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By *ympha Luxuria OP   Woman
36 weeks ago

La La Land

I need someone to do the housework for me, it just seems to be neverending today!!

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Wifi

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By *uke OzadeMan
36 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Fudge

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By *naswingdressWoman
36 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

coffee

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By *eliWoman
36 weeks ago

.

Hello IN.

I would really like some oral sex, a good latte and a cuddle.

I'm going to get one of those shortly (clue, it's the drink).

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
36 weeks ago

Reading

To be at home rather than work

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

A big hug

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
36 weeks ago

My Own Little World

To go home from work

Before I get in to anymore trouble

And for this week basically to

Fuck off

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
36 weeks ago

Leeds

The world not to be a bunch of pricks, would be handy.

The mr

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By *ot to giggleWoman
36 weeks ago

Coventry

well immediately someone who is brave and has a spare haz mat suit to go and clear out child's room now she not here - oh and a skip

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

A decent cup of tea.

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By *exymarvelMan
36 weeks ago

cardiff

A play with a lovely lady, its been a while

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By *ubzoePartyTV/TS
36 weeks ago

Haslemere

Dairy milk

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Sex with all my partners at once.

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By *parkle1974Woman
36 weeks ago

Leeds

Motivation

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By *etefromderbyMan
36 weeks ago

Derby

A sexy meeting or dm

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By *p4Fun7070Man
36 weeks ago

Leven

More sleep

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By *weetiepie99Woman
36 weeks ago

cardiff

Gin

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By *ex LutherMan
36 weeks ago

Closer than you think

My work meeting to be over and the weekend to be here!

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By *nnandElleCouple
36 weeks ago

Brackley

This headache to go away.

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
36 weeks ago

Southampton

Someone to do the washing up for ne and cook me a nice dinner

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By *nnCeeWoman
36 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Many of the things which have already been posted:

A skip in order that I may just clear my entire flat of its contents, and start again, or at least, take it all outside, and only bring back in the stuff I truly need/want...

Someone to thoroughly clean said flat whilst it's all nice and empty...

More sleep...

A tasty meal and a good coffee...

A pleasant and fulfilling fumble under the sheets with a handsome gentleman...

But most of all... a good cuddle

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By *rsteveMan
36 weeks ago

sheffield

A sexy woman to sit on my face

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

A biscuit and raisin Yorkie

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By *ee69Man
36 weeks ago

glasgow

Bacon sanny and to treat a nice girl lol

One out a two no bad

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By *sWyldWoman
36 weeks ago

Edinburgh

To find the secret to eating chocolate without putting on weight

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Hot weather and a veg patty in coco bread

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By *agatoXXXMan
36 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

8 hours sleep evrry night. It's not likely to happen though.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Warm wether for outside fun

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
36 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

Cup of tea and lemon drizzle cake

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
36 weeks ago

My Own Little World

For this Rain and wind to fuck off

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By *hriscooperMan
36 weeks ago

Warrington

Someone to sort out my back garden! No euphemism..

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By *uffnmuffCouple
36 weeks ago

London

The sunshine x

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By *arkus1812Man
36 weeks ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

A large G & T but I have to drive in an hours time

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

For it to be winter.

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By *uctifanoWoman
36 weeks ago

Glasgow

A gun… but then I’d use it so mebbe not

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By *uctifanoWoman
36 weeks ago

Glasgow


"A large G & T but I have to drive in an hours time "

That will do when I get home

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By *winging_couple300Couple
36 weeks ago

Doncaster

Hot, sunny weather

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
36 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Litre bottle of jd

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By *eroLondonMan
36 weeks ago

Mayfair

I would like someone to cut my Battenburg Cake. You know, without them ruining the square sponge corners, keeping it all linear and in shape.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
36 weeks ago

Next Door

A new job

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By *herry delightWoman
36 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

To be in bed with two guys getting spit roasted, then fuckedlicked.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Simone to run to the shop and get me coffee!

I forgotten again 2 days in a row.

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By *ea monkeyMan
36 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

To not have to deal with members of the general public

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"Simone to run to the shop and get me coffee!

I forgotten again 2 days in a row. "

Have you asked Simone?

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By *cotsguyyMan
36 weeks ago

Belfast


"To find the secret to eating chocolate without putting on weight "

Eat chocolate while having sex

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By *antas little minxWoman
36 weeks ago

essex

A how you doing would be nice.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
36 weeks ago

St Leonards

I just need the voices to stop.

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By *agnar73Man
36 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"I just need the voices to stop."

They won’t mate. Sorry.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
36 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I just need the voices to stop.

They won’t mate. Sorry."

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
36 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'd like someone to come and write the code for the 6 different projects I'm currently juggling, so I can go and lie under a duvet and try not to feel sore and glum.

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By *obin444Man
36 weeks ago

Windsor

An orgasm

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By *ee69Man
36 weeks ago

glasgow


"A how you doing would be nice. "

How you doing lol

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
36 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

I would quite like some servants. And the money to pay them!

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"I need someone to do the housework for me, it just seems to be neverending today!! "

I’d do it top to bottom spick and span for a nice brew and some chocolate hobnobs

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
36 weeks ago

Southampton


"I need someone to do the housework for me, it just seems to be neverending today!!

I’d do it top to bottom spick and span for a nice brew and some chocolate hobnobs "

You're on !

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Just finished painting the hallway….

Now task avoiding anymore painting by being on here lol

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By *ovetoedgeMan
36 weeks ago

Dunstable

Love a massage session, either way.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"I need someone to do the housework for me, it just seems to be neverending today!!

I’d do it top to bottom spick and span for a nice brew and some chocolate hobnobs

You're on !"

Sorted, I can taste the melted chocolate already

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By *TG3Man
36 weeks ago

Dorchester

To be hand fed thank you

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By *lack Orchid 0204Man
36 weeks ago

Leeds

Pictures of boobs in my inbox (+Y+)

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By *eroLondonMan
36 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Simone to run to the shop and get me coffee!

I forgotten again 2 days in a row.

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Have you asked Simone?"

More to the point - is she fit?

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
36 weeks ago

Southampton


"I need someone to do the housework for me, it just seems to be neverending today!!

I’d do it top to bottom spick and span for a nice brew and some chocolate hobnobs

You're on !

Sorted, I can taste the melted chocolate already "

how strong do you like your tea ?

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Back,neck and bum cheek massage

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By *andy CanesWoman
36 weeks ago

candy cane lane

A foot massage

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
36 weeks ago

Ayrshire


"I need someone to do the housework for me, it just seems to be neverending today!! "

1x BJ=1x clean house! X

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By *agnar73Man
36 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Back,neck and bum cheek massage "

Haven’t had someone do that for me in years.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

A smoothie smooch full of kisses and extras

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
36 weeks ago

Ayrshire

A rusty trombone!

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"Back,neck and bum cheek massage

Haven’t had someone do that for me in years. "

I'll make you a deal, you do mine first and if I haven't fallen asleep by the end , I'll do the same for you

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By *agnar73Man
36 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Back,neck and bum cheek massage

Haven’t had someone do that for me in years.

I'll make you a deal, you do mine first and if I haven't fallen asleep by the end , I'll do the same for you "

That’s what she said last time

Sound asleep, I couldn’t be bad after that so quietly watched some tv.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
36 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

I need some mojo.

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By *ad NannaWoman
36 weeks ago

East London

Probably antibiotics, but I'm stubborn.

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By *luefire2Couple
36 weeks ago

just somewhere around here

A new left eye! I have eye surgery in a months time.

Mrs R

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
36 weeks ago

Southampton


"A new left eye! I have eye surgery in a months time.

Mrs R"

Oh fingers crossed it goes well for you x

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
36 weeks ago

Leeds

A hair dresser.

Mrs

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By *J the bullMan
36 weeks ago

Washington


"A new left eye! I have eye surgery in a months time.

Mrs R"

Wishing you all the best this time last year I was essentially blind..detached retina in my right eye and severe cataract and dislocated lens in the left.. 5 surgeries later my eyesight is restored.. its scary but can work x

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
36 weeks ago

Maidstone

Cock... Preferably 8"+ and HHHAAARRRRDDDD!

While the vibrating dildo is charging...

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By *J the bullMan
36 weeks ago

Washington

I just need to get my restless head in order..

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
36 weeks ago

Ayrshire

A truly mind body and soul experience, been far too long! X

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By *luefire2Couple
36 weeks ago

just somewhere around here


"A new left eye! I have eye surgery in a months time.

Mrs R

Wishing you all the best this time last year I was essentially blind..detached retina in my right eye and severe cataract and dislocated lens in the left.. 5 surgeries later my eyesight is restored.. its scary but can work x"

Thanks, this is trabeculectomy surgery, fun stuff!

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By *cLovin2Man
36 weeks ago

Reading

I could do with a big platter of something tasty for dinner.

I'd accept one of the tastier lady's on the platter.

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By *entakuruMan
36 weeks ago

Exeter

A sexy woman to send me a DM and ask if I fancy a shag when I knock off work at 7pm... Chance would be a fine thing, but I live in hope....

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By *TG3Man
36 weeks ago

Dorchester

Food I'm starving but as luck would have it I'm in my fav pub restaurant

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"I need someone to do the housework for me, it just seems to be neverending today!!

I’d do it top to bottom spick and span for a nice brew and some chocolate hobnobs

You're on !

Sorted, I can taste the melted chocolate already how strong do you like your tea ? "

Builders tea strong no sugar please

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
36 weeks ago

Southampton


"I need someone to do the housework for me, it just seems to be neverending today!!

I’d do it top to bottom spick and span for a nice brew and some chocolate hobnobs

You're on !

Sorted, I can taste the melted chocolate already how strong do you like your tea ?

Builders tea strong no sugar please "

Done help yourself to the hobnobs

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By *ore_Please81Woman
36 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Foot and back rub (non sexual) x

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By *elboy1978Man
36 weeks ago

Fellgate

I need sex

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"I need someone to do the housework for me, it just seems to be neverending today!!

I’d do it top to bottom spick and span for a nice brew and some chocolate hobnobs

You're on !

Sorted, I can taste the melted chocolate already how strong do you like your tea ?

Builders tea strong no sugar please

Done help yourself to the hobnobs "

“On my way dear” in a ms doubtfire voice

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By *avexxMan
36 weeks ago

cheshire

full body massage

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By *ularliWoman
36 weeks ago

Worcester

A foot and leg massage and a few hours sleep before the mayhem of work later tonight

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
36 weeks ago

Southampton


"I need someone to do the housework for me, it just seems to be neverending today!!

I’d do it top to bottom spick and span for a nice brew and some chocolate hobnobs

You're on !

Sorted, I can taste the melted chocolate already how strong do you like your tea ?

Builders tea strong no sugar please

Done help yourself to the hobnobs

“On my way dear” in a ms doubtfire voice "

Brilliant!

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By *onkey 2023Man
36 weeks ago

Cross Hands

Time, relaxation and good company

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By *J the bullMan
36 weeks ago

Washington


"A new left eye! I have eye surgery in a months time.

Mrs R

Wishing you all the best this time last year I was essentially blind..detached retina in my right eye and severe cataract and dislocated lens in the left.. 5 surgeries later my eyesight is restored.. its scary but can work x

Thanks, this is trabeculectomy surgery, fun stuff! "

Good luck and do as they tell you. I didn't at first leading to two extra ops

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By *leasingmyhubsCouple
36 weeks ago

Holbeach

My meet to actually be there and looking like his plcs!!!

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By *hrek101Man
36 weeks ago

Herts

A nice big hug as I walk through the door and nice dinner on the go. Unfortunately my plants don't provide either... sigh

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By *aseylee324Couple
36 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

A nice cup of tea

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By * and M lookingCouple
36 weeks ago

Worcester

An Endoscopy....apparently

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
36 weeks ago

Pontypool


"Cup of tea and lemon drizzle cake"

Make it a cup of tea and a cream bun

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
36 weeks ago

Pontypool


"A how you doing would be nice. "

How are you doing Minxxy?

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By *929Man
36 weeks ago

newcastle

This sore throat/bad chest/cough to go away it’s been 17 days now ffs

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By *antas little minxWoman
36 weeks ago

essex


"A how you doing would be nice.

How are you doing Minxxy?"

Bad day, but much better now. Thank you x

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By *emorefridaCouple
36 weeks ago

La la land

The world to stop for a short while. It's not been a good week thus far, need time to process.

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
36 weeks ago

London

To see someone who doesn't want to see me

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By *TG3Man
36 weeks ago

Dorchester


"To see someone who doesn't want to see me "
awwww thats sad i kinda want that too but have given up

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By *ove2-lickMan
36 weeks ago

Worcester


"I need someone to do the housework for me, it just seems to be neverending today!! "

My first meet up

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By *agnar73Man
36 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"To see someone who doesn't want to see me "

Awww. That’s rough, but just have to persuade yourself that they can’t see your worth and someone else will.

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By *irtydevil666Man
36 weeks ago

bristol

[Removed by poster at 16/04/24 19:25:15]

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
36 weeks ago

Gloucestershire


"Cup of tea and lemon drizzle cake

Make it a cup of tea and a cream bun

"

It’s almost like you read my mind

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By *luefire2Couple
36 weeks ago

just somewhere around here


"A new left eye! I have eye surgery in a months time.

Mrs R

Wishing you all the best this time last year I was essentially blind..detached retina in my right eye and severe cataract and dislocated lens in the left.. 5 surgeries later my eyesight is restored.. its scary but can work x

Thanks, this is trabeculectomy surgery, fun stuff!

Good luck and do as they tell you. I didn't at first leading to two extra ops "

Lol thanks, I am gonna put my feet up and do exactly as I am told! Hubby will be my nurse!

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
36 weeks ago

Southampton


"To see someone who doesn't want to see me "

Hugs lovely, I know how much that hurts xx

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

I'd quite like someone to come and straighten my hair whilst i eat 'pringles' and watch my fave TV

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By *risxbrisxMan
36 weeks ago

Bristol

A piss but cba to get off sofa becuse I'm comfy lol

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By *edeWoman
36 weeks ago

the abyss

Someone to bring me a cup of tea and biscuits would be nice. I can repay by you choosing what to watch without argument

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Sunshine like most have said here

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By *J the bullMan
36 weeks ago

Washington


"The world to stop for a short while. It's not been a good week thus far, need time to process. "

Exactly that

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By *cLovin2Man
36 weeks ago

Reading


"I'd quite like someone to come and straighten my hair whilst i eat 'pringles' and watch my fave TV "

You do realise pringles are complete garbage, they're not even made of potato, but corn waste.

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
36 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Naked woman to come cook some chips

I would but had quarter of bottle of jd hic x

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"I'd quite like someone to come and straighten my hair whilst i eat 'pringles' and watch my fave TV "
straighten your hair

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By *endalshaggersCouple
36 weeks ago

Kendal

To wash the pots but can't be bothered x

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
36 weeks ago

Horsham

My own house to live in, as opposed to renting one.

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By *estarossa.Woman
36 weeks ago

Flagrante

A tumbledryer that doesnt smoke!

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By *andynecklaceWoman
36 weeks ago

Someplace

Someone to clean my room

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Her beautiful face, smile and energy

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Money. It would solve all of my problems.

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By *rispyDuckMan
36 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Chicken wings and a McFlurry

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By *uctifanoWoman
36 weeks ago

Glasgow


"I would like someone to cut my Battenburg Cake. You know, without them ruining the square sponge corners, keeping it all linear and in shape."

Now I’ve had the large gin I’d rather like this (gun no longer required )

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By *oss5Man
36 weeks ago

bellshill

Someone to watch me on cam turn me on while I explode

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By *issBellaWoman
36 weeks ago

Wales

A few free hours

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"I'd quite like someone to come and straighten my hair whilst i eat 'pringles' and watch my fave TV

You do realise pringles are complete garbage, they're not even made of potato, but corn waste.

"

i eat well, i can afford the odd bit of trash

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"I'd quite like someone to come and straighten my hair whilst i eat 'pringles' and watch my fave TV straighten your hair "

Why you laughing it's a serious matter! I have a lot of hair lol

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

To get off my ass and go to bed. Oh well, just one more episode...

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
36 weeks ago

Essex

A back rub.

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By *cLovin2Man
36 weeks ago

Reading


"I'd quite like someone to come and straighten my hair whilst i eat 'pringles' and watch my fave TV straighten your hair

Why you laughing it's a serious matter! I have a lot of hair lol"

What TV would you watch whilst your hair is straightened?

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By *onnyBgoodXXXMan
36 weeks ago

NEWCASTLE UPON TYNE

Nice hard massage with hot oils

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By *quirrel!Man
36 weeks ago

Nearby


"I need someone to do the housework for me, it just seems to be neverending today!! "

Love housework! What needs doing?

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By *quirrel!Man
36 weeks ago

Nearby


"A back rub. "

Would be happy to volunteer x

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By *quirrel!Man
36 weeks ago

Nearby


"I'd quite like someone to come and straighten my hair whilst i eat 'pringles' and watch my fave TV "

What’s your fave TV program?

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

The small of her back, preferably with the rest of her haha

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By *onnyBgoodXXXMan
36 weeks ago

NEWCASTLE UPON TYNE


"A back rub. "

On my way haha

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

A good night sleep.

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
36 weeks ago

My Own Little World


"A good night sleep. "

Half bottle of jd gone

Methinks sleep won’t be problem hic

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36 weeks ago


"I'd quite like someone to come and straighten my hair whilst i eat 'pringles' and watch my fave TV straighten your hair

Why you laughing it's a serious matter! I have a lot of hair lol

What TV would you watch whilst your hair is straightened?"

MAFS!!

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By *illy IdolMan
36 weeks ago

Midlands


"I'd quite like someone to come and straighten my hair whilst i eat 'pringles' and watch my fave TV straighten your hair

Why you laughing it's a serious matter! I have a lot of hair lol

What TV would you watch whilst your hair is straightened?

MAFS!! "

I'll straighten your hair if it's the Australian one

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
36 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

A B hug.

J

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By *reya73Woman
36 weeks ago

Whitley Bay

Dry hair.. I'm going to bed with it wet. Damn.

Also, a naked cuddle with a loved one would be nice, maybe a snog and a fingering. Or lazy spoon sex.

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By *ou only live onceMan
36 weeks ago

London

The energy to go and have a shower.

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By *onnyBgoodXXXMan
36 weeks ago

NEWCASTLE UPON TYNE


"Dry hair.. I'm going to bed with it wet. Damn.

Also, a naked cuddle with a loved one would be nice, maybe a snog and a fingering. Or lazy spoon sex. "

Big spoon or little spoon?

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
36 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Head ache so paracetamol and alker seltzer be good

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By *orny-DJMan
36 weeks ago

Leigh-on-Sea

A good, hard fuck, if I'm being brutally honest

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By *hatty_Guy22Man
36 weeks ago

Newcastle

Someone under my desk sucking the stress away! And a coffee if feeling generous!!

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By *ervent X KissMan
36 weeks ago

Portsmouth


"To find the secret to eating chocolate without putting on weight "

Don’t swallow!

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By *hatty_Guy22Man
36 weeks ago

Newcastle

Oohh.. to get a cheeky photo like!

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

A back massage

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
36 weeks ago

Southampton

An Indian takeaway followed by a hug lol

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By *irtydanMan
36 weeks ago

Blackpool

a blow job

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By *herry delightWoman
35 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

A Fuck, a really good fuck.

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By *ularliWoman
35 weeks ago

Worcester

Some good sex

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
35 weeks ago

Newcastle

A hug

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By *ove2-lickMan
35 weeks ago

Worcester


"Some good sex "

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By *ove2-lickMan
35 weeks ago

Worcester


"An Indian takeaway followed by a hug lol"

Indian man with Indian food

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago


"A hug "

Virtual hug sent

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By *ustJ69Man
35 weeks ago

Warrington

A meet.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
35 weeks ago

St Leonards

France.

I get that next week.

Tennis.

I get that two weeks later, when the knee is fully done throwing its soft tissue toys out of the pram.

A bit less humid greylight would be handy too.

Luxury queer space communism - I'll have to come back to you on that one.

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By *rispyDuckMan
35 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

A hot, flirty balls deep hard fuck!

Then a lovely dinner at a restaurant down the seafront

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By *inx000Couple
35 weeks ago

Manchester


"Cup of tea and lemon drizzle cake"

Must of read my mind haha

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By *inx000Couple
35 weeks ago

Manchester

A nice neck massage woke up with a stiff neck this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago


"A nice neck massage woke up with a stiff neck this morning "

I had a stiff one this morning…

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago


"A Fuck, a really good fuck. "

Straight to the point…. Haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

A new right hand please

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

I could do with a break. Will the universe please just give me a break.

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By *orphia2003Woman
35 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

My e-learning to work properly

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By *rafter69Man
35 weeks ago

upminster

A good blow job would certainly do the trick

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By *outhwesthotwifeWoman
35 weeks ago

southwest

Cup of tea and a little nap

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By *ainbowCheesecakeCouple
35 weeks ago

Northampton

Someone to cook dinner while I have a nap would be great.

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Sex

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