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By (user no longer on site) OP
25 weeks ago

I need one! Something to stop me wallowing in self pity and drinking rum. (Something else that also allows rum wouldn't be so bad though)

Hot guys? Must welcome.

Pure filth? Also welcome.

Do you need a distraction right now? What would you do?

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By *midnight-Woman
25 weeks ago

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Its a gorgeous day - go and walk in the park, get yourself a coffee and flirt with all the hot guys who walk by

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By *eliWoman
25 weeks ago

Pure filth? Also welcome.

Who are you and what have you done with Coyote?

Anyway, yes I do. I'm that annoying person who says 'oh my libido is really high'. It is.

So to distract myself I've got my card, a cup of tea and a myriad of tabs open for hotels and properties and I'm booking York and Brighton today.

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By *eliWoman
25 weeks ago

Oh you should go and get a coffee! Some fresh air. Don't drink rum before 8pm.

Treat yo'self and then watch Midsommar for some comfort.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

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Pure filth? Also welcome.

Do you need a distraction right now? Who would you do?

Fixed it for me.

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
25 weeks ago

Aberdeen

"I need one! Something to stop me wallowing in self pity and drinking rum. (Something else that also allows rum wouldn't be so bad though)

Hot guys? Must welcome.

Pure filth? Also welcome.

Do you need a distraction right now? What would you do?

Just wallow and drink the rum.

MrsAbz

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By *ools and the brainCouple
25 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Get a kitten or a puppy?

Join a gym?

What about swimming, lot's of open water swimming group's around.

Local running club.

Start painting.

DIY projects.

Walking group.

Volunteer time for a charity.

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By *agnar73Man
25 weeks ago

Glasgow

"I need one! Something to stop me wallowing in self pity and drinking rum. (Something else that also allows rum wouldn't be so bad though)

Hot guys? Must welcome.

Pure filth? Also welcome.

Do you need a distraction right now? What would you do?

Dark Rum or the girly stuff?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
25 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

I need the opposite of a distraction. I need a kick up the arse to go dye some of my hair, remove some of my hair and pack. I also need to check the route I'm driving, how long it will take and where I should stop for something to eat. Instead I'm just sat with nerves going aaaaaaargh.

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By *irtydevil666Man
25 weeks ago

bristol

Get out in the garden and potter about

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By (user no longer on site) OP
25 weeks ago

"Its a gorgeous day - go and walk in the park, get yourself a coffee and flirt with all the hot guys who walk by

Firstly, it's not that great here. If it was I wouldn't be outside in it woman!

Secondly, if I smile at random guys they are likely to call the police.

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By *eroLondonMan
25 weeks ago

Mayfair

Take a stroll along the seascape of Bridlington and drink a Pumpkin & Rum Spiced Latte (PrSL). Your verve will soon return.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
25 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Read a book.

Deep clean the house.

Wash the car.

Get nails done.

Rearrange your books or kitchen cupboards.

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By *eliWoman
25 weeks ago

"I need the opposite of a distraction. I need a kick up the arse to go dye some of my hair, remove some of my hair and pack. I also need to check the route I'm driving, how long it will take and where I should stop for something to eat. Instead I'm just sat with nerves going aaaaaaargh.

Oh but it's so exciting! J, you're going to have a brilliant time - some friends of mine are attending and they're such a lovely, welcoming bunch. So stop posting, check out the drive and sort your hair out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
25 weeks ago

"Oh you should go and get a coffee! Some fresh air. Don't drink rum before 8pm.

Treat yo'self and then watch Midsommar for some comfort.

8 hours 30mins....gonna be tough.

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By *midnight-Woman
25 weeks ago

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Man up and get it done or I'll come round and slap your legs!

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By *avexxMan
25 weeks ago

cheshire

gym then full body massage

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By (user no longer on site) OP
25 weeks ago

"I need one! Something to stop me wallowing in self pity and drinking rum. (Something else that also allows rum wouldn't be so bad though)

Hot guys? Must welcome.

Pure filth? Also welcome.

Do you need a distraction right now? What would you do?

Dark Rum or the girly stuff?"

There is nothing remotely girly about me.

And kraken!

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By *midnight-Woman
25 weeks ago

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"Its a gorgeous day - go and walk in the park, get yourself a coffee and flirt with all the hot guys who walk by

Firstly, it's not that great here. If it was I wouldn't be outside in it woman!

Secondly, if I smile at random guys they are likely to call the police.

Ok just smile at the married ones then, when their wives are near by

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By *histle do nicelyMan
25 weeks ago

Glasgow South

Walk on a busy street knickerless and braless today..see how many men get a dig in the ribs from their partners for googling at you

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By *agnar73Man
25 weeks ago

Glasgow

"I need one! Something to stop me wallowing in self pity and drinking rum. (Something else that also allows rum wouldn't be so bad though)

Hot guys? Must welcome.

Pure filth? Also welcome.

Do you need a distraction right now? What would you do?

Dark Rum or the girly stuff?

There is nothing remotely girly about me.

And kraken!

Nice! Figured you’d have the good stuff.

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By *ed MartinMan
25 weeks ago

Shefford

"I need one! Something to stop me wallowing in self pity and drinking rum. (Something else that also allows rum wouldn't be so bad though)

Hot guys? Must welcome.

Pure filth? Also welcome.

Do you need a distraction right now? What would you do?

Do the going out for a coffee thing, then get yourself the supplies for a home spa day on the way home?

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By *ayRyuMan
25 weeks ago

Harrogate

If you think of a suitable distraction please share!

Need to distract myself from the mundane also

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Take a trip to your nearest diy store, hot guys in cargo work trousers always hang around in there! You could pretend you need help picking out light switches.

Buy yourself a coffee on the way, tip it out and fill it up with rum!

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
25 weeks ago

St Leonards

Close the blinds/curtains, close the windows to make it stifling, play the same piece of discordant tritone music on repeat for the whole weekend, even when sleeping, read Virginia Woolf's "The Waves" and "Nausea" by Jean-Paul Sartre.

Try not to blink too often.

By Monday, you'll have travelled through the belly of the whale and may be ready for the long overdue re-emergence of the happy-go-lucky cheeky girly person-of-many-names.

Maybe not as well, of course. Could all go badly wrong.

Also - don't eat whale meat.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Do you need a distraction right now? What would you do?

I've been like this for days. Just thankful for the myriad of enticing images and your Photoshop skills.

Oh, I also mowed the lawn. (No euphemisms) It's a big lawn.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
25 weeks ago

"If you think of a suitable distraction please share!

Need to distract myself from the mundane also

Oh hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP
25 weeks ago

"Take a trip to your nearest diy store, hot guys in cargo work trousers always hang around in there! You could pretend you need help picking out light switches.

Buy yourself a coffee on the way, tip it out and fill it up with rum! "

I like this idea!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
25 weeks ago

Essex

Don’t go online shopping.

I’m now distracted, but fucking skint

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By *ife NinjaMan
25 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"Don’t go online shopping.

I’m now distracted, but fucking skint

Hopefully buying lingerie

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By *ayRyuMan
25 weeks ago

Harrogate

"If you think of a suitable distraction please share!

Need to distract myself from the mundane also

Oh hello"

Well hello

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
25 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Oooh I just remembered where there are to of fit, tattooed, bearded guys! At the local climbing wall! I went to pick up the child from a Scout event and oh. my. word.

You're welcome.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
25 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Ton of.

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By *agnar73Man
25 weeks ago

Glasgow

If you’re bored go to bookies and pretend you don’t know how to get in the horses.

Grand national day.

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By *ayRyuMan
25 weeks ago

Harrogate

"Ton of.

You were that distracted you forgot how to spell.

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By *cotsguyyMan
25 weeks ago

Belfast

"Take a trip to your nearest diy store, hot guys in cargo work trousers always hang around in there! You could pretend you need help picking out light switches.

Buy yourself a coffee on the way, tip it out and fill it up with rum!

I like this idea! "

Mrs Shiv is a smart lady, the coffee trick sold it for me, haha. I'll happily take you light switch shopping with whatever the rum equivalent of an Irish coffee is (Carajillo, apparently) then have a chilled afternoon of rum (mixers or neat?) and movies.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
25 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

"I need one! Something to stop me wallowing in self pity and drinking rum. (Something else that also allows rum wouldn't be so bad though)

Hot guys? Must welcome.

Pure filth? Also welcome.

Do you need a distraction right now? What would you do?

Send some random messages on here, see what shite comes back, always a good way to cheer oneself up....then clatter the Kraken

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By *hriscooperMan
25 weeks ago

Warrington

"I need one! Something to stop me wallowing in self pity and drinking rum. (Something else that also allows rum wouldn't be so bad though)

Hot guys? Must welcome.

Pure filth? Also welcome.

Do you need a distraction right now? What would you do?

You need a rum buddy to drink it with, make you laugh, and to show you the real benefit of drinking rum... It makes things taste ever so sweet you know.

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By *alcon77Man
25 weeks ago

under the sun & the moon

Sexting

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
25 weeks ago

Southampton

"Sexting

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

I bought a guitar, although the rum does interrupt my learning.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
25 weeks ago

"Oooh I just remembered where there are to of fit, tattooed, bearded guys! At the local climbing wall! I went to pick up the child from a Scout event and oh. my. word.

You're welcome.

Hot guys strapping me into a harness? Sold!!!

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By *inochioMan
25 weeks ago

Derbyshire

To be far I'd go for the rum and wallowing in self pity.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
25 weeks ago

"I need one! Something to stop me wallowing in self pity and drinking rum. (Something else that also allows rum wouldn't be so bad though)

Hot guys? Must welcome.

Pure filth? Also welcome.

Do you need a distraction right now? What would you do?

Send some random messages on here, see what shite comes back, always a good way to cheer oneself up....then clatter the Kraken

Mr "

That kinda thing gets me blocked...

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By *egDaySkipperMan
25 weeks ago

Liverpool

No distractions needed, just starving after a climbing session. Although something to watch would be cool while I nom nom nom

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By *iscean_dreamMan
25 weeks ago

Llanelli

Can't you just have sex like the rest of us OP?

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By *ot to giggleWoman
25 weeks ago

Coventry

"Its a gorgeous day - go and walk in the park, get yourself a coffee and flirt with all the hot guys who walk by

Firstly, it's not that great here. If it was I wouldn't be outside in it woman!

Secondly, if I smile at random guys they are likely to call the police.

Ok just smile at the married ones then, when their wives are near by

Ooh could make it a FAB sport! See how many get slapped!!

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By *ot to giggleWoman
25 weeks ago

Coventry

My friend usually has a conversation with me at the supermarket, this time it was Asda, she got quite a bit of attention in the frozen veg isle.

Last time she kinda lost her pants in the cereal bar isle .... apparently she doesn't like everyone staring and refuses to.take my calls if she in a supermarket these days!

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By *cLovin2Man
25 weeks ago

Reading

"Its a gorgeous day - go and walk in the park, get yourself a coffee and flirt with all the hot guys who walk by

Firstly, it's not that great here. If it was I wouldn't be outside in it woman!

Secondly, if I smile at random guys they are likely to call the police.

Ok just smile at the married ones then, when their wives are near by

Yeah remind the married men in their sexless marriages what they're missing

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
25 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

"I need one! Something to stop me wallowing in self pity and drinking rum. (Something else that also allows rum wouldn't be so bad though)

Hot guys? Must welcome.

Pure filth? Also welcome.

Do you need a distraction right now? What would you do?

Send some random messages on here, see what shite comes back, always a good way to cheer oneself up....then clatter the Kraken

That kinda thing gets me blocked..."

The beauty is getting unblocked that's the true art form

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By *hoirCouple
25 weeks ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

I could do with fewer distractions so I can actually do the jobs I need to, someone kick ke up the arse

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By *m272Woman
25 weeks ago

London

"To be far I'd go for the rum and wallowing in self pity."

I would make it a double rum then exaggerate the self pity

No harm done wallowing in rum lol

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By *ysizeMan
25 weeks ago

Nottingham

Do you need a distraction right now? What would you do?

Well the OP's photos are a glorious distraction.

Usually I just eat Cake

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
25 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

Cake baking is a good distraction

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
25 weeks ago

Reading

Its the sun. Makes everyone horny.

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