FabSwingers.com forum: What message would you put in a bottle

By *usman 199 OP Man
25 weeks ago

Stockport

Happy warm weekends everyone

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By *tylebender03Man
25 weeks ago

Manchester

Rishi Sunak ruined Adidas sambas and a whole scene

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By *uctifanoWoman
25 weeks ago

Glasgow

Don’t open this bottle …

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By *partharmonyCouple
25 weeks ago

Ruislip

Help. I'm stuck in this bottle.

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By *urbo TedMan
25 weeks ago

Stansted

Refer to bottle 2 for full instructions

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By *ot to giggleWoman
25 weeks ago

Coventry

dear reader

i was marooned on a nearby island with nothing but palm leaves, however the incessant rain has washed them away and left me on a small knoll surrounded by water and mud - im naked please ..................................................

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Stop littering the sea with bottles

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Fancy a f#ck?

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

I wonder what sea sex is like fancy hitting the titanic am good with blowing glass

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
25 weeks ago

Essex

Please refill with wine (Albariño would be lovely) and return to sender.

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By *reative-mindMan
25 weeks ago

Exeter

Face Pic?

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
25 weeks ago

Bradford

There a 5p deposit on this bottle

Please return

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
25 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

" Hi there , I'm a Genie "

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By *zoreanMan
25 weeks ago

Witney

Dear Sir/Madam,

Blessed birthday greetings from the Nigerian National Petroleum Company.

Please kindly provide me with your personal bank account details so that I can transfer you the sum of £1000000 as our birthday gift to you.

Yours truly

Prince Alyusi Islassis

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
25 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

"Dear Sir/Madam,

Blessed birthday greetings from the Nigerian National Petroleum Company.

Please kindly provide me with your personal bank account details so that I can transfer you the sum of £1000000 as our birthday gift to you.

Yours truly

Prince Alyusi Islassis

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

To Sting got your message here's one back .

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By *eordieJeansCouple
25 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Ran out of wine.. please send more.

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By *mmaleiaWoman
25 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire

A/S/L

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

You just lost the game.

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
25 weeks ago

My Own Little World

"Happy warm weekends everyone

Same to you sir

Message

Mum won’t let me play out today

Send Naked Women Now

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By *sWyldWoman
25 weeks ago

Edinburgh

They are watching

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Dont eat yellow snow

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
25 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Hi,

I've been sending you messages on FAB for a while now, but you've not looked at any yet.

So I "did the math" and it turns out there's more chance of a bottle chucked into the sea finding its way to you for reading than a FAB message.

Who knew!?

I know it seems strange, but I hope you admire my persistence and tenacity?

Anyway, now that I have your attention, could you please milk my prostate with this bottle whilst singing "Grandma we love you"?

If you say no, please don't worry. Some of my best friends know people who work with people who might be lesbians. So no hard feelings.

Big kisses xxxx"

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By *aizyWoman
25 weeks ago

west midlands

""Hi,

I've been sending you messages on FAB for a while now, but you've not looked at any yet.

So I "did the math" and it turns out there's more chance of a bottle chucked into the sea finding its way to you for reading than a FAB message.

Who knew!?

I know it seems strange, but I hope you admire my persistence and tenacity?

Anyway, now that I have your attention, could you please milk my prostate with this bottle whilst singing "Grandma we love you"?

If you say no, please don't worry. Some of my best friends know people who work with people who might be lesbians. So no hard feelings.

Big kisses xxxx""

Read, put back into the bottle, and chucked back into the sea!

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
25 weeks ago

St Leonards

""Hi,

I've been sending you messages on FAB for a while now, but you've not looked at any yet.

So I "did the math" and it turns out there's more chance of a bottle chucked into the sea finding its way to you for reading than a FAB message.

Who knew!?

I know it seems strange, but I hope you admire my persistence and tenacity?

Anyway, now that I have your attention, could you please milk my prostate with this bottle whilst singing "Grandma we love you"?

If you say no, please don't worry. Some of my best friends know people who work with people who might be lesbians. So no hard feelings.

Big kisses xxxx"

Read, put back into the bottle, and chucked back into the sea!

Yeah well the joke's on you!

I put that bottle all the way up my bum already and YOU handled it.

And I'm keeping all your cheese.

So ner ner ne ner ner.

With nerrrs!

Big kisses still

xxxxxx

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By *aizyWoman
25 weeks ago

west midlands

""Hi,

I've been sending you messages on FAB for a while now, but you've not looked at any yet.

So I "did the math" and it turns out there's more chance of a bottle chucked into the sea finding its way to you for reading than a FAB message.

Who knew!?

I know it seems strange, but I hope you admire my persistence and tenacity?

Anyway, now that I have your attention, could you please milk my prostate with this bottle whilst singing "Grandma we love you"?

If you say no, please don't worry. Some of my best friends know people who work with people who might be lesbians. So no hard feelings.

Big kisses xxxx"

Read, put back into the bottle, and chucked back into the sea!

Yeah well the joke's on you!

I put that bottle all the way up my bum already and YOU handled it.

And I'm keeping all your cheese.

So ner ner ne ner ner.

With nerrrs!

Big kisses still

xxxxxx"

No problem, not the first shitty msg I've ever received!

And you can of course keep all the cheese!

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By *ife NinjaMan
25 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Two pints of gold top and four yoghurts please

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
25 weeks ago

St Leonards

""Hi,

I've been sending you messages on FAB for a while now, but you've not looked at any yet.

So I "did the math" and it turns out there's more chance of a bottle chucked into the sea finding its way to you for reading than a FAB message.

Who knew!?

I know it seems strange, but I hope you admire my persistence and tenacity?

Anyway, now that I have your attention, could you please milk my prostate with this bottle whilst singing "Grandma we love you"?

If you say no, please don't worry. Some of my best friends know people who work with people who might be lesbians. So no hard feelings.

Big kisses xxxx"

Read, put back into the bottle, and chucked back into the sea!

Yeah well the joke's on you!

I put that bottle all the way up my bum already and YOU handled it.

And I'm keeping all your cheese.

So ner ner ne ner ner.

With nerrrs!

Big kisses still

xxxxxx

No problem, not the first shitty msg I've ever received!

And you can of course keep all the cheese!"

Thank you. You wouldn't want it back anyway. I have a "special" storage place for it

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By *aizyWoman
25 weeks ago

west midlands

""Hi,

I've been sending you messages on FAB for a while now, but you've not looked at any yet.

So I "did the math" and it turns out there's more chance of a bottle chucked into the sea finding its way to you for reading than a FAB message.

Who knew!?

I know it seems strange, but I hope you admire my persistence and tenacity?

Anyway, now that I have your attention, could you please milk my prostate with this bottle whilst singing "Grandma we love you"?

If you say no, please don't worry. Some of my best friends know people who work with people who might be lesbians. So no hard feelings.

Big kisses xxxx"

Read, put back into the bottle, and chucked back into the sea!

Yeah well the joke's on you!

I put that bottle all the way up my bum already and YOU handled it.

And I'm keeping all your cheese.

So ner ner ne ner ner.

With nerrrs!

Big kisses still

xxxxxx

No problem, not the first shitty msg I've ever received!

And you can of course keep all the cheese!

Thank you. You wouldn't want it back anyway. I have a "special" storage place for it

Same place you keep your bottles by any chance?!

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
25 weeks ago

St Leonards

""Hi,

I've been sending you messages on FAB for a while now, but you've not looked at any yet.

So I "did the math" and it turns out there's more chance of a bottle chucked into the sea finding its way to you for reading than a FAB message.

Who knew!?

I know it seems strange, but I hope you admire my persistence and tenacity?

Anyway, now that I have your attention, could you please milk my prostate with this bottle whilst singing "Grandma we love you"?

If you say no, please don't worry. Some of my best friends know people who work with people who might be lesbians. So no hard feelings.

Big kisses xxxx"

Read, put back into the bottle, and chucked back into the sea!

Yeah well the joke's on you!

I put that bottle all the way up my bum already and YOU handled it.

And I'm keeping all your cheese.

So ner ner ne ner ner.

With nerrrs!

Big kisses still

xxxxxx

No problem, not the first shitty msg I've ever received!

And you can of course keep all the cheese!

Thank you. You wouldn't want it back anyway. I have a "special" storage place for it

Same place you keep your bottles by any chance?!

Well, maybe. Sitting down is a bit awkward right now, for sure

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By *ostAirmenMan
25 weeks ago

crewe

Just a dick pic

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By *ools and the brainCouple
25 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Trust no one!

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
25 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Trust no one!"

...I love these cross-thread ones

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