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"Evening all "Willy! It's been a while. Hello you sexy hunk of man meat | |||
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"So annoying that you refuse to host these things. Hi Look at me hosting right here Don’t stop, babe, please! Tell me something? Is this "can I ask you a question" in disguise? " No its, can you tell me something lovely. (You are but something else) | |||
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"Evening you sexy lady! How's things? J" Ahem. | |||
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"So annoying that you refuse to host these things. Hi Look at me hosting right here Don’t stop, babe, please! Tell me something? Is this "can I ask you a question" in disguise? No its, can you tell me something lovely. (You are but something else) " I like your face. | |||
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"Evening you sexy lady! How's things? J Ahem. " Hi Pickle 
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"Evening you sexy lady! How's things? J" Oh hey, I love that profile pic, so hot  | |||
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"So annoying that you refuse to host these things. Hi Look at me hosting right here Don’t stop, babe, please! Tell me something? Is this "can I ask you a question" in disguise? No its, can you tell me something lovely. (You are but something else) I like your face. " Oh damn that was really lovely.
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Willy! It's been a while. Hello you sexy hunk of man meat
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"Evening you sexy lady! How's things? J Ahem. Hi Pickle
How are you?
J"Eurgh. Fine 
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"Evening you sexy lady! How's things? J Ahem. Hi Pickle
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Sad about being an afterthought. Or not a thought at all. "Oh if we're being pitiful I'll win. Don't test me Stephen. J | |||
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"Evening you sexy lady! How's things? J Ahem. Hi Pickle
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Eurgh.
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J"Julie, I’m tempted. 
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Willy! It's been a while. Hello you sexy hunk of man meat
Stop it!
You love it"Do I read that in a Scottish accent or cockney? | |||
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"Evening you sexy lady! How's things? J Ahem. Hi Pickle
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Willy! It's been a while. Hello you sexy hunk of man meat
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Do I read that in a Scottish accent or cockney?"Whichever you like, I can do both. Although my cockney does sound like I'm trying to kill you. But if that works for you... | |||
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"Welll good evening all xx Nocturnal love to each xx I feel like saying .... You spin me right round ... it seems the tables are turning "Like a record baby | |||
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"@Julie, can I ask a question?" If it's about wrestling another lady in a nice hotel room, the answer is no. Otherwise hmu. J | |||
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"Welll good evening all xx Nocturnal love to each xx I feel like saying .... You spin me right round ... it seems the tables are turning
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"Welll good evening all xx Nocturnal love to each xx I feel like saying .... You spin me right round ... it seems the tables are turning "Hello to you! In what way are the tables turning? | |||
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"@Julie, can I ask a question? If it's about wrestling another lady in a nice hotel room, the answer is no. Otherwise hmu. J" You read my mind
Second question...I was perving your pics. 24th March stood out. Have you had a growth spurt or is that a tiny door? | |||
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"Anyone wanna play a song? " how about shut up my mums calling | |||
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"Good evening all "Good evening to you! Have you been swashing your buckle? | |||
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"@Julie, can I ask a question? If it's about wrestling another lady in a nice hotel room, the answer is no. Otherwise hmu. J You read my mind
Second question...I was perving your pics. 24th March stood out. Have you had a growth spurt or is that a tiny door?"Growth spurt. I am now 7'4" Or different angle. Only smarties have the answer. J | |||
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"Anyone wanna play a song? " Yes. https://open.spotify.com/track/31ijr2O0SsuzAPVDLnq3XV The Night - Frankie Valli J | |||
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"@Julie, can I ask a question? If it's about wrestling another lady in a nice hotel room, the answer is no. Otherwise hmu. J You read my mind
Second question...I was perving your pics. 24th March stood out. Have you had a growth spurt or is that a tiny door?
Growth spurt. I am now 7'4"
Or different angle.
Only smarties have the answer.
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"Anyone wanna play a song? Yes. https://open.spotify.com/track/31ijr2O0SsuzAPVDLnq3XV The Night - Frankie Valli J" Thanks Julie
I don’t use Spotify but thanks | |||
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"Hiya x" Hey gorgeous. How are you? | |||
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"@Julie, can I ask a question? If it's about wrestling another lady in a nice hotel room, the answer is no. Otherwise hmu. J You read my mind
Second question...I was perving your pics. 24th March stood out. Have you had a growth spurt or is that a tiny door?
Growth spurt. I am now 7'4"
Or different angle.
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That'll be no good for your back at crazy golf"Yeah, she's shit at it now. Even I can beat her and I suck. | |||
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"Josh Edey is 7’4. I think he’ll go number one in the NBA draft. " Is Bronny James any good? I see he's in the draft this year | |||
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"Welll good evening all xx Nocturnal love to each xx I feel like saying .... You spin me right round ... it seems the tables are turning
Hello to you! In what way are the tables turning? "Nero bring the first poster for a change hehe | |||
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"@Julie, can I ask a question? If it's about wrestling another lady in a nice hotel room, the answer is no. Otherwise hmu. J You read my mind
Second question...I was perving your pics. 24th March stood out. Have you had a growth spurt or is that a tiny door?
Growth spurt. I am now 7'4"
Or different angle.
Only smarties have the answer.
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That'll be no good for your back at crazy golf
Yeah, she's shit at it now. Even I can beat her and I suck. "Ohh do you now? | |||
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"Anyone wanna play a song? Yes. https://open.spotify.com/track/31ijr2O0SsuzAPVDLnq3XV The Night - Frankie Valli J Thanks Julie
I don’t use Spotify but thanks "https://youtu.be/aFoE_a3GRrA | |||
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"Josh Edey is 7’4. I think he’ll go number one in the NBA draft. Is Bronny James any good? I see he's in the draft this year" Shams reckons some teams reckon he’s already at a good NBA defensive level. But reckon he’s going in the first round purely based on his dad and his dad wanting to play wherever he goes. | |||
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"Welll good evening all xx Nocturnal love to each xx I feel like saying .... You spin me right round ... it seems the tables are turning
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Nero bring the first poster for a change hehe"Ah gotcha | |||
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"@Julie, can I ask a question? If it's about wrestling another lady in a nice hotel room, the answer is no. Otherwise hmu. J You read my mind
Second question...I was perving your pics. 24th March stood out. Have you had a growth spurt or is that a tiny door?
Growth spurt. I am now 7'4"
Or different angle.
Only smarties have the answer.
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That'll be no good for your back at crazy golf
Yeah, she's shit at it now. Even I can beat her and I suck.
Ohh do you now? "At crazy golf? Yep. Other stuff? Also yep. | |||
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Nero bring the first poster for a change hehe
Ah gotcha"He didn’t even get a good prize | |||
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"Josh Edey is 7’4. I think he’ll go number one in the NBA draft. Is Bronny James any good? I see he's in the draft this year Shams reckons some teams reckon he’s already at a good NBA defensive level. But reckon he’s going in the first round purely based on his dad and his dad wanting to play wherever he goes. " It's gotta carry some weight. Just for commercial reasons alone | |||
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"@Julie, can I ask a question? If it's about wrestling another lady in a nice hotel room, the answer is no. Otherwise hmu. J You read my mind
Second question...I was perving your pics. 24th March stood out. Have you had a growth spurt or is that a tiny door?
Growth spurt. I am now 7'4"
Or different angle.
Only smarties have the answer.
J
That'll be no good for your back at crazy golf
Yeah, she's shit at it now. Even I can beat her and I suck. "Yeah, but I can just hold the top of your head like Scrappy Doo now that I'm a giant. J | |||
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"Josh Edey is 7’4. I think he’ll go number one in the NBA draft. Is Bronny James any good? I see he's in the draft this year Shams reckons some teams reckon he’s already at a good NBA defensive level. But reckon he’s going in the first round purely based on his dad and his dad wanting to play wherever he goes. It's gotta carry some weight. Just for commercial reasons alone " I’m here for the drama of draft night | |||
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"@Julie, can I ask a question? If it's about wrestling another lady in a nice hotel room, the answer is no. Otherwise hmu. J You read my mind
Second question...I was perving your pics. 24th March stood out. Have you had a growth spurt or is that a tiny door?
Growth spurt. I am now 7'4"
Or different angle.
Only smarties have the answer.
J
That'll be no good for your back at crazy golf
Yeah, she's shit at it now. Even I can beat her and I suck.
Ohh do you now?
At crazy golf? Yep. Other stuff? Also yep. "Corrrr would love to watch you pair wrestle in a nice hotel room and me as the ref | |||
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"@Julie, can I ask a question? If it's about wrestling another lady in a nice hotel room, the answer is no. Otherwise hmu. J You read my mind
Second question...I was perving your pics. 24th March stood out. Have you had a growth spurt or is that a tiny door?
Growth spurt. I am now 7'4"
Or different angle.
Only smarties have the answer.
J
That'll be no good for your back at crazy golf
Yeah, she's shit at it now. Even I can beat her and I suck.
Yeah, but I can just hold the top of your head like Scrappy Doo now that I'm a giant.
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"@Julie, can I ask a question? If it's about wrestling another lady in a nice hotel room, the answer is no. Otherwise hmu. J You read my mind
Second question...I was perving your pics. 24th March stood out. Have you had a growth spurt or is that a tiny door?
Growth spurt. I am now 7'4"
Or different angle.
Only smarties have the answer.
J
That'll be no good for your back at crazy golf
Yeah, she's shit at it now. Even I can beat her and I suck.
Ohh do you now?
At crazy golf? Yep. Other stuff? Also yep.
Corrrr would love to watch you pair wrestle in a nice hotel room and me as the ref "Only if you say "corrrr" for the duration and rub your thighs | |||
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"Welll good evening all xx Nocturnal love to each xx I feel like saying .... You spin me right round ... it seems the tables are turning
Hello to you! In what way are the tables turning?
Nero bring the first poster for a change hehe
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"@Julie, can I ask a question? If it's about wrestling another lady in a nice hotel room, the answer is no. Otherwise hmu. J You read my mind
Second question...I was perving your pics. 24th March stood out. Have you had a growth spurt or is that a tiny door?
Growth spurt. I am now 7'4"
Or different angle.
Only smarties have the answer.
J
That'll be no good for your back at crazy golf
Yeah, she's shit at it now. Even I can beat her and I suck.
Yeah, but I can just hold the top of your head like Scrappy Doo now that I'm a giant.
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My wee fists flailing"God I love this mental picture 
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"Welll good evening all xx Nocturnal love to each xx I feel like saying .... You spin me right round ... it seems the tables are turning
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"Welll good evening all xx Nocturnal love to each xx I feel like saying .... You spin me right round ... it seems the tables are turning
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Nero bring the first poster for a change hehe
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"@Julie, can I ask a question? If it's about wrestling another lady in a nice hotel room, the answer is no. Otherwise hmu. J You read my mind
Second question...I was perving your pics. 24th March stood out. Have you had a growth spurt or is that a tiny door?
Growth spurt. I am now 7'4"
Or different angle.
Only smarties have the answer.
J
That'll be no good for your back at crazy golf
Yeah, she's shit at it now. Even I can beat her and I suck.
Ohh do you now?
At crazy golf? Yep. Other stuff? Also yep.
Corrrr would love to watch you pair wrestle in a nice hotel room and me as the ref
Only if you say "corrrr" for the duration and rub your thighs"Deal! | |||
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"Howdy y'all, a cool day over here, rain and some pea size hail Bill! Hello. That hail sounds rubbish, been chucking it down here too "fortunately it was small and soft enough that it splattered when it hit ,so no damage done | |||
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"@Julie, can I ask a question? If it's about wrestling another lady in a nice hotel room, the answer is no. Otherwise hmu. J You read my mind
Second question...I was perving your pics. 24th March stood out. Have you had a growth spurt or is that a tiny door?
Growth spurt. I am now 7'4"
Or different angle.
Only smarties have the answer.
J
That'll be no good for your back at crazy golf
Yeah, she's shit at it now. Even I can beat her and I suck.
Ohh do you now?
At crazy golf? Yep. Other stuff? Also yep.
Corrrr would love to watch you pair wrestle in a nice hotel room and me as the ref "I don't do wrestling. We can do a thumb war though! J | |||
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"Anyone wanna make this thread a bit more sexual " Hey baby, fancy some wife chat? J | |||
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"@Julie, can I ask a question? If it's about wrestling another lady in a nice hotel room, the answer is no. Otherwise hmu. J You read my mind
Second question...I was perving your pics. 24th March stood out. Have you had a growth spurt or is that a tiny door?
Growth spurt. I am now 7'4"
Or different angle.
Only smarties have the answer.
J
That'll be no good for your back at crazy golf
Yeah, she's shit at it now. Even I can beat her and I suck.
Ohh do you now?
At crazy golf? Yep. Other stuff? Also yep.
Corrrr would love to watch you pair wrestle in a nice hotel room and me as the ref
I don't do wrestling. We can do a thumb war though!
J"Wouldn't be a fair fight. Your thumbs would be like babies arms now | |||
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"Evening all. I will stick on some hot chocolate Evening! Are you adding marshmallows and whipped cream? " Whipping as we speak! | |||
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"Anyone wanna make this thread a bit more sexual Hey baby, fancy some wife chat? J" I’d do your wife J | |||
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"@Julie, can I ask a question? If it's about wrestling another lady in a nice hotel room, the answer is no. Otherwise hmu. J You read my mind
Second question...I was perving your pics. 24th March stood out. Have you had a growth spurt or is that a tiny door?
Growth spurt. I am now 7'4"
Or different angle.
Only smarties have the answer.
J
That'll be no good for your back at crazy golf
Yeah, she's shit at it now. Even I can beat her and I suck.
Ohh do you now?
At crazy golf? Yep. Other stuff? Also yep.
Corrrr would love to watch you pair wrestle in a nice hotel room and me as the ref
I don't do wrestling. We can do a thumb war though!
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" Corrrr would love to watch you pair wrestle in a nice hotel room and me as the ref
I don't do wrestling. We can do a thumb war though!
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"@Julie, can I ask a question? If it's about wrestling another lady in a nice hotel room, the answer is no. Otherwise hmu. J You read my mind
Second question...I was perving your pics. 24th March stood out. Have you had a growth spurt or is that a tiny door?
Growth spurt. I am now 7'4"
Or different angle.
Only smarties have the answer.
J
That'll be no good for your back at crazy golf
Yeah, she's shit at it now. Even I can beat her and I suck.
Ohh do you now?
At crazy golf? Yep. Other stuff? Also yep.
Corrrr would love to watch you pair wrestle in a nice hotel room and me as the ref
I don't do wrestling. We can do a thumb war though!
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"Anyone wanna make this thread a bit more sexual Hey baby, fancy some wife chat? J" I can tell this is fake, you used a comma correctly | |||
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"Evening all. I will stick on some hot chocolate Evening! Are you adding marshmallows and whipped cream? Whipping as we speak! " Splendid! | |||
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"Anyone wanna make this thread a bit more sexual Hey baby, fancy some wife chat? J I can tell this is fake, you used a comma correctly" Why not a comma before the baby though | |||
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" Corrrr would love to watch you pair wrestle in a nice hotel room and me as the ref
I don't do wrestling. We can do a thumb war though!
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Uno?
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"Anyone wanna make this thread a bit more sexual Hey baby, fancy some wife chat? J I can tell this is fake, you used a comma correctly Why not a comma before the baby though " Usually you cumma, then the baby | |||
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"Anyone wanna make this thread a bit more sexual Hey baby, fancy some wife chat? J I can tell this is fake, you used a comma correctly Why not a comma before the baby though Usually you cumma, then the baby " Don’t want to meet your mumma | |||
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" Corrrr would love to watch you pair wrestle in a nice hotel room and me as the ref
I don't do wrestling. We can do a thumb war though!
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Wouldn't be a fair fight. Your thumbs would be like babies arms now
Uno?
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Yeah we start with that, sure"I love uno. In! | |||
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Dahlink! Vot a treat"I haf appeared vis a poof! | |||
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"Good evening Notty Noccers! HELLO HELLO D
Hi Pickle! "How the hell have you been? Are you well? | |||
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Whip it on the ass?"Roll my [redacted] on it, that’s an ass tray | |||
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"Good evening Notty Noccers! HELLO HELLO D
Hi Pickle!
How the hell have you been? Are you well?"I'm alright thank you. Lovely to see you back. I trust you're well too? | |||
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"Good evening Notty Noccers!
Dahlink! Vot a treat
I haf appeared vis a poof!"I voodn't expect anythink less | |||
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"Absolutely kudos to Mrs TMN for this thread. You've really nailed it.
Let’s nail her "He's all recharged, anyway! | |||
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"In for Uno "Excellent, you deal | |||
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"Good evening Notty Noccers! HELLO HELLO D
Hi Pickle!
How the hell have you been? Are you well?
I'm alright thank you. Lovely to see you back. I trust you're well too? "I’m meh but this place is a great distraction Have you been enjoying the warmer weather? It’s going to be 20 degrees this week. Almost as hot as me | |||
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Let’s nail her
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And bloody lovely they are too! "Goodness | |||
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"Good evening Notty Noccers! HELLO HELLO D
Hi Pickle!
How the hell have you been? Are you well?
I'm alright thank you. Lovely to see you back. I trust you're well too?
I’m meh but this place is a great distraction
Have you been enjoying the warmer weather? It’s going to be 20 degrees this week. Almost as hot as me "Sorry you're meh! I never noticed the distraction, I was too busy reading threads
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"Absolutely kudos to Mrs TMN for this thread. You've really nailed it.
Let’s nail her "In Not you though | |||
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"In for Uno
Excellent, you deal"I've got a +4
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"Anyone wanna make this thread a bit more sexual Wake up, wake up , wake up, wake up coz you do it right .....what song is this? https://youtu.be/rjlSiASsUIs Poor form from me that I didn’t know that that bit of the song was actually words. Words I’ve been saying wrong in true Black people fashion Marvin Gaye, innit??? Sexual Healing??" yep xxxx | |||
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"In for Uno
Excellent, you deal
I've got a +4
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I already know so don't wanna cheat.
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I already know so don't wanna cheat.
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"In for Uno
Excellent, you deal
I've got a +4
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Lemme at her! Lemme at her! "Never liked +4s... make my ankles itch but let's follow with another +4 | |||
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I already know so don't wanna cheat.
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I already know so don't wanna cheat.
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Give us a clue
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I already know so don't wanna cheat.
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Oi!!!!"Like vintage Bourbon blood dahlink! | |||
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"Wonko? • Where is Wonko???" Who is Wonko? | |||
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"Wonko? • Where is Wonko??? Who is Wonko?" I’ll do you one better Why is Gamora | |||
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Another reason you and others on this thread shouldn’t have sex with me "Don’t reverse psychology me! | |||
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I already know so don't wanna cheat.
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"Wonko? • Where is Wonko??? Who is Wonko?I’ll do you one better Why is Gamora " I love you for that | |||
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Another reason you and others on this thread shouldn’t have sex with me
Don’t reverse psychology me! "I’m not! I am stating it as a reminder | |||
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"Wonko? • Where is Wonko??? Who is Wonko?I’ll do you one better Why is Gamora I love you for that "One thing about me, I’m going to try and get a reference | |||
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I already know so don't wanna cheat.
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My third guess "Correct! | |||
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My third guess
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"Damn Daniel " Good evening Stephen, enjoy your cream tea | |||
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My third guess
Correct!
Well Julie spoiled that! Great. Cheers. "• She massacred it. The wench! | |||
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I already know so don't wanna cheat.
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Give us a clue
J
It’s him. It’s Daniel?
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Is that your guess??
My third guess
Correct!
Well Julie spoiled that! Great. Cheers.
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She massacred it. The wench!"Did no such thing. I'll have the cream tea you ungrateful bunch! J | |||
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I already know so don't wanna cheat.
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My third guess
Correct!
Well Julie spoiled that! Great. Cheers.
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She massacred it. The wench!
Did no such thing. I'll have the cream tea you ungrateful bunch!
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Oooooooh here she is, hello sexy! "Ooh thanks Hey you fittie | |||
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