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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago

Hi fab friends.

I have one of the crappiest usernames I’ve ever seen! Please can you help find me a new one so that all the sexy females will want to do filthy things with me all the time?

Winning username gets a personalised picture or video of their choosing and the option to do filth with me….

Help a guy out? Ta very much Xxx

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
38 weeks ago

Leeds

Pussy pounder 2000

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"Pussy pounder 2000

Mrs "

I reckon all the ladies will want their bits pounding at least 2000 times!

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By *ourtney CocksWoman
38 weeks ago

Cardiff

Can lick for hours

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

As ur profile location says "man in bath"

I think "Steamyshowersexnot"

Would be quite fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"Can lick for hours "

CanLik4ass!

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By *ourtney CocksWoman
38 weeks ago

Cardiff


"Can lick for hours

CanLik4ass! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"As ur profile location says "man in bath"

I think "Steamyshowersexnot"

Would be quite fun"

Shower sex always confused me, on paper it looked great but in reality someone is always left shivering…

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By *arley QuimWoman
38 weeks ago

Somewhere

Man-in-Bath

But you need to adapt a profile pic to match

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
38 weeks ago

St Leonards

I don't need the sex or vid thing (kind offer though )...and you do have a good torso...so how about:

"Spiceyribs"

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By *arley QuimWoman
38 weeks ago

Somewhere


"Hi fab friends.

I have one of the crappiest usernames I’ve ever seen! Please can you help find me a new one so that all the sexy females will want to do filthy things with me all the time?

Winning username gets a personalised picture or video of their choosing and the option to do filth with me….

Help a guy out? Ta very much Xxx"

I feel in the spirit of Fab you need to really throw it out to the forum to vote for your username from the selection offered... And you have to use it

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By *illy IdolMan
38 weeks ago

Midlands

Shlongleat.

Because you are the true lord of Bath

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"Man-in-Bath

But you need to adapt a profile pic to match "

I’m sure there used to be a maninbath on the forums? He was nice!

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
38 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Hi fab friends.

I have one of the crappiest usernames I’ve ever seen! Please can you help find me a new one so that all the sexy females will want to do filthy things with me all the time?

Winning username gets a personalised picture or video of their choosing and the option to do filth with me….

Help a guy out? Ta very much Xxx

I feel in the spirit of Fab you need to really throw it out to the forum to vote for your username from the selection offered... And you have to use it "

Oh in that case, you're now "Quim'sCuck" .

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By *J the bullMan
38 weeks ago

Washington

I read your profile..

Would only work if you did lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"I don't need the sex or vid thing (kind offer though )...and you do have a good torso...so how about:

"Spiceyribs""

Haha thanks! You entered so you risk winning the prize!

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
38 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I don't need the sex or vid thing (kind offer though )...and you do have a good torso...so how about:

"Spiceyribs"

Haha thanks! You entered so you risk winning the prize! "

.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
38 weeks ago

Essex

MEDIUM Dave

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"Shlongleat.

Because you are the true lord of Bath "

That’s brilliant! Winning so far!

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By *educing_EmCouple
38 weeks ago

Tipperary

How has no-one said bathman?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
38 weeks ago

Essex


"How has no-one said bathman?"

He needs a mate

Bathman & Throbbin

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By *educing_EmCouple
38 weeks ago

Tipperary


"How has no-one said bathman?

He needs a mate

Bathman & Throbbin "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"MEDIUM Dave"

I AM big Dave!

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By *ea monkeyMan
38 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

What about Nippy?

That was what you used before

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"How has no-one said bathman?"

Imma have to check if bathman is taken

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
38 weeks ago

Essex


"MEDIUM Dave

I AM big Dave! "

I’m not asking for proof

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By *arley QuimWoman
38 weeks ago

Somewhere


"Hi fab friends.

I have one of the crappiest usernames I’ve ever seen! Please can you help find me a new one so that all the sexy females will want to do filthy things with me all the time?

Winning username gets a personalised picture or video of their choosing and the option to do filth with me….

Help a guy out? Ta very much Xxx

I feel in the spirit of Fab you need to really throw it out to the forum to vote for your username from the selection offered... And you have to use it

Oh in that case, you're now "Quim'sCuck" ."

Oh, I'm not asking asking anyone to pick my username. I can come up with shit ones all by myself... Plus I'm on my 3rd this year

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"How has no-one said bathman?

He needs a mate

Bathman & Throbbin "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"MEDIUM Dave

I AM big Dave!

I’m not asking for proof "

I’d happily not send it…

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By *weetiepie99Woman
38 weeks ago

cardiff

Dick Grunter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"Hi fab friends.

I have one of the crappiest usernames I’ve ever seen! Please can you help find me a new one so that all the sexy females will want to do filthy things with me all the time?

Winning username gets a personalised picture or video of their choosing and the option to do filth with me….

Help a guy out? Ta very much Xxx

I feel in the spirit of Fab you need to really throw it out to the forum to vote for your username from the selection offered... And you have to use it "

Sounds fair

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By *luebell888Woman
38 weeks ago

Glasgowish

I Am Maximus is a winner.

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By *ourtney CocksWoman
38 weeks ago

Cardiff

Throbbing Hood

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By *rtfull-doggersCouple
38 weeks ago

mowcop

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"Dick Grunter"

PriscillasCirclePenetrator?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"I Am Maximus is a winner."

I’m Spartacus though…

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"Throbbing Hood "

Stealing from the rich and giving to those who aren’t fussy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"Peach x "

Awww thanks . I like that, it’s unusual for a bloke so so I might need to man it up slightly like PeachPervert or something more accurately describing my state of desperation

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Ah I like your username!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"Ah I like your username!"

Weirdo!

I like your rainbow stockings

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago


"Ah I like your username!

Weirdo!

I like your rainbow stockings "

You can't have them.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
38 weeks ago

Southampton


"Shlongleat.

Because you are the true lord of Bath "

Winner!

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By *heFooFuckersCouple
38 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Shlongleat.

Because you are the true lord of Bath "

This is the winner

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"Ah I like your username!

Weirdo!

I like your rainbow stockings

You can't have them."

They wouldn’t look that gorgeously sexy on me anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"Shlongleat.

Because you are the true lord of Bath

This is the winner"

It’s great isn’t it!

But there’s still time!

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
38 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Shlongleat.

Because you are the true lord of Bath

This is the winner

It’s great isn’t it!

But there’s still time! "

It's going to be hard to top though.

It's close to spectacular Willy .

(For the OP's close to spectacular willy ).

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Sherbetdipper

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By *aizyWoman
38 weeks ago

west midlands

Manlymanmcmanface.

Really drive it home you are a man!

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By *ony MannMan
38 weeks ago

Las Gaviotos, Fuerteventura

Nice Man

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
38 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Manlymanmcmanface.

Really drive it home you are a man!"

.

I second this! I had NickyMcFuckFace for a while - and everyone knows I'm a complete and utter fuck .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"Sherbetdipper"

Is that an offer?

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By *ourtney CocksWoman
38 weeks ago

Cardiff


"Throbbing Hood

Stealing from the rich and giving to those who aren’t fussy? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"Manlymanmcmanface.

Really drive it home you are a man!"

Drive-it-home

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago


"Sherbetdipper

Is that an offer? "

It could be

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By *aizyWoman
38 weeks ago

west midlands


"Manlymanmcmanface.

Really drive it home you are a man!

.

I second this! I had NickyMcFuckFace for a while - and everyone knows I'm a complete and utter fuck ."

I wondered what had happened to Nicky!

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By *educing_EmCouple
38 weeks ago

Tipperary


"Manlymanmcmanface.

Really drive it home you are a man!

.

I second this! I had NickyMcFuckFace for a while - and everyone knows I'm a complete and utter fuck ."

True

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
38 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Manlymanmcmanface.

Really drive it home you are a man!

.

I second this! I had NickyMcFuckFace for a while - and everyone knows I'm a complete and utter fuck .

True "

I third Em's comment x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"Nice Man"

But I am occasionally naughty given the chance..

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By *educing_EmCouple
38 weeks ago

Tipperary


"Manlymanmcmanface.

Really drive it home you are a man!

.

I second this! I had NickyMcFuckFace for a while - and everyone knows I'm a complete and utter fuck .

True

I third Em's comment x"

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
38 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Manlymanmcmanface.

Really drive it home you are a man!

.

I second this! I had NickyMcFuckFace for a while - and everyone knows I'm a complete and utter fuck .

I wondered what had happened to Nicky! "

Lol. He was 3 or 4 names ago x

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By *empest2KMan
38 weeks ago

Derby

‘Schlong of Praise’

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
38 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Manlymanmcmanface.

Really drive it home you are a man!

.

I second this! I had NickyMcFuckFace for a while - and everyone knows I'm a complete and utter fuck .

True

I third Em's comment x

"

Backatcha.

And I'm sorry.

Coz making a funny is no excuse for being a cunt.

Which I was, and probably remain.

So...next gag someone else please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"‘Schlong of Praise’ "

Too blasphemous! I’d be going out on (imaginary) fab meets expecting to be struck by listening!

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By *educing_EmCouple
38 weeks ago

Tipperary


"Manlymanmcmanface.

Really drive it home you are a man!

.

I second this! I had NickyMcFuckFace for a while - and everyone knows I'm a complete and utter fuck .

True

I third Em's comment x

Backatcha.

And I'm sorry.

Coz making a funny is no excuse for being a cunt.

Which I was, and probably remain.

So...next gag someone else please?"

I was so close to telling the goats on you but I relented.

Your a shit but I wouldn't change you .

Forgiven

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
38 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Manlymanmcmanface.

Really drive it home you are a man!

.

I second this! I had NickyMcFuckFace for a while - and everyone knows I'm a complete and utter fuck .

True

I third Em's comment x

Backatcha.

And I'm sorry.

Coz making a funny is no excuse for being a cunt.

Which I was, and probably remain.

So...next gag someone else please?

I was so close to telling the goats on you but I relented.

Your a shit but I wouldn't change you .

Forgiven "

I think the goats need to know their first Daddy isn't always a nice person (actually, mostly a shit).

Thank you x

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
38 weeks ago

St Leonards

SchlongleatFilthbags?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
38 weeks ago

Llanelli

Gillette

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By *edeWoman
38 weeks ago

the abyss

Wolf in Man's clothing

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By *ags73Man
38 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

ClungeLord

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
38 weeks ago

St Leonards


"ClungeLord"

I'll be his robot butler .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"Gillette "

Ooh without the ouch?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"ClungeLord"

I like the nobility theme…

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By *arley QuimWoman
38 weeks ago

Somewhere


"Nice Man

But I am occasionally naughty given the chance.. "

Not-A-Nice-Man

Depends on the vibes you wanna convey though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"Nice Man

But I am occasionally naughty given the chance..

Not-A-Nice-Man

Depends on the vibes you wanna convey though "

Don’t want to come across like some kind of predator lol

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By *ags73Man
38 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"ClungeLord

I like the nobility theme… "

Duke Minge.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"ClungeLord

I like the nobility theme…

Duke Minge."

Count McConquests?

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By *ags73Man
38 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"ClungeLord

I like the nobility theme…

Duke Minge.

Cunt McConquests? "

That’s better

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"ClungeLord

I like the nobility theme…

Duke Minge.

Cunt McConquests?

That’s better "

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By *arley QuimWoman
38 weeks ago

Somewhere


"ClungeLord

I like the nobility theme…

Duke Minge.

Cunt McConquests?

That’s better "

CountCunt... Also probs not what you're aiming for

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By *ags73Man
38 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"ClungeLord

I like the nobility theme…

Duke Minge.

Cunt McConquests?

That’s better

"

Fantom Flangelicket

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By *arley QuimWoman
38 weeks ago

Somewhere


"Shlongleat.

Because you are the true lord of Bath

This is the winner

It’s great isn’t it!

But there’s still time! "

^ This is my fav so far! So it's vote 1 from the North East

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
38 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Shlongleat.

Because you are the true lord of Bath

This is the winner

It’s great isn’t it!

But there’s still time!

^ This is my fav so far! So it's vote 1 from the North East "

Vote 2 from Sussex.

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By *aizyWoman
38 weeks ago

west midlands


"ClungeLord

I like the nobility theme…

Duke Minge.

Cunt McConquests?

That’s better

Fantom Flangelicket "

Vag Lord

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"Shlongleat.

Because you are the true lord of Bath

This is the winner

It’s great isn’t it!

But there’s still time!

^ This is my fav so far! So it's vote 1 from the North East "

I’d have to include the strap-line about being the true lord of Bath!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"ClungeLord

I like the nobility theme…

Duke Minge.

Cunt McConquests?

That’s better

Fantom Flangelicket

Vag Lord"

That’s actually pretty apt given my history…

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By *ssexBlkMaleMan
38 weeks ago

Essex

Bit of a Bath-stud

Bath Vader

Having a bubble (cockney rhyming slams for having a laugh is bubble bath)

Squeaky Clean

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By *arley QuimWoman
38 weeks ago

Somewhere


"Shlongleat.

Because you are the true lord of Bath

This is the winner

It’s great isn’t it!

But there’s still time!

^ This is my fav so far! So it's vote 1 from the North East

I’d have to include the strap-line about being the true lord of Bath! "

Are you unable to post that on your profile header then? I can send you a 'how to'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"Bit of a Bath-stud

Bath Vader

Having a bubble (cockney rhyming slams for having a laugh is bubble bath)

Squeaky Clean"

Ooooh, I really like Bath Vader!

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By *ags73Man
38 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"ClungeLord

I like the nobility theme…

Duke Minge.

Cunt McConquests?

That’s better

Fantom Flangelicket

Vag Lord

That’s actually pretty apt given my history… "

Knobile gussetmuncher

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By *ssexBlkMaleMan
38 weeks ago

Essex


"Bit of a Bath-stud

Bath Vader

Having a bubble (cockney rhyming slams for having a laugh is bubble bath)

Squeaky Clean

Ooooh, I really like Bath Vader! "

20 years time you can tell some kid that you’re his father!

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By *ourtney CocksWoman
38 weeks ago

Cardiff

Muff muncher

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"Bit of a Bath-stud

Bath Vader

Having a bubble (cockney rhyming slams for having a laugh is bubble bath)

Squeaky Clean

Ooooh, I really like Bath Vader!

20 years time you can tell some kid that you’re his father! "

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
38 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Bit of a Bath-stud

Bath Vader

Having a bubble (cockney rhyming slams for having a laugh is bubble bath)

Squeaky Clean

Ooooh, I really like Bath Vader!

20 years time you can tell some kid that you’re his father! "

Bath Vader has definitely got something to it.

(Maybe you could add "Dark Lord of Schlongleat" with Quim's help.

That sounds wrong )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"Muff muncher "

Wouldn’t say no

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By *ags73Man
38 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"ClungeLord

I like the nobility theme…

Duke Minge.

Cunt McConquests?

That’s better

Fantom Flangelicket

Vag Lord

That’s actually pretty apt given my history…

Knobile gussetmuncher"

Bonkytonk Chewman

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"Bit of a Bath-stud

Bath Vader

Having a bubble (cockney rhyming slams for having a laugh is bubble bath)

Squeaky Clean

Ooooh, I really like Bath Vader!

20 years time you can tell some kid that you’re his father!

Bath Vader has definitely got something to it.

(Maybe you could add "Dark Lord of Schlongleat" with Quim's help.

That sounds wrong )"

You’re all “wrong” but I love you and you’re making my day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"ClungeLord

I like the nobility theme…

Duke Minge.

Cunt McConquests?

That’s better

Fantom Flangelicket

Vag Lord

That’s actually pretty apt given my history…

Knobile gussetmuncher

Bonkytonk Chewman"

Chewcrack-ahh

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By *ags73Man
38 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
38 weeks ago

Markfield

Lord of the Bath

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By *empest2KMan
38 weeks ago

Derby


"‘Schlong of Praise’

Too blasphemous! I’d be going out on (imaginary) fab meets expecting to be struck by listening! "

Fair enough!

How about ‘Schlongiston’? (And on... and on... and Schlongiston! )

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
38 weeks ago

Markfield

BathVader

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By *ags73Man
38 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Lord of the Bath "

Stately Bone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"‘Schlong of Praise’

Too blasphemous! I’d be going out on (imaginary) fab meets expecting to be struck by listening!

Fair enough!

How about ‘Schlongiston’? (And on... and on... and Schlongiston! )"

Haha, I get it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"BathVader"

That’s two votes

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By *empest2KMan
38 weeks ago

Derby

Or how about calling yourself ‘FormerlyKnownAsTwitter’, since your name is ‘X’?

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
38 weeks ago

Markfield


"BathVader

That’s two votes "

Ooooops soz, didn’t mean to double up, just didn’t read all the other ones as it was getting quite chatty so I scrolled, clearly too fast!

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
38 weeks ago

Markfield


"Lord of the Bath

Stately Bone"

Yeah that can be his location

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"Lord of the Bath

Stately Bone

Yeah that can be his location "

Status update!

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By *arley QuimWoman
38 weeks ago

Somewhere

I'm lost! What's the ultimate poll down to OP?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"I'm lost! What's the ultimate poll down to OP? "

1.) Schlongleat - the true lord of Bath - location stately bone

2.) Bath Vader

3.) suggestions yet to come…

I think

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By *arley QuimWoman
38 weeks ago

Somewhere


"I'm lost! What's the ultimate poll down to OP?

1.) Schlongleat - the true lord of Bath - location stately bone

2.) Bath Vader

3.) suggestions yet to come…

I think "

My vote is still for No. 1

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
38 weeks ago

Markfield


"Lord of the Bath

Stately Bone

Yeah that can be his location

Status update!"

Hilarious!

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By *illy IdolMan
38 weeks ago

Midlands


"I'm lost! What's the ultimate poll down to OP?

1.) Schlongleat - the true lord of Bath - location stately bone

2.) Bath Vader

3.) suggestions yet to come…

I think "

If Schlongleat wins. I'll pass on the personalised pic and chose filth if there's someone willing to join us

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago


"I'm lost! What's the ultimate poll down to OP?

1.) Schlongleat - the true lord of Bath - location stately bone

2.) Bath Vader

3.) suggestions yet to come…

I think

If Schlongleat wins. I'll pass on the personalised pic and chose filth if there's someone willing to join us "

In.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"I'm lost! What's the ultimate poll down to OP?

1.) Schlongleat - the true lord of Bath - location stately bone

2.) Bath Vader

3.) suggestions yet to come…

I think

If Schlongleat wins. I'll pass on the personalised pic and chose filth if there's someone willing to join us "

If you win then I’m sure they’ll be queuing up to filth with Willy and Lord

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"I'm lost! What's the ultimate poll down to OP?

1.) Schlongleat - the true lord of Bath - location stately bone

2.) Bath Vader

3.) suggestions yet to come…

I think

If Schlongleat wins. I'll pass on the personalised pic and chose filth if there's someone willing to join us

In."

See^

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By *illy IdolMan
38 weeks ago

Midlands


"I'm lost! What's the ultimate poll down to OP?

1.) Schlongleat - the true lord of Bath - location stately bone

2.) Bath Vader

3.) suggestions yet to come…

I think

If Schlongleat wins. I'll pass on the personalised pic and chose filth if there's someone willing to join us

In.

See^ "

Save it for the winter months when she's at her best.

Halloween thruple

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
38 weeks ago

Markfield


"I'm lost! What's the ultimate poll down to OP?

1.) Schlongleat - the true lord of Bath - location stately bone

2.) Bath Vader

3.) suggestions yet to come…

I think

If Schlongleat wins. I'll pass on the personalised pic and chose filth if there's someone willing to join us

In.

See^

Save it for the winter months when she's at her best.

Halloween thruple "

Oooft!

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago


"I'm lost! What's the ultimate poll down to OP?

1.) Schlongleat - the true lord of Bath - location stately bone

2.) Bath Vader

3.) suggestions yet to come…

I think

If Schlongleat wins. I'll pass on the personalised pic and chose filth if there's someone willing to join us

In.

See^

Save it for the winter months when she's at her best.

Halloween thruple "

Ah Willy you know it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"I'm lost! What's the ultimate poll down to OP?

1.) Schlongleat - the true lord of Bath - location stately bone

2.) Bath Vader

3.) suggestions yet to come…

I think

If Schlongleat wins. I'll pass on the personalised pic and chose filth if there's someone willing to join us

In.

See^

Save it for the winter months when she's at her best.

Halloween thruple

Ah Willy you know it. "

Do you let it all grow out for the winter or something?

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By *nnCeeWoman
38 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Both Schlongleat and BathVader are epic suggestions.

As long as its not Bath eVader... you'll be OK

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago

Anyone?

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
36 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon


"Anyone? "

No that’s a terrible username don’t use that

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
36 weeks ago

North West


"Anyone? "

Someone

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By *quirrel!Man
36 weeks ago

L

BestFuckGuarenteed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"BestFuckGuarenteed"

Thanks for the veri!

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By *esthetic21Man
36 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

Na I think your username is really good

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By *quirrel!Man
36 weeks ago

L


"BestFuckGuarenteed

Thanks for the veri! "

You’re very welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"Na I think your username is really good"

It’s shit but I’m starting to grow into it

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Remember when Boaty McBoatface won? …so managing your expectations you should probably expect something like:

Fuckity McFuckface

Wankity McWankface

Cocky McCockface

You’re welcome!

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By *olden RatioWoman
36 weeks ago

Buckinghamshire

I reckon calling yourself UnlimitedFreeCake would ensure that you're knee deep in clunge in no time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"Remember when Boaty McBoatface won? …so managing your expectations you should probably expect something like:

Fuckity McFuckface

Wankity McWankface

Cocky McCockface

You’re welcome! "

Cockface sounds like a sexual injury!

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By *partharmonyCouple
36 weeks ago

Ruislip

"Person"

It's a bit more inclusive.

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By *aizyWoman
36 weeks ago

west midlands


"Na I think your username is really good

It’s shit but I’m starting to grow into it "

GrowingMan?

Mangrown?

Mango?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"I reckon calling yourself UnlimitedFreeCake would ensure that you're knee deep in clunge in no time."

What is it with cake and females? Someone asked me yesterday what cake I’d bring on a date! I don’t like cake! I’m a bisqwit man!

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By *obilebottomMan
36 weeks ago

All over

Just use the dashes only: --.

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By *quirrel!Man
36 weeks ago

L


"Na I think your username is really good

It’s shit but I’m starting to grow into it

GrowingMan?

Mangrown?

Mango?

"

I like “Mango”!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"Na I think your username is really good

It’s shit but I’m starting to grow into it

GrowingMan?

Mangrown?

Mango?

"

Aka small penis!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


""Person"

It's a bit more inclusive. "

I identify as - man - though…

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By *aizyWoman
36 weeks ago

west midlands


"Na I think your username is really good

It’s shit but I’m starting to grow into it

GrowingMan?

Mangrown?

Mango?

I like “Mango”! "

Its the one I like too!

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By *olden RatioWoman
36 weeks ago

Buckinghamshire


"I reckon calling yourself UnlimitedFreeCake would ensure that you're knee deep in clunge in no time.

What is it with cake and females? Someone asked me yesterday what cake I’d bring on a date! I don’t like cake! I’m a bisqwit man! "

Maybe a pack of jaffa cakes is the way forward?

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By *aizyWoman
36 weeks ago

west midlands


"Na I think your username is really good

It’s shit but I’m starting to grow into it

GrowingMan?

Mangrown?

Mango?

Aka small penis! "

I didn't say that, you said that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"Na I think your username is really good

It’s shit but I’m starting to grow into it

GrowingMan?

Mangrown?

Mango?

Aka small penis!

I didn't say that, you said that!"

I didn’t say that! You said that!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"Na I think your username is really good

It’s shit but I’m starting to grow into it

GrowingMan?

Mangrown?

Mango?

I like “Mango”!

Its the one I like too!"

I might as well go for potato!

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By *ou only live onceMan
36 weeks ago

London


"Anyone? "

-man- is excellent.

I'm really not a fan of mine either. I would donate it, but I've become attached to it, despite myself. And because it annoys Meli. That's a bonus.

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By *quirrel!Man
36 weeks ago

L


"Na I think your username is really good

It’s shit but I’m starting to grow into it

GrowingMan?

Mangrown?

Mango?

I like “Mango”!

Its the one I like too!"

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By *aizyWoman
36 weeks ago

west midlands


"Na I think your username is really good

It’s shit but I’m starting to grow into it

GrowingMan?

Mangrown?

Mango?

I like “Mango”!

Its the one I like too!

I might as well go for potato! "

Potato, summat else I didn't say!!

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
36 weeks ago

Maidstone

I don't pretend to know you. Or even fab know you. Stick with what you chose.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"Na I think your username is really good

It’s shit but I’m starting to grow into it

GrowingMan?

Mangrown?

Mango?

I like “Mango”!

Its the one I like too!

I might as well go for potato!

Potato, summat else I didn't say!! "

If you sneak in at 175 with growing man cock I’m gonna cry! :’(

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By *ags73Man
36 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"I reckon calling yourself UnlimitedFreeCake would ensure that you're knee deep in clunge in no time.

What is it with cake and females? Someone asked me yesterday what cake I’d bring on a date! I don’t like cake! I’m a bisqwit man!

Maybe a pack of jaffa cakes is the way forward?"

This seems the way, but can’t beat proper cake

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
36 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon


"I reckon calling yourself UnlimitedFreeCake would ensure that you're knee deep in clunge in no time.

What is it with cake and females? Someone asked me yesterday what cake I’d bring on a date! I don’t like cake! I’m a bisqwit man!

Maybe a pack of jaffa cakes is the way forward?

This seems the way, but can’t beat proper cake "

They’re biscuits which identify as cakes

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By *ags73Man
36 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"I reckon calling yourself UnlimitedFreeCake would ensure that you're knee deep in clunge in no time.

What is it with cake and females? Someone asked me yesterday what cake I’d bring on a date! I don’t like cake! I’m a bisqwit man!

Maybe a pack of jaffa cakes is the way forward?

This seems the way, but can’t beat proper cake

They’re biscuits which identify as cakes "

No they’re cakes the court case with the inland revenue over the VAT angle was legendary

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By *aizyWoman
36 weeks ago

west midlands


"Na I think your username is really good

It’s shit but I’m starting to grow into it

GrowingMan?

Mangrown?

Mango?

I like “Mango”!

Its the one I like too!

I might as well go for potato!

Potato, summat else I didn't say!!

If you sneak in at 175 with growing man cock I’m gonna cry! :’("

Growingmancock, dammit, I should have said that!

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
36 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon


"I reckon calling yourself UnlimitedFreeCake would ensure that you're knee deep in clunge in no time.

What is it with cake and females? Someone asked me yesterday what cake I’d bring on a date! I don’t like cake! I’m a bisqwit man!

Maybe a pack of jaffa cakes is the way forward?

This seems the way, but can’t beat proper cake

They’re biscuits which identify as cakes

No they’re cakes the court case with the inland revenue over the VAT angle was legendary "

It was a joke about identity politics

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By *ags73Man
36 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"I reckon calling yourself UnlimitedFreeCake would ensure that you're knee deep in clunge in no time.

What is it with cake and females? Someone asked me yesterday what cake I’d bring on a date! I don’t like cake! I’m a bisqwit man!

Maybe a pack of jaffa cakes is the way forward?

This seems the way, but can’t beat proper cake

They’re biscuits which identify as cakes

No they’re cakes the court case with the inland revenue over the VAT angle was legendary

It was a joke about identity politics "

Oh sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Bubble bath bash

Tubby time tavern

Scrub hub

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
36 weeks ago

Manchester

I think yours is actually sneaky good.

I’ve recognised your profile a few times on the forums.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"Bubble bath bash

Tubby time tavern

Scrub hub "

Literally in the bath now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"I think yours is actually sneaky good.

I’ve recognised your profile a few times on the forums. "

Marketing genius, right?

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By *ild_oatsMan
36 weeks ago

the land of saints & sinners

Contains nuts

Ivor Bigun

Bigus Dickus

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"

Bigus Dickus

"

He knows!

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By *nnCeeWoman
36 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

I thought you were going for Schlongleat?!

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"Not a wo - man-"?

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By *ild_oatsMan
36 weeks ago

the land of saints & sinners


"

Bigus Dickus

He knows! "

Or Aquae Screwless

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By *ild_oatsMan
36 weeks ago

the land of saints & sinners

And another one…

Ro - Man Bath

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