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By *uckyNine OP   Man
37 weeks ago

prescot

I was wondering whether the amount of tattoos a lady has is related to how wild she is in the bedroom?

In my (very) limited experience I’ve certainly found this to be the case, anybody else found this or maybe I’m wrong and you’ve found the total opposite?

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

100%.

One - Vanilla, only does missionary.

Two-Three - Wears your head as a hat and hands as gloves, baggy fanny.

Four or more - Will let you stick it in the bumhole and up her nostril.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
37 weeks ago

Reading

And zero?

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago


"100%.

One - Vanilla, only does missionary.

Two-Three - Wears your head as a hat and hands as gloves, baggy fanny.

Four or more - Will let you stick it in the bumhole and up her nostril."

Objection ! My fanny isn't baggy !

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By *aizyWoman
37 weeks ago

west midlands


"100%.

One - Vanilla, only does missionary.

Two-Three - Wears your head as a hat and hands as gloves, baggy fanny.

Four or more - Will let you stick it in the bumhole and up her nostril."

I have two, no argument about this from me! Altho it depends how big the hands are, I only have small hands.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
37 weeks ago

St Leonards


"100%.

One - Vanilla, only does missionary.

Two-Three - Wears your head as a hat and hands as gloves, baggy fanny.

Four or more - Will let you stick it in the bumhole and up her nostril."

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago


"100%.

One - Vanilla, only does missionary.

Two-Three - Wears your head as a hat and hands as gloves, baggy fanny.

Four or more - Will let you stick it in the bumhole and up her nostril."

If this is true I feel for my poor nose!

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By *uckyNine OP   Man
37 weeks ago

prescot


"100%.

One - Vanilla, only does missionary.

Two-Three - Wears your head as a hat and hands as gloves, baggy fanny.

Four or more - Will let you stick it in the bumhole and up her nostril."

This is definitely going into my fab code of practice book, is it possible to use this in searches

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By *lasphemousGirlWoman
37 weeks ago

Cambs

erm.. nope not me, I'm terribly boring.

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By *ragonbaitCouple
37 weeks ago

Reading and Aberdare


"100%.

One - Vanilla, only does missionary.

Two-Three - Wears your head as a hat and hands as gloves, baggy fanny.

Four or more - Will let you stick it in the bumhole and up her nostril."

Well I’ve gone from 0-8 in under a year, my gorgeous girlfriend also has 4+ though we both have ones that merge so so they count as seperate.

I’ve recently discovered that I can lick her bumhole while stimulating her frontal bits with my nose. Accidental finding but dose prove this theory.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
37 weeks ago

St Leonards


"100%.

One - Vanilla, only does missionary.

Two-Three - Wears your head as a hat and hands as gloves, baggy fanny.

Four or more - Will let you stick it in the bumhole and up her nostril.

If this is true I feel for my poor nose! "

I don't mind alternating each nostril on a weekly basis? I'm not a complete monster.

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By *uckyNine OP   Man
37 weeks ago

prescot


" erm.. nope not me, I'm terribly boring. "

You’re profile suggests something different to this

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By *hogun300Man
37 weeks ago

Dundee


"I was wondering whether the amount of tattoos a lady has is related to how wild she is in the bedroom?

In my (very) limited experience I’ve certainly found this to be the case, anybody else found this or maybe I’m wrong and you’ve found the total opposite?

"

Not sure how it could have any relevance whatsoever.

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By *ittleRed18Woman
37 weeks ago

Aberdeen

I have zero tattoos... but maybe I'm an anomaly in this theory

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
37 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Objection.

I have one and only do missionary 98% of the time.

Don't neglect my 2%.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
37 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

I have no tattoos and I'm utterly tedious in bed. This must be completely accurate.

J

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
37 weeks ago

Central

I have none but am marriage material . Of the men who post about being married and getting no satisfaction and what to do? Answer is obviously to get me inked

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By *edeWoman
37 weeks ago

the abyss

Has to be wrong - I have several and I'm an utter vanilla bore

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