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"American or British fanny? Makes a big difference. " Any hole is a goal | |||
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"Rex mend ous You are such a beautiful sausage... None. Prefer real 100% meat" I have pre cum reading the words ‘100% meat’ | |||
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"….. can you fit in your fanny? Love and Peace " Thin or thick ones? | |||
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"….. can you fit in your fanny? Love and Peace Thin or thick ones?" Thick ones obvs | |||
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"Cooked or uncooked? Packaged or not? At home or on the sausage aisle? These things are important " Cooked Packaged Aisle Of course | |||
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"Cooked or uncooked? Packaged or not? At home or on the sausage aisle? These things are important Cooked Packaged Aisle Of course " They do frozen ones in big bags | |||
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"Cooked or uncooked? Packaged or not? At home or on the sausage aisle? These things are important Cooked Packaged Aisle Of course " In that case 24. It makes shoplifting easier | |||
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"Cooked or uncooked? Packaged or not? At home or on the sausage aisle? These things are important Cooked Packaged Aisle Of course In that case 24. It makes shoplifting easier" If that’s just Mr. I’m Impressed but wouldn’t be visiting you for ‘toad in the hole’ | |||
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"Cooked or uncooked? Packaged or not? At home or on the sausage aisle? These things are important Cooked Packaged Aisle Of course They do frozen ones in big bags" Slippy slidey! | |||
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"Cooked or uncooked? Packaged or not? At home or on the sausage aisle? These things are important Cooked Packaged Aisle Of course They do frozen ones in big bags" You should always wear a bag for protection | |||
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"Cooked or uncooked? Packaged or not? At home or on the sausage aisle? These things are important Cooked Packaged Aisle Of course In that case 24. It makes shoplifting easier" Please tell me this is Mr | |||
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"Cooked or uncooked? Packaged or not? At home or on the sausage aisle? These things are important Cooked Packaged Aisle Of course In that case 24. It makes shoplifting easier If that’s just Mr. I’m Impressed but wouldn’t be visiting you for ‘toad in the hole’" If we go together it's 48. It makes the bus ride home interesting | |||
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"Zero, I'd need a more classy brand of sausage to attempt this " Aldi’s own? | |||
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"Cooked or uncooked? Packaged or not? At home or on the sausage aisle? These things are important Cooked Packaged Aisle Of course In that case 24. It makes shoplifting easier Please tell me this is Mr " ... | |||
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"Zero, I'd need a more classy brand of sausage to attempt this " Okay visualise M&S bangers for you six thick ones in a pack with the nice herbs or whatever | |||
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"Cooked or uncooked? Packaged or not? At home or on the sausage aisle? These things are important Cooked Packaged Aisle Of course In that case 24. It makes shoplifting easier If that’s just Mr. I’m Impressed but wouldn’t be visiting you for ‘toad in the hole’ If we go together it's 48. It makes the bus ride home interesting " I bet you have speed bumps on the way | |||
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"Zero, I'd need a more classy brand of sausage to attempt this Okay visualise M&S bangers for you six thick ones in a pack with the nice herbs or whatever " One in each hand and one in yer gob as well | |||
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" new meaning to toad in hole" | |||
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"Cooked or uncooked? Packaged or not? At home or on the sausage aisle? These things are important Cooked Packaged Aisle Of course In that case 24. It makes shoplifting easier If that’s just Mr. I’m Impressed but wouldn’t be visiting you for ‘toad in the hole’ If we go together it's 48. It makes the bus ride home interesting I bet you have speed bumps on the way " We take it in turns to sit over the wheel | |||
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"Chilled or frozen?" Frozen to sooth the flaps | |||
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"Rex mend ous You are such a beautiful sausage... None. Prefer real 100% meat" And Richmond sausages fall someway short of 100% (42% according to my research) #SupportLocalButchers | |||
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"Cooked or uncooked? Packaged or not? At home or on the sausage aisle? These things are important Cooked Packaged Aisle Of course In that case 24. It makes shoplifting easier If that’s just Mr. I’m Impressed but wouldn’t be visiting you for ‘toad in the hole’ If we go together it's 48. It makes the bus ride home interesting I bet you have speed bumps on the way We take it in turns to sit over the wheel " That’s very romantic and thoughtful | |||
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"chilled would be better squeezed - is popping allowed " You’re not pricking my banger | |||
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"Rex mend ous You are such a beautiful sausage... None. Prefer real 100% meat And Richmond sausages fall someway short of 100% (42% according to my research) #SupportLocalButchers " #biggersausages | |||
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"Cooked or uncooked? Packaged or not? At home or on the sausage aisle? These things are important Cooked Packaged Aisle Of course In that case 24. It makes shoplifting easier If that’s just Mr. I’m Impressed but wouldn’t be visiting you for ‘toad in the hole’ If we go together it's 48. It makes the bus ride home interesting I bet you have speed bumps on the way We take it in turns to sit over the wheel That’s very romantic and thoughtful " Well you know what they say 'the couple who conceal sausages about their person together, stay together '. | |||
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"Cooked or uncooked? Packaged or not? At home or on the sausage aisle? These things are important Cooked Packaged Aisle Of course In that case 24. It makes shoplifting easier If that’s just Mr. I’m Impressed but wouldn’t be visiting you for ‘toad in the hole’ If we go together it's 48. It makes the bus ride home interesting I bet you have speed bumps on the way We take it in turns to sit over the wheel That’s very romantic and thoughtful Well you know what they say 'the couple who conceal sausages about their person together, stay together '. " I didn’t actually, but if and when I couple up with a nice lady, I’ll pass on your advice about sticking 24 sausages around her orifices. | |||
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"Cooked or uncooked? Packaged or not? At home or on the sausage aisle? These things are important Cooked Packaged Aisle Of course In that case 24. It makes shoplifting easier If that’s just Mr. I’m Impressed but wouldn’t be visiting you for ‘toad in the hole’ If we go together it's 48. It makes the bus ride home interesting I bet you have speed bumps on the way We take it in turns to sit over the wheel That’s very romantic and thoughtful Well you know what they say 'the couple who conceal sausages about their person together, stay together '. I didn’t actually, but if and when I couple up with a nice lady, I’ll pass on your advice about sticking 24 sausages around her orifices." Gosh that would make all the women gush | |||
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"I use sausages for stuffing makes good tasty stuffing then make balls. Do enjoy a stuffed ball " I have a snail trail in my underpants | |||
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"Rex mend ous You are such a beautiful sausage... None. Prefer real 100% meat And Richmond sausages fall someway short of 100% (42% according to my research) #SupportLocalButchers #biggersausages #support rex mend ous and his copious amount of irish sausage in a hole " ^^ this | |||
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"Zero. Black Farmer or it's not going inside me." ^^ she prefers black pudding in her hole | |||
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"I can't only small pork chipolatas. No room for bigger " How about a small one in yer fanny and bum at the same time? | |||
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"I can't only small pork chipolatas. No room for bigger How about a small one in yer fanny and bum at the same time? " Oh yes please. DP with pork chipolatas | |||
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"I can't only small pork chipolatas. No room for bigger How about a small one in yer fanny and bum at the same time? Oh yes please. DP with pork chipolatas " I’ve gone semi | |||
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"I can't only small pork chipolatas. No room for bigger How about a small one in yer fanny and bum at the same time? Oh yes please. DP with pork chipolatas I’ve gone semi " What, not full on erection? | |||
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"Zero. Black Farmer or it's not going inside me. ^^ she prefers black pudding in her hole " Is that what it is? | |||
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"I can’t be arsed to scroll. Has anyone mentioned fanny batter yet? " See the toad in the hole gag above. | |||
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"Can we include richmond vegan sausages " Thick or thin. Fridge or frozen and how many can you? | |||
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