FabSwingers.com forum: I feel so dirty

By *ickshawed OP Couple
30 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

I'm having super noodles for lunch. With a chopped up frankfurter for added flavour. I feel so filthy and wrong.

What's made you feel like that recently?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
30 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Just reading that made me feel dirty and wrong.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
30 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"Just reading that made me feel dirty and wrong."

You're welcome

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
30 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Put it all in a sandwich OP, now that’s pure filth

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By *hoccaMan
30 weeks ago

local

The fact that I can relate and didn’t know I was supposed to feel any type of way. When did I lose my moral compass?

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

"Put it all in a sandwich OP, now that’s pure filth

And add cheese!

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By *eliWoman
30 weeks ago

Mrs Rick, the utter filthbag you are, steady on now.

Please share more sheer dirtiness, I've got to fap out some of this pesky libido.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
30 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Put it all in a sandwich OP, now that’s pure filth

And add cheese! "

If only there was a drool emoji!!

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
30 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"Put it all in a sandwich OP, now that’s pure filth

And add cheese! "

I didn't use bread, but I did put grated cheese on top. I didn't put that in my first post, I thought it might be too filthy for fab

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By *obilebottomMan
30 weeks ago

All over

Completely demolishing a box of chocolates. Filty, I tell you.

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Two chocolate muffins with fresh cream

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
30 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Put it all in a sandwich OP, now that’s pure filth

And add cheese!

I didn't use bread, but I did put grated cheese on top. I didn't put that in my first post, I thought it might be too filthy for fab

It’s toeing the line OP but there’s no cheese shaming here

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By *gent CoulsonMan
30 weeks ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

There was me thinking you had class

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

"Put it all in a sandwich OP, now that’s pure filth

And add cheese!

I didn't use bread, but I did put grated cheese on top. I didn't put that in my first post, I thought it might be too filthy for fab

Cheese makes everything better.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
30 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

I put too much water on it, and now it's dripping down my chin.

I've gone all moist!

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
30 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"There was me thinking you had class

Absolutely. I'm a classy bird me

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By *estmids71Man
30 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Well.... People may think this is disgusting... But I'm currently having a cheese and wagon wheel sandwich.... Savoury and sweet together... Yum....

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
30 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"Cheese makes everything better. "

Except blow jobs.

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

"Cheese makes everything better.

Except blow jobs."

Now that is filthy

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By *estmids71Man
30 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"Cheese makes everything better.

Except blow jobs."

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By *cLovin2Man
30 weeks ago

Reading

What makes me feel dirty? Stodgy food

I was thinking about Dutch apple pie with custard the other day...

I'd like to dunk a few of the women here in a big pot of that and lick it off

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By *sWyldWoman
30 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I put a macaroni pie on a roll with some bbq sauce the other day.

I probably should have felt more guilty than I did.

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By *hoccaMan
30 weeks ago

local

[Removed by poster at 10/04/24 13:16:25]

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By *eliWoman
30 weeks ago

"Cheese makes everything better.

Except blow jobs."

Hmm, I'm not sure. The right kind of cheese? I'd be addicted to giving a blowjob.

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

"Just reading that made me feel dirty and wrong."

Same, just had to scrub myself in shower

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By *r James.Man
30 weeks ago

Maldon

The morning after a doner kebab

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By *hunkynGirthyMan
30 weeks ago

Barnsley

Plastic burgers cheese bake me feel ill ha

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By *esthetic21Man
30 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

Eatin a whole tub of hagen daaz

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By *hoccaMan
30 weeks ago

local

"Cheese makes everything better.

Except blow jobs.

Hmm, I'm not sure. The right kind of cheese? I'd be addicted to giving a blowjob."

I’ve got some camembert in the fridge

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
30 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"Cheese makes everything better.

Except blow jobs."

I think I love you

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By *estmids71Man
30 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"Eatin a whole tub of hagen daaz"

That's easy... Especially pralines and cream...

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By *imply DeeWoman
30 weeks ago

Wherever

It’s the frankfurter, I’m telling ya.

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By *iddlesticksMan
30 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'm having super noodles for lunch. With a chopped up frankfurter for added flavour. I feel so filthy and wrong.

What's made you feel like that recently?

Jings you turn me on.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
30 weeks ago

Southampton

"I'm having super noodles for lunch. With a chopped up frankfurter for added flavour. I feel so filthy and wrong.

What's made you feel like that recently?

How long you got?? Lol

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By *oastofReadingMan
30 weeks ago

Reading

"I'm having super noodles for lunch. With a chopped up frankfurter for added flavour. I feel so filthy and wrong.

What's made you feel like that recently?

I quite like to cooks super noodles with some fried lardons and hot sauce. I also put some spice into the noodles and served it up on two slices of toast.

That's a fairly regularly WFH lunch for me.

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By *illy IdolMan
30 weeks ago

Midlands

Just ordered a McDonald's through the drive thru. It didn't touch the sides so I had to go in and order more

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
30 weeks ago

Essex

"Cheese makes everything better.

Except blow jobs.

Hmm, I'm not sure. The right kind of cheese? I'd be addicted to giving a blowjob."

That puts dairylea dunkers in a whole new light

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
30 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

"Cheese makes everything better.

Except blow jobs.

Hmm, I'm not sure. The right kind of cheese? I'd be addicted to giving a blowjob."

Perhaps avoid the garlic and herb Philadelphia or extra hot Mexicana

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
30 weeks ago

stanley

"I'm having super noodles for lunch. With a chopped up frankfurter for added flavour. I feel so filthy and wrong.

What's made you feel like that recently?

Filth!!! Lol

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
30 weeks ago

Basingstoke

I just sat down with a mug of tea and unopened packet of Jammy Dodgers. I now have an empty Jammy Dodgers packet and feel like a total slut..

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
30 weeks ago

Basingstoke

"I just sat down with a mug of tea and unopened packet of Jammy Dodgers. I now have an empty Jammy Dodgers packet and feel like a total slut.."

Bloody autocarrot... That should have been glutton...

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
30 weeks ago

Markfield

"Put it all in a sandwich OP, now that’s pure filth

And add cheese!

I didn't use bread, but I did put grated cheese on top. I didn't put that in my first post, I thought it might be too filthy for fab

Do we add additional condiments to this recipe? Sauce? Seasoning? Garnish?

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