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"Hey -man-, you’re so sexy! I’ll Faf you hard and good in the NW tonight! (Put your right big toe in your left ear!) "This is just an example and it’ll help reply 175 get their dreams come true sooner  | |||
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"Hey OP; welcome to the forums! It can be a good place to look, fingers crossed it is for you. xoxo" Hello Meli 
You look pretty! And you’re in the North West apparently!
I must be losing my touch… x | |||
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"Hey OP; welcome to the forums! It can be a good place to look, fingers crossed it is for you. xoxo Hello Meli
You look pretty! And you’re in the North West apparently!
I must be losing my touch… x"I am in the North West. I'm not a true NWener though.  Don't want to catfish you. | |||
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"Hey man. Hey ugly 
Faf? 
Awwwww you got my name right
In."Which hole? x | |||
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"Hey OP; welcome to the forums! It can be a good place to look, fingers crossed it is for you. xoxo Hello Meli
You look pretty! And you’re in the North West apparently!
I must be losing my touch… x
I am in the North West. I'm not a true NWener though. Don't want to catfish you."I heard you’re POSH apparently! | |||
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"Hey Op, good luck in your noble quest for filth.......hope you find what your looking for Mr " I think we both know it’s doomed but I’ll give it my best | |||
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"Hey Op, good luck in your noble quest for filth.......hope you find what your looking for Mr I think we both know it’s doomed but I’ll give it my best "Mate glass hald full is sexy, fake it till you make it......walk in like you own the joint Mr | |||
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"Hey OP; welcome to the forums! It can be a good place to look, fingers crossed it is for you. xoxo Hello Meli
You look pretty! And you’re in the North West apparently!
I must be losing my touch… x
I am in the North West. I'm not a true NWener though. Don't want to catfish you.
I heard you’re POSH apparently! "No, you must have me confused. I'm a proper Lu'on bird. If you like 'em rough, I'm the girl for you. | |||
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"Hey man. (This works well as a laid back greeting. Excellent.) I forgot the other bit of the rules but please balance a boiled egg in your belly button
J"Hey J&B
Are there rules? 
I’d prefer a slippery hot fried egg, straight out of the pan | |||
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"Hey Op, good luck in your noble quest for filth.......hope you find what your looking for Mr I think we both know it’s doomed but I’ll give it my best
Mate glass hald full is sexy, fake it till you make it......walk in like you own the joint
Mr "I DO own the joint! | |||
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"Hey OP; welcome to the forums! It can be a good place to look, fingers crossed it is for you. xoxo Hello Meli
You look pretty! And you’re in the North West apparently!
I must be losing my touch… x
I am in the North West. I'm not a true NWener though. Don't want to catfish you.
I heard you’re POSH apparently!
No, you must have me confused. I'm a proper Lu'on bird. If you like 'em rough, I'm the girl for you. "Are we talking 3 or 4 days stubble? | |||
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" doomed"You always wanted me!
I’ll stretch to Coventry
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"Hey man. (This works well as a laid back greeting. Excellent.) I forgot the other bit of the rules but please balance a boiled egg in your belly button
J
Hey J&B
Are there rules?
I’d prefer a slippery hot fried egg, straight out of the pan "Gosh, how delightfully kinky. Perhaps it's a framework rather than actual rules. My request for this post is pose seductively with a hammer drill. Actually there's no point in using all my best ideas now if only post 175 will be made real.
J | |||
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"Hey man. (This works well as a laid back greeting. Excellent.) I forgot the other bit of the rules but please balance a boiled egg in your belly button
J
Hey J&B
Are there rules?
I’d prefer a slippery hot fried egg, straight out of the pan
Gosh, how delightfully kinky. Perhaps it's a framework rather than actual rules. My request for this post is pose seductively with a hammer drill.
Actually there's no point in using all my best ideas now if only post 175 will be made real.
J"I was gambling on 175 not actually happening based on the state of the forums
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"I’m confused. You are in Bath?!" Tonight Matthew, I’m in Manchester ish | |||
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"nW is a big place. Faf - Fucking astronomically Faraway "Fancy a fumble | |||
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" doomed
You always wanted me!
I’ll stretch to Coventry
How come nobody has made a request yet? "apparently not much talking happens in Coventry | |||
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" doomed
You always wanted me!
I’ll stretch to Coventry
How come nobody has made a request yet?
apparently not much talking happens in Coventry "Mouth full then?  | |||
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"I’m confused. You are in Bath?! Tonight Matthew, I’m in Manchester ish "FFS you promised you’d never use my real name on here. You know I like being called Archibald | |||
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"I’m confused. You are in Bath?! Tonight Matthew, I’m in Manchester ish
FFS you promised you’d never use my real name on here. You know I like being called Archibald "It was like a double bluff! If I called you Archibald then nobody else would…
I like your pic btw!  . Faf? | |||
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"Hey man. Hey ugly
Faf?
Awwwww you got my name right
In.
Which hole? x"Ear | |||
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"Hey man. Hey ugly
Faf?
Awwwww you got my name right
In.
Which hole? x
Ear"I’ve never pee’d in anyone’s ear before, but I’ll give it a go | |||
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"nW is a big place. Faf - Fucking astronomically Faraway
Fancy a fumble "Fuck no. I’m out. | |||
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"Hey Op, good luck in your noble quest for filth.......hope you find what your looking for Mr I think we both know it’s doomed but I’ll give it my best
Mate glass hald full is sexy, fake it till you make it......walk in like you own the joint
Mr
I DO own the joint! "You can be my side kick, cuz this shizzle is mine Mr | |||
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"nW is a big place. Faf - Fucking astronomically Faraway
Fancy a fumble
Fuck no.
I’m out. "Homophobe! | |||
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"Hey Op, good luck in your noble quest for filth.......hope you find what your looking for Mr I think we both know it’s doomed but I’ll give it my best
Mate glass hald full is sexy, fake it till you make it......walk in like you own the joint
Mr
I DO own the joint!
You can be my side kick, cuz this shizzle is mine
Mr "Does that mean I get to watch you doing sexy acts with your Mrs? | |||
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"Hey Op, good luck in your noble quest for filth.......hope you find what your looking for Mr I think we both know it’s doomed but I’ll give it my best
Mate glass hald full is sexy, fake it till you make it......walk in like you own the joint
Mr
I DO own the joint!
You can be my side kick, cuz this shizzle is mine
Mr
Does that mean I get to watch you doing sexy acts with your Mrs? "Aye if your ever in a club that were in....there's a good chance of seeing my fat arse in action Mr | |||
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" doomed
You always wanted me!
I’ll stretch to Coventry
How come nobody has made a request yet? "That is some stretch you have on ya! | |||
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"The northwest of England or the northwest of Bath?" I’m not fussy my love | |||
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"Hey Op, good luck in your noble quest for filth.......hope you find what your looking for Mr I think we both know it’s doomed but I’ll give it my best
Mate glass hald full is sexy, fake it till you make it......walk in like you own the joint
Mr
I DO own the joint!
You can be my side kick, cuz this shizzle is mine
Mr
Does that mean I get to watch you doing sexy acts with your Mrs?
Aye if your ever in a club that were in....there's a good chance of seeing my fat arse in action
Mr "If you make threats like that then you have to be prepared to follow through on them! | |||
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"The northwest of England or the northwest of Bath? I’m not fussy my love "I mean, it makes a difference, because I'm not comfortable with someone coming from Bath to try to meet me. Puts the stakes a bit too high | |||
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" doomed
You always wanted me!
I’ll stretch to Coventry
How come nobody has made a request yet?
That is some stretch you have on ya!"Just like Stretch Armstrong, he gets around Mr | |||
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" doomed
You always wanted me!
I’ll stretch to Coventry
How come nobody has made a request yet?
That is some stretch you have on ya!"I’m a grower | |||
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"Hey Op, good luck in your noble quest for filth.......hope you find what your looking for Mr I think we both know it’s doomed but I’ll give it my best
Mate glass hald full is sexy, fake it till you make it......walk in like you own the joint
Mr
I DO own the joint!
You can be my side kick, cuz this shizzle is mine
Mr
Does that mean I get to watch you doing sexy acts with your Mrs?
Aye if your ever in a club that were in....there's a good chance of seeing my fat arse in action
Mr
If you make threats like that then you have to be prepared to follow through on them! "No threat mate, plenty of open play experience here in clubs.... Mr | |||
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"The northwest of England or the northwest of Bath? I’m not fussy my love
I mean, it makes a difference, because I'm not comfortable with someone coming from Bath to try to meet me. Puts the stakes a bit too high"Today I’m in Manchester ish x | |||
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"Hey Op, good luck in your noble quest for filth.......hope you find what your looking for Mr I think we both know it’s doomed but I’ll give it my best
Mate glass hald full is sexy, fake it till you make it......walk in like you own the joint
Mr
I DO own the joint!
You can be my side kick, cuz this shizzle is mine
Mr
Does that mean I get to watch you doing sexy acts with your Mrs?
Aye if your ever in a club that were in....there's a good chance of seeing my fat arse in action
Mr
If you make threats like that then you have to be prepared to follow through on them!
No threat mate, plenty of open play experience here in clubs....
Mr "It’s happening then! | |||
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"Hey Op, good luck in your noble quest for filth.......hope you find what your looking for Mr I think we both know it’s doomed but I’ll give it my best
Mate glass hald full is sexy, fake it till you make it......walk in like you own the joint
Mr
I DO own the joint!
You can be my side kick, cuz this shizzle is mine
Mr
Does that mean I get to watch you doing sexy acts with your Mrs?
Aye if your ever in a club that were in....there's a good chance of seeing my fat arse in action
Mr
If you make threats like that then you have to be prepared to follow through on them!
No threat mate, plenty of open play experience here in clubs....
Mr
It’s happening then! "If you wanna pay as a single males membership for clubs, then who knows, you may get to watch, but touch is debatable..... Mr | |||
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"Hey Op, good luck in your noble quest for filth.......hope you find what your looking for Mr I think we both know it’s doomed but I’ll give it my best
Mate glass hald full is sexy, fake it till you make it......walk in like you own the joint
Mr
I DO own the joint!
You can be my side kick, cuz this shizzle is mine
Mr
Does that mean I get to watch you doing sexy acts with your Mrs?
Aye if your ever in a club that were in....there's a good chance of seeing my fat arse in action
Mr
If you make threats like that then you have to be prepared to follow through on them!
No threat mate, plenty of open play experience here in clubs....
Mr
It’s happening then!
If you wanna pay as a single males membership for clubs, then who knows, you may get to watch, but touch is debatable.....
Mr "I OWN the clubs! | |||
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" I OWN the clubs! "Manz can't even get a FAF meet Mr | |||
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"Seriously people! I need a hot person or people for some filth in the NW and someone said the forum was the place to look!
Please apply below…
*** If I get one genuine acceptable offer then I’ll post a picture posed as per the 175th reply’s own personally perverted preference/request) ***"It’s so true that this is the place to look because despite what people say, we’re all shagging each other | |||
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"Seriously people! I need a hot person or people for some filth in the NW and someone said the forum was the place to look!
Please apply below…
*** If I get one genuine acceptable offer then I’ll post a picture posed as per the 175th reply’s own personally perverted preference/request) ***
It’s so true that this is the place to look because despite what people say, we’re all shagging each other"FAF pickles Mr | |||
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" I OWN the clubs!
Manz can't even get a FAF meet
Mr "That’s coz they’re all ummmmm, scared of my sexgangsteryness and they probs think I have high standards and suchlike… | |||
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"Seriously people! I need a hot person or people for some filth in the NW and someone said the forum was the place to look!
Please apply below…
*** If I get one genuine acceptable offer then I’ll post a picture posed as per the 175th reply’s own personally perverted preference/request) ***
It’s so true that this is the place to look because despite what people say, we’re all shagging each other"So forum people really shag though? Be honest now… | |||
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"Seriously people! I need a hot person or people for some filth in the NW and someone said the forum was the place to look!
Please apply below…
*** If I get one genuine acceptable offer then I’ll post a picture posed as per the 175th reply’s own personally perverted preference/request) ***
It’s so true that this is the place to look because despite what people say, we’re all shagging each other
So forum people really shag though? Be honest now… "Only the clique gets to shag Mr | |||
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"Seriously people! I need a hot person or people for some filth in the NW and someone said the forum was the place to look!
Please apply below…
*** If I get one genuine acceptable offer then I’ll post a picture posed as per the 175th reply’s own personally perverted preference/request) ***
It’s so true that this is the place to look because despite what people say, we’re all shagging each other
So forum people really shag though? Be honest now…
Only the clique gets to shag
Mr "I OWN the damn clique!!! | |||
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"Seriously people! I need a hot person or people for some filth in the NW and someone said the forum was the place to look!
Please apply below…
*** If I get one genuine acceptable offer then I’ll post a picture posed as per the 175th reply’s own personally perverted preference/request) ***
It’s so true that this is the place to look because despite what people say, we’re all shagging each other"Erm, no. | |||
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"Seriously people! I need a hot person or people for some filth in the NW and someone said the forum was the place to look!
Please apply below…
*** If I get one genuine acceptable offer then I’ll post a picture posed as per the 175th reply’s own personally perverted preference/request) ***
It’s so true that this is the place to look because despite what people say, we’re all shagging each other
So forum people really shag though? Be honest now…
Only the clique gets to shag
Mr
I OWN the damn clique!!! "You'll upset them, talking like that Mr | |||
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Please apply below…
*** If I get one genuine acceptable offer then I’ll post a picture posed as per the 175th reply’s own personally perverted preference/request) ***
It’s so true that this is the place to look because despite what people say, we’re all shagging each other
Erm, no."Summat about brakes kiddo | |||
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"Seriously people! I need a hot person or people for some filth in the NW and someone said the forum was the place to look!
Please apply below…
*** If I get one genuine acceptable offer then I’ll post a picture posed as per the 175th reply’s own personally perverted preference/request) ***
It’s so true that this is the place to look because despite what people say, we’re all shagging each other
So forum people really shag though? Be honest now…
Only the clique gets to shag
Mr
I OWN the damn clique!!!
You'll upset them, talking like that
Mr "I did with my first line
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"Seriously people! I need a hot person or people for some filth in the NW and someone said the forum was the place to look!
Please apply below…
*** If I get one genuine acceptable offer then I’ll post a picture posed as per the 175th reply’s own personally perverted preference/request) ***
It’s so true that this is the place to look because despite what people say, we’re all shagging each other
Erm, no.
Summat about brakes kiddo " It wouldn't work from you. At all. You need to have erm a certain accent. And be a lot less you.
(Since when was Bath in the NW by the way?)
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"Seriously people! I need a hot person or people for some filth in the NW and someone said the forum was the place to look!
Please apply below…
*** If I get one genuine acceptable offer then I’ll post a picture posed as per the 175th reply’s own personally perverted preference/request) ***
It’s so true that this is the place to look because despite what people say, we’re all shagging each other
Erm, no.
Summat about brakes kiddo
It wouldn't work from you. At all. You need to have erm a certain accent. And be a lot less you.
(Since when was Bath in the NW by the way?)
"Omg do I have to send you a live map? I’m here! And less me??? Is that your way of telling me you have a tidy lady hole? | |||
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"Seriously people! I need a hot person or people for some filth in the NW and someone said the forum was the place to look!
Please apply below…
*** If I get one genuine acceptable offer then I’ll post a picture posed as per the 175th reply’s own personally perverted preference/request) ***
It’s so true that this is the place to look because despite what people say, we’re all shagging each other
Erm, no.
Summat about brakes kiddo
It wouldn't work from you. At all. You need to have erm a certain accent. And be a lot less you.
(Since when was Bath in the NW by the way?)
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"Seriously people! I need a hot person or people for some filth in the NW and someone said the forum was the place to look!
Please apply below…
*** If I get one genuine acceptable offer then I’ll post a picture posed as per the 175th reply’s own personally perverted preference/request) ***
It’s so true that this is the place to look because despite what people say, we’re all shagging each other
FAF pickles
Mr "If I was into men, I’d clean up on here
Anyway, Mr, yes. I’m in. | |||
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"Seriously people! I need a hot person or people for some filth in the NW and someone said the forum was the place to look!
Please apply below…
*** If I get one genuine acceptable offer then I’ll post a picture posed as per the 175th reply’s own personally perverted preference/request) ***
It’s so true that this is the place to look because despite what people say, we’re all shagging each other
So forum people really shag though? Be honest now… "I’ve shagged forum commenters. Nearly all. | |||
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"Seriously people! I need a hot person or people for some filth in the NW and someone said the forum was the place to look!
Please apply below…
*** If I get one genuine acceptable offer then I’ll post a picture posed as per the 175th reply’s own personally perverted preference/request) ***
It’s so true that this is the place to look because despite what people say, we’re all shagging each other
Erm, no."Meli…
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"Seriously people! I need a hot person or people for some filth in the NW and someone said the forum was the place to look!
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*** If I get one genuine acceptable offer then I’ll post a picture posed as per the 175th reply’s own personally perverted preference/request) ***
It’s so true that this is the place to look because despite what people say, we’re all shagging each other
FAF pickles
Mr
If I was into men, I’d clean up on here
Anyway, Mr, yes. I’m in. "I get ya if I was in to dudes, I'd be getting tea bagged on the daily..... Mr | |||
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" doomed
You always wanted me!
I’ll stretch to Coventry
How come nobody has made a request yet?
That is some stretch you have on ya!
I’m a grower " yea not got to Coventry! | |||
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"Seriously people! I need a hot person or people for some filth in the NW and someone said the forum was the place to look!
Please apply below…
*** If I get one genuine acceptable offer then I’ll post a picture posed as per the 175th reply’s own personally perverted preference/request) ***
It’s so true that this is the place to look because despite what people say, we’re all shagging each other
FAF pickles
Mr
If I was into men, I’d clean up on here
Anyway, Mr, yes. I’m in.
I get ya if I was in to dudes, I'd be getting tea bagged on the daily.....
Mr "We should just.. be into guys I reckon.
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"I think that person who said I should come on the forums to find sexy times in the north west was telling fibs! "Play the long game | |||
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" doomed
You always wanted me!
I’ll stretch to Coventry
How come nobody has made a request yet?
That is some stretch you have on ya!
I’m a grower
yea not got to Coventry!"Why? Are you not letting me in? | |||
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"I think that person who said I should come on the forums to find sexy times in the north west was telling fibs!
Play the long game"I’m only here for one night only and it’s almost my bed time | |||
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"Seriously people! I need a hot person or people for some filth in the NW and someone said the forum was the place to look!
Please apply below…
*** If I get one genuine acceptable offer then I’ll post a picture posed as per the 175th reply’s own personally perverted preference/request) ***
It’s so true that this is the place to look because despite what people say, we’re all shagging each other
FAF pickles
Mr
If I was into men, I’d clean up on here
Anyway, Mr, yes. I’m in.
I get ya if I was in to dudes, I'd be getting tea bagged on the daily.....
Mr
We should just.. be into guys I reckon.
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"I think that person who said I should come on the forums to find sexy times in the north west was telling fibs!
Play the long game
I’m only here for one night only and it’s almost my bed time "Night night cupcake, there's always FAF tomorrow Mr | |||
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"Seriously people! I need a hot person or people for some filth in the NW and someone said the forum was the place to look!
Please apply below…
*** If I get one genuine acceptable offer then I’ll post a picture posed as per the 175th reply’s own personally perverted preference/request) ***
It’s so true that this is the place to look because despite what people say, we’re all shagging each other
FAF pickles
Mr
If I was into men, I’d clean up on here
Anyway, Mr, yes. I’m in.
I get ya if I was in to dudes, I'd be getting tea bagged on the daily.....
Mr
We should just.. be into guys I reckon.
As long as we don't swallow all will be good "Yes, ain’t nobody want to have a baby out their arse… | |||
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"I think that person who said I should come on the forums to find sexy times in the north west was telling fibs!
Play the long game
I’m only here for one night only and it’s almost my bed time
Night night cupcake, there's always FAF tomorrow
Mr "Don’t let the bed bugs bite
Tomorrow I doubt I’ll be here | |||
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"I think that person who said I should come on the forums to find sexy times in the north west was telling fibs! " need way more notice for sexy times. I'm still shaving my toes!
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"I think that person who said I should come on the forums to find sexy times in the north west was telling fibs!
need way more notice for sexy times. I'm still shaving my toes!
J"Is that a maybe? | |||
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"Summat about brakes kiddo
It wouldn't work from you. At all. You need to have erm a certain accent. And be a lot less you.
(Since when was Bath in the NW by the way?)
Omg do I have to send you a live map?
I’m here!
And less me??? Is that your way of telling me you have a tidy lady hole? "Darn it, if only you'd said earlier I'd be stockinged and raring to go. Such a shame. | |||
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It wouldn't work from you. At all. You need to have erm a certain accent. And be a lot less you.
(Since when was Bath in the NW by the way?)
Omg do I have to send you a live map?
I’m here!
And less me??? Is that your way of telling me you have a tidy lady hole?
Darn it, if only you'd said earlier I'd be stockinged and raring to go. Such a shame. "Maybe I do need to be less me! I’m now picturing you ready for an armed robbery… | |||
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"Summat about brakes kiddo
It wouldn't work from you. At all. You need to have erm a certain accent. And be a lot less you.
(Since when was Bath in the NW by the way?)
Omg do I have to send you a live map?
I’m here!
And less me??? Is that your way of telling me you have a tidy lady hole?
Darn it, if only you'd said earlier I'd be stockinged and raring to go. Such a shame.
Maybe I do need to be less me! I’m now picturing you ready for an armed robbery… "Oh if we're doing Point Break I want a President mask! J | |||
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"Summat about brakes kiddo
It wouldn't work from you. At all. You need to have erm a certain accent. And be a lot less you.
(Since when was Bath in the NW by the way?)
Omg do I have to send you a live map?
I’m here!
And less me??? Is that your way of telling me you have a tidy lady hole?
Darn it, if only you'd said earlier I'd be stockinged and raring to go. Such a shame.
Maybe I do need to be less me! I’m now picturing you ready for an armed robbery…
Oh if we're doing Point Break I want a President mask!
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"That’s it you useless bunch! Here endeth my forum usage as it’s clearly no good for finding filth in the Northern Western region… "You haven't got to 175 replies yet OP, don't quit yet! | |||
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"That’s it you useless bunch! Here endeth my forum usage as it’s clearly no good for finding filth in the Northern Western region… "Have a little patience and faith | |||
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"That’s it you useless bunch! Here endeth my forum usage as it’s clearly no good for finding filth in the Northern Western region…
Have a little patience and faith "Have a little patience is a great song. Faith is also a great song. Nicely done | |||
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"That’s it you useless bunch! Here endeth my forum usage as it’s clearly no good for finding filth in the Northern Western region… "He’ll be back tomorrow | |||
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"That’s it you useless bunch! Here endeth my forum usage as it’s clearly no good for finding filth in the Northern Western region…
Have a little patience and faith Have a little patience is a great song.
Faith is also a great song. Nicely done"Have a little faith is also a song. | |||
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"That’s it you useless bunch! Here endeth my forum usage as it’s clearly no good for finding filth in the Northern Western region…
Have a little patience and faith Have a little patience is a great song.
Faith is also a great song. Nicely done"Two classics right there. 2-4-1 | |||
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"lol the NW had its chance! " | |||
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"lol the NW had its chance! "Sorry not sorry | |||
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"Have a little patience is a great song." Do you mean "Patience"? That was sung by men from the NW... If it's the song you're talking about... | |||
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"Have a little patience is a great song. Do you mean "Patience"? That was sung by men from the NW... If it's the song you're talking about..." He's definitely talking take that | |||
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"Have a little patience is a great song. Do you mean "Patience"? That was sung by men from the NW... If it's the song you're talking about..." Yes. That’s the song I meant. Have a little patience. | |||
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"lol the NW had its chance! "Awww, it's like the sad music at the end of the Incredible Hulk. Which region gets to faf with -man-tomorrow?
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"Have a little patience is a great song. Do you mean "Patience"? That was sung by men from the NW... If it's the song you're talking about... He's definitely talking take that" Who are take that? | |||
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"Have a little patience is a great song. Do you mean "Patience"? That was sung by men from the NW... If it's the song you're talking about..." I like your bum! . It’s a shame there are no bums like yours in the NW… | |||
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"lol the NW had its chance!
Awww, it's like the sad music at the end of the Incredible Hulk. Which region gets to faf with -man-tomorrow?
J"London hopefully. | |||
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"lol the NW had its chance!
Awww, it's like the sad music at the end of the Incredible Hulk. Which region gets to faf with -man-tomorrow?
J"Technically I’ll still be in south Manchester but I think I might try the midlands for the journey home… | |||
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"lol the NW had its chance!
Awww, it's like the sad music at the end of the Incredible Hulk. Which region gets to faf with -man-tomorrow?
J
London hopefully. "Y'know. This thread might just hit 175 after all. I'm a get my thinking cap on!
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"lol the NW had its chance!
Awww, it's like the sad music at the end of the Incredible Hulk. Which region gets to faf with -man-tomorrow?
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"Have a little patience is a great song. Do you mean "Patience"? That was sung by men from the NW... If it's the song you're talking about... He's definitely talking take that Who are take that?" White version of JLS | |||
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"lol the NW had its chance!
Awww, it's like the sad music at the end of the Incredible Hulk. Which region gets to faf with -man-tomorrow?
J
Technically I’ll still be in south Manchester but I think I might try the midlands for the journey home… "You make me laugh. We should have a drink at least next time you're around here. J | |||
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"lol the NW had its chance!
Awww, it's like the sad music at the end of the Incredible Hulk. Which region gets to faf with -man-tomorrow?
J
London hopefully.
Y'know. This thread might just hit 175 after all. I'm a get my thinking cap on!
J"I’ll pose and you can snap it in person | |||
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"lol the NW had its chance!
Awww, it's like the sad music at the end of the Incredible Hulk. Which region gets to faf with -man-tomorrow?
J
Technically I’ll still be in south Manchester but I think I might try the midlands for the journey home…
You make me laugh. We should have a drink at least next time you're around here.
J"Awwww, well that’s a start at least | |||
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"lol the NW had its chance!
Awww, it's like the sad music at the end of the Incredible Hulk. Which region gets to faf with -man-tomorrow?
J
Technically I’ll still be in south Manchester but I think I might try the midlands for the journey home…
You make me laugh. We should have a drink at least next time you're around here.
J
Awwww, well that’s a start at least "See, and there you were all ready to give up OP! | |||
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"lol the NW had its chance!
Awww, it's like the sad music at the end of the Incredible Hulk. Which region gets to faf with -man-tomorrow?
J
Technically I’ll still be in south Manchester but I think I might try the midlands for the journey home…
You make me laugh. We should have a drink at least next time you're around here.
J
Awwww, well that’s a start at least
See, and there you were all ready to give up OP! "Daizy, aren't you in the Midlands?... | |||
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"lol the NW had its chance!
Awww, it's like the sad music at the end of the Incredible Hulk. Which region gets to faf with -man-tomorrow?
J
Technically I’ll still be in south Manchester but I think I might try the midlands for the journey home…
You make me laugh. We should have a drink at least next time you're around here.
J
Awwww, well that’s a start at least
See, and there you were all ready to give up OP!
Daizy, aren't you in the Midlands?..."I’m always glad of a helping pimp… | |||
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"lol the NW had its chance!
Awww, it's like the sad music at the end of the Incredible Hulk. Which region gets to faf with -man-tomorrow?
J
Technically I’ll still be in south Manchester but I think I might try the midlands for the journey home…
You make me laugh. We should have a drink at least next time you're around here.
J
Awwww, well that’s a start at least
See, and there you were all ready to give up OP!
Daizy, aren't you in the Midlands?..."Aren't you Willy? | |||
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"lol the NW had its chance!
Awww, it's like the sad music at the end of the Incredible Hulk. Which region gets to faf with -man-tomorrow?
J
Technically I’ll still be in south Manchester but I think I might try the midlands for the journey home…
You make me laugh. We should have a drink at least next time you're around here.
J
Awwww, well that’s a start at least
See, and there you were all ready to give up OP!
Daizy, aren't you in the Midlands?...
I’m always glad of a helping pimp… "Guy code | |||
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"Have a little patience is a great song. Do you mean "Patience"? That was sung by men from the NW... If it's the song you're talking about... He's definitely talking take that Who are take that? White version of JLS" No no no no no no!!!
Best thing to have come outta Manchester (and Stoke). I'm a 90s girl. Absolutely loved Take That, and still do.
And you're not fooling me, that you don't know who they are, Pickle!! | |||
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"lol the NW had its chance!
Awww, it's like the sad music at the end of the Incredible Hulk. Which region gets to faf with -man-tomorrow?
J
Technically I’ll still be in south Manchester but I think I might try the midlands for the journey home…
You make me laugh. We should have a drink at least next time you're around here.
J
Awwww, well that’s a start at least
See, and there you were all ready to give up OP!
Daizy, aren't you in the Midlands?...
Aren't you Willy?"You know full well I'm not the filth I'm not the filth he's after | |||
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"Have a little patience is a great song. Do you mean "Patience"? That was sung by men from the NW... If it's the song you're talking about... I like your bum! . It’s a shame there are no bums like yours in the NW…"Thanks. It's shrunk since that weirdly angled pic was taken, but still big. Come to the South East and you might see it! | |||
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"Have a little patience is a great song. Do you mean "Patience"? That was sung by men from the NW... If it's the song you're talking about... I like your bum! . It’s a shame there are no bums like yours in the NW…
Thanks. It's shrunk since that weirdly angled pic was taken, but still big. Come to the South East and you might see it!"I’m a Berkshire boy originally! Berkshire born, Berkshire bred, strong in the arm and thick in the head! | |||
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"Have a little patience is a great song. Do you mean "Patience"? That was sung by men from the NW... If it's the song you're talking about... He's definitely talking take that Who are take that? White version of JLS" JLS? Really Willy | |||
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"Have a little patience is a great song. Do you mean "Patience"? That was sung by men from the NW... If it's the song you're talking about... He's definitely talking take that Who are take that? White version of JLS No no no no no no!!!
Best thing to have come outta Manchester (and Stoke). I'm a 90s girl. Absolutely loved Take That, and still do.
And you're not fooling me, that you don't know who they are, Pickle!!"Would I be so playful on here? | |||
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"Have a little patience is a great song. Do you mean "Patience"? That was sung by men from the NW... If it's the song you're talking about... He's definitely talking take that Who are take that? White version of JLS No no no no no no!!!
Best thing to have come outta Manchester (and Stoke). I'm a 90s girl. Absolutely loved Take That, and still do.
And you're not fooling me, that you don't know who they are, Pickle!!
Would I be so playful on here? " | |||
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"Have a little patience is a great song. Do you mean "Patience"? That was sung by men from the NW... If it's the song you're talking about... He's definitely talking take that Who are take that? White version of JLS JLS? Really Willy "Couldn't think of anyone better | |||
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"OP, I like your novel way of making lots of money,and more, out of people misusing your photos!" I’m only in it for the anal! | |||
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"There’s a distinct lack of picture pose requests here so far. Hope you’re not saving up the worst ones "We can't waste good ideas just yet | |||
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"There’s a distinct lack of picture pose requests here so far. Hope you’re not saving up the worst ones
We can't waste good ideas just yet"I need an idea and a sexy sex date before I go home (and sulk to the hulk sad music) | |||
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"North West? Never heard of it "Like Brent, Harrow, Barnet sides | |||
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"North West? Never heard of it
Like Brent, Harrow, Barnet sides"I only do Zone 1 | |||
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"North West? Never heard of it
Like Brent, Harrow, Barnet sides
I only do Zone 1 "shit then
*Cries in zone 5* | |||
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"North West? Never heard of it
Like Brent, Harrow, Barnet sides
I only do Zone 1 shit then
*Cries in zone 5*"I think we're in Zone 1,872 | |||
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"North West? Never heard of it
Like Brent, Harrow, Barnet sides
I only do Zone 1 shit then
*Cries in zone 5*
I think we're in Zone 1,872"Waves from Zone 1,868
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"North West? Never heard of it
Like Brent, Harrow, Barnet sides
I only do Zone 1 shit then
*Cries in zone 5*
I think we're in Zone 1,872
Waves from Zone 1,868
Jx "I see what you’re doing there! Trying to get to 175 so you can request that I dress up like big bird with an open flap in the outfit for my birds eggs to hang out… | |||
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"North West? Never heard of it
Like Brent, Harrow, Barnet sides
I only do Zone 1 shit then
*Cries in zone 5*
I think we're in Zone 1,872
Waves from Zone 1,868
Jx
I see what you’re doing there! Trying to get to 175 so you can request that I dress up like big bird with an open flap in the outfit for my birds eggs to hang out… "I think Julie prefers the elephant's trunk at the front of the pantomime costume | |||
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