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By *reative-mind OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Exeter

I've just been listening to a podcast with some male comedians and they started to dicuss the mile high club and if you, well is it required by someone to perform oral and if you do does that count as joining the mile high club?

I'm stumped on this and knew the great people of Fab would have the answer.

So do you need to give oral while on a plain if joining that exclusive club and if that is all you do does that count as you gaining membership.

Many thanks in advance.

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

I remember having my hand in a girls knickers in the car on the motorway once and saying something like “I bet this is the fastest you’ve been travelling while doing this!” …..I’ll never forget the awkward look of honesty on her face! I was like “oh, well!” and pulled over to the hard shoulder, climbed on top of her, slid the passenger seat back and fucked my tears away there and then on the hard shoulder…

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By *illy IdolMan
39 weeks ago

Midlands


"I remember having my hand in a girls knickers in the car on the motorway once and saying something like “I bet this is the fastest you’ve been travelling while doing this!” …..I’ll never forget the awkward look of honesty on her face! I was like “oh, well!” and pulled over to the hard shoulder, climbed on top of her, slid the passenger seat back and fucked my tears away there and then on the hard shoulder…

"

Now that's a hard shoulder to cry on

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago


"I remember having my hand in a girls knickers in the car on the motorway once and saying something like “I bet this is the fastest you’ve been travelling while doing this!” …..I’ll never forget the awkward look of honesty on her face! I was like “oh, well!” and pulled over to the hard shoulder, climbed on top of her, slid the passenger seat back and fucked my tears away there and then on the hard shoulder…

Now that's a hard shoulder to cry on"

Pmsl

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By *TG3Man
39 weeks ago

Dorchester


"I've just been listening to a podcast with some male comedians and they started to dicuss the mile high club and if you, well is it required by someone to perform oral and if you do does that count as joining the mile high club?

I'm stumped on this and knew the great people of Fab would have the answer.

So do you need to give oral while on a plain if joining that exclusive club and if that is all you do does that count as you gaining membership.

Many thanks in advance. "

only if the woman is plain if shes a cracker then you can do the whole pump thing

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
39 weeks ago

Central

I'm inclined to say no, thinking it should involve a full shag

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
39 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

It was always fun as cabin crew watching people try to be subtle sneaking into the toilets. We'd give them just enough time to think they'd got away with it then knock on.

J

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By *bi HaiveMan
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39 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I remember having my hand in a girls knickers in the car on the motorway once and saying something like “I bet this is the fastest you’ve been travelling while doing this!” …..I’ll never forget the awkward look of honesty on her face! I was like “oh, well!” and pulled over to the hard shoulder, climbed on top of her, slid the passenger seat back and fucked my tears away there and then on the hard shoulder…

Now that's a hard shoulder to cry on

Pmsl "

Not smart.

*the motorway, obvs......

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By *reative-mind OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Exeter


"I remember having my hand in a girls knickers in the car on the motorway once and saying something like “I bet this is the fastest you’ve been travelling while doing this!” …..I’ll never forget the awkward look of honesty on her face! I was like “oh, well!” and pulled over to the hard shoulder, climbed on top of her, slid the passenger seat back and fucked my tears away there and then on the hard shoulder…

"

That was like reading a modern day Romeo and Juliet, who said romance was dead. Bravo sir, bravo.

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By *reative-mind OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Exeter


"It was always fun as cabin crew watching people try to be subtle sneaking into the toilets. We'd give them just enough time to think they'd got away with it then knock on.

J"

Ah someone with insider knowledge, the toilets on a plain arnt that roomy, like I can't stand up in them so what is the best position to go for?

Also seems like a bonus if you cum quickly anyway.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
39 weeks ago

Markfield

I can’t remember the little ditty but it was along the lines of “not in the loo, not with the crew but with someone new” to be a full member of the club?

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By *partharmonyCouple
39 weeks ago

Ruislip

I once had sex on a London bus in rush hour. I joined the Mile-an-Hour club.

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By *ean counterMan
39 weeks ago

Kettering

I don't fit in a plane toilet on my own never mind with someone else !!

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By *partharmonyCouple
39 weeks ago

Ruislip

I once had sex in east London. I joined the Mile End club.

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By *reative-mind OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Exeter


"I once had sex in east London. I joined the Mile End club. "

If you have sex on a train that's the meter high club.

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By *yesgreenMan
39 weeks ago

north and south


"I once had sex in east London. I joined the Mile End club.

If you have sex on a train that's the meter high club. "

No you have to fuck her , It’s a tight spot in the toilet I mean , but get in on asap as you will be surprised how few opportunities arrive

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

I’m part of this club

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By *partan69Man
35 weeks ago

hyde

Does having a wank on a plane count

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By *partan69Man
35 weeks ago

hyde


"It was always fun as cabin crew watching people try to be subtle sneaking into the toilets. We'd give them just enough time to think they'd got away with it then knock on.

J"

Pmsl that's cruel ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago


"I once had sex in east London. I joined the Mile End club. "

I’ve had sex in a Blackpool B&B. The golden mile club.

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By *till gameMan
35 weeks ago

Oldham


"It was always fun as cabin crew watching people try to be subtle sneaking into the toilets. We'd give them just enough time to think they'd got away with it then knock on.

J"

I usually left them to it, not much glamour in shagging in those toilets, stinking and germ ridden

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By *irthandgirthMan
35 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"I remember having my hand in a girls knickers in the car on the motorway once and saying something like “I bet this is the fastest you’ve been travelling while doing this!” …..I’ll never forget the awkward look of honesty on her face! I was like “oh, well!” and pulled over to the hard shoulder, climbed on top of her, slid the passenger seat back and fucked my tears away there and then on the hard shoulder…

That was like reading a modern day Romeo and Juliet, who said romance was dead. Bravo sir, bravo. "

Seeing as Romeo was 16 and Juliet was younger, then I assume this was joyriding..

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