FabSwingers.com forum: Do you want to have sex today?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’ll go first- I do.

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

Yea! You keen?

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By *uncouple153Couple
over a year ago

Abergavenny

Already had it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yea! You keen?

Oh hey Molly

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I thought you had a cold!

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By *ractorlad3800Man
over a year ago

derbyshire

I wouldn’t mind it

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Hampshire

Thanks for asking, but not today. (Well, I do actually, but I can't

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought you had a cold!"

I do. I’m a terribly terribly difficult man to keep down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn’t say no

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By *heonixrising500Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

Would love to xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m not offering though. Just saying

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By *otfun999Man
over a year ago

Scotland

Id never say no

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By *hristopherd999Man
over a year ago

Brentwood

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to later with my 42dd gf... x

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By *empest2KMan
over a year ago

Derby

I'd say it depends who it's with

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By *beeMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Yep, it's been a while!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to later with my 42dd gf... x

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

"Yea! You keen?

Oh hey Molly

Hey Mr Pickle x

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By *histlerMan
over a year ago

Guildford

Yeah, why not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks for asking, but not today. (Well, I do actually, but I can't

I still would

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I'm still thinking about it whether I should just too make things clear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its been a long long time, so even a hint of sex would be great.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does a bear shit in the woods?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, all the time, and I should be working. This site is driving me crazy

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By *unlovin72Man
over a year ago

BARNSLEY

Yes free and no takers

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By *abuma65Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

I want it every day that has a Y in it

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Don’t know, see how I feel.

The mr

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By *rgasmicChemistryCouple
over a year ago

east coast

Yep I would like it everyday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does a bear shit in the woods?"
i don’t even know Joeseph

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes, all the time, and I should be working. This site is driving me crazy

"
veronica I would so do you

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I thought you had a cold!

I do. I’m a terribly terribly difficult man to keep down

An ex colleagues husband used to become almost insatiable if he was taking cold remedies.

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By *rill PhilMan
over a year ago

Crediton

Currently saving myself for Thursday/Friday

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

No. I have man flu.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must say I do feel a little fruity

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan
over a year ago

louth

That would be nice! In a big warm bed listening to the rain on the window!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought you had a cold!

I do. I’m a terribly terribly difficult man to keep down

An ex colleagues husband used to become almost insatiable if he was taking cold remedies.

"
I’m the ex colleague’s husband

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Snotty sex isn't sexy though.

Sweaty, slippery, sliding sex and limbs entangled, bodies explored with hunger and lust for another? Great. Snotty, not so much.

Anyway, yes I do because clearly I'm aiming to have my cunt aching in a pleasurable way constantly over the next few weeks. I'm at the feral stage of taking myself to a nunnery soon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No. I have man flu."

Ok. I’ll just go down on you then

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I thought you had a cold!

I do. I’m a terribly terribly difficult man to keep down

An ex colleagues husband used to become almost insatiable if he was taking cold remedies.

I’m the ex colleague’s husband

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Snotty sex isn't sexy though.

Sweaty, slippery, sliding sex and limbs entangled, bodies explored with hunger and lust for another? Great. Snotty, not so much.

Anyway, yes I do because clearly I'm aiming to have my cunt aching in a pleasurable way constantly over the next few weeks. I'm at the feral stage of taking myself to a nunnery soon."

I’ll do you Meli. And I can’t wait.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does a bear shit in the woods?

i don’t even know Joeseph

Yes Pickle. The answer is yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who wouldn’t every day, just the chances are very slim lol

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Snotty sex isn't sexy though.

Sweaty, slippery, sliding sex and limbs entangled, bodies explored with hunger and lust for another? Great. Snotty, not so much.

Anyway, yes I do because clearly I'm aiming to have my cunt aching in a pleasurable way constantly over the next few weeks. I'm at the feral stage of taking myself to a nunnery soon.

I’ll do you Meli. And I can’t wait. "

Do you know what I miss? The days of romanticising sex, the flowery ornate language to describe

*ucking.

Today it's been "Hey Meli, fancy being throated this weekend". "I'll do you". "My cock's hard thinking about you".

Where has the passion gone? The "Oh Meli, my loins are aflame with desire to feel that sweet caress of your lips once more upon my body that's washed with need for you".

It's a shame. Real shame.

(I have too much energy at the moment, sorry Pickle, love you.

)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Snotty sex isn't sexy though.

Sweaty, slippery, sliding sex and limbs entangled, bodies explored with hunger and lust for another? Great. Snotty, not so much.

Anyway, yes I do because clearly I'm aiming to have my cunt aching in a pleasurable way constantly over the next few weeks. I'm at the feral stage of taking myself to a nunnery soon.

I’ll do you Meli. And I can’t wait.

Do you know what I miss? The days of romanticising sex, the flowery ornate language to describe

*ucking.

Today it's been "Hey Meli, fancy being throated this weekend". "I'll do you". "My cock's hard thinking about you".

Where has the passion gone? The "Oh Meli, my loins are aflame with desire to feel that sweet caress of your lips once more upon my body that's washed with need for you".

It's a shame. Real shame.

(I have too much energy at the moment, sorry Pickle, love you.

I have never got nice messages about anyone wanting to have sex with me so can’t relate babe.

Charge it to the game

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By *J the bullMan
over a year ago

Washington

Of course I do but being a realistic....

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By *panksspankedMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

That would be nice but it's not going to happen today

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By *heelerMan
over a year ago

Northants

I do everyday well we can always dream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a trick question

It would be nice

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By *ndio24Man
over a year ago

kensington

Would love a good session today it’s been too long

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By *ongandharderMan
over a year ago

Rotherham

Chance would be a fine thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a Monday!!

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By *ongandharderMan
over a year ago

Rotherham

"On a Monday!!

Start the week off with a bang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes but I'm so out of practice and rusty

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No "
you would with me though

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"No you would with me though"

something something fifth... damn it I do actually know how law and jurisdictions work.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"No. I have man flu.

Ok. I’ll just go down on you then"

I'll try not to cough too much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not today, just want this horrid cold to go away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah. Think I’ve gone off it.

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By *layfulguy123Man
over a year ago

strat

If only someone close by haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah, not in the mood

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan
over a year ago

All over the place

Why not

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

No idea, not at this moment in time.

Mrs

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Normally yes but my throat is on fire, my head hurts and my nose is stuffy.

I think just a cuddle and some strokes is all I need

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lil hanky panky would be delightful I suppose lol

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By *hunkynGirthyMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

Yes ha who wants some cam fun pm ?

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By *endalshaggersCouple
over a year ago

Lake District

Already been fucked once

C xoxo

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By *ymbunnyfitCouple
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Have it every morning and later in evening xx

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I mean, I would like to. It up to them too though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No. I have man flu.

Ok. I’ll just go down on you then

I'll try not to cough too much."
blimey. Demanding

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Normally yes but my throat is on fire, my head hurts and my nose is stuffy.

I think just a cuddle and some strokes is all I need

MrsAbz"

I’ll stroke your back until we fall asleep

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

Yes.

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By *atchmoMan
over a year ago

Upminster

Always...

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Normally yes but my throat is on fire, my head hurts and my nose is stuffy.

I think just a cuddle and some strokes is all I need

MrsAbz

I’ll stroke your back until we fall asleep"

Thank you, strokes most gratefully accepted

MrsAbz

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Hell no ! I'm off to sit in a and e at the request of my GP , with my manky boob... I bloody love the NHS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I do and I believe it will be happening later

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I do, just trying to fit one in early evening before my visitor arrives as then it’s 10 days drought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I want to want sex today, but I’m not really feeling it. Must be getting old…

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Yes I do and I will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d be up for some of the sex today.

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By *sWyldWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

No thanks

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Up Your Frock!

I would if I could find a woman that could keep up with me!!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Been 18 months I I might forget how! Best charge up my toys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been 18 months I I might forget how! Best charge up my toys!

18 months. Wow how come? X

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Nah, can't be arsed shaving and putting proper clothes and makeup on.

Plus if someone was coming here I'd have to do a hell of a lot of cleaning and tidying and it just feels a lot of effort when my vibrator asks nothing of me and gives me almost the same result.

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

"I’ll go first- I do. "

Nice thought, but it's just a thought. God I miss regularly having sex.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

No thanks. I have a muscle spasm in my back after lugging suitcases, wicker hampers and boxes to my daughter's college rooms at uni yesterday. I can barely stand up straight, let alone writhe and undulate in carnal ecstacy. I must be getting old.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

London

Actually, no I don’t.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Been 18 months I I might forget how! Best charge up my toys!

doesn’t count

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By *andC1000Couple
over a year ago

Ashford

Already had some today. Happily have every day

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"Been 18 months I I might forget how! Best charge up my toys!

18 months. Wow how come? X

Just not been meeting ! Toys do the job without having to go to any effort lol! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been 18 months I I might forget how! Best charge up my toys!

18 months. Wow how come? X

Just not been meeting ! Toys do the job without having to go to any effort lol! X"

lol fair enough. I’m sure you must be ready for some real fun by now though. Shame you’re so far away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have had sex today thanks xx

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By *wolf91Man
over a year ago

Rowley

Would love too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Already had it

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By *oodforyou231Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Oh i would love to make someones day today

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By *ChubsMan
over a year ago

Bentley Hotel & Spa Monday 19th

Yes please... Who's offering?

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

Nah

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

London

Unrelated but I just realised I never have sex on Mondays. Hmm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, all the time, and I should be working. This site is driving me crazy

After a thorough inspection of your profile…. Yes I am

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By *KentMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

Not today. Having a lazy day.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Irritatingly I could have this morning as I had a cancellation last minute.

I am not a happy bunny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What kinda girl do u think i am?

Ok, go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have had sex today thanks xx"

How was it?

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Irritatingly I could have this morning as I had a cancellation last minute.

I am not a happy bunny."

Have a Kitkat and a wank

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

"I’ll go first- I do. "

With whom?

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"Irritatingly I could have this morning as I had a cancellation last minute.

I am not a happy bunny.

Have a Kitkat and a wank "

It's a good call

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

Will I get cake first?

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Yes

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

School run done, so that was my slim chance now down to zero.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"I’ll go first- I do. "

Want sex every day but only with

My love .

I don't get this just wanting sex

With anybody .

I enjoy have sex with more than one

Woman but if I was offer it now

I'd turn it down. Only interested in have sex. With my love .

But sadly it doesnt happen every day

Because we live apart .

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"I’ll go first- I do. "

Had it yesterday, need a few days to recover now so it's a no thanks from me.

Thanks for asking though Steve.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, feeling pretty satisfied but my mind could change by this evening

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Distracted by full balls horn, so wouldn’t say no.

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By *iss DevilWoman
over a year ago

Bedford

Nah, can't be arsed today. It's my gaming evening, after work, can't let my clannies down

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By *_elia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Yes. But I'm to fucking tired!!!

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

No. Im in the middle of my nightshifts so too tired to think about sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please haha x

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head

No. I'm quite happy just chilling. Wouldn't mind a cuddle though.

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Possibly if the opportunity arose with the right person.

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Honeysuckle lane

I actually do think the HRT have finally kicked in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, not today thank you

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"No, not today thank you "

You might not and neither am I

But I love it every time your profile

Pic pops up in forums

Beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, not today thank you

You might not and neither am I

But I love it every time your profile

Pic pops up in forums

Beautiful"

Oh thank you - I'm entranced with it, so long as it's mini avatar size

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Had it last night so i dont mind missing today

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By *elboy1978Man
over a year ago

Jarrow

Yes I want to have sex today

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By *HertsfunMan
over a year ago

Just visiting..

"Yes, all the time, and I should be working. This site is driving me crazy

Your profile does the same to me..

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By *rimal InstinctCouple
over a year ago

Carlisle

Yes I would very much. Friday you can not come soon enough.

Mrs

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I have pledged strict chastity, so no

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I have pledged strict chastity, so no

Fuck sake. Gutted.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"I have pledged strict chastity, so no

Fuck sake. Gutted."

There always tomorrow

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I have pledged strict chastity, so no

Fuck sake. Gutted."

And suddenly, just like that, I have abandoned my celibate ways….

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I'd love to

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By *inxy777Woman
over a year ago

essex

Would be nice

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By *lue NotebooksCouple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Would love to ..but I think I need a little rest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not today but definately over the weekend

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Yes, but it's not going to happen.

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By *tylebender03Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Today, tomorrow and the day after

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By *ake_or_deathMan
over a year ago

Manchester

No - I've managed to mess up my back so would be a pretty underwhelming fuck right now. And it would hurt.

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"No - I've managed to mess up my back so would be a pretty underwhelming fuck right now. And it would hurt. "

Get some painkillers in you your be fine. Well that's what I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did any1 actualy say no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did early but gone off the thought now

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"No - I've managed to mess up my back so would be a pretty underwhelming fuck right now. And it would hurt. "

Between your bad back and my bad boob we'd make a fine pair

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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago

huddersfield

Yes definitely do

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By *ChubsMan
over a year ago

Bentley Hotel & Spa Monday 19th

"I did early but gone off the thought now

That's a shame

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Did any1 actualy say no "

I said no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn’t say no to sex today

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Too cold to get undressed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll go first- I do. "

Is the, Pope. Catholic.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Yesterday i was horny but not today.

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Why? Who’s asking?

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By *mmaleiaWoman
over a year ago

Trowbridge

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why? Who’s asking?"

I’m asking. You.

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By *exycarlashane181Couple
over a year ago

Leamington Spa

Always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve changed my mind. I saw someone’s bum and now I’m all flustered

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Nope had shitty day Meh best being on my own ever had day when everything went wrong Meh

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

No, i have a headache

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"I have pledged strict chastity, so no

Celebate swingers... that's a new one?!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Why? Who’s asking?"

Exactly this

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Earlier I did, now not so much, but they'd not have to mind my hairy legs if I changed my mind again.

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

"Why? Who’s asking?

I’m asking. You. "

Ok. If I have to

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By *ot to giggleWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

yes please because i cocked up yesterday

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"I’ve changed my mind. I saw someone’s bum and now I’m all flustered

I wonder who's bum that was

I don't blame you it is gorgeous

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I could probably go for a quick nighty lifter.

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By *odevilWoman
over a year ago

exeter

I pretty much always want to have sex.

Insatiable. Rawr.

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

Yes. I want it today too

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

yes please because i cocked up yesterday "

Is this a pegging reference?

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By *huck5772Man
over a year ago

dukinfield

Always, if I could

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By *ot to giggleWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

yes please because i cocked up yesterday

Is this a pegging reference?

hahaha you wish

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I don't think it's happening today, I'm rolling solo today

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Yes

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Yes²

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Yes³

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

—end—

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