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By (user no longer on site) OP   
31 weeks ago

What’s the worst thing that has happened to you in a hotel/ BnB?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
31 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I lifted up the toilet cistern and saw some limescale so gave them a 3 for cleanliness and promised not to return.

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By *iss DevilWoman
31 weeks ago

Bedford

Have to sleep on a broken bed, in a very cold room, with no privacy lock on the door. Then when you complain, the host describes you as "entitled and rude", implying you broke the bed because you're on the bigger side and that "it's not Syberia, the heating is off at night as there is cost of living crisis". That is true story, sadly, and the reason from now on, rather than supporting small business and going for quirkiness, I'll stick to chains.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
31 weeks ago


"I lifted up the toilet cistern and saw some limescale so gave them a 3 for cleanliness and promised not to return."

Did you ask for some money back?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
31 weeks ago


"Have to sleep on a broken bed, in a very cold room, with no privacy lock on the door. Then when you complain, the host describes you as "entitled and rude", implying you broke the bed because you're on the bigger side and that "it's not Syberia, the heating is off at night as there is cost of living crisis". That is true story, sadly, and the reason from now on, rather than supporting small business and going for quirkiness, I'll stick to chains. "

Chains and whips excite you!

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By *iss DevilWoman
31 weeks ago

Bedford


"Have to sleep on a broken bed, in a very cold room, with no privacy lock on the door. Then when you complain, the host describes you as "entitled and rude", implying you broke the bed because you're on the bigger side and that "it's not Syberia, the heating is off at night as there is cost of living crisis". That is true story, sadly, and the reason from now on, rather than supporting small business and going for quirkiness, I'll stick to chains.

Chains and whips excite you!"

Not on the receiving end

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By *ot to giggleWoman
31 weeks ago

Coventry

the tap dripped, then the toilet dripped, then the shower dripped, and the cat yelled hello outside all afternoon, and the bed broke or rather there was a hole where the middle of the bed was supposed to be

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By *ensuallover1000Man
31 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I lifted up the toilet cistern and saw some limescale so gave them a 3 for cleanliness and promised not to return.

Did you ask for some money back?"

On payment day I underpaid their £100 room by £80 giving them a bill average of 20% (because I was really petty and playing to win)

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By *zeroMan
31 weeks ago

Glasgow

On a stag do and one of the group had a bit too much and mixed drink with something else. Someone heard him choking on his vomit and spun him round quickly to have him bring up his koppaberg all over the wall. Place looked like a crime scene.

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By *imply DeeWoman
31 weeks ago

Wherever

I unapologetically fell asleep at 9pm once when it supposed to be an all-fucking nighter. I still feel bad about it

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

Snapped the headboard off, but was OK. She was a joiner.

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By *aomilatteCouple
31 weeks ago

Midlands

At a swingers B&B in sunny Blackpool, for our 2 night October stay the heating never came on once, the windows wouldn't close, the bed sheets weren't clean, one side of the bed was up against the wall.

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By *atchmoMan
31 weeks ago

Upminster

Had a hotel stay in Eire, when I arrived in the hotel and checked the room, there was a huge turd in the pan stinking the place out. Took a few flushes and some aerosol. Fortunately me and my mate were going straight out for drinks, so the room had time to air before settling down later.

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By *illy IdolMan
31 weeks ago

Midlands

I moved the bedside table closer to the bed to reveal a used condom on the floor

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By *sWyldWoman
31 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I flooded one in Alyth. They hadn't sealed the whirlpool bath properly. We came home from dinner to their reception flooded!

On the same stay the owner had been through my partners stuff and tried to ask questions about his hobby (nothing weird)

And he also turned up in the pub when we were having dinner!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
31 weeks ago

Southampton


"I moved the bedside table closer to the bed to reveal a used condom on the floor "

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By *icecouple561Couple
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31 weeks ago

East Sussex

When I turned the light on in the bathroom of a hotel room in Chennai/Madras and the floor was covered in cockroaches. Then later in the restaurant a rat ran over my foot.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
31 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Having a shower and beasties started crawling up my leg from the drain

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

The owner got pissy at me and called me stupid because I didn’t know we had to top the TV up every time we wanted to watch it

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By *ripfillMan
31 weeks ago

havant

Once in a hotel in maryport ( beautiful by the way )

This room has a pile of toe clippings on the rug - in the bath there was a sort of wall between our room and the next

I heard a familiar voice and the plywood divider could be moved to make conversation more easy heard … in fact I could lift it out of the way entirely !

Interesting !

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

I sleepwalked into someone else’s room

I’ve done it twice, second time I sleepwalked into the corridor and then snapped out of it in the lift, with no idea of where I was or what my room number was. So embarrassing.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
31 weeks ago

North West

Too many to report

A memorable one was the accessible wet room in a Nottingham hotel flooding out under the bathroom door, flooding the room (incl. carpet) and out into the hotel hallway. It made the area outside the bathroom (laminate type floor) far too slippy for crutches etc. and the carpet was soaked for the rest of the trip. Mr KC got very wet socks.

We complained at the time but they had no other available wheelchair accessible rooms so we had to just put up with it.

Accessible wet rooms are often very bad for drainage issues, we've had flooded hotel rooms/hallways more than once.

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By *aleforfun22Man
31 weeks ago

Lancashire

Was having a break away with my girlfriend at the time (years ago ) hotel looked lovely after a great day and evening out.back at the hotel we was in bed we herd noises from the kitchen went to investigate it and there must of been 5 or 6 mice in there.we reported it and left immediately.they ended closing the hotel down after finding over 100 mice and rats in the place

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