FabSwingers.com forum: What is the fastest way to relax a man when he is angry

By *usman 199 OP Man
32 weeks ago

Stockport

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By *inxy777Woman
32 weeks ago

essex

Boobs!

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By *izzibeth9Couple
32 weeks ago

Loughborough

A couple of inches inside the rectum towards the belly button is the off button. Good luck!

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By *itygamesMan
32 weeks ago

take him down the battle cruiser

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

Let him drop the soap

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
32 weeks ago

East Sussex

Smile patronisingly, pat him on the arm and say "calm down dear".

It works every time, they immediately see the futility of their anger.

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By *obilebottomMan
32 weeks ago

All over

Weetabix

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
32 weeks ago

St Leonards

Ahhh...well...if that man is a regular meditator, he'll rarely get angry in the first place because he has a big enough toolkit to breeze through most things.

But...

When something does make that man angry...it'll be a very, very big thing indeed.

So give him 5 or 6 Hulks to play with.

He and they should all reach exhaustion around the same time.

Then a couple of kebabs, a shower, and boobs.

Allegedly

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By *ed MartinMan
32 weeks ago

Shefford

Tell him to calm down, preferably in a really patronising tone!

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By *allipygousMan
32 weeks ago

Leicester

"Smile patronisingly, pat him on the arm and say "calm down dear".

It works every time, they immediately see the futility of their anger.

Ha, telling me to calm down when I'm discussing something passionately really grinds my gears

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By *arla SwingerWoman
32 weeks ago

Somewhere

Kick him in the nuts. It'll distract him from feeling angry

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

Put his toys back in his pram.

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By *avexxMan
32 weeks ago

cheshire

"Kick him in the nuts. It'll distract him from feeling angry "
...ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

There’s a little off switch right in between the shoulder blades.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
32 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Blowjob.

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By *otSoPetiteMortWoman
32 weeks ago

Hertfordshire

Feed him

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
32 weeks ago

St Leonards

"There’s a little off switch right in between the shoulder blades. "

She knows things

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
32 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Blowjob."

I'm just amazed it took 14 posts before someone typed this....

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By *ife NinjaMan
32 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"Boobs!

Yep. Suckled are best

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
32 weeks ago

Essex

Walk away

It’s really hard to be angry to no audience.

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By *imply DeeWoman
32 weeks ago

Wherever

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
32 weeks ago

London

Food

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By *imply DeeWoman
32 weeks ago

Wherever

I’ll try again

Steak and bj

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

Deepthroat blow job

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

Bend over, allowing him to insert his erect penis into your anus for his sexual pleasure.

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By *antastic_Mr_Fox_76Man
32 weeks ago

District 13

18 holes

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By *essiCouple
32 weeks ago

suffolk

"Walk away

It’s really hard to be angry to no audience."

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By *ostAirmenMan
32 weeks ago

crewe

Walk away and leave them well alone . We calm down eventually

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

"There’s a little off switch right in between the shoulder blades.

She knows things

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

"Put his toys back in his pram.

Best answer yet

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By *onnyBgoodXXXMan
32 weeks ago

NEWCASTLE UPON TYNE

Have fave meal cooking and drop to your knees when he walks in

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By *ot to giggleWoman
32 weeks ago

Coventry

chuck a bucket of water over them

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By *ot to giggleWoman
32 weeks ago

Coventry

or was that when the dogs were fighting???

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By *olden RatioWoman
32 weeks ago

Buckinghamshire

Give him chocolate, wine and a romcom.

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By *orkshire UnicornWoman
32 weeks ago

Yorkshire

Ask - in the most patronising tone possible - why he’s being so emotional about this

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

Turn off the match.

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By *olden RatioWoman
32 weeks ago

Buckinghamshire

"Ask - in the most patronising tone possible - why he’s being so emotional about this

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By *ad NannaWoman
32 weeks ago

East London

Look Jim dead in the eye and say "Who is she??".

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
32 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

Cup of tea and shortbread in bed

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
32 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Look Jim dead in the eye and say "Who is she??"."

Every guy called Jim who read that started quaking at the thought of your glare Nanna. Particularly, bizarrely, the entirely innocent ones.

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By *ad NannaWoman
32 weeks ago

East London

"Look Jim dead in the eye and say "Who is she??".

Every guy called Jim who read that started quaking at the thought of your glare Nanna. Particularly, bizarrely, the entirely innocent ones."

I usually spot that autocorrect before I post, but I've had a very long day and I'm exhausted lol.

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By *ony MannMan
32 weeks ago

New York City New York USA

"Kick him in the nuts. It'll distract him from feeling angry "

I had to check out your profile x

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
32 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Look Jim dead in the eye and say "Who is she??".

Every guy called Jim who read that started quaking at the thought of your glare Nanna. Particularly, bizarrely, the entirely innocent ones.

I usually spot that autocorrect before I post, but I've had a very long day and I'm exhausted lol.

I'm just disappointed you didn't pick up on "guy....innocent".

I tee'd you up for a cracker at our expense there.

Beyond exhausted I'd say

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By *ony MannMan
32 weeks ago

New York City New York USA

"Look Jim dead in the eye and say "Who is she??"."

Didn't he tell you when he got home?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
32 weeks ago

North West

A poke up the bum hole with a twig ?

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
32 weeks ago

St Leonards

"A poke up the bum hole with a twig ? "

Caution with tea tree though.

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By *lueLotusWoman
32 weeks ago

the wilderness

So far my favourites are kick him in the nuts and chuck a bucket of water over him.

I'd add: after kicking him in the nuts, when he's bent over roaring, knock him out with a hard knee into the face, and hog tie him very tightly.

Then the bucket of water can get thrown over him. It'll wash the blood off his broken nose.

Then use him as a footstool while you drink wine, taunting him and poking him with your toe every now and then.

He'll get exhausted and relaxed from crying soon enough. Keep him tied up though and get your heavies to remove him from your space.

You're welcome

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By *olid3499Man
32 weeks ago

Ireland

Wow that's very hard

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
32 weeks ago

Bristol

Attack him with your vagina

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
32 weeks ago

Manchester

Tell him to smile, it might never happen

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
32 weeks ago

North West

"A poke up the bum hole with a twig ?

Caution with tea tree though."

It was that or hawthorn....

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By *cottish guy 555Man
32 weeks ago

London

Tell him your cat watches TV.

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By *ris GrayMan
32 weeks ago

Dorchester

Milk of magnesia

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
32 weeks ago

Horsham

Give me a motorbike with a full tank of petrol, all the right gear. After 10 minutes thrashing the fuck out of the bike, I will be totally chilled out.

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By *ed MartinMan
32 weeks ago

Shefford

"Walk away

It’s really hard to be angry to no audience."

Au contraire, mes amis! I reach my sweariest when it’s just me and a piece of IT equipment that thinks it knows better than I do how I want my document formatted, having an audience actually calms me down!??

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By *ad NannaWoman
32 weeks ago

East London

I think the actual answer is a furious hand job.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
32 weeks ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Give him a snickers

Tinder

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By *orny-DJMan
32 weeks ago

Leigh-on-Sea

"Boobs!

Is the correct answer

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
32 weeks ago

Norwich

Punch him in the face.

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By *ris GrayMan
32 weeks ago

Dorchester

Has the bottom fell out of your world if so take milk of magnesia and let the world fall out of your bottom

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
32 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

No idea. That's his job

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
32 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Boot to the head.

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By *uctifanoWoman
32 weeks ago

Glasgow

Dunno but I’m told the fastest way to his heart is through the ribs with a knife

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
31 weeks ago

London

"Milk of magnesia

How old are you

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

"Blowjob."

Yes a BJ is the best way

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By *ris GrayMan
31 weeks ago

Dorchester

"Milk of magnesia

How old are you

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99

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
31 weeks ago

Leeds

Stick your boobs in his face, boobie cuddles always work.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

Cover him in honey and throw him to the lesbians

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By *ittleJohn5Man
31 weeks ago

Wickham Market

Put al towel around his shoulders

And then say” look you’re now Super angry”.

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By *idnight RamblerMan
31 weeks ago

Pershore

Put the football on

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By *ickawitchCouple
31 weeks ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Get naked and assume the position. Who can stay angry with that on offer

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
31 weeks ago

Wales

BJ and a sandwich

If he's still on one throw ice cold water over his head

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By *im_1878Man
31 weeks ago

Formby

"BJ and a sandwich

If he's still on one throw ice cold water over his head

Bj and a sandwich sounds really good

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

"BJ and a sandwich

If he's still on one ….."

He’s not. I can tell you he’s not.

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

Calm the woman who made him so.

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By *enisorousMan
31 weeks ago

sunderland

Real men dont get angry

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
31 weeks ago

St Leonards

"There’s a little off switch right in between the shoulder blades.

She knows things

I've had a lovely meditation and am in a relaxed manner wistfully pondering the tragedy that is all of us silly little humans (me very much included).

So a long way from angry.

But, Mrs Shivs - that thing on the back between the shoulder blades?

Could you please jump on a train to Sussex, do your magic? Maybe stay here. Forever?

I've got tea, coffee, and a really cute pet Haggis.

In exchange for shoulder-back thing?

It very nice it is.

Fank Ooooooo

(Apologies in advance for the silly, dribbly faces it makes me do)

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By *ripfillMan
31 weeks ago

havant

Ummm …. an unfeasibly large Gin and Tonic x

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
31 weeks ago

Wales

"BJ and a sandwich

If he's still on one …..

He’s not. I can tell you he’s not.

The threat of the water never fails

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

"There’s a little off switch right in between the shoulder blades.

She knows things

I've had a lovely meditation and am in a relaxed manner wistfully pondering the tragedy that is all of us silly little humans (me very much included).

So a long way from angry.

But, Mrs Shivs - that thing on the back between the shoulder blades?

Could you please jump on a train to Sussex, do your magic? Maybe stay here. Forever?

I've got tea, coffee, and a really cute pet Haggis.

In exchange for shoulder-back thing?

It very nice it is.

Fank Ooooooo

(Apologies in advance for the silly, dribbly faces it makes me do)"

Oh you thought I meant something nice?

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

"BJ and a sandwich

If he's still on one …..

He’s not. I can tell you he’s not.

The threat of the water never fails

Yes, it was the water!!!!

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
31 weeks ago

St Leonards

"There’s a little off switch right in between the shoulder blades.

She knows things

I've had a lovely meditation and am in a relaxed manner wistfully pondering the tragedy that is all of us silly little humans (me very much included).

So a long way from angry.

But, Mrs Shivs - that thing on the back between the shoulder blades?

Could you please jump on a train to Sussex, do your magic? Maybe stay here. Forever?

I've got tea, coffee, and a really cute pet Haggis.

In exchange for shoulder-back thing?

It very nice it is.

Fank Ooooooo

(Apologies in advance for the silly, dribbly faces it makes me do)

Oh you thought I meant something nice?

STAY IN FIFE!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

"There’s a little off switch right in between the shoulder blades.

She knows things

I've had a lovely meditation and am in a relaxed manner wistfully pondering the tragedy that is all of us silly little humans (me very much included).

So a long way from angry.

But, Mrs Shivs - that thing on the back between the shoulder blades?

Could you please jump on a train to Sussex, do your magic? Maybe stay here. Forever?

I've got tea, coffee, and a really cute pet Haggis.

In exchange for shoulder-back thing?

It very nice it is.

Fank Ooooooo

(Apologies in advance for the silly, dribbly faces it makes me do)

Oh you thought I meant something nice?

STAY IN FIFE!!!

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By *ean counterMan
31 weeks ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

Ducati

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
31 weeks ago

Home

Food

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
31 weeks ago

St Leonards

"There’s a little off switch right in between the shoulder blades.

She knows things

I've had a lovely meditation and am in a relaxed manner wistfully pondering the tragedy that is all of us silly little humans (me very much included).

So a long way from angry.

But, Mrs Shivs - that thing on the back between the shoulder blades?

Could you please jump on a train to Sussex, do your magic? Maybe stay here. Forever?

I've got tea, coffee, and a really cute pet Haggis.

In exchange for shoulder-back thing?

It very nice it is.

Fank Ooooooo

(Apologies in advance for the silly, dribbly faces it makes me do)

Oh you thought I meant something nice?

STAY IN FIFE!!!

That was a lot of fun - ta

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By *heFooFuckersCouple
31 weeks ago

Glasgow

Boobies ( ? )( ? )

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

"So far my favourites are kick him in the nuts and chuck a bucket of water over him.

I'd add: after kicking him in the nuts, when he's bent over roaring, knock him out with a hard knee into the face, and hog tie him very tightly.

Then the bucket of water can get thrown over him. It'll wash the blood off his broken nose.

Then use him as a footstool while you drink wine, taunting him and poking him with your toe every now and then.

He'll get exhausted and relaxed from crying soon enough. Keep him tied up though and get your heavies to remove him from your space.

You're welcome "

We’re twins in the next life

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By *oitering-With-intentMan
31 weeks ago

city of Lodon

A kick in the ballocks

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