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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
37 weeks ago

Llanelli

Lick my arsehole or my eyeballs to live, what type of death would you prefer?

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Ballbag suffocation

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago


"Ballbag suffocation "

After licking your bum bum down

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
37 weeks ago

Southampton

Provided you cleaned your arse, I'd go arse lol ... licking eyeballs is really weird lol

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
37 weeks ago

Llanelli


"Ballbag suffocation "

Death by tea bagging

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
37 weeks ago

Southampton


"Ballbag suffocation

After licking your bum bum down "

Ffs thanks for the earworm!

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
37 weeks ago

Llanelli


"Ballbag suffocation

After licking your bum bum down "

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago


"Ballbag suffocation

After licking your bum bum down

Ffs thanks for the earworm! "

A pleasure

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
37 weeks ago

Llanelli


"Provided you cleaned your arse, I'd go arse lol ... licking eyeballs is really weird lol"

No it would be filthy and hairy

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
37 weeks ago

Southampton


"Ballbag suffocation

After licking your bum bum down

Ffs thanks for the earworm!

A pleasure "

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
37 weeks ago

Southampton


"Provided you cleaned your arse, I'd go arse lol ... licking eyeballs is really weird lol

No it would be filthy and hairy "

Ah well that's what they invented toothpaste , toothbrushes and mouthwash for

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
37 weeks ago

Llanelli


"Provided you cleaned your arse, I'd go arse lol ... licking eyeballs is really weird lol

No it would be filthy and hairy

Ah well that's what they invented toothpaste , toothbrushes and mouthwash for "

I don't think that was the reason

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

I don't lick.

I'd probably need a stake through the heart to finish me off.

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
37 weeks ago

Southampton


"Provided you cleaned your arse, I'd go arse lol ... licking eyeballs is really weird lol

No it would be filthy and hairy

Ah well that's what they invented toothpaste , toothbrushes and mouthwash for

I don't think that was the reason "

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Why wouldn’t I like your eye?

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
37 weeks ago

Llanelli


"I don't lick.

I'd probably need a stake through the heart to finish me off.

"

I do, can't lick my own though

I reckon a bit too much sun would be enough for you

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
37 weeks ago

Llanelli


"Why wouldn’t I like your eye?"

My eyes are lovely and deep brown, I don't think they're good to lick though but I could be wrong

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
37 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Ballbag suffocation "

That’s actually on my bucket list

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
37 weeks ago

Southampton


"Why wouldn’t I like your eye?

My eyes are lovely and deep brown, I don't think they're good to lick though but I could be wrong "

Ooh I like dark eyes

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By *ensuallover1000Man
37 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ll take your eyes.

Mmmm…these don’t taste half bad you know….

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago


"Ballbag suffocation

That’s actually on my bucket list "

Happy to help

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Eyeballs... Will they be rolling, or still??

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
37 weeks ago

Llanelli


"I’ll take your eyes.

Mmmm…these don’t taste half bad you know….

"

Jeepers creepers style?

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
37 weeks ago

Llanelli


"Why wouldn’t I like your eye?

My eyes are lovely and deep brown, I don't think they're good to lick though but I could be wrong

Ooh I like dark eyes "

They're popular, I'd swap them for green ones though if I could

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
37 weeks ago

Llanelli


"Eyeballs... Will they be rolling, or still??"

I don't like things in my eyes so they would be moving and I might blink a little

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
37 weeks ago

Southampton


"Why wouldn’t I like your eye?

My eyes are lovely and deep brown, I don't think they're good to lick though but I could be wrong

Ooh I like dark eyes

They're popular, I'd swap them for green ones though if I could "

Mine are blue... swap??

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
37 weeks ago

Llanelli


"Why wouldn’t I like your eye?

My eyes are lovely and deep brown, I don't think they're good to lick though but I could be wrong

Ooh I like dark eyes

They're popular, I'd swap them for green ones though if I could

Mine are blue... swap?? "

No I want green

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
37 weeks ago

Southampton


"Why wouldn’t I like your eye?

My eyes are lovely and deep brown, I don't think they're good to lick though but I could be wrong

Ooh I like dark eyes

They're popular, I'd swap them for green ones though if I could

Mine are blue... swap??

No I want green "

Actually you wouldn't want my eyes anyway they're completely fucked lol

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
37 weeks ago

Llanelli


"Why wouldn’t I like your eye?

My eyes are lovely and deep brown, I don't think they're good to lick though but I could be wrong

Ooh I like dark eyes

They're popular, I'd swap them for green ones though if I could

Mine are blue... swap??

No I want green

Actually you wouldn't want my eyes anyway they're completely fucked lol"

Yeah mine are still really good

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
37 weeks ago

Southampton


"Why wouldn’t I like your eye?

My eyes are lovely and deep brown, I don't think they're good to lick though but I could be wrong

Ooh I like dark eyes

They're popular, I'd swap them for green ones though if I could

Mine are blue... swap??

No I want green

Actually you wouldn't want my eyes anyway they're completely fucked lol

Yeah mine are still really good "

I'm turning green here ... First you're having ALL the sex AND you have proper working eyes .... might as well chuck myself on the scrap heap now

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
37 weeks ago

Llanelli


"Why wouldn’t I like your eye?

My eyes are lovely and deep brown, I don't think they're good to lick though but I could be wrong

Ooh I like dark eyes

They're popular, I'd swap them for green ones though if I could

Mine are blue... swap??

No I want green

Actually you wouldn't want my eyes anyway they're completely fucked lol

Yeah mine are still really good

I'm turning green here ... First you're having ALL the sex AND you have proper working eyes .... might as well chuck myself on the scrap heap now "

You'll have to go ask if they have any spare

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By *parkle1974Woman
37 weeks ago

Leeds

Can I tickle your balls instead?

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By *parkle1974Woman
37 weeks ago

Leeds


"Can I tickle your balls instead? "

*eyeballs!!

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
37 weeks ago

Southampton


"Why wouldn’t I like your eye?

My eyes are lovely and deep brown, I don't think they're good to lick though but I could be wrong

Ooh I like dark eyes

They're popular, I'd swap them for green ones though if I could

Mine are blue... swap??

No I want green

Actually you wouldn't want my eyes anyway they're completely fucked lol

Yeah mine are still really good

I'm turning green here ... First you're having ALL the sex AND you have proper working eyes .... might as well chuck myself on the scrap heap now

You'll have to go ask if they have any spare "

Spare eyes?? yeah... could do with bionic ones really x

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
37 weeks ago

Llanelli


"Can I tickle your balls instead?

*eyeballs!! "

Tickling my balls wasn't on the list, how about I meet you halfway and make them sweaty first?

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By *eorallMan
37 weeks ago

Winchester


"Lick my arsehole or my eyeballs to live, what type of death would you prefer? "

Playing jenga on top of the mt everest

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
37 weeks ago

Llanelli


"Why wouldn’t I like your eye?

My eyes are lovely and deep brown, I don't think they're good to lick though but I could be wrong

Ooh I like dark eyes

They're popular, I'd swap them for green ones though if I could

Mine are blue... swap??

No I want green

Actually you wouldn't want my eyes anyway they're completely fucked lol

Yeah mine are still really good

I'm turning green here ... First you're having ALL the sex AND you have proper working eyes .... might as well chuck myself on the scrap heap now

You'll have to go ask if they have any spare

Spare eyes?? yeah... could do with bionic ones really x"

I'm sure they will be available in the future

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By *parkle1974Woman
37 weeks ago

Leeds


"Can I tickle your balls instead?

*eyeballs!!

Tickling my balls wasn't on the list, how about I meet you halfway and make them sweaty first? "

Ohhh sweaty balls

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
37 weeks ago

Llanelli


"Lick my arsehole or my eyeballs to live, what type of death would you prefer?

Playing jenga on top of the mt everest"

It's too windy for jenga

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
37 weeks ago

Southampton


"Why wouldn’t I like your eye?

My eyes are lovely and deep brown, I don't think they're good to lick though but I could be wrong

Ooh I like dark eyes

They're popular, I'd swap them for green ones though if I could

Mine are blue... swap??

No I want green

Actually you wouldn't want my eyes anyway they're completely fucked lol

Yeah mine are still really good

I'm turning green here ... First you're having ALL the sex AND you have proper working eyes .... might as well chuck myself on the scrap heap now

You'll have to go ask if they have any spare

Spare eyes?? yeah... could do with bionic ones really x

I'm sure they will be available in the future "

I can but hope! I'll probably be blind by then lol

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
37 weeks ago

Llanelli


"Can I tickle your balls instead?

*eyeballs!!

Tickling my balls wasn't on the list, how about I meet you halfway and make them sweaty first?

Ohhh sweaty balls "

You got to lick them though, tickling isn't allowed

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
37 weeks ago

Reading

Eyeball

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By *agnar73Man
37 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Eyeball nah. Mans arse nah.

A suitably busy road and something big and heavy to make it quick - would be preferable to those.

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By *nnCeeWoman
37 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

I'd take the eyeballs. Unless I could give the chocolate starfish a darned good scrub first.

Death, preferably peacefully, whilst asleep. Not sure the passengers on the bus would appreciate it though...

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
37 weeks ago

Leeds

Licking an eyeball is no bother, I’ll style your brows while I’m at it.

The mr

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