FabSwingers.com forum: What is the fastest way to relax a man when he is angry

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over a year ago

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By *inxy777Woman
over a year ago

essex

Boobs!

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By *izzibeth9Couple
over a year ago

Loughborough

A couple of inches inside the rectum towards the belly button is the off button. Good luck!

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By *itygamesMan
over a year ago

take him down the battle cruiser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let him drop the soap

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Smile patronisingly, pat him on the arm and say "calm down dear".

It works every time, they immediately see the futility of their anger.

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Weetabix

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

Ahhh...well...if that man is a regular meditator, he'll rarely get angry in the first place because he has a big enough toolkit to breeze through most things.

But...

When something does make that man angry...it'll be a very, very big thing indeed.

So give him 5 or 6 Hulks to play with.

He and they should all reach exhaustion around the same time.

Then a couple of kebabs, a shower, and boobs.

Allegedly

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford

Tell him to calm down, preferably in a really patronising tone!

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By *allipygousMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"Smile patronisingly, pat him on the arm and say "calm down dear".

It works every time, they immediately see the futility of their anger.

Ha, telling me to calm down when I'm discussing something passionately really grinds my gears

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By *arley QuimWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Kick him in the nuts. It'll distract him from feeling angry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put his toys back in his pram.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

"Kick him in the nuts. It'll distract him from feeling angry "
...ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s a little off switch right in between the shoulder blades.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Blowjob.

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By *otSoPetiteMortWoman
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

Feed him

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"There’s a little off switch right in between the shoulder blades. "

She knows things

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Blowjob."

I'm just amazed it took 14 posts before someone typed this....

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Boobs!

Yep. Suckled are best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walk away

It’s really hard to be angry to no audience.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Food

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

London

I’ll try again

Steak and bj

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deepthroat blow job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bend over, allowing him to insert his erect penis into your anus for his sexual pleasure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

18 holes

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

"Walk away

It’s really hard to be angry to no audience."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walk away and leave them well alone . We calm down eventually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There’s a little off switch right in between the shoulder blades.

She knows things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put his toys back in his pram.

Best answer yet

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By *onnyBgoodXXXMan
over a year ago

NEWCASTLE UPON TYNE

Have fave meal cooking and drop to your knees when he walks in

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By *ot to giggleWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

chuck a bucket of water over them

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By *ot to giggleWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

or was that when the dogs were fighting???

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

Give him chocolate, wine and a romcom.

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By *orkshire UnicornWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Ask - in the most patronising tone possible - why he’s being so emotional about this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn off the match.

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

"Ask - in the most patronising tone possible - why he’s being so emotional about this

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Look Jim dead in the eye and say "Who is she??".

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Cup of tea and shortbread in bed

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"Look Jim dead in the eye and say "Who is she??"."

Every guy called Jim who read that started quaking at the thought of your glare Nanna. Particularly, bizarrely, the entirely innocent ones.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Look Jim dead in the eye and say "Who is she??".

Every guy called Jim who read that started quaking at the thought of your glare Nanna. Particularly, bizarrely, the entirely innocent ones."

I usually spot that autocorrect before I post, but I've had a very long day and I'm exhausted lol.

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By *ony MannMan
over a year ago

South Newton

"Kick him in the nuts. It'll distract him from feeling angry "

I had to check out your profile x

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"Look Jim dead in the eye and say "Who is she??".

Every guy called Jim who read that started quaking at the thought of your glare Nanna. Particularly, bizarrely, the entirely innocent ones.

I usually spot that autocorrect before I post, but I've had a very long day and I'm exhausted lol.

I'm just disappointed you didn't pick up on "guy....innocent".

I tee'd you up for a cracker at our expense there.

Beyond exhausted I'd say

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By *ony MannMan
over a year ago

South Newton

"Look Jim dead in the eye and say "Who is she??"."

Didn't he tell you when he got home?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

A poke up the bum hole with a twig ?

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"A poke up the bum hole with a twig ? "

Caution with tea tree though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So far my favourites are kick him in the nuts and chuck a bucket of water over him.

I'd add: after kicking him in the nuts, when he's bent over roaring, knock him out with a hard knee into the face, and hog tie him very tightly.

Then the bucket of water can get thrown over him. It'll wash the blood off his broken nose.

Then use him as a footstool while you drink wine, taunting him and poking him with your toe every now and then.

He'll get exhausted and relaxed from crying soon enough. Keep him tied up though and get your heavies to remove him from your space.

You're welcome

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By *olid3499Man
over a year ago

Ireland

Wow that's very hard

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Attack him with your vagina

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Tell him to smile, it might never happen

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"A poke up the bum hole with a twig ?

Caution with tea tree though."

It was that or hawthorn....

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

Tell him your cat watches TV.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Milk of magnesia

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Give me a motorbike with a full tank of petrol, all the right gear. After 10 minutes thrashing the fuck out of the bike, I will be totally chilled out.

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford

"Walk away

It’s really hard to be angry to no audience."

Au contraire, mes amis! I reach my sweariest when it’s just me and a piece of IT equipment that thinks it knows better than I do how I want my document formatted, having an audience actually calms me down!??

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I think the actual answer is a furious hand job.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Give him a snickers

Tinder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boobs!

Is the correct answer

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Punch him in the face.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Has the bottom fell out of your world if so take milk of magnesia and let the world fall out of your bottom

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

No idea. That's his job

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Boot to the head.

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By *uctifanoWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Dunno but I’m told the fastest way to his heart is through the ribs with a knife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Milk of magnesia

How old are you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blowjob."

Yes a BJ is the best way

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

"Milk of magnesia

How old are you

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99

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Stick your boobs in his face, boobie cuddles always work.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cover him in honey and throw him to the lesbians

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By *ittleJohn5Man
over a year ago

Wickham Market

Put al towel around his shoulders

And then say” look you’re now Super angry”.

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

Put the football on

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Get naked and assume the position. Who can stay angry with that on offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BJ and a sandwich

If he's still on one throw ice cold water over his head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BJ and a sandwich

If he's still on one throw ice cold water over his head

Bj and a sandwich sounds really good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BJ and a sandwich

If he's still on one ….."

He’s not. I can tell you he’s not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Calm the woman who made him so.

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By *enisorousMan
over a year ago

sunderland

Real men dont get angry

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"There’s a little off switch right in between the shoulder blades.

She knows things

I've had a lovely meditation and am in a relaxed manner wistfully pondering the tragedy that is all of us silly little humans (me very much included).

So a long way from angry.

But, Mrs Shivs - that thing on the back between the shoulder blades?

Could you please jump on a train to Sussex, do your magic? Maybe stay here. Forever?

I've got tea, coffee, and a really cute pet Haggis.

In exchange for shoulder-back thing?

It very nice it is.

Fank Ooooooo

(Apologies in advance for the silly, dribbly faces it makes me do)

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By *ripfillMan
over a year ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Ummm …. an unfeasibly large Gin and Tonic x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BJ and a sandwich

If he's still on one …..

He’s not. I can tell you he’s not.

The threat of the water never fails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There’s a little off switch right in between the shoulder blades.

She knows things

I've had a lovely meditation and am in a relaxed manner wistfully pondering the tragedy that is all of us silly little humans (me very much included).

So a long way from angry.

But, Mrs Shivs - that thing on the back between the shoulder blades?

Could you please jump on a train to Sussex, do your magic? Maybe stay here. Forever?

I've got tea, coffee, and a really cute pet Haggis.

In exchange for shoulder-back thing?

It very nice it is.

Fank Ooooooo

(Apologies in advance for the silly, dribbly faces it makes me do)"

Oh you thought I meant something nice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BJ and a sandwich

If he's still on one …..

He’s not. I can tell you he’s not.

The threat of the water never fails

Yes, it was the water!!!!

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"There’s a little off switch right in between the shoulder blades.

She knows things

I've had a lovely meditation and am in a relaxed manner wistfully pondering the tragedy that is all of us silly little humans (me very much included).

So a long way from angry.

But, Mrs Shivs - that thing on the back between the shoulder blades?

Could you please jump on a train to Sussex, do your magic? Maybe stay here. Forever?

I've got tea, coffee, and a really cute pet Haggis.

In exchange for shoulder-back thing?

It very nice it is.

Fank Ooooooo

(Apologies in advance for the silly, dribbly faces it makes me do)

Oh you thought I meant something nice?

STAY IN FIFE!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There’s a little off switch right in between the shoulder blades.

She knows things

I've had a lovely meditation and am in a relaxed manner wistfully pondering the tragedy that is all of us silly little humans (me very much included).

So a long way from angry.

But, Mrs Shivs - that thing on the back between the shoulder blades?

Could you please jump on a train to Sussex, do your magic? Maybe stay here. Forever?

I've got tea, coffee, and a really cute pet Haggis.

In exchange for shoulder-back thing?

It very nice it is.

Fank Ooooooo

(Apologies in advance for the silly, dribbly faces it makes me do)

Oh you thought I meant something nice?

STAY IN FIFE!!!

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

Ducati

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Food

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"There’s a little off switch right in between the shoulder blades.

She knows things

I've had a lovely meditation and am in a relaxed manner wistfully pondering the tragedy that is all of us silly little humans (me very much included).

So a long way from angry.

But, Mrs Shivs - that thing on the back between the shoulder blades?

Could you please jump on a train to Sussex, do your magic? Maybe stay here. Forever?

I've got tea, coffee, and a really cute pet Haggis.

In exchange for shoulder-back thing?

It very nice it is.

Fank Ooooooo

(Apologies in advance for the silly, dribbly faces it makes me do)

Oh you thought I meant something nice?

STAY IN FIFE!!!

That was a lot of fun - ta

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By *heFooFuckersCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Boobies ( ? )( ? )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So far my favourites are kick him in the nuts and chuck a bucket of water over him.

I'd add: after kicking him in the nuts, when he's bent over roaring, knock him out with a hard knee into the face, and hog tie him very tightly.

Then the bucket of water can get thrown over him. It'll wash the blood off his broken nose.

Then use him as a footstool while you drink wine, taunting him and poking him with your toe every now and then.

He'll get exhausted and relaxed from crying soon enough. Keep him tied up though and get your heavies to remove him from your space.

You're welcome "

We’re twins in the next life

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By *oitering-With-intentMan
over a year ago

city of Lodon

A kick in the ballocks

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