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By *usman 199 OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Stockport

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By *eavilMan
31 weeks ago

Stalybridge

Suicide

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
31 weeks ago

St Leonards

That thing you did for 25 minutes waiting for your first reply .

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By *s10biladMan
31 weeks ago

wednesbury

being d*unk in a pub

walking a cow threw the street between the hours of 10am and 7pm

being d*unk in charge of a cow

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By *arla SwingerWoman
31 weeks ago

Somewhere

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
31 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Fully consensual BDSM.

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By *arla SwingerWoman
31 weeks ago

Somewhere

1986 - it's illegal to handle a salmon whilst looking suspicious

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
31 weeks ago

St Leonards


"1986 - it's illegal to handle a salmon whilst looking suspicious "

Jesus - how can you not look suspicious?

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By *ornynorfolkguyMan
31 weeks ago

North Norfolk


"1986 - it's illegal to handle a salmon whilst looking suspicious

Jesus - how can you not look suspicious?"

Something fishy about it isn’t there

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By *heFooFuckersCouple
31 weeks ago

Glasgow

It is illegal to be a prostitut in Sienna if your name is Mary

Learned from my 10yr old as she read it out during a fun family board game

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
31 weeks ago

St Leonards


"1986 - it's illegal to handle a salmon whilst looking suspicious

Jesus - how can you not look suspicious?

Something fishy about it isn’t there "

So, I go to handle a salmon, and think "I mustn't look suspicious. Police could be watching here."

What am I GUARANTEED to do?

Yup - look around suspiciously to check I'm not being watched.

There's evil genius in that...whether you made it up or not x

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By *rucking-HellMan
31 weeks ago

Northampton

I'm sure I once read it's illegal to look at a moose from an airplane in Canada, I think, or Alaska.

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

It’s illegal to be intoxicated while in charge of a cow in Scotland.

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By *urry BlokeMan
31 weeks ago

Stalybridge


"Suicide"

Suicide isn't illegal is it?

I thought the legal line was as follows : "Suicide is not a crime but it is a crime to aid, abet, counsel or procure the suicide of another"

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By *arla SwingerWoman
31 weeks ago

Somewhere


"1986 - it's illegal to handle a salmon whilst looking suspicious

Jesus - how can you not look suspicious?

Something fishy about it isn’t there

So, I go to handle a salmon, and think "I mustn't look suspicious. Police could be watching here."

What am I GUARANTEED to do?

Yup - look around suspiciously to check I'm not being watched.

There's evil genius in that...whether you made it up or not x"

It's legit!... How do you choose to touch your salmon though?... Now there is a question? You dodgy fucker!

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
31 weeks ago

St Leonards


"1986 - it's illegal to handle a salmon whilst looking suspicious

Jesus - how can you not look suspicious?

Something fishy about it isn’t there

So, I go to handle a salmon, and think "I mustn't look suspicious. Police could be watching here."

What am I GUARANTEED to do?

Yup - look around suspiciously to check I'm not being watched.

There's evil genius in that...whether you made it up or not x

It's legit!... How do you choose to touch your salmon though?... Now there is a question? You dodgy fucker! "

Uhm...finger up the bum?

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

It's illegal to linger after a funeral.

It's illegal to dress up as a member of the armed forces if your are not one .

It's illegal to sound your car horn aggressively .

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By *arla SwingerWoman
31 weeks ago

Somewhere


"Suicide

Suicide isn't illegal is it?

I thought the legal line was as follows : "Suicide is not a crime but it is a crime to aid, abet, counsel or procure the suicide of another""

Suicide used to be an illegal crime (sadly). It's why the Samaritans was established by a Catholic priest. It was that those who took their lives by their own hand were then buried in unconsecrated ground... Obviously times have fortunately moved on! However, I was a volunteer Samaritan in my v early 20s and they were preposing to bring back the 'Brenda line'. Which was essentially women listening to depressed men talk about wanking

Unsurprisingly, this was not widely embraced

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
31 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Suicide

Suicide isn't illegal is it?

I thought the legal line was as follows : "Suicide is not a crime but it is a crime to aid, abet, counsel or procure the suicide of another"

Suicide used to be an illegal crime (sadly). It's why the Samaritans was established by a Catholic priest. It was that those who took their lives by their own hand were then buried in unconsecrated ground... Obviously times have fortunately moved on! However, I was a volunteer Samaritan in my v early 20s and they were preposing to bring back the 'Brenda line'. Which was essentially women listening to depressed men talk about wanking

Unsurprisingly, this was not widely embraced "

Exactly - FAB came along and did the work for them .

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By *lynJMan
31 weeks ago

Morden


"It's illegal to linger after a funeral.

It's illegal to dress up as a member of the armed forces if your are not one .

It's illegal to sound your car horn aggressively ."

You shouldn't sound your car horn while stationary.

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By *arla SwingerWoman
31 weeks ago

Somewhere


"Suicide

Suicide isn't illegal is it?

I thought the legal line was as follows : "Suicide is not a crime but it is a crime to aid, abet, counsel or procure the suicide of another"

Suicide used to be an illegal crime (sadly). It's why the Samaritans was established by a Catholic priest. It was that those who took their lives by their own hand were then buried in unconsecrated ground... Obviously times have fortunately moved on! However, I was a volunteer Samaritan in my v early 20s and they were preposing to bring back the 'Brenda line'. Which was essentially women listening to depressed men talk about wanking

Unsurprisingly, this was not widely embraced

Exactly - FAB came along and did the work for them ."

Not sure Fab has decreased suicides? But sure

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By *ookingforfun9970Man
31 weeks ago

nearby


"1986 - it's illegal to handle a salmon whilst looking suspicious "

Was that in a max fosh video?

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

It is illegal to pay with your smartphone at a drive through kiosk if your car engine is still running.

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By *arla SwingerWoman
31 weeks ago

Somewhere


"1986 - it's illegal to handle a salmon whilst looking suspicious

Was that in a max fosh video?"

Do they disturbingly handle fish?

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By *ookingforfun9970Man
31 weeks ago

nearby


"1986 - it's illegal to handle a salmon whilst looking suspicious

Was that in a max fosh video?

Do they disturbingly handle fish? "

Yeah I think it’s him that done a video of himself breaking the most stupid laws

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
31 weeks ago

E.K . Glasgow


"It is illegal to pay with your smartphone at a drive through kiosk if your car engine is still running."

November 2022 you can use your phone for payment at a drive through but in no other way while driving .

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By *nnCeeWoman
31 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

It’s illegal to carry planks of wood along a pavement unless there is the intention of it being unloaded from a vehicle

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

A bit heavy but r@pe as it apparently only occurs through penetration of a penis

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By *elliflousCouple
31 weeks ago

North West.

Climbing any erection in a public park.

Dancing on a flower bed.

Southampton City By laws.

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
31 weeks ago

Manchester

To kill a Scot in York unless he was carrying a bow and arrows.

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

Handling a salmon while looking suspicious

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

Not having a t.v. license...

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By *AJMLKTV/TS
31 weeks ago

Burley

It's illegal to be intoxicated in a pub

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
31 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Suicide

Suicide isn't illegal is it?

I thought the legal line was as follows : "Suicide is not a crime but it is a crime to aid, abet, counsel or procure the suicide of another"

Suicide used to be an illegal crime (sadly). It's why the Samaritans was established by a Catholic priest. It was that those who took their lives by their own hand were then buried in unconsecrated ground... Obviously times have fortunately moved on! However, I was a volunteer Samaritan in my v early 20s and they were preposing to bring back the 'Brenda line'. Which was essentially women listening to depressed men talk about wanking

Unsurprisingly, this was not widely embraced

Exactly - FAB came along and did the work for them .

Not sure Fab has decreased suicides? But sure "

Lol. I meant FAB does the "women listening to depressed men talk about wanking" bit.

Anyway- isn't there something that black cabs break the law if they don't have a bail of hay in the boot?

Something to do with the designation of "Hansom Cab" and animal welfare when horse drawn, never repealed when "Hansom Cabs" became motorised.

(My mate knew someone who had an uncle who met someone down the pub once and told him....)

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