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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
32 weeks ago

Chelmsford

A town in Essex called Harwich which is famous for it's International Ferry Port linking Essex to Holland will be the first venue that turns human poo into jet fuel. What an amazing feat for Harwich. It's all over the news...

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

Flying bum!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

32 weeks ago

East Sussex

If only they could harness the power of bullshit. The climate crisis would be solved over night. Just hook the national grid to Westminster

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By *mma29Couple
32 weeks ago

wirral

All over the poos.

Had to say it before someone else did.

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

It’ll never take off

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By *uriousscouserWoman
32 weeks ago

Wirral


"All over the poos.

Had to say it before someone else did."

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

I believe that the gravel pits at brands hatch are actually reformed human poo !

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
32 weeks ago

Central

Are the seats all loos and the Captain keeps having to make announcements to facilitate continuous shitting?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
32 weeks ago

Central


"Are the seats all loos and the Captain keeps having to make announcements to facilitate continuous shitting? "

Revise this, to apply to ferry seats. I was in airplane mode

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By *nsatiable n baldCouple
32 weeks ago

somewhere only we know

After having a bout of diarrhoea recon I could get to Glasgow at least

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

Pile of cockapoop..dog poo enriches worms but human poo no way

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
32 weeks ago

Chelmsford

https://www.harwichandmanningtreestandard.co.uk/news/24246792.essex-special-facility-turn-human-waste-plane-fuel/

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By *agnar73Man
32 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Sounds shite.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
32 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

A plane you say Tom, that’s a shame, I was hoping it was going to be fuel to power a bus.

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By *ad NannaWoman
32 weeks ago

East London

Who is poo pooing this idea?

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By *ad NannaWoman
32 weeks ago

East London

My IBS will be useful at last!

Can we sell them our poop direct?

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By *ris GrayMan
32 weeks ago

Dorchester

Jet 2 loo

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By *icolerobbieCouple
32 weeks ago

walsall

I’m imagining the jet engines sounding like big continuous bottom burps.

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

OP be a bit less 'clickbaity' with your titles

Building plants to recover methane from decomposing waste matter, which may be useful as a fuel source for aircraft engines is more accurate.

Oh, and it's NOT all over the news

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By *ady SuzieXXXWoman
32 weeks ago

Chichester

Is this the same as flying with shit airlines?

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By *hrimper36Couple
32 weeks ago

Central France dept 36

Smells like shite to me Tom smells like shite.

T

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By *odgerMooreMan
32 weeks ago

Carlisle


"Is this the same as flying with shit airlines? "

Im buying Ryanair shares!!!!!

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By *arnayguyMan
32 weeks ago

Durham Tees

Is it a Messershit?

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By *onameyet2Man
32 weeks ago

chorley

Virgin Shatlantic?

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By *eyond PurityCouple
32 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Flew Poo - we’ll take all your shit

K

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By *yesgreenMan
32 weeks ago

north and south


"Flew Poo - we’ll take all your shit

K "

Air lingers

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By *orny-DJMan
32 weeks ago

Leigh-on-Sea

Watch out for skid marks on the runway

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