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A Somewhat Lewd Thread Regarding Sex Sounds…

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
25 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ey up again

Right, this is a bit rude…

So….I personally love the sounds associated with sex.

By this, I’m not actually referring to moans (although eeee by ‘eck - I absolutely love those!)

Nay, I’m talking about the actual sounds emitted during vaginal penetration.

The ‘Squelchy’ sounds that often occur as a result of the wetness in other words (gawd, that sounded crass, right?)

Unfortunately, many ladies I have known in the Biblical sense are very embarrassed by them however - which fills my heart with great sadness as they drive me sexually blooming wild!

Anyway, enough of my rambling; thy views good folks?

Alternatively, what is your favourite playing card? I’m rather partial to the Queen of Hearts myself.

Yah

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
25 weeks ago

St Leonards

Well, I'll either bring 'em in or send 'em running to the hills even more...

Vaginal squelch, drip, slurp...choose any name for a wet sound. Love. Adore. Yay.

Vaginal queef. Not so much. But it goes with the territory.

Anal queef. Completely neutral on like or dislike, it's inevitable during anal at some point, but I do have to apologise a lot for bursting out laughing. Thankfully, I'm a giggler, and it's fairly infectious, so she/they have always laughed too (eventually)...and I make up for it with lots of touch and coffee after.

Seven of Diamonds.

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By *eliWoman
25 weeks ago

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Yah.

So...

I like them. I like the slick sounds when I've coated their cock with my juices - the faster I'm fucked the more the room fills with the sound of us fucking.

I like the almost rhythmic wet sound that emits from slower fucking. It's an almost thicker sound if that makes sense. Deeper.

I love the sound of someone's fingers deftly exploring my cunt. It scratches some part of my brain, pleasurably. That moment when their fingers go between my lips and they almost tease the wetness out of me. It's fucking delicious to hear.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"Yah.

So...

I like them. I like the slick sounds when I've coated their cock with my juices - the faster I'm fucked the more the room fills with the sound of us fucking.

I like the almost rhythmic wet sound that emits from slower fucking. It's an almost thicker sound if that makes sense. Deeper.

I love the sound of someone's fingers deftly exploring my cunt. It scratches some part of my brain, pleasurably. That moment when their fingers go between my lips and they almost tease the wetness out of me. It's fucking delicious to hear."

I like you Meli, but yep, I reckon I'm done with fab now. It's been great!

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

This is why I wear headphones and listen to heavy metal when I’m banging her.

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By *irthandgirthMan
25 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Dunno.

I got slapped by a lady when she found out I changed her name in my phone to Queef Latifah.

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
25 weeks ago

Southampton


"This is why I wear headphones and listen to heavy metal when I’m banging her. "

Now THAT I have to see what's your go to metal band for fucking??

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"This is why I wear headphones and listen to heavy metal when I’m banging her.

Now THAT I have to see what's your go to metal band for fucking??"

QOTSA

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
25 weeks ago

Southampton


"This is why I wear headphones and listen to heavy metal when I’m banging her.

Now THAT I have to see what's your go to metal band for fucking??

QOTSA"

Ooh interesting... I may have to quiz you more on your music taste.. I'm rather partial to Rammstein for fucking

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
25 weeks ago

London (She/Her)


"Yah.

So...

I like them. I like the slick sounds when I've coated their cock with my juices - the faster I'm fucked the more the room fills with the sound of us fucking.

I like the almost rhythmic wet sound that emits from slower fucking. It's an almost thicker sound if that makes sense. Deeper.

I love the sound of someone's fingers deftly exploring my cunt. It scratches some part of my brain, pleasurably. That moment when their fingers go between my lips and they almost tease the wetness out of me. It's fucking delicious to hear."

Right, absolutely, but I also love that slapping noise of his thighs hitting mine, I love the sound of the bed squeaking and groaning like it wants to join in, I love hearing his breath and trembled gasps, it’s all soooo good!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
25 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Yah.

So...

I like them. I like the slick sounds when I've coated their cock with my juices - the faster I'm fucked the more the room fills with the sound of us fucking.

I like the almost rhythmic wet sound that emits from slower fucking. It's an almost thicker sound if that makes sense. Deeper.

I love the sound of someone's fingers deftly exploring my cunt. It scratches some part of my brain, pleasurably. That moment when their fingers go between my lips and they almost tease the wetness out of me. It's fucking delicious to hear."

I knew I could count on a delicious description from you lovely

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
25 weeks ago

St Leonards


"This is why I wear headphones and listen to heavy metal when I’m banging her.

Now THAT I have to see what's your go to metal band for fucking??

QOTSA"

Would I get away with a VR headset?

I don't have to miss the tennis that way....

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
25 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"This is why I wear headphones and listen to heavy metal when I’m banging her.

Now THAT I have to see what's your go to metal band for fucking??

QOTSA

Would I get away with a VR headset?

I don't have to miss the tennis that way...."

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By *eliWoman
25 weeks ago

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"Yah.

So...

I like them. I like the slick sounds when I've coated their cock with my juices - the faster I'm fucked the more the room fills with the sound of us fucking.

I like the almost rhythmic wet sound that emits from slower fucking. It's an almost thicker sound if that makes sense. Deeper.

I love the sound of someone's fingers deftly exploring my cunt. It scratches some part of my brain, pleasurably. That moment when their fingers go between my lips and they almost tease the wetness out of me. It's fucking delicious to hear.

I like you Meli, but yep, I reckon I'm done with fab now. It's been great!"

Wait the only thing I really read was the whole you like me thing.

That was the only important part wasn't it?

You like me. You of a thousand names likes me.

Well this thread has been a success, thanks OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"This is why I wear headphones and listen to heavy metal when I’m banging her.

Now THAT I have to see what's your go to metal band for fucking??

QOTSA

Would I get away with a VR headset?

I don't have to miss the tennis that way...."

Haha. I realy need to get up to day and utilise the new tech available

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
25 weeks ago

St Leonards


"This is why I wear headphones and listen to heavy metal when I’m banging her.

Now THAT I have to see what's your go to metal band for fucking??

QOTSA

Would I get away with a VR headset?

I don't have to miss the tennis that way....

Haha. I realy need to get up to day and utilise the new tech available "

By the way - I forgot to say it at the time, but I roared when I read your "headphones...banging her" comment. Perfectly weighted gag Woody .

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"Yah.

So...

I like them. I like the slick sounds when I've coated their cock with my juices - the faster I'm fucked the more the room fills with the sound of us fucking.

I like the almost rhythmic wet sound that emits from slower fucking. It's an almost thicker sound if that makes sense. Deeper.

I love the sound of someone's fingers deftly exploring my cunt. It scratches some part of my brain, pleasurably. That moment when their fingers go between my lips and they almost tease the wetness out of me. It's fucking delicious to hear.

I like you Meli, but yep, I reckon I'm done with fab now. It's been great!

Wait the only thing I really read was the whole you like me thing.

That was the only important part wasn't it?

You like me. You of a thousand names likes me.

Well this thread has been a success, thanks OP. "

Ooh. HerOfAThousandNames......incoming!!!

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By *exyEggsCouple
25 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I like the sounds. I have a very vivid aural (no sniggering at the back there) memory of Mr parting my legs and running his fingers up my slit, which resulted in that slick wet sound Meli so beautifully described. It was relatively early in our relationship and I was sat in the passenger seat of his car. Happy days

Mrs TMN x

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By *allandathleticMan
25 weeks ago

Asgard


"Yah.

So...

I like them. I like the slick sounds when I've coated their cock with my juices - the faster I'm fucked the more the room fills with the sound of us fucking.

I like the almost rhythmic wet sound that emits from slower fucking. It's an almost thicker sound if that makes sense. Deeper.

I love the sound of someone's fingers deftly exploring my cunt. It scratches some part of my brain, pleasurably. That moment when their fingers go between my lips and they almost tease the wetness out of me. It's fucking delicious to hear.

I like you Meli, but yep, I reckon I'm done with fab now. It's been great!

Wait the only thing I really read was the whole you like me thing.

That was the only important part wasn't it?

You like me. You of a thousand names likes me.

Well this thread has been a success, thanks OP.

Ooh. HerOfAThousandNames......incoming!!!"

Please don't! Takes me an age to find you again and press hotlist.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
25 weeks ago

King's Crustacean


"Ey up again

Right, this is a bit rude…

So….I personally love the sounds associated with sex.

By this, I’m not actually referring to moans (although eeee by ‘eck - I absolutely love those!)

Nay, I’m talking about the actual sounds emitted during vaginal penetration.

The ‘Squelchy’ sounds that often occur as a result of the wetness in other words (gawd, that sounded crass, right?)

Unfortunately, many ladies I have known in the Biblical sense are very embarrassed by them however - which fills my heart with great sadness as they drive me sexually blooming wild!

Anyway, enough of my rambling; thy views good folks?

Alternatively, what is your favourite playing card? I’m rather partial to the Queen of Hearts myself.

Yah "

I think you mean the Queef of farts.

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By *irtydevil666Man
25 weeks ago

bristol

Seven of Diamonds

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"This is why I wear headphones and listen to heavy metal when I’m banging her.

Now THAT I have to see what's your go to metal band for fucking??

QOTSA

Would I get away with a VR headset?

I don't have to miss the tennis that way....

Haha. I realy need to get up to day and utilise the new tech available

By the way - I forgot to say it at the time, but I roared when I read your "headphones...banging her" comment. Perfectly weighted gag Woody ."

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
25 weeks ago

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Love sex sounds, skin on skin, squelching and slurping, sometimes to much so headphones might be a idea

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