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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

….. can you fit in your fanny?

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

American or British fanny? Makes a big difference.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"American or British fanny? Makes a big difference. "

Any hole is a goal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rex mend ous

You are such a beautiful sausage... None.

Prefer real 100% meat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rex mend ous

You are such a beautiful sausage... None.

Prefer real 100% meat"

I have pre cum reading the words ‘100% meat’

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

"….. can you fit in your fanny?

Love and Peace

Thin or thick ones?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Cooked or uncooked?

Packaged or not?

At home or on the sausage aisle?

These things are important

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"….. can you fit in your fanny?

Love and Peace

Thin or thick ones?"

Thick ones obvs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cooked or uncooked?

Packaged or not?

At home or on the sausage aisle?

These things are important "

Cooked

Packaged

Aisle

Of course

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

"Cooked or uncooked?

Packaged or not?

At home or on the sausage aisle?

These things are important

Cooked

Packaged

Aisle

Of course

They do frozen ones in big bags

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Cooked or uncooked?

Packaged or not?

At home or on the sausage aisle?

These things are important

Cooked

Packaged

Aisle

Of course

In that case 24. It makes shoplifting easier

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

"Cooked or uncooked?

Packaged or not?

At home or on the sausage aisle?

These things are important

Cooked

Packaged

Aisle

Of course

In that case 24. It makes shoplifting easier"

If that’s just Mr. I’m Impressed but wouldn’t be visiting you for ‘toad in the hole’

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By *uckyNineMan
over a year ago

prescot

"Cooked or uncooked?

Packaged or not?

At home or on the sausage aisle?

These things are important

Cooked

Packaged

Aisle

Of course

They do frozen ones in big bags"

Slippy slidey!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cooked or uncooked?

Packaged or not?

At home or on the sausage aisle?

These things are important

Cooked

Packaged

Aisle

Of course

They do frozen ones in big bags"

You should always wear a bag for protection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zero, I'd need a more classy brand of sausage to attempt this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cooked or uncooked?

Packaged or not?

At home or on the sausage aisle?

These things are important

Cooked

Packaged

Aisle

Of course

In that case 24. It makes shoplifting easier"

Please tell me this is Mr

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Cooked or uncooked?

Packaged or not?

At home or on the sausage aisle?

These things are important

Cooked

Packaged

Aisle

Of course

In that case 24. It makes shoplifting easier

If that’s just Mr. I’m Impressed but wouldn’t be visiting you for ‘toad in the hole’"

If we go together it's 48. It makes the bus ride home interesting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Zero, I'd need a more classy brand of sausage to attempt this

Aldi’s own?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Cooked or uncooked?

Packaged or not?

At home or on the sausage aisle?

These things are important

Cooked

Packaged

Aisle

Of course

In that case 24. It makes shoplifting easier

Please tell me this is Mr

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

"Zero, I'd need a more classy brand of sausage to attempt this

Okay visualise M&S bangers for you six thick ones in a pack with the nice herbs or whatever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

new meaning to toad in hole

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

Chilled or frozen?

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

"Cooked or uncooked?

Packaged or not?

At home or on the sausage aisle?

These things are important

Cooked

Packaged

Aisle

Of course

In that case 24. It makes shoplifting easier

If that’s just Mr. I’m Impressed but wouldn’t be visiting you for ‘toad in the hole’

If we go together it's 48. It makes the bus ride home interesting

I bet you have speed bumps on the way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Zero, I'd need a more classy brand of sausage to attempt this

Okay visualise M&S bangers for you six thick ones in a pack with the nice herbs or whatever "

One in each hand and one in yer gob as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

new meaning to toad in hole"

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Cooked or uncooked?

Packaged or not?

At home or on the sausage aisle?

These things are important

Cooked

Packaged

Aisle

Of course

In that case 24. It makes shoplifting easier

If that’s just Mr. I’m Impressed but wouldn’t be visiting you for ‘toad in the hole’

If we go together it's 48. It makes the bus ride home interesting

I bet you have speed bumps on the way

We take it in turns to sit over the wheel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chilled or frozen?"

Frozen to sooth the flaps

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By *ot to giggleWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

chilled would be better squeezed - is popping allowed

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By *hatsWhatCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Rex mend ous

You are such a beautiful sausage... None.

Prefer real 100% meat"

And Richmond sausages fall someway short of 100% (42% according to my research)

#SupportLocalButchers

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

"Cooked or uncooked?

Packaged or not?

At home or on the sausage aisle?

These things are important

Cooked

Packaged

Aisle

Of course

In that case 24. It makes shoplifting easier

If that’s just Mr. I’m Impressed but wouldn’t be visiting you for ‘toad in the hole’

If we go together it's 48. It makes the bus ride home interesting

I bet you have speed bumps on the way

We take it in turns to sit over the wheel

That’s very romantic and thoughtful

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"chilled would be better squeezed - is popping allowed

You’re not pricking my banger

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rex mend ous

You are such a beautiful sausage... None.

Prefer real 100% meat

And Richmond sausages fall someway short of 100% (42% according to my research)

#SupportLocalButchers "

#biggersausages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use sausages for stuffing makes good tasty stuffing then make balls. Do enjoy a stuffed ball

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rex mend ous

You are such a beautiful sausage... None.

Prefer real 100% meat

And Richmond sausages fall someway short of 100% (42% according to my research)

#SupportLocalButchers

#biggersausages "

#support rex mend ous and his copious amount of irish sausage in a hole

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Cooked or uncooked?

Packaged or not?

At home or on the sausage aisle?

These things are important

Cooked

Packaged

Aisle

Of course

In that case 24. It makes shoplifting easier

If that’s just Mr. I’m Impressed but wouldn’t be visiting you for ‘toad in the hole’

If we go together it's 48. It makes the bus ride home interesting

I bet you have speed bumps on the way

We take it in turns to sit over the wheel

That’s very romantic and thoughtful

Well you know what they say

'the couple who conceal sausages about their person together, stay together '.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Zero. Black Farmer or it's not going inside me.

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

"Cooked or uncooked?

Packaged or not?

At home or on the sausage aisle?

These things are important

Cooked

Packaged

Aisle

Of course

In that case 24. It makes shoplifting easier

If that’s just Mr. I’m Impressed but wouldn’t be visiting you for ‘toad in the hole’

If we go together it's 48. It makes the bus ride home interesting

I bet you have speed bumps on the way

We take it in turns to sit over the wheel

That’s very romantic and thoughtful

Well you know what they say

'the couple who conceal sausages about their person together, stay together '.

I didn’t actually, but if and when I couple up with a nice lady, I’ll pass on your advice about sticking 24 sausages around her orifices.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cooked or uncooked?

Packaged or not?

At home or on the sausage aisle?

These things are important

Cooked

Packaged

Aisle

Of course

In that case 24. It makes shoplifting easier

If that’s just Mr. I’m Impressed but wouldn’t be visiting you for ‘toad in the hole’

If we go together it's 48. It makes the bus ride home interesting

I bet you have speed bumps on the way

We take it in turns to sit over the wheel

That’s very romantic and thoughtful

Well you know what they say

'the couple who conceal sausages about their person together, stay together '.

I didn’t actually, but if and when I couple up with a nice lady, I’ll pass on your advice about sticking 24 sausages around her orifices."

Gosh that would make all the women gush

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I use sausages for stuffing makes good tasty stuffing then make balls. Do enjoy a stuffed ball

I have a snail trail in my underpants

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rex mend ous

You are such a beautiful sausage... None.

Prefer real 100% meat

And Richmond sausages fall someway short of 100% (42% according to my research)

#SupportLocalButchers

#biggersausages

#support rex mend ous and his copious amount of irish sausage in a hole "

^^ this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Zero. Black Farmer or it's not going inside me."

^^ she prefers black pudding in her hole

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

I can't only small pork chipolatas. No room for bigger

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't only small pork chipolatas. No room for bigger

How about a small one in yer fanny and bum at the same time?

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

"I can't only small pork chipolatas. No room for bigger

How about a small one in yer fanny and bum at the same time?

Oh yes please. DP with pork chipolatas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't only small pork chipolatas. No room for bigger

How about a small one in yer fanny and bum at the same time?

Oh yes please. DP with pork chipolatas

I’ve gone semi

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

"I can't only small pork chipolatas. No room for bigger

How about a small one in yer fanny and bum at the same time?

Oh yes please. DP with pork chipolatas

I’ve gone semi

What, not full on erection?

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

"Zero. Black Farmer or it's not going inside me.

^^ she prefers black pudding in her hole "

Is that what it is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thick or thin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t be arsed to scroll. Has anyone mentioned fanny batter yet?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

12. Do I get a prize?

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Only the vegetarian type for me! Probably 2 or 3 maybe !

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

"I can’t be arsed to scroll. Has anyone mentioned fanny batter yet?

See the toad in the hole gag above.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we include richmond vegan sausages

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

"Can we include richmond vegan sausages

Thick or thin. Fridge or frozen and how many can you?

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