FabSwingers.com forum: Ask Not What Fab Can Do For You...

By *oeBeans OP Man
25 weeks ago

Derby

Ask what you can do for Fab.

Take a famous quote from history and change it to make it applicable to Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

I came. I saw. fucked that ass

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Pee. Or not pee? That is the question.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
25 weeks ago

St Leonards

To pee or not to pee? Squirt is the question.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
25 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Pee. Or not pee? That is the question. "

Both there

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
25 weeks ago

East Sussex

Look on her, look, her lips. Look there, look there. And fab for a friend request.

.sorry Will

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By *illy IdolMan
25 weeks ago

Midlands

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop messaging.

Albert Einstein

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
25 weeks ago

St Leonards

There are more pervs in heaven and earth, Fellatio, than exist in your FABosophy.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Let them eat ass - Marie antionette

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
25 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Never in the field of human sexuality has so much been hoped by so many from so few.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

"Pee. Or not pee? That is the question.

Both there

*knuckebump

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By *ot to giggleWoman
25 weeks ago

Coventry

The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
25 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Pee. Or not pee? That is the question.

Both there

*knuckebump

Now I am become Big Harold, Destroyer of holes.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
25 weeks ago

Coventry

Spread FAB love everywhere you go. Let no one ever cum by you without leaving happier.” – Mother Teresa

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
25 weeks ago

Glasgow

It was the best of meets, it was the worst of meets.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Spread your legs everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
25 weeks ago

Leeds

[Removed by poster at 10/04/24 12:28:59]

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By *imply DeeWoman
25 weeks ago

Wherever

We’re all born naked and the rest is Fab.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
25 weeks ago

Leeds

It’s like a finger pointing to a minge.

Don’t concentrate on the finger or you will miss all the heavenly glory.

The mr

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
25 weeks ago

St Leonards

One must imagine Syphilis happy.

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By *ornycougaWoman
25 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat

If you want something doing properly, do it yourself.... Oh wait

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By *hoccaMan
25 weeks ago

local

When life hands you swingers you make creampies

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
25 weeks ago

St Leonards

I wankered lonely as a cloud, that gropes on thighs o'er tits and sighs.

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By *ild_oatsMan
25 weeks ago

the land of saints & sinners

In the end, it’s not the sex in your life that counts. It’s the life in your sex.

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By *illy IdolMan
25 weeks ago

Midlands

Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Hell has no fury like a man ignored.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
25 weeks ago

St Leonards

Tyger, tyger, burning bright,

FAB or Tinder for cunt still tight?

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
25 weeks ago

St Leonards

They fuck you up, your blocks and deletes.

They may not mean to, but they do.

(I'm fucking off for a couple of hours now...enjoy xx)

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By *oeBeans OP Man
25 weeks ago

Derby

We shall fuck on the beaches...

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By *oeBeans OP Man
25 weeks ago

Derby

"They fuck you up, your blocks and deletes.

They may not mean to, but they do.

(I'm fucking off for a couple of hours now...enjoy xx)"

*Applause* you've been fantastic

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

The only thing we have to fear is rejection.

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By *oeBeans OP Man
25 weeks ago

Derby

Those who cannot remember the past are doomed to message again and again

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By *sWyldWoman
25 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy asking him to fuck her

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By *sWyldWoman
25 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Eats shoots and leaves.. A fab true story

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Speak softly and carry a big penis

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By *heGateKeeperMan
25 weeks ago

Stratford

For those to whom much is given, much is required from the penile recipient

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By *heGateKeeperMan
25 weeks ago

Stratford

He travels the fastest who travels alone (and doesn’t accommodate)

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
25 weeks ago

Markfield

Only forumites can judge me.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
25 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Whoever fucks minges should see to it that in the process he does not become a minge’

Friedrich Nietzsche:

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
25 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Friends, shemales and cunt-free men, lend me your queers...

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By *heGateKeeperMan
25 weeks ago

Stratford

The truth will set you free (especially if your wife finds out)

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
25 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I kink, therefore I am.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
25 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

We do not do these men because we are easy. We do them because they are hard!

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
25 weeks ago

Markfield

Now this is not the bellend.

It is not even the beginning of the bellend.

But it is, perhaps, the end of the begging. (Apologies Mr Churchill)

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

If you suck it, they will come.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
25 weeks ago

Markfield

"We do not do these men because we are easy. We do them because they are hard!"

Love this!

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
25 weeks ago

Markfield

"If you suck it, they will come. "

Genius!

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By *eyond PurityCouple
25 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

‘I just grab em by their pussy’

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
25 weeks ago

Markfield

Standing on the shoulders of gimps.

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
25 weeks ago

IPSWICH

We shall fuck them on the beaches.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
25 weeks ago

Markfield

Life is like a box of cock licks, you never know what you’re gonna get.

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By *hoccaMan
25 weeks ago

local

It’s not about how hard you can f*ck it’s about how hard she can get f*cked and keep on going

- Chocca bow boa

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

"I’ll be back" - UNLOS

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By *heGateKeeperMan
25 weeks ago

Stratford

There's no place like the home page

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By *heGateKeeperMan
25 weeks ago

Stratford

Nothing is certain except for death, taxes and dick pics

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
25 weeks ago

Essex

I have a filthy dream….

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
25 weeks ago

Essex

Fuck Forrest, Fuck

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
25 weeks ago

Essex

Though I have the body of a fab and sexy woman. I have the cock and balls of a king.

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By *imply DeeWoman
25 weeks ago

Wherever

I love the smell of cum in the morning.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
25 weeks ago

Essex

Please sir. Can I have more.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
25 weeks ago

Essex

BUS WANKERS!!!!

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By *enk15Man
25 weeks ago

Bidford On Avon

Fab means never having to say you're sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Distance is my greatest enemy.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
25 weeks ago

Essex

Alas poor Yorick,

I pegged him Horatio.

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By *enk15Man
25 weeks ago

Bidford On Avon

Of all the DMs in all the profiles in all the world, she slides into mine.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
25 weeks ago

Markfield

"Alas poor Yorick,

I pegged him Horatio."

I’m laffing so hard at these

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By *escourtesMan
25 weeks ago

hereford

We need a bigger cock!...

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By *aizyWoman
25 weeks ago

west midlands

If at first you don't succeed, try a club.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
25 weeks ago

Essex

"If at first you don't succeed, try a club."

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
25 weeks ago

Markfield

Nude balls please

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Never, in the history of the internet, has there be such an abundant display of gaping assholes as there is on fab.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
25 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Show me the fanny!

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By *ea monkeyMan
25 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

You need to be fucked and often, by someone who knows how

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By *eyond PurityCouple
25 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

The true definition of madness is sending a dick pic over and over and expecting different results…

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
25 weeks ago

Markfield

You’re gonna need a bigger throat.

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By *ealitybitesMan
25 weeks ago

Belfast

Boing!!!

Time for bed

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By *ea monkeyMan
25 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

Frankly my dear, I don’t want to fab

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By *ea monkeyMan
25 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

Sixty nine Dude!

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By *heGateKeeperMan
25 weeks ago

Stratford

"You’re gonna need a bigger throat. "

Said Big Harold daily

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
25 weeks ago

Essex

I’ll be (bare) back.

Such a shame I can’t type in the accent

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By *enk15Man
25 weeks ago

Bidford On Avon

Has anyone said "Say hello to my little friend!" yet?

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
25 weeks ago

St Leonards

5 minute peruse between chores...this is fucking brilliant OP/all

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By *allandathleticMan
25 weeks ago

Asgard

Fab ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how hung and fit you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna fuck as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard you fuck. It's about how hard you can get fucked, ans keep moving forwards. That's how fabbing is done!

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

If you’re offered a seat on his face, don’t ask questions! Just get on.

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By *enk15Man
25 weeks ago

Bidford On Avon

Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times. If one only remembers to turn on the message filters.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
25 weeks ago

Markfield

So many men, so little hymen.

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By *allandathleticMan
25 weeks ago

Asgard

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.

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By *iddlesticksMan
25 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Frankly my dear, I don’t do anal.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
25 weeks ago

Markfield

"If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again."

Suck seed?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
25 weeks ago

Essex

Did somebody say Just Eat?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
25 weeks ago

Essex

Gangbangers! Assemble!!!

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By *allandathleticMan
25 weeks ago

Asgard

"If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.

Suck seed? "

I feel both. Are appropriate

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

You will face many defeats on fab, but never let yourself be defeated! Send them another message.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
25 weeks ago

Markfield

Once more unto the lounge dear friends, once more.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
25 weeks ago

Essex

I’m the king of the swingers

The fab site VIP

I got the cock and could not stop

And that’s what’s bothering me..

Oh boobydo. I wanna fuck with yoo-oo-oo

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By *aizyWoman
25 weeks ago

west midlands

There's no place like fab.

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By *iddlesticksMan
25 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

We shall fuck on the beaches, we shall wank in the fields and the streets, we shall frotage in the hills, we will never surrender.

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By *irthandgirthMan
25 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Veni, Vidi, Coitus Analis, Veni

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
25 weeks ago

Essex

Ladies and Gentlemen

(UNLOS) has left the building.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
25 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Jack, I want you to fuck me like one of your French girls…

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By *eyond PurityCouple
25 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

‘You sit on a throne of lies’

Every person pretending they are single

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
25 weeks ago

IPSWICH

You're only supposed to blow the bloody bloke off.

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By *att71Man
25 weeks ago

Bristol

As a rule, men worry more about what they can't see than about what they can.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
25 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

We will fight them in the bedroom; we will fight them in the kitchen

We will fight them in the garden

We will fight them in the front room

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
25 weeks ago

Staffordshire

*best Aussie accent *

Mick… he’s got a cock.

That’s not a cock

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By *oeBeans OP Man
25 weeks ago

Derby

If you can't beat 'em off, join 'em

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By *iddlesticksMan
25 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

You can’t handle the double ender.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
25 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Is this a shagger which I see before me,

The willy toward my hand? Cum, let me clutch thee.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
25 weeks ago

St Leonards

You can fool some of the FABbers all of the time, and you can FAB all of their pictures most of the time.

But you'll never fool Granny any of the time.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
25 weeks ago

Markfield

To pee or not to pee, that is the squirt situation

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By *estarossa.Woman
25 weeks ago

Flagrante

You call That a cock?

This is a cock!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
25 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Double, double-ender trouble;

Wire burn and balls gone stubble.

Pull't off, a runny snake,

In the bedroom toil and quake;

Guy hirsute and ho' of cock,

Fill her twat and suck her log,

Breeders cork her tight worn ring,

Jizz on her leg and pull her thing,

Raw, a power-filled butt of bubble,

Spike her hole then give a cuddle.

Double, double-ender trouble;

Wire burn and balls gone stubble.

Cool it with a jizzy flood,

When the shaft is firm and good.

Willy Wiggledagger

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
25 weeks ago

Markfield

"Double, double-ender trouble;

Wire burn and balls gone stubble.

Pull't off, a runny snake,

In the bedroom toil and quake;

Guy hirsute and ho' of cock,

Fill her twat and suck her log,

Breeders cork her tight worn ring,

Jizz on her leg and pull her thing,

Raw, a power-filled butt of bubble,

Spike her hole then give a cuddle.

Double, double-ender trouble;

Wire burn and balls gone stubble.

Cool it with a jizzy flood,

When the shaft is firm and good.

Willy Wiggledagger

brilliant!

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By *nnCeeWoman
25 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Every single day, do something which makes your pussy wet/cock hard

(Marcia Weider)

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By *nnCeeWoman
25 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Nothing can dim the buttplug which shines from within

(Maya Angelou)

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By *nnCeeWoman
25 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

A little progress each day adds up to a place on the Hot Pics

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By *eyond PurityCouple
25 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

“Yippee-Ki-Yay, Motherf*cker!”

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
25 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Double, double-ender trouble;

Wire burn and balls gone stubble.

Pull't off, a runny snake,

In the bedroom toil and quake;

Guy hirsute and ho' of cock,

Fill her twat and suck her log,

Breeders cork her tight worn ring,

Jizz on her leg and pull her thing,

Raw, a power-filled butt of bubble,

Spike her hole then give a cuddle.

Double, double-ender trouble;

Wire burn and balls gone stubble.

Cool it with a jizzy flood,

When the shaft is firm and good.

Willy Wiggledagger

brilliant! "

Seconded

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
25 weeks ago

Essex

"Double, double-ender trouble;

Wire burn and balls gone stubble.

Pull't off, a runny snake,

In the bedroom toil and quake;

Guy hirsute and ho' of cock,

Fill her twat and suck her log,

Breeders cork her tight worn ring,

Jizz on her leg and pull her thing,

Raw, a power-filled butt of bubble,

Spike her hole then give a cuddle.

Double, double-ender trouble;

Wire burn and balls gone stubble.

Cool it with a jizzy flood,

When the shaft is firm and good.

Willy Wiggledagger

Oh Davina you always ace these threads

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
25 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Fab is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
25 weeks ago

St Leonards

"If you prick us, do we not queef?"

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
25 weeks ago

Markfield

Masturbation is the thief of time.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

We don’t need no stinking cock pics!

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
25 weeks ago

Markfield

I feed the need the need for doing the deeeeeeed

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By *ea monkeyMan
25 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

It was the best of cocks, it was the worst of cocks

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
25 weeks ago

London

[Removed by poster at 10/04/24 17:27:26]

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
25 weeks ago

Central

Ask what Joe Beans can do for me

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By *reeSpiritElleWoman
25 weeks ago

Miles of beautiful golden sand, Dorset

"I represent all the pussies you men have never had the courage to lick" - Oscar Wilde

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By *unglevipsCouple
25 weeks ago

Bunham-On-Sea

What goes up must cum down.

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By *rchie300Man
25 weeks ago

Hamworthy

Too many assholes ….. not enough bullets

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
25 weeks ago

St Leonards

In the beginning was the Block, and the Block was with FAB, and the Block was FAB..

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By *reeSpiritElleWoman
25 weeks ago

Miles of beautiful golden sand, Dorset

"Any man can make the mistake of sending a cock pic, but only an idiot persists in his error..."

- Marcus Tullius Cicero

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By *s10biladMan
25 weeks ago

wednesbury

I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don’t have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career

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By *att71Man
25 weeks ago

Bristol

Hesitation means masturbation

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
25 weeks ago

Markfield

Let them eat cock

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
25 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Everything in the world is about sex except fab. ...

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By *oeBeans OP Man
25 weeks ago

Derby

Four score and seven shags ago...

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By *obilebottomMan
25 weeks ago

All over

Please do the Potato survey thread if you have not done already. We need a bigger sample for accurate results. (Sorry OP for the intrusion). Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

He could’ve been killed. I think Fab has GOT to look into it.

- that one’s for you Joe

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By *oeBeans OP Man
25 weeks ago

Derby

"He could’ve been killed. I think Fab has GOT to look into it.

- that one’s for you Joe"

That's what happens when you get balls to the face! (I know it was the back of the head, but the joke needs to work

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