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Yes indeed, this is the place to have a good old fashioned moan about anything and everything.
The more moany the better in fact.
The weather’s shit? Fucking crap ain’t it?
The price of bread is a fucking con? Wankers!
This thread is fucking shite? I agree wholeheartedly.
Anyway, whinge away my fine folks and let us console ourselves in our combined cuntitude 
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"I don’t like Honda jazz drivers. It really breaks my soul when I see one on the road infront. The mr " I have a list of car models, the Jazz is on the list, but so many more. | |||
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"I don’t like Honda jazz drivers. It really breaks my soul when I see one on the road infront. The mr " Oh that might be my next car | |||
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"Ya! - I salute you!
Yes indeed, this is the place to have a good old fashioned moan about anything and everything.
The more moany the better in fact.
The weather’s shit? Fucking crap ain’t it?
The price of bread is a fucking con? Wankers!
This thread is fucking shite? I agree wholeheartedly.
Anyway, whinge away my fine folks and let us console ourselves in our combined cuntitude
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"The weather is glorious right now. I'm already sick of people banging on about the sun and tans and fucking BBQs!!! Fuck off already!" I can't wait to do a naked bbq this year | |||
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"The weather is glorious right now. I'm already sick of people banging on about the sun and tans and fucking BBQs!!! Fuck off already! I can't wait to do a naked bbq this year "You haven't tasted my sausage  | |||
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"The weather is glorious right now. I'm already sick of people banging on about the sun and tans and fucking BBQs!!! Fuck off already! I can't wait to do a naked bbq this year
You haven't tasted my sausage "I'm vegan | |||
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"The weather is glorious right now. I'm already sick of people banging on about the sun and tans and fucking BBQs!!! Fuck off already! I can't wait to do a naked bbq this year
You haven't tasted my sausage "For God's sake don't burn your sausage  | |||
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"The weather is glorious right now. I'm already sick of people banging on about the sun and tans and fucking BBQs!!! Fuck off already! I can't wait to do a naked bbq this year" In!!!! | |||
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"I spend too much time on my own. Not because people do t want to see me but, because I simply don't have the energy to go out 90% of the time. Its shit. " I love home comforts after 48 hrs shifts I do enjoy vegetating | |||
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"The weather is glorious right now. I'm already sick of people banging on about the sun and tans and fucking BBQs!!! Fuck off already! I can't wait to do a naked bbq this year
You haven't tasted my sausage
I'm vegan"That explains your moods | |||
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"The weather is glorious right now. I'm already sick of people banging on about the sun and tans and fucking BBQs!!! Fuck off already! I can't wait to do a naked bbq this year
You haven't tasted my sausage
For God's sake don't burn your sausage "My bbq is high enough for that not to happen | |||
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 grrrrrr shut up already ...yes I'm looking at you PD | |||
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"The weather is glorious right now. I'm already sick of people banging on about the sun and tans and fucking BBQs!!! Fuck off already! I can't wait to do a naked bbq this year In!!!!" I'll send you a invite | |||
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"The weather is glorious right now. I'm already sick of people banging on about the sun and tans and fucking BBQs!!! Fuck off already! I can't wait to do a naked bbq this year
You haven't tasted my sausage
For God's sake don't burn your sausage
My bbq is high enough for that not to happen "I mean imagine explaining THAT at a and e ... | |||
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"I’m fucking tired of being left in limbo regarding my job. That and I’m tired of looking like fucking Shrek’s brother. " you don't look like shreks brother you're gorgeous xx | |||
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"The weather is glorious right now. I'm already sick of people banging on about the sun and tans and fucking BBQs!!! Fuck off already! I can't wait to do a naked bbq this year
You haven't tasted my sausage
For God's sake don't burn your sausage
My bbq is high enough for that not to happen
I mean imagine explaining THAT at a and e ..."They've seen worse that a singed sausage | |||
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"The weather is glorious right now. I'm already sick of people banging on about the sun and tans and fucking BBQs!!! Fuck off already! I can't wait to do a naked bbq this year
You haven't tasted my sausage
For God's sake don't burn your sausage
My bbq is high enough for that not to happen
I mean imagine explaining THAT at a and e ...
They've seen worse that a singed sausage "Oh I know | |||
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"Oh, the sadly deceased Bill Hicks line: "I'm gonna start a 'People Who Hate People' club: only problem is...I'll be the only one in it...' And fuck you too OP, natch "Oh, and of course... fuck me too. Such a prick | |||
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"I don’t like Honda jazz drivers. It really breaks my soul when I see one on the road infront. The mr " lol RPG the cunts , always in the way lol | |||
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"You know those cunts who stand gawking blankly through shop windows whilst stood about six feet back in the middle of the pavement? Well, you see that thing there by the window? That’s called a door. Now fuck off through it!
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Not the first time today I’ve been offered money for my services…. Don’t know why men think it’s appropriate | |||
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Not the first time today I’ve been offered money for my services…. Don’t know why men think it’s appropriate "Fuckers. Would you clean my van for my last rolo? | |||
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i was going to moan but i got the job which means same money but working one day less so I now have a 3 day weekend and a 4 day working week !!! it can rain all it likes - im now perm working from home which means no commute in the pouring rain - did i say - I got the job - happy whinge day  | |||
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"The 'self service' checkout, any supermarket. If it's so fucking 'self service', why do I need to call a member of staff to verify that I'm over 25, when I've got a cheeky wee bottle of Malbec in my basket? False fucking advertising "Also to do with supermarkets. I bought an item of clothing ages ago. Pulled it out tonight. It's got the electronic tag on it still. I've no receipt. And moreso why on earth would alarms not go off when I blithely left the building?  | |||
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"Some of the men here
Not the first time today I’ve been offered money for my services…. Don’t know why men think it’s appropriate
Fuckers.
Would you clean my van for my last rolo?"Look we all know how important that last rolo is | |||
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"The weather is hot, nearly midnight and it’s 27. The thing to moan about is I am now have a very unwell tum. India’s revenge " Get better soon. Dehli belli | |||
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"My wife." Shots fired! | |||
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"People who park outside your house in your parking spot, that’s not your spot but really is your spot "Those people are the worst!!! | |||
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"The weather is hot, nearly midnight and it’s 27. The thing to moan about is I am now have a very unwell tum. India’s revenge Get better soon. Dehli belli" Thank you Beks. | |||
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"Fucking HGVs who take 10 minutes to overtake another HGV on a dual carriageway making everyone behind them go 20miles under the speed limit. Cunts!" Trust me. When the wagon in front of you is just slow enough that it’s causing you to have to brake you need to go round. And then when you’re speed limited and it takes you ages. It’s as annoying for the driver as it is the rest of you. | |||
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"The 'self service' checkout, any supermarket. If it's so fucking 'self service', why do I need to call a member of staff to verify that I'm over 25, when I've got a cheeky wee bottle of Malbec in my basket? False fucking advertising
Also to do with supermarkets. I bought an item of clothing ages ago. Pulled it out tonight. It's got the electronic tag on it still. I've no receipt. And moreso why on earth would alarms not go off when I blithely left the building? "
Because they DON'T CARE.
Shoplifting (which I know you didn't do), is now as important a crime to the police as...swearing on Sabbath Sunday? Or something.
Or maybe you looked as if you could handle yourself, and staff said: 'Nah, leave it alone. She's not worth it Nigel.' | |||
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"People in cars who park in designated motorcycle spaces, absolute fucknuggets!! You've enough of your own spaces fuck right off !!" Or the ones in baby spaces with no babies | |||
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"People in cars who park in designated motorcycle spaces, absolute fucknuggets!! You've enough of your own spaces fuck right off !! Or the ones in baby spaces with no babies "Those too! Lazy fuckers! | |||
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"It’s not a ‘crypto portfolio’, it’s a gambling habit with a fancy name. Grow the fuck up." I well thought you were talking about my profile name then haha | |||
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"I’ve driven 5 hours in shitty weather. Wind blowing (not my own wind) my van over the Afucking1. Satnav once again took me miles away from my muthafucking hotel. I finally get here & it’s the smallest car park known to man. I find a space to stick the beast in and there’s some smirking man in a (smaller) van eyeballing me. So damn straight I reversed the bastard in smoothly just to fucking show him. Checked in. Have had to sneak back out to the car park. And move said van as the cunting bastard door is at the back and I had to get my electrical equipment out. Luckily he’s long gone. " I love this! Like a boss! | |||
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"I’ve driven 5 hours in shitty weather. Wind blowing (not my own wind) my van over the Afucking1. Satnav once again took me miles away from my muthafucking hotel. I finally get here & it’s the smallest car park known to man. I find a space to stick the beast in and there’s some smirking man in a (smaller) van eyeballing me. So damn straight I reversed the bastard in smoothly just to fucking show him. Checked in. Have had to sneak back out to the car park. And move said van as the cunting bastard door is at the back and I had to get my electrical equipment out. Luckily he’s long gone. I love this! Like a boss! "Almost | |||
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"The 'self service' checkout, any supermarket. If it's so fucking 'self service', why do I need to call a member of staff to verify that I'm over 25, when I've got a cheeky wee bottle of Malbec in my basket? False fucking advertising
Also to do with supermarkets. I bought an item of clothing ages ago. Pulled it out tonight. It's got the electronic tag on it still. I've no receipt. And moreso why on earth would alarms not go off when I blithely left the building?
Because they DON'T CARE.
Shoplifting (which I know you didn't do), is now as important a crime to the police as...swearing on Sabbath Sunday? Or something.
Or maybe you looked as if you could handle yourself, and staff said: 'Nah, leave it alone. She's not worth it Nigel.'"Ha, I don't think I look like I could handle myself - at all. If I was in the business of nicking stuff and got accosted I'd likely cry. Not cool. 
I'm going to try and get the tag taken off tomorrow. I'll probably appear as guilty as hell I think just from the awkwardness of asking!! | |||
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"Was in the gym earlier (my own), barbell overheads. Damn clamps slid off the side, weight plates all came off, landed on my head… thankfully didn’t knock me for six. So yeah, fuck those clamps, I guess!!!" Haha lucky not hurt bad mate makes me feel a bit bad reading this having never ever used clamps on any excercise except deadlift and never had this happen. | |||
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"Was in the gym earlier (my own), barbell overheads. Damn clamps slid off the side, weight plates all came off, landed on my head… thankfully didn’t knock me for six. So yeah, fuck those clamps, I guess!!! Haha lucky not hurt bad mate makes me feel a bit bad reading this having never ever used clamps on any excercise except deadlift and never had this happen." Usually use the screws, never had an issue with them. But the wife bought me some clamps that save time as you just slide them on and press them down. Yeah… don’t bother with them guys | |||
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"Was in the gym earlier (my own), barbell overheads. Damn clamps slid off the side, weight plates all came off, landed on my head… thankfully didn’t knock me for six. So yeah, fuck those clamps, I guess!!!" And they say exercise is good for you, what bollocks Mr | |||
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"Also my mother was supposed to pay the first instalment of money she owes me on the 1st and hasn’t even mentioned it yet is still happy to let herself in uninvited and pester me every single day I’m off work the stinking old cunt" Oooh my mum paid me back the first instalment but arrived earlier to tell me she needs it back. | |||
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"It’s not a ‘crypto portfolio’, it’s a gambling habit with a fancy name. Grow the fuck up." Hear, hear! | |||
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"Oi grandma, you do you that if we don't speed the fuck up now we're going to be joining 70mph traffic at 30mph right? THATS FUCKING UNSAFE, SPEED THE FUCK UP, YOU MIGHT HAVE A DEATHWISH BUT I DON'T. And piss off with the "Ohhhh but its a limit not a target BS". Go take a driving test and tell me how long it takes for your instructor to fail you if you do 10mph in a 40 zone. GREAAAAAAT, NOW YOU'VE MOVED OVER TO LANE 2 WHEN THERE WAS FUCK ALL IN LANE 1...NOW EVERYONE IS BOTH UNDERTAKING YOU AND OVERTAKING YOU...WHERE ARE THOSE FLASHING LIGHT AUDI/BMW TWATS WHEN YOU NEED THEM? I swear, part of me wishes that we made motorway training mandatory. That alongside a minimum speed limit and a hefty fine/points for lane hogging." I'm in Surrey, and use the M25 all the time. No MF seems to be able to drive on the motorway. Crunts. Some twatty girl on there the other night with no rear lights on her car. Muppet. | |||
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"Also my mother was supposed to pay the first instalment of money she owes me on the 1st and hasn’t even mentioned it yet is still happy to let herself in uninvited and pester me every single day I’m off work the stinking old cunt Oooh my mum paid me back the first instalment but arrived earlier to tell me she needs it back. " Haha well at least had it back a short while, assuming of course you gave her it back haha (I’d have been tempted to say no) | |||
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"I just want to know why I'm not having much luck on here. I blame everything, everyone and Nicholas Parsons." Try going to a club or social | |||
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"I just want to know why I'm not having much luck on here. I blame everything, everyone and Nicholas Parsons. · Try going to a club or social "• Thank you, Sirrah.  | |||
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"I just want to know why I'm not having much luck on here. I blame everything, everyone and Nicholas Parsons. · Try going to a club or social
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"The 'self service' checkout, any supermarket. If it's so fucking 'self service', why do I need to call a member of staff to verify that I'm over 25, when I've got a cheeky wee bottle of Malbec in my basket? False fucking advertising
Also to do with supermarkets. I bought an item of clothing ages ago. Pulled it out tonight. It's got the electronic tag on it still. I've no receipt. And moreso why on earth would alarms not go off when I blithely left the building?
Because they DON'T CARE.
Shoplifting (which I know you didn't do), is now as important a crime to the police as...swearing on Sabbath Sunday? Or something.
Or maybe you looked as if you could handle yourself, and staff said: 'Nah, leave it alone. She's not worth it Nigel.'
Ha, I don't think I look like I could handle myself - at all. If I was in the business of nicking stuff and got accosted I'd likely cry. Not cool.
I'm going to try and get the tag taken off tomorrow. I'll probably appear as guilty as hell I think just from the awkwardness of asking!!"Good luck and fuck that supermarket anyway | |||
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"I'm tired, having a post "child was home for a weekend" slump, knackered myself hoovering and mopping, tried to nap but just laid with my eyes shut and it's day 6 of my period that was a week late. Also skint, can't afford to go visit people and missing going to gigs. Woe is me "Mimi xx have you been to sbk ? Some good vibes in there | |||
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"Also my mother was supposed to pay the first instalment of money she owes me on the 1st and hasn’t even mentioned it yet is still happy to let herself in uninvited and pester me every single day I’m off work the stinking old cunt" Change the locks ! | |||
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"Also my mother was supposed to pay the first instalment of money she owes me on the 1st and hasn’t even mentioned it yet is still happy to let herself in uninvited and pester me every single day I’m off work the stinking old cunt Change the locks !" I have twice one time she seen the 5 keys that it came with and blatantly demanded one, next time she took my sons key and had herself a copy made, I also stupidly changed it for one that has a thumb turn nob on the inside so I can’t even lock her out by leaving a key in the inside anymore stupidest thing I did | |||
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"Also my mother was supposed to pay the first instalment of money she owes me on the 1st and hasn’t even mentioned it yet is still happy to let herself in uninvited and pester me every single day I’m off work the stinking old cunt Change the locks ! I have twice one time she seen the 5 keys that it came with and blatantly demanded one, next time she took my sons key and had herself a copy made, I also stupidly changed it for one that has a thumb turn nob on the inside so I can’t even lock her out by leaving a key in the inside anymore stupidest thing I did " Oh man that's rough.... sorry you have to deal with having your privacy invaded | |||
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"I’ve driven 5 hours in shitty weather. Wind blowing (not my own wind) my van over the Afucking1. Satnav once again took me miles away from my muthafucking hotel. I finally get here & it’s the smallest car park known to man. I find a space to stick the beast in and there’s some smirking man in a (smaller) van eyeballing me. So damn straight I reversed the bastard in smoothly just to fucking show him. Checked in. Have had to sneak back out to the car park. And move said van as the cunting bastard door is at the back and I had to get my electrical equipment out. Luckily he’s long gone. " That deserves a very large G & T ! | |||
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"Why are chocolate bars smaller yet the price tag higher!!! Wankers!!!" Shrinkflation - yes it’s happing right under our eyes | |||
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"You cretin. Stop fucking calling me to book more work in and pay the invoices I have outstanding. I don’t fucking care what’s going on in your over privileged family and I certainly don’t care about your wife’s Range Rover issues. I’m very close to burying my estwing in your sternum. Wanker." 100% You are right to say NO  | |||
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