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By *issLickalottapus OP   Woman
over a year ago

La La Land

I need someone to do the housework for me, it just seems to be neverending today!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wifi

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Fudge

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

coffee

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Hello IN.

I would really like some oral sex, a good latte and a cuddle.

I'm going to get one of those shortly (clue, it's the drink).

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

To be at home rather than work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big hug

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

To go home from work

Before I get in to anymore trouble

And for this week basically to

Fuck off

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

The world not to be a bunch of pricks, would be handy.

The mr

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By *ot to giggleWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

well immediately someone who is brave and has a spare haz mat suit to go and clear out child's room now she not here - oh and a skip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A decent cup of tea.

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By *exymarvelMan
over a year ago

cardiff

A play with a lovely lady, its been a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dairy milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex with all my partners at once.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Motivation

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By *etefromderbyMan
over a year ago

Derby

A sexy meeting or dm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More sleep

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Gin

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By *ex LutherMan
over a year ago

Closer than you think

My work meeting to be over and the weekend to be here!

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By *nnandElleCouple
over a year ago

Brackley

This headache to go away.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Someone to do the washing up for ne and cook me a nice dinner

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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Many of the things which have already been posted:

A skip in order that I may just clear my entire flat of its contents, and start again, or at least, take it all outside, and only bring back in the stuff I truly need/want...

Someone to thoroughly clean said flat whilst it's all nice and empty...

More sleep...

A tasty meal and a good coffee...

A pleasant and fulfilling fumble under the sheets with a handsome gentleman...

But most of all... a good cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sexy woman to sit on my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A biscuit and raisin Yorkie

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By *ee69Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Bacon sanny and to treat a nice girl lol

One out a two no bad

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By *sWyldWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

To find the secret to eating chocolate without putting on weight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot weather and a veg patty in coco bread

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By *r CheeseMan
over a year ago

742 Evergreen Terrace

8 hours sleep evrry night. It's not likely to happen though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warm wether for outside fun

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Cup of tea and lemon drizzle cake

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

For this Rain and wind to fuck off

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By *hriscooperMan
over a year ago

Warrington

Someone to sort out my back garden! No euphemism..

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By *uffnmuffCouple
over a year ago

London

The sunshine x

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes Departure Lounge

A large G & T but I have to drive in an hours time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For it to be winter.

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By *uctifanoWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

A gun… but then I’d use it so mebbe not

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By *uctifanoWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"A large G & T but I have to drive in an hours time "

That will do when I get home

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By *winging_couple300Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster

Hot, sunny weather

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Litre bottle of jd

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I would like someone to cut my Battenburg Cake. You know, without them ruining the square sponge corners, keeping it all linear and in shape.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

A new job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be in bed with two guys getting spit roasted, then fuckedlicked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simone to run to the shop and get me coffee!

I forgotten again 2 days in a row.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

To not have to deal with members of the general public

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Simone to run to the shop and get me coffee!

I forgotten again 2 days in a row. "

Have you asked Simone?

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"To find the secret to eating chocolate without putting on weight "

Eat chocolate while having sex

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By *inxy777Woman
over a year ago

essex

A how you doing would be nice.

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

I just need the voices to stop.

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish


"I just need the voices to stop."

They won’t mate. Sorry.

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"I just need the voices to stop.

They won’t mate. Sorry."

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'd like someone to come and write the code for the 6 different projects I'm currently juggling, so I can go and lie under a duvet and try not to feel sore and glum.

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By *obin444Man
over a year ago

Windsor

An orgasm

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By *ee69Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"A how you doing would be nice. "

How you doing lol

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

I would quite like some servants. And the money to pay them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need someone to do the housework for me, it just seems to be neverending today!! "

I’d do it top to bottom spick and span for a nice brew and some chocolate hobnobs

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"I need someone to do the housework for me, it just seems to be neverending today!!

I’d do it top to bottom spick and span for a nice brew and some chocolate hobnobs "

You're on !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just finished painting the hallway….

Now task avoiding anymore painting by being on here lol

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By *ovetoedgeMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

Love a massage session, either way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need someone to do the housework for me, it just seems to be neverending today!!

I’d do it top to bottom spick and span for a nice brew and some chocolate hobnobs

You're on !"

Sorted, I can taste the melted chocolate already

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

To be hand fed thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pictures of boobs in my inbox (+Y+)

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Simone to run to the shop and get me coffee!

I forgotten again 2 days in a row.

·

Have you asked Simone?"

•

More to the point - is she fit?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"I need someone to do the housework for me, it just seems to be neverending today!!

I’d do it top to bottom spick and span for a nice brew and some chocolate hobnobs

You're on !

Sorted, I can taste the melted chocolate already "
how strong do you like your tea ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back,neck and bum cheek massage

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
over a year ago

honeysuckle lane

A foot massage

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"I need someone to do the housework for me, it just seems to be neverending today!! "

1x BJ=1x clean house! X

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish


"Back,neck and bum cheek massage "

Haven’t had someone do that for me in years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A smoothie smooch full of kisses and extras

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire

A rusty trombone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Back,neck and bum cheek massage

Haven’t had someone do that for me in years. "

I'll make you a deal, you do mine first and if I haven't fallen asleep by the end , I'll do the same for you

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish


"Back,neck and bum cheek massage

Haven’t had someone do that for me in years.

I'll make you a deal, you do mine first and if I haven't fallen asleep by the end , I'll do the same for you "

That’s what she said last time

Sound asleep, I couldn’t be bad after that so quietly watched some tv.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

I need some mojo.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Probably antibiotics, but I'm stubborn.

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By *luefire2Couple
over a year ago

just somewhere around here

A new left eye! I have eye surgery in a months time.

Mrs R

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"A new left eye! I have eye surgery in a months time.

Mrs R"

Oh fingers crossed it goes well for you x

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

A hair dresser.

Mrs

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By *J the bullMan
over a year ago

Washington


"A new left eye! I have eye surgery in a months time.

Mrs R"

Wishing you all the best this time last year I was essentially blind..detached retina in my right eye and severe cataract and dislocated lens in the left.. 5 surgeries later my eyesight is restored.. its scary but can work x

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

Cock... Preferably 8"+ and HHHAAARRRRDDDD!

While the vibrating dildo is charging...

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By *J the bullMan
over a year ago

Washington

I just need to get my restless head in order..

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire

A truly mind body and soul experience, been far too long! X

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By *luefire2Couple
over a year ago

just somewhere around here


"A new left eye! I have eye surgery in a months time.

Mrs R

Wishing you all the best this time last year I was essentially blind..detached retina in my right eye and severe cataract and dislocated lens in the left.. 5 surgeries later my eyesight is restored.. its scary but can work x"

Thanks, this is trabeculectomy surgery, fun stuff!

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By *cLovin2Man
over a year ago

London

I could do with a big platter of something tasty for dinner.

I'd accept one of the tastier lady's on the platter.

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By *entakuruMan
over a year ago

Exeter

A sexy woman to send me a DM and ask if I fancy a shag when I knock off work at 7pm... Chance would be a fine thing, but I live in hope....

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

Food I'm starving but as luck would have it I'm in my fav pub restaurant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need someone to do the housework for me, it just seems to be neverending today!!

I’d do it top to bottom spick and span for a nice brew and some chocolate hobnobs

You're on !

Sorted, I can taste the melted chocolate already how strong do you like your tea ? "

Builders tea strong no sugar please

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"I need someone to do the housework for me, it just seems to be neverending today!!

I’d do it top to bottom spick and span for a nice brew and some chocolate hobnobs

You're on !

Sorted, I can taste the melted chocolate already how strong do you like your tea ?

Builders tea strong no sugar please "

Done help yourself to the hobnobs

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By *ore_Please81Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Foot and back rub (non sexual) x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need someone to do the housework for me, it just seems to be neverending today!!

I’d do it top to bottom spick and span for a nice brew and some chocolate hobnobs

You're on !

Sorted, I can taste the melted chocolate already how strong do you like your tea ?

Builders tea strong no sugar please

Done help yourself to the hobnobs "

“On my way dear” in a ms doubtfire voice

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

full body massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A foot and leg massage and a few hours sleep before the mayhem of work later tonight

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"I need someone to do the housework for me, it just seems to be neverending today!!

I’d do it top to bottom spick and span for a nice brew and some chocolate hobnobs

You're on !

Sorted, I can taste the melted chocolate already how strong do you like your tea ?

Builders tea strong no sugar please

Done help yourself to the hobnobs

“On my way dear” in a ms doubtfire voice "

Brilliant!

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By *onkey 2023Man
over a year ago

Cross Hands

Time, relaxation and good company

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By *J the bullMan
over a year ago

Washington


"A new left eye! I have eye surgery in a months time.

Mrs R

Wishing you all the best this time last year I was essentially blind..detached retina in my right eye and severe cataract and dislocated lens in the left.. 5 surgeries later my eyesight is restored.. its scary but can work x

Thanks, this is trabeculectomy surgery, fun stuff! "

Good luck and do as they tell you. I didn't at first leading to two extra ops

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By *leasingmyhubsCouple
over a year ago

Holbeach

My meet to actually be there and looking like his plcs!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice big hug as I walk through the door and nice dinner on the go. Unfortunately my plants don't provide either... sigh

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By *aseylee324Couple
over a year ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

A nice cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An Endoscopy....apparently

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
over a year ago

Pontypool


"Cup of tea and lemon drizzle cake"

Make it a cup of tea and a cream bun

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
over a year ago

Pontypool


"A how you doing would be nice. "

How are you doing Minxxy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This sore throat/bad chest/cough to go away it’s been 17 days now ffs

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By *inxy777Woman
over a year ago

essex


"A how you doing would be nice.

How are you doing Minxxy?"

Bad day, but much better now. Thank you x

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

The world to stop for a short while. It's not been a good week thus far, need time to process.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To see someone who doesn't want to see me

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage


"To see someone who doesn't want to see me "
awwww thats sad i kinda want that too but have given up

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By *orcester-guyMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"I need someone to do the housework for me, it just seems to be neverending today!! "

My first meet up

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish


"To see someone who doesn't want to see me "

Awww. That’s rough, but just have to persuade yourself that they can’t see your worth and someone else will.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

[Removed by poster at 16/04/24 19:25:15]

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Cup of tea and lemon drizzle cake

Make it a cup of tea and a cream bun

"

It’s almost like you read my mind

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By *luefire2Couple
over a year ago

just somewhere around here


"A new left eye! I have eye surgery in a months time.

Mrs R

Wishing you all the best this time last year I was essentially blind..detached retina in my right eye and severe cataract and dislocated lens in the left.. 5 surgeries later my eyesight is restored.. its scary but can work x

Thanks, this is trabeculectomy surgery, fun stuff!

Good luck and do as they tell you. I didn't at first leading to two extra ops "

Lol thanks, I am gonna put my feet up and do exactly as I am told! Hubby will be my nurse!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"To see someone who doesn't want to see me "

Hugs lovely, I know how much that hurts xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd quite like someone to come and straighten my hair whilst i eat 'pringles' and watch my fave TV

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By *risxbrisxMan
over a year ago

Bristol

A piss but cba to get off sofa becuse I'm comfy lol

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Someone to bring me a cup of tea and biscuits would be nice. I can repay by you choosing what to watch without argument

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sunshine like most have said here

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By *J the bullMan
over a year ago

Washington


"The world to stop for a short while. It's not been a good week thus far, need time to process. "

Exactly that

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By *cLovin2Man
over a year ago

London


"I'd quite like someone to come and straighten my hair whilst i eat 'pringles' and watch my fave TV "

You do realise pringles are complete garbage, they're not even made of potato, but corn waste.

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Naked woman to come cook some chips

I would but had quarter of bottle of jd hic x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd quite like someone to come and straighten my hair whilst i eat 'pringles' and watch my fave TV "
straighten your hair

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By *endalshaggersCouple
over a year ago

Lake District

To wash the pots but can't be bothered x

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

My own house to live in, as opposed to renting one.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

A tumbledryer that doesnt smoke!

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By *reachersdaughterWoman
over a year ago

Someplace

Someone to clean my room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her beautiful face, smile and energy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Money. It would solve all of my problems.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken wings and a McFlurry

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By *uctifanoWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I would like someone to cut my Battenburg Cake. You know, without them ruining the square sponge corners, keeping it all linear and in shape."

Now I’ve had the large gin I’d rather like this (gun no longer required )

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By *oss5Man
over a year ago

bellshill

Someone to watch me on cam turn me on while I explode

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few free hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd quite like someone to come and straighten my hair whilst i eat 'pringles' and watch my fave TV

You do realise pringles are complete garbage, they're not even made of potato, but corn waste.

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i eat well, i can afford the odd bit of trash

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over a year ago


"I'd quite like someone to come and straighten my hair whilst i eat 'pringles' and watch my fave TV straighten your hair "

Why you laughing it's a serious matter! I have a lot of hair lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To get off my ass and go to bed. Oh well, just one more episode...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A back rub.

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By *cLovin2Man
over a year ago

London


"I'd quite like someone to come and straighten my hair whilst i eat 'pringles' and watch my fave TV straighten your hair

Why you laughing it's a serious matter! I have a lot of hair lol"

What TV would you watch whilst your hair is straightened?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice hard massage with hot oils

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By *quirrel!Man
over a year ago

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"I need someone to do the housework for me, it just seems to be neverending today!! "

Love housework! What needs doing?

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By *quirrel!Man
over a year ago

L


"A back rub. "

Would be happy to volunteer x

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By *quirrel!Man
over a year ago

L


"I'd quite like someone to come and straighten my hair whilst i eat 'pringles' and watch my fave TV "

What’s your fave TV program?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The small of her back, preferably with the rest of her haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A back rub. "

On my way haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good night sleep.

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

Ipswich


"A good night sleep. "

Half bottle of jd gone

Methinks sleep won’t be problem hic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd quite like someone to come and straighten my hair whilst i eat 'pringles' and watch my fave TV straighten your hair

Why you laughing it's a serious matter! I have a lot of hair lol

What TV would you watch whilst your hair is straightened?"

MAFS!!

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"I'd quite like someone to come and straighten my hair whilst i eat 'pringles' and watch my fave TV straighten your hair

Why you laughing it's a serious matter! I have a lot of hair lol

What TV would you watch whilst your hair is straightened?

MAFS!! "

I'll straighten your hair if it's the Australian one

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

A B hug.

J

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Dry hair.. I'm going to bed with it wet. Damn.

Also, a naked cuddle with a loved one would be nice, maybe a snog and a fingering. Or lazy spoon sex.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

The energy to go and have a shower.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dry hair.. I'm going to bed with it wet. Damn.

Also, a naked cuddle with a loved one would be nice, maybe a snog and a fingering. Or lazy spoon sex. "

Big spoon or little spoon?

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Head ache so paracetamol and alker seltzer be good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good, hard fuck, if I'm being brutally honest

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By *hatty_Guy22Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Someone under my desk sucking the stress away! And a coffee if feeling generous!!

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By *ervent X KissMan
over a year ago

Chi Harbour


"To find the secret to eating chocolate without putting on weight "

Don’t swallow!

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By *hatty_Guy22Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Oohh.. to get a cheeky photo like!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A back massage

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

An Indian takeaway followed by a hug lol

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

a blow job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Fuck, a really good fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some good sex

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

…

A hug

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By *orcester-guyMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"Some good sex "

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By *orcester-guyMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"An Indian takeaway followed by a hug lol"

Indian man with Indian food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A hug "

Virtual hug sent

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By *ustJ69Man
over a year ago

Warrington

A meet.

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

France.

I get that next week.

Tennis.

I get that two weeks later, when the knee is fully done throwing its soft tissue toys out of the pram.

A bit less humid greylight would be handy too.

Luxury queer space communism - I'll have to come back to you on that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hot, flirty balls deep hard fuck!

Then a lovely dinner at a restaurant down the seafront

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By *inx000Couple
over a year ago

Manchester


"Cup of tea and lemon drizzle cake"

Must of read my mind haha

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By *inx000Couple
over a year ago

Manchester

A nice neck massage woke up with a stiff neck this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A nice neck massage woke up with a stiff neck this morning "

I had a stiff one this morning…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Fuck, a really good fuck. "

Straight to the point…. Haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new right hand please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could do with a break. Will the universe please just give me a break.

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

My e-learning to work properly

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By *rafter69Man
over a year ago

upminster

A good blow job would certainly do the trick

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By *outhwesthotwifeWoman
over a year ago

southwest

Cup of tea and a little nap

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By *ainbowCheesecakeCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Someone to cook dinner while I have a nap would be great.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex

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