FabSwingers.com forum: Final meal

By *ssex_tom OP Man
30 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Reports that a man called Brian Dorsey was executed in a place called Missouri,the brth place of the entertainer, Elvis Presley. He was deemed too large for lethal injection and his last meal is reported as being two cheese burgers, fries, chicken and a fully loaded pizza. What would your last meal be ?

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Melis quim

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By *oiluvfunMan
30 weeks ago

Penrith

The executioner’s wife’s pussy

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By *eliWoman
30 weeks ago

"Melis quim"

You used quim!

Now I really want someone to eat my quim like it's their last ever meal. Where do I find these men?

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

"Melis quim

You used quim!

Now I really want someone to eat my quim like it's their last ever meal. Where do I find these men?

Exetershire

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By *ackformore100Man
30 weeks ago

Tin town

"Melis quim

You used quim!

Now I really want someone to eat my quim like it's their last ever meal. Where do I find these men?

Death row

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
30 weeks ago

East Sussex

If I was about to be executed I think I'd find it difficult to eat. I'd probably ask for a very large, very stiff drink

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By *ensuallover1000Man
30 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

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By *ensuallover1000Man
30 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"If I was about to be executed I think I'd find it difficult to eat. I'd probably ask for a very large, very stiff drink"

I couldn’t possibly think of food at such a time either.

I mean, what if I inadvertently expelled it all again via the ‘back door’ through fear when my time came - in front of all the assembled guards and personnel?

How embarrassing would that be?

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
30 weeks ago

St Leonards

Probably Brian Dorsey.

He sounds big enough to last for a week or two, and as my executioners fall asleep waiting for me to finish, I'd probably find a way of escaping somehow.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
30 weeks ago

East Sussex

"If I was about to be executed I think I'd find it difficult to eat. I'd probably ask for a very large, very stiff drink

I couldn’t possibly think of food at such a time either.

I mean, what if I inadvertently expelled it all again via the ‘back door’ through fear when my time came - in front of all the assembled guards and personnel?

How embarrassing would that be?

You might die of shame...oh wait...

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By *red333Man
30 weeks ago

Dorchester

Pasta al forno

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By *idlandiaMan
30 weeks ago

Birmingham

I'd order a big dose of the anti agents to the chemicals in the lethal injection...

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
30 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Reports that a lady from March cooks free meals every day for the poor and needy and spends her own money doing this at about £90 a day.

Interesting that one of the poor said that she was buying supermarket dog food to survive. Now Tom is no dog lover but prices for dog food are high. She could have bought less expensive tins. Why dog food? Do any others do this. It's all over the news

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
30 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Reports that a lady from March cooks free meals every day for the poor and needy and spends her own money doing this at about £90 a day.

Oooohhh...Well you've just sold us two Tom threads for the price of one.

So maybe the answer to all life's problems is to BOGOF Tom?

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
30 weeks ago

Chelmsford

"Reports that a lady from March cooks free meals every day for the poor and needy and spends her own money doing this at about £90 a day.

Oooohhh...Well you've just sold us two Tom threads for the price of one.

So maybe the answer to all life's problems is to BOGOF Tom?"

Two thread Tom ... Great idea

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
30 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

I would have a bag of rainbow drops and eat one every hour.

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By *rHotNottsMan
30 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

A sad day. Seems 18 years behind bars this guy is deeply sorry and rehabilitated and 70 professionals and even the family members of the couple he killed agree and didn’t want this.

But the state governor and lawyers with ‘financial conflict of interests’ needed him dead.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
30 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Just a bag of salted nuts and a bottle of Macallan 30 please.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
30 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Cheese , Oh and a Guinness.

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By *2000ManMan
30 weeks ago

Worthing

Plenty of sprouts and cabbage with blackberries to follow. When I go, it would stink the place out.

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
30 weeks ago

west london

Fish pakora and veg samosas

Then a kilo of the hottest chillies in the world

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By *os19Man
30 weeks ago

Edmonton

A large pork shish kebab with salad washed down with a couple of cans of Coca Cola

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

The cooked flesh of my enemies

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

"Melis quim

You used quim!

Now I really want someone to eat my quim like it's their last ever meal. Where do I find these men?

Death row "

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Tripe and onions

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By *aizyWoman
30 weeks ago

west midlands

"If I was about to be executed I think I'd find it difficult to eat. I'd probably ask for a very large, very stiff drink

I couldn’t possibly think of food at such a time either.

I mean, what if I inadvertently expelled it all again via the ‘back door’ through fear when my time came - in front of all the assembled guards and personnel?

How embarrassing would that be?

The embarrassment wouldn't last long, and just think of the filthy mess you'd leave behind for those executing you to clean up!

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
30 weeks ago

London

A cake with a metal file inside

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By *heGateKeeperMan
30 weeks ago

Stratford

Garlic Bread and Calamari

T Bone steak or Fish and Chips

Cheesecake

A cup of tea

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By *red333Man
30 weeks ago

Dorchester

"A cake with a metal file inside "
you want to escape too

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By *ir SupremacyMan
30 weeks ago

Bolton

A box of rice crispys and I would eat them one at a time ...hopefully they would get bored waiting on me .

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

"A cake with a metal file inside you want to escape too

Or maybe just to use it as a tooth pick, not a good look with food stuck in your teeth when grimacing during electrocution or lethal injection

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By *929Man
30 weeks ago

newcastle

Large T-bone steak with serving of the onion rings I had at the pub up wooler which was the best I ever had and proper home made chips

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30 weeks ago

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By *hawn ScottMan
30 weeks ago

london Brixton

Out of date shellfish and raw chicken. Hopefully the food poisoning would get me first

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Gimme a good coffee and I’d be fine.

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