same time?

Oh yes please. DP with pork chipolatas

I’ve gone semi "

What, not full on erection?

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By *agnar73Man
31 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Zero. Black Farmer or it's not going inside me.

^^ she prefers black pudding in her hole "

Is that what it is?

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

Thick or thin?

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

I can’t be arsed to scroll. Has anyone mentioned fanny batter yet?

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By *ickshawedCouple
31 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

12. Do I get a prize?

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
31 weeks ago

ashford

Only the vegetarian type for me! Probably 2 or 3 maybe !

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By *agnar73Man
31 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"I can’t be arsed to scroll. Has anyone mentioned fanny batter yet? "

See the toad in the hole gag above.

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

Can we include richmond vegan sausages

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By *agnar73Man
31 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Can we include richmond vegan sausages "

Thick or thin. Fridge or frozen and how many can you?

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