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"Just tell me a number that is in your mind from 1 to 95 "Nobody? | |||
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"Just tell me a number tbat is in your mind from 1 to 95 "57 | |||
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"Just tell me a number tbat is in your mind from 1 to 95
57"Sorry for picking this one How are men like diapers? They're usually full of s***, but thankfully disposable.  | |||
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"7.5" Being equally clever, I am using mathematical rulrs to round up and therefore 8. How can you tell if your husband is dead? The sex is the same, but you get to use the remote. | |||
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"69 baby Mr " What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? A wet nose. | |||
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"37 "What did the penis say to the vagina? "Don't make me come in there!" | |||
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"32 please! "How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her. | |||
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"8 please MB" Sorry Daisy, we had 8 already | |||
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"8 please MB Sorry Daisy, we had 8 already" So not only do you expect me to pick a number, you expect me to read the rest of the thread first?? So demanding MB!
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"8 please MB Sorry Daisy, we had 8 already So not only do you expect me to pick a number, you expect me to read the rest of the thread first?? So demanding MB!
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"8 please MB Sorry Daisy, we had 8 already So not only do you expect me to pick a number, you expect me to read the rest of the thread first?? So demanding MB!
21"What does Pinocchio's lover say to him? "Lie to me! Lie to me!" | |||
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"Just tell me a number that is in your mind from 1 to 95
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"8 please MB Sorry Daisy, we had 8 already So not only do you expect me to pick a number, you expect me to read the rest of the thread first?? So demanding MB!
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Hey, I checked no ones picked 8! "A clever one gave me 7.5 to trick me so I rounded it up to 8 following the .5 and above mathematical rule | |||
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What did the penis say to the vagina? "Don't make me come in there!""Was me Wipes on curtains on way | |||
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"Just tell me a number that is in your mind from 1 to 95
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36"What did one of the sex worker's knees say to the other? "How come we spend so little time together?" | |||
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"42 Mrs " Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals. | |||
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"17 x" What does a perverted frog say? "Rubbit." | |||
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"17 x What does a perverted frog say? "Rubbit."" | |||
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"84" What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year. | |||
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"39" How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex? Call and tell her about it. | |||
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"Bollocks " Your point exactly what | |||
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"38 please BumBums xxxx" What did one of the sex worker's knees say to the other? "How come we spend so little time together?" | |||
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"87 "What did the guy say when he got caught masturbating to an optical illusion? "It's not what it looks like." | |||
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"8" What do tofu and dildos have in common? They are both meat substitutes. | |||
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"84 What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year."
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"84 What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year.
49 please"Why did the squirrel swim on its back? To keep its nuts dry. | |||
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"13 " How is playing bridge similar to sex? If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand | |||
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"54" What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber. | |||
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"28 "Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? Ken came in another box. | |||
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"26" Got the wrong one. They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running eight miles. Who the hell runs eight miles in 30 seconds? | |||
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"26 Got the wrong one. They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running eight miles. Who the hell runs eight miles in 30 seconds?" Thanks, that made me laugh! | |||
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"8 What do tofu and dildos have in common? They are both meat substitutes." Haha | |||
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"18, please MB" What comes after 69? Mouthwash. | |||
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"38 please BumBums xxxx What did one of the sex worker's knees say to the other? "How come we spend so little time together?"" Grroaaannnn.... . | |||
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"7 x" What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts." | |||
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"7 x What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts."" | |||
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"7 x What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts." "You get a good one ocassionally. | |||
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"2 x" Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella. | |||
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"2 x" Since you done a few, you now get a bonus one
"I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's." | |||
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"2 x Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella." Hahaha | |||
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"2 x Since you done a few, you now get a bonus one
"I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's."" | |||
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"Just tell me a number tbat is in your mind from 1 to 95 "62 | |||
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"These are fabulously awful! Oh and number 47 please" Why do walruses love a Tupperware party? They're always on the lookout for a tight seal. | |||
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62"Why didn't the toilet paper make it across the road? It got stuck in the crack. | |||
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"7.5" I have no idea what you are talking about but it immediately got me thinking about a decent hung guy I met once who advertised by comparing his cock with a 500ml bottle. That poor bottle did not come out well.  | |||
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"7.5 I have no idea what you are talking about but it immediately got me thinking about a decent hung guy I met once who advertised by comparing his cock with a 500ml bottle. That poor bottle did not come out well. "There you are. You geyt a bonus one too. A guy is sitting at the doctor's office. The doctor walks in and says, "I have some bad news. I'm afraid you're going to have to stop masturbating." "I don't understand, doc," the patient says. "Why?" "Because," the doctor says. "I'm trying to examine you." | |||
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