FabSwingers.com forum: Why oh why oh why.........?

By *ealitybites OP Man
31 weeks ago

Belfast

... would you want to meet me and what are you offering in exchange for the privilege?

On the flip side, rather than miss out on commenting, why would you not want to meet me and what are you offering to avoid doing so?

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By *educing_EmCouple
31 weeks ago

Tipperary

Hmmmm, because I like your voice and I think you'd be interesting.

I can bring you some freshly baked brown bread?

I'm clearly very exciting

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By *ealitybites OP Man
31 weeks ago

Belfast

"Hmmmm, because I like your voice and I think you'd be interesting.

I can bring you some freshly baked brown bread?

I'm clearly very exciting

Any jam?

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By *aizyWoman
31 weeks ago

west midlands

Because you are an interesting man and I'd like to go hiking with you. Well, I say go hiking with you, I'd wait in a cozy pub while you went on a hike, keep a seat for you for when you get back! And I would bring doughnuts.

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By *ealitybites OP Man
31 weeks ago

Belfast

"Because you are an interesting man and I'd like to go hiking with you. Well, I say go hiking with you, I'd wait in a cozy pub while you went on a hike, keep a seat for you for when you get back! And I would bring doughnuts."

Already I'm sensing a food theme

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By *educing_EmCouple
31 weeks ago

Tipperary

"Hmmmm, because I like your voice and I think you'd be interesting.

I can bring you some freshly baked brown bread?

I'm clearly very exciting

Any jam?

I can bring jam

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By *agnar73Man
31 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"... would you want to meet me and what are you offering in exchange for the privilege?

On the flip side, rather than miss out on commenting, why would you not want to meet me and what are you offering to avoid doing so?

Nothing bud I’m just here for the lovely ladies

I don’t mind, ‘here I am girls’ type threads, I commend the bravado to do so, but can’t have you stealing all their atttention

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By *ealitybites OP Man
31 weeks ago

Belfast

"... would you want to meet me and what are you offering in exchange for the privilege?

On the flip side, rather than miss out on commenting, why would you not want to meet me and what are you offering to avoid doing so?

Nothing bud I’m just here for the lovely ladies

I don’t mind, ‘here I am girls’ type threads, I commend the bravado to do so, but can’t have you stealing all their atttention

Settle yourself and have a jam sammich..

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By *ot to giggleWoman
31 weeks ago

Coventry

Mmmm ill not meet you cause I not got a plane ticket to Ireland. And the donuts would get stale.

I get lost driving 100 miles, my sat nav would have a 'redirecting' nightmare,

and it involves water!

Gosh sorry now eaten donuts to self comfort

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

Belfast..Kent

Distance

Never spoken to you vice versa

Mainly distance puts me off meeting anyone who is a 500m round trip or more.

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By *agnar73Man
31 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"... would you want to meet me and what are you offering in exchange for the privilege?

On the flip side, rather than miss out on commenting, why would you not want to meet me and what are you offering to avoid doing so?

Nothing bud I’m just here for the lovely ladies

I don’t mind, ‘here I am girls’ type threads, I commend the bravado to do so, but can’t have you stealing all their atttention

Settle yourself and have a jam sammich.."

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

"... would you want to meet me and what are you offering in exchange for the privilege?

On the flip side, rather than miss out on commenting, why would you not want to meet me and what are you offering to avoid doing so?

Nothing bud I’m just here for the lovely ladies

I don’t mind, ‘here I am girls’ type threads, I commend the bravado to do so, but can’t have you stealing all their atttention

So true

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By *aveboygreen3rdCouple
31 weeks ago

this town

"Mmmm ill not meet you cause I not got a plane ticket to Ireland. And the donuts would get stale.

I get lost driving 100 miles, my sat nav would have a 'redirecting' nightmare,

and it involves water!

Gosh sorry now eaten donuts to self comfort "

I’ve been looking for you on and off all morning giggle , love your pics

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By *ealitybites OP Man
31 weeks ago

Belfast

"Mmmm ill not meet you cause I not got a plane ticket to Ireland. And the donuts would get stale.

I get lost driving 100 miles, my sat nav would have a 'redirecting' nightmare,

and it involves water!

Gosh sorry now eaten donuts to self comfort "

I'll mark that down as "not worth flying or swimming for"

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By *ealitybites OP Man
31 weeks ago

Belfast

"Mmmm ill not meet you cause I not got a plane ticket to Ireland. And the donuts would get stale.

I get lost driving 100 miles, my sat nav would have a 'redirecting' nightmare,

and it involves water!

Gosh sorry now eaten donuts to self comfort

I’ve been looking for you on and off all morning giggle , love your pics"

My eyes are up here..^^

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By *ealitybites OP Man
31 weeks ago

Belfast

So that's two that would, two that wouldn't and an undecided.

Much better response than expected

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

Looked at your profile and the one and only reason I wouldn't meet you is the distance

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By *parkle1974Woman
31 weeks ago

Leeds

I think you'd be up for a challenge....I'm definitely a challenge

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By *weetiepie99Woman
31 weeks ago

cardiff

I wouldn't as you are not up for meeting anyone new.

I'd offer you a Gavin and Stacey tour around Barry Island.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
31 weeks ago

Coventry

"Mmmm ill not meet you cause I not got a plane ticket to Ireland. And the donuts would get stale.

I get lost driving 100 miles, my sat nav would have a 'redirecting' nightmare,

and it involves water!

Gosh sorry now eaten donuts to self comfort

I’ve been looking for you on and off all morning giggle , love your pics"

hey daveboy .... and you found me in chat too xxx

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By *ot to giggleWoman
31 weeks ago

Coventry

"Mmmm ill not meet you cause I not got a plane ticket to Ireland. And the donuts would get stale.

I get lost driving 100 miles, my sat nav would have a 'redirecting' nightmare,

and it involves water!

Gosh sorry now eaten donuts to self comfort

I'll mark that down as "not worth flying or swimming for"

mark it down as stressing about the flying and swimmming for !!!!

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By *ealitybites OP Man
31 weeks ago

Belfast

"I think you'd be up for a challenge....I'm definitely a challenge

Are we talking University Challenge or Challenge Anneka?

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

Who doesn't love a good challenge??

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By *parkle1974Woman
31 weeks ago

Leeds

"I think you'd be up for a challenge....I'm definitely a challenge

Are we talking University Challenge or Challenge Anneka?

Anneka....I love helicopters

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By *offiaCoolWoman
31 weeks ago

Kidsgrove

In theory I would meet you. Your profile is awesome, your photos are fabulous, I remember the voice video you did which sounded lovely and was funny, your forum persona is great too.

All irrelevant because I am not even meeting anymore, but just wanted to add a number to your fanclub

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By *nnCeeWoman
31 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"... would you want to meet me and what are you offering in exchange for the privilege?

On the flip side, rather than miss out on commenting, why would you not want to meet me and what are you offering to avoid doing so?

If I came to Belfast, I'd meet you for a coffee, if you decided you were up for meeting. I like your profile, it's unique and the pictures are thoughtful.

I'll buy the coffee.

As others have said...Belfast...

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
31 weeks ago

Wirral.

I'd meet you, good sir.

We'd have a damn good laugh without worry of faux offence on either part.

Plus, I could stock up on Kimberly biccies while I was over there

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By *ad NannaWoman
31 weeks ago

East London

Want to: nice penis, wouldn't mind it in my arse.

Wouldn't want to: too far and I don't like flying.

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

Want to: you're intriguing.

Wouldn't want to: I've had enough rejection this year.

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By *eroLondonMan
31 weeks ago

Covent Garden

Bumping this for the hits.

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By *ris GrayMan
31 weeks ago

Dorchester

I'd love another trip to Belfast I'll start saving for it

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By *rHotNottsMan
31 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Would : you seem interesting/authentic/challenging

Would not: I generally only meet guys for 3-somes and one condition is that I am confident I could have them in a fight if they got wierd

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
31 weeks ago

St Leonards

I'd be avoiding because you're a willy creature and willy creatures aren't my thing, but on the other hand I think I can recognise a tasty willy creature that those who like willy creatures would certainly enjoy time with.

You look good, you think good.

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By *ealitybites OP Man
31 weeks ago

Belfast

Isn't it funny how some want to meet me for the same reasons that others don't

I'll add you all to my Christmas card list

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
31 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Isn't it funny how some want to meet me for the same reasons that others don't

I'll add you all to my Christmas card list

Promising Christmas cards scared us all away....

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By *eroLondonMan
31 weeks ago

Covent Garden

If the OP can send me a festive eCard then I'll happily accept that.

Or he can hand it to me personally on a USB drive when he's next in London.

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By *ealitybites OP Man
31 weeks ago

Belfast

"If the OP can send me a festive eCard then I'll happily accept that.

Or he can hand it to me personally on a USB drive when he's next in London.

That's all too advanced for me.

What about a floppy?

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By *ot to giggleWoman
31 weeks ago

Coventry

"If the OP can send me a festive eCard then I'll happily accept that.

Or he can hand it to me personally on a USB drive when he's next in London.

That's all too advanced for me.

What about a floppy? "

yea that would loose your captive audience

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By *ealitybites OP Man
31 weeks ago

Belfast

"If the OP can send me a festive eCard then I'll happily accept that.

Or he can hand it to me personally on a USB drive when he's next in London.

That's all too advanced for me.

What about a floppy?

yea that would loose your captive audience

Tough crowd

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By *eroLondonMan
31 weeks ago

Covent Garden

"If the OP can send me a festive eCard then I'll happily accept that.

Or he can hand it to me personally on a USB drive when he's next in London.

That's all too advanced for me.

What about a floppy? "

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Fine! Make it the Verbatim™ 3.5" disc. It's much more rigid than the 5.25" variety.

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By *eroLondonMan
31 weeks ago

Covent Garden

Bumping this for the OP.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
31 weeks ago

Essex

I wouldn’t want to meet you OP. You don’t suffer fools & I’m a huge fool.

Frankly - you scare the shit out of me

But then I’m a fool who loves a challenge so maybe I would like to meet you.

God I even confuse myself…

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
31 weeks ago

Essex

Point proven.

I can’t offer anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

I don’t care either way. So I’m offering you a full chicken at Nandos and you can decide to come or not.

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By *andybeachWoman
31 weeks ago

In the middle

Would : have admired your pics for quite a while

Wouldn’t : not had a passport since 2012 so no chance of leaving this island

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By *ealitybites OP Man
31 weeks ago

Belfast

So I'm basically the fab forum marmite man?

Interesting, challenging, scary and in need of a good feed if the food offerings are anything to go by?

Thank you all for contributing and for Nero with his pom poms on the sideline.

I have taken everything said under consideration and and will carry on being me

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
31 weeks ago

London

I'm a good kisser. Tempted?

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By *andybeachWoman
31 weeks ago

In the middle

"So I'm basically the fab forum marmite man?

Interesting, challenging, scary and in need of a good feed if the food offerings are anything to go by?

Thank you all for contributing and for Nero with his pom poms on the sideline.

I have taken everything said under consideration and and will carry on being me

That really is the best thing to do

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By *eroLondonMan
31 weeks ago

Covent Garden

"Would : have admired your pics for quite a while

Wouldn’t : not had a passport since 2012 so no chance of leaving this island

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The OP is an ambassador of love... Grant upon him an audience and he'll travel to you.

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