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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
30 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

We’re remaking classic films casting fab forum folk in them.

For example I’m auditioning for the Sid James role of Sid in Carry on Camping.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
30 weeks ago

Essex

I’ll be Debbie. I’ve never been to Dallas it looks nice

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
30 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I’ll be Debbie. I’ve never been to Dallas it looks nice "

Haha you’re on form today.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
30 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I’m Thelma in Thelma and Louise. Will definitely loose the money but I’d like to shag the hot guy.

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By *irthandgirthMan
30 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

I would have to be 'crying freeman'

Martial artist with huge dragon tattoo.

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By *ark.aitkenMan
30 weeks ago

Aylesbury

Tyler Durden in Fight Club for me. Its the yellow marigolds with an exhausted Helena Bonham Cater that stick in my mind

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By *ikesEmBigMan
30 weeks ago

Herts

I auditioned for "Ugly Naked Guy" for the Friends reboot but after Mr Perry left this world it got cancelled

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
30 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I’m Thelma in Thelma and Louise. Will definitely loose the money but I’d like to shag the hot guy. "

I’ve got my cowboy hat.

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Narrator - I’d like to be cast for the voice over in Stand by Me.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
30 weeks ago

North West


"We’re remaking classic films casting fab forum folk in them.

For example I’m auditioning for the Sid James role of Sid in Carry on Camping. "

Oooo Matron.

(Yes, I know its the wrong one).

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
30 weeks ago

Markfield

Happy to be hattie jacques in anything she’s been in.

Alternatively les dawson in drag. I can never remember if he was cissie or ada.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
30 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"We’re remaking classic films casting fab forum folk in them.

For example I’m auditioning for the Sid James role of Sid in Carry on Camping.

Oooo Matron.

(Yes, I know its the wrong one)."

I don’t know how to spell his laugh. Just imagine it.

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By *eliWoman
30 weeks ago

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Lee from Secretary. Ideally opposite James Spader back then.

Perfect.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
30 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Narrator - I’d like to be cast for the voice over in Stand by Me. "

I thought you’d be Woody in toy story.

Do you have a snake in your boots?

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
30 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Happy to be hattie jacques in anything she’s been in.

Alternatively les dawson in drag. I can never remember if he was cissie or ada. "

Cissie and Ada were brilliant.

Ada “We went to Greece on holiday”

Cissie “Did you see the Acropolis”

Ada “See it, I was never off it”.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
30 weeks ago

Markfield


"Happy to be hattie jacques in anything she’s been in.

Alternatively les dawson in drag. I can never remember if he was cissie or ada.

Cissie and Ada were brilliant.

Ada “We went to Greece on holiday”

Cissie “Did you see the Acropolis”

Ada “See it, I was never off it”. "

I love doing the boob adjustment and trout pout when having a gossip.

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By *J the bullMan
30 weeks ago

Washington


"Happy to be hattie jacques in anything she’s been in.

Alternatively les dawson in drag. I can never remember if he was cissie or ada. "

Mmm matron x

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By *J the bullMan
30 weeks ago

Washington

Id audition for Mr D'Arcy on pride and prejudice.. wouldn't get it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago


"Narrator - I’d like to be cast for the voice over in Stand by Me.

I thought you’d be Woody in toy story.

Do you have a snake in your boots?"

Narrator- nah, Woody sucks!

*oi!! That’s how rumours start!!!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
30 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Feel free to cast me a Bella in "Poor Things"

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By *ot to giggleWoman
30 weeks ago

Coventry

Mary Sanderson - Hocus Pocus

and I can put a spell on you

I put a spell on you

And now you're mine

You can't stop the things I do

I ain't lyin'

It's been three hundred years

Right down to the day

Now the witch is back

And there's hell to pay

I put a spell on you

And now you're mine!

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

I fancy being Mary Poppings

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
30 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Happy to be hattie jacques in anything she’s been in.

Alternatively les dawson in drag. I can never remember if he was cissie or ada.

Cissie and Ada were brilliant.

Ada “We went to Greece on holiday”

Cissie “Did you see the Acropolis”

Ada “See it, I was never off it”.

I love doing the boob adjustment and trout pout when having a gossip. "

It’s a classic.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
30 weeks ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I would be obi wan, or the force ghost of the aforementioned in a star wars remake.

You would be surprised what I can do with my light sabre

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
30 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Ooh I want to be Shia Lebeouf’s character in Peanut Butter Falcon

Anybody fancy being my Dakota Johnson.

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
30 weeks ago

Basingstoke

Came here expecting this thread to be filled with links to favoured casting couch porn

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
30 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I fancy being in The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
30 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Came here expecting this thread to be filled with links to favoured casting couch porn "

Fiddles isn't that crass

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
30 weeks ago

Basingstoke

I'll be Bridget Jones

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
30 weeks ago

Markfield


"Came here expecting this thread to be filled with links to favoured casting couch porn "

What?! This is the lounge. How very dare you!

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
30 weeks ago

Basingstoke


"Came here expecting this thread to be filled with links to favoured casting couch porn

Fiddles isn't that crass "

No, but I was half expecting other forumites to have gone off on a tangent!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
30 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Came here expecting this thread to be filled with links to favoured casting couch porn

Fiddles isn't that crass

No, but I was half expecting other forumites to have gone off on a tangent! "

To be honest, I was too when I first read it.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
30 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Came here expecting this thread to be filled with links to favoured casting couch porn "

Expecting or hoping.

As if I’d do that.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
30 weeks ago

North West


"Happy to be hattie jacques in anything she’s been in.

Alternatively les dawson in drag. I can never remember if he was cissie or ada.

Cissie and Ada were brilliant.

Ada “We went to Greece on holiday”

Cissie “Did you see the Acropolis”

Ada “See it, I was never off it”. "

He was Ada.

Roy Barraclough was Cissie.

Both are comedy heroes.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
30 weeks ago

Coventry


"Came here expecting this thread to be filled with links to favoured casting couch porn

Expecting or hoping.

As if I’d do that. "

your just waiting for specific nails to arrive to drag them down your back and make your spine tingle !!

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago


"Came here expecting this thread to be filled with links to favoured casting couch porn

Fiddles isn't that crass

No, but I was half expecting other forumites to have gone off on a tangent! "

Which reminds me…. Any music festivals down your end that might be worth a trip?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
30 weeks ago

Leeds

Moff - human traffic

The mr

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By *ecky and justCouple
30 weeks ago

Godalming


"Moff - human traffic

The mr "

I’ll be any other of the characters, take your pic.

Got any jungle mate..?

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By *alcon77Man
30 weeks ago

under the sun & the moon

I'm auditioning for bilbo baggins... or riddick in the pitch black/ chronicles of riddick films..

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
30 weeks ago

Southampton

Bridget Jones for me

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
30 weeks ago

Southampton


"Narrator - I’d like to be cast for the voice over in Stand by Me.

I thought you’d be Woody in toy story.

Do you have a snake in your boots?"

No it's in his trousers

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By *emofaJamesMan
30 weeks ago

London

Opting for a sexy rotund Hercule Poirot.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
30 weeks ago

Southampton


"Bridget Jones for me "

Damn she's already cast lol

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By *emofaJamesMan
30 weeks ago

London


"Bridget Jones for me

Damn she's already cast lol "

Bridget Jones' friend?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
30 weeks ago

Southampton


"Bridget Jones for me

Damn she's already cast lol

Bridget Jones' friend? "

Was thinking Jude lol

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
30 weeks ago

Markfield


"Happy to be hattie jacques in anything she’s been in.

Alternatively les dawson in drag. I can never remember if he was cissie or ada.

Cissie and Ada were brilliant.

Ada “We went to Greece on holiday”

Cissie “Did you see the Acropolis”

Ada “See it, I was never off it”.

He was Ada.

Roy Barraclough was Cissie.

Both are comedy heroes.

"

Agree completely! And when I wear makeup I look just like Ada!

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By *dam1971Man
30 weeks ago

Bedford

I’d like to be Andrew McCarthy in Mannequin. Although chances are I’d end up with the dummy instead of Kim Cattrall

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
30 weeks ago

Markfield


"I’d like to be Andrew McCarthy in Mannequin. Although chances are I’d end up with the dummy instead of Kim Cattrall"

Can you ride a motor scooter or do we need a stunt double?

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By *dam1971Man
30 weeks ago

Bedford


"I’d like to be Andrew McCarthy in Mannequin. Although chances are I’d end up with the dummy instead of Kim Cattrall

Can you ride a motor scooter or do we need a stunt double?"

I can definitely ride a motorbike, I can do all the scenes where the pillion has her arms around me

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
30 weeks ago

Markfield


"I’d like to be Andrew McCarthy in Mannequin. Although chances are I’d end up with the dummy instead of Kim Cattrall

Can you ride a motor scooter or do we need a stunt double?

I can definitely ride a motorbike, I can do all the scenes where the pillion has her arms around me "

lol, I was wondering it the bike helmet pic was just for robbing banks

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