FabSwingers.com forum: Sell Yourself

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ey up good folks

This is your chance to shine; simply reveal here what you consider to be your very best quality above all else.

You never know, your answer might even procure you some quality fucky fucky by a subsequently enamoured admirer…

*Note: I offer absolutely no guarantee on that last part but you never know…*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just one quality???

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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

£1.99 ONO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can find me in that Middle Aisle section in Aldi.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Devout cock worshipper

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"£1.99 ONO"
sold

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

Sell?

Okay. This here’s your Ragnar73, runs quietly, generally does what it should, no bits falling off, bodywork improved from what it was. I’m told from test drives it’s kept the ladies happy and they enjoyed the handling.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I could be kinky

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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Bum... must read post properly...

Best quality obviously isn't attention to detail...

I am, however, fabulous at self-deprecation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots here to love, unlikely to run away very fast! Does love a big bear hug though!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Blunt science nerd with autistic +1, seeks fun and frolics

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By *CLM87Woman
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Petrol head here.. so can talk about cars and motorbikes for hours

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"Ey up good folks

This is your chance to shine; simply reveal here what you consider to be your very best quality above all else.

You never know, your answer might even procure you some quality fucky fucky by a subsequently enamoured admirer…

*Note: I offer absolutely no guarantee on that last part but you never know…*

I'm more nutritious than a pot noodle.

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By *sWyldWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'm kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are very very friendly and very easy to talk to.

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By *yeSureMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

On a site like this you may get a few BOGOF’s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just your average genuine guy that has manners and respect and just love a good laugh people take them selfs to serious sometimes enjoy Ur self a little bit more

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By *ondonMagicCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Hmmmm

Magic - when I jump up n down, stuff doesn’t fall off me….and it makes london giggle

……don’t tell her I said that though lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You better be willing to pay with your soul.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

My best quality? , errr I’d say it’s a toss up between sarcastic, patronising, condescending.

The mr

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By *ubcdverykinkyMan
over a year ago

Bourne lincs

Am 2 kinky for people on here xx

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

I have an impressive collection of memes, I'd even let you browse through and take your favourites.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No emotional understanding or conversation skills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually have snacks in my bag and I know where all the good carverys are in Scotland

WINNER

Mrs xx

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By *ge_load_ladMan
over a year ago

NW & Mids

Orally bi, apparently Im VERY orally gifted

so I get told

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going once, going twice..

A man so tempting, you could find lost lying under him staring into his darks eyes for an eternity

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By *odders88Man
over a year ago

Northampton

I make one hell of a cup of tea and love cake, Clint Eastwood films and eating ass

Also have very little morals or patience when building flat pack furniture

Hit me up

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"You better be willing to pay with your soul. "

Would a massage do ?

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

I won the lottery, so the lady will be guaranteed a steak meal...

Derek Duval

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By *ot to giggleWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

"I make one hell of a cup of tea and love cake, Clint Eastwood films and eating ass

Also have very little morals or patience when building flat pack furniture

Hit me up

oh i love doing flat packed furniture

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By *urbo TedMan
over a year ago

Stansted

Roses are red,

violets are blue,

I'm shit at poems so ignore that aspect but I can cook a great plate of eggy bread topped with some crispy bacon and a drizzle of maple syrup.

Drinks also provided

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I'm a blue-eyed, cheeky sarcastic twat but, always bring cake.

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By *odders88Man
over a year ago

Northampton

"I make one hell of a cup of tea and love cake, Clint Eastwood films and eating ass

Also have very little morals or patience when building flat pack furniture

Hit me up

oh i love doing flat packed furniture"

Do you have morals?

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By *tsJustKateWoman
over a year ago

London

I tried selling myself once, but they wanted a refund!

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan
over a year ago

Beverley

I can tell you anything you want to know about Radiohead 93-2001, Liverpool FC '94 - present, Brooklyn 99 series 1-5 and it's Always Sunny In Philadelphia series 3-14.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First will buy

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

My sense of humour, although this is probably an acquired taste.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

"I make one hell of a cup of tea and love cake, Clint Eastwood films and eating ass

Also have very little morals or patience when building flat pack furniture

Hit me up

oh i love doing flat packed furniture

Do you have morals?"

do they go on the wall

oh no they're murals

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I guess ‘good value’ as I’m often told the feeling/tingling lasts for quite a few days after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m good at comedy impressions ( apparently )

Easy going, respectful, non judgmental, my Tongue is gifted (apparently )

;-)

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

Well, I always tell the truth.

And I also always lie.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

Kidney £250,000

Liver - free to good home!!

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By *reative-mindMan
over a year ago

exeter

My personality and the fact I do actually care, selfless lover, good at kissing oh and I'm very modest.

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

I hav all me own teef!

I keeps them in a jar!

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

My farts can induce orgasms - even squirting. Sometimes up to 84 feet away.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Ohhhhh... SELL yourself!

Ahem...

"Helloooo discerning gentlemen. Davina... is available!

... for no holes barred encounters

How's that? Just have to decide my rates now. What should I pay people?

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