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By *antam Avershires OP Man
40 weeks ago

Falme

Alright tradies, we've been commissioned for the construction of a Fab mansion so we all need to chip in.

I will appoint myself as project manager and if needed back on tools will sort the doors out but don't trust myself to do any joist or frame work unsupervised as been too bloody long.

Who's volunteer to do what jobs?

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By *erry bull1Man
40 weeks ago

doncaster

Machine operator here to do groundwork’s

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By *parkle1974Woman
40 weeks ago

Leeds

I'll do the painting

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

I’ll decorate/ lift heavy shit/ clean…

If that helps?

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By *uke OzadeMan
40 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

I’ll do the wiring

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By *ed MartinMan
40 weeks ago

Shefford

I’ve been told I’m a chippie…at least that’s what I think they meant when they said I had a chip on my shoulder…

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By *antam Avershires OP Man
40 weeks ago

Falme

Brilliant so far.

Please don't forget this is a shag-tastic swinger pad, we need people on saunas, pools and gardens.

Also keys not forget at least a 4 strong team on the kettles keeping the brews coming.

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By *ild_oatsMan
40 weeks ago

the land of saints & sinners

Architect…. I’ll design something over the top, over budget, overly complex and overly long to build…

Causing the trades to down tools and walk off site …..

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

I’ll make the cups of tea.

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
40 weeks ago

Pontypool

I can help with interior design!

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By *eliWoman
40 weeks ago

I'll flash a boob every now and again for motivation. No need to thank me.

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By *ucka39Man
40 weeks ago

Newcastle

I'll do any ground work saves anyone else bending down

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By *bi HaiveMan
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40 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I can do coffees.

Also happy to provide artwork for the walls once the painting has been done.

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By *antam Avershires OP Man
40 weeks ago

Falme

"I'll flash a boob every now and again for motivation. No need to thank me. "

Will make a lovely change from the traditional builder's bums.

First days pay sent out in form of a wink.

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By *akedMechanicMan
40 weeks ago

Manchester

I'll keep the machinery running

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

I'm good at crafts & interesting furniture - happy to be the sauna/ hottub tester !

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By *mmaleiaWoman
40 weeks ago

Trowbridge

Any reupholstering, cushion & curtain making

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By *allandathleticMan
40 weeks ago

Asgard

Ive got the Plastering sorted

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
40 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

B is good at all sorts of stuff! But you might want to get someone else to do the measurements

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By *aizyWoman
40 weeks ago

west midlands

I'll sit on the sidelines and shout, you sure that goes there? And other useful words of encouragement.

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By *ggdrasil66Man
40 weeks ago

Saltdean

I’ll do the knocking up. Plaster, concrete, sand and cement. I used to carry the hod but think I’m a little old for that now.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
40 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"I'll sit on the sidelines and shout, you sure that goes there? And other useful words of encouragement."

Ooh, I can do this! I can also do that suck breath through your teeth thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

I can install the heatpump or air coniditioning.

Who's making the bacon sandwiches?

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By *ivilised matureMan
40 weeks ago

Barnes sometimes Dulwich Village

I'll do the second fix and snagging

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

I’ll help out in the garden. Seeding grass, planting trees, shrubs etc. How about a little vegetable plot?

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By *aizyWoman
40 weeks ago

west midlands

"I'll sit on the sidelines and shout, you sure that goes there? And other useful words of encouragement.

Ooh, I can do this! I can also do that suck breath through your teeth thing.

Oh can you? I've never been able to master that, you'll be a useful on the sidelines!

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

I make biscuits and cake

Gardening..

Painting

Interior design

Mirrors in every room

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

"I can install the heatpump or air coniditioning.

Who's making the bacon sandwiches?"

Crispy and sauce..?

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By *enk15Man
40 weeks ago

Evesham

I'll bring the houseplants and water them every now and then

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Crispy and sauce..? "

Yes please, tomato sauce would be fine

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By *educing_EmCouple
40 weeks ago

Tipperary

I'll follow the lazy ones around shouting at them to keep going.

I can dress beds when the time comes too .

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By *eneralKenobiMan
40 weeks ago

North Angus

Experienced in the Manitous and a key to borrow one

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By *antam Avershires OP Man
40 weeks ago

Falme

Crispy and sauce..?

Yes please, tomato sauce would be fine

Sorry, first executive veto by your PM.

All Bacon Butties shall be crispy streaky bacon and brown sauce only... Reggae Reggae sauce permits may be collected between 0730 and 0735 for 24hrs in advance.

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By *antam Avershires OP Man
40 weeks ago

Falme

"Experienced in the Manitous and a key to borrow one

Excellent, I require a mobile throne to survey the works.

Also, Hello There

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By *ingu and The ApeCouple
40 weeks ago

The Igloo

Pingu works for a gas company so can source the gas fitter and pipes. Ape still knows some firefighters and can sort the smoke alarms. He can also consult on building security.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
40 weeks ago

Bradford

Happy to be project manager

I'm good at tell people what to do

And things been done on time .

Also quite good with interior design .

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By *eneralKenobiMan
40 weeks ago

North Angus

"Experienced in the Manitous and a key to borrow one

Excellent, I require a mobile throne to survey the works.

Also, Hello There"

Best. foreman. ever!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
40 weeks ago

Southampton

I'll be on hand to play nurse/masseur as required I'm sure they'll be some aching muscles

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
40 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'll be in my trailer as a comfort gurl

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By *antam Avershires OP Man
40 weeks ago

Falme

"Happy to be project manager

I'm good at tell people what to do

And things been done on time .

Also quite good with interior design ."

Right, don't shoot for the King unless you are going to kill him.

Clearly you have no idea about project management as we have no desire to do this in time or under budget.

Please liase with the other interior designer and remember to keep all the facilities on line the democratically chosen theme "the original 150 Pokemon"

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By *allandathleticMan
40 weeks ago

Asgard

"I'll follow the lazy ones around shouting at them to keep going.

I can dress beds when the time comes too ."

You can dress my bed any day!

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By *antam Avershires OP Man
40 weeks ago

Falme

"I'll be in my trailer as a comfort gurl

Excellent thinking.

Change of plans, the job description for Marco Pierre White to run the staff canteen had been changed to Al Swearengen-esque Saloon Keep

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By *isaSlutFaceCouple
40 weeks ago

Solihull

I can help keep morale up when it's raining

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By *inkedKuntsCouple
40 weeks ago

Sheffield

Services design, supply and install. Final snags and of course stand back and tell everyone why they are doing it wrong without lifting a finger like a true gaffer.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
40 weeks ago

Next Door

Happy to test the beds/table and worktop heights

And I make a good cuppa.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
40 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

I done some plumbing yesterday - took 2 hours to do something that should have took 30 mins, so I’m good for that

I’ll also help plan the house warming party…

C can walk around in her dress and have her nipples poking through for team morale

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By *antam Avershires OP Man
40 weeks ago

Falme

"I done some plumbing yesterday - took 2 hours to do something that should have took 30 mins, so I’m good for that

I’ll also help plan the house warming party…

C can walk around in her dress and have her nipples poking through for team morale

Excellent, everyone is on day rate of one wink per day so take as long as you like with it.

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By *udding RoseWoman
40 weeks ago

Somewhere out there

I can bring one of my cakes - coffee cake, chocolate biscuit cake and can make a pavlova as well, not on the same day mind!!

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Woody by name, woody by nature.

So if you need me to erecting anything of fill in some holes…. I can give you an hour or so

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Crispy and sauce..?

Yes please, tomato sauce would be fine

Sorry, first executive veto by your PM.

All Bacon Butties shall be crispy streaky bacon and brown sauce only... Reggae Reggae sauce permits may be collected between 0730 and 0735 for 24hrs in advance. "

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By *antam Avershires OP Man
40 weeks ago

Falme

"Woody by name, woody by nature.

So if you need me to erecting anything of fill in some holes…. I can give you an hour or so

Your job allocation is Roger The Cabin Boy, please collect your job assignments from Lead Pool Developer Naval Engineer Seaman Staines

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Crispy and sauce..?

Yes please, tomato sauce would be fine

Sorry, first executive veto by your PM.

All Bacon Butties shall be crispy streaky bacon and brown sauce only... Reggae Reggae sauce permits may be collected between 0730 and 0735 for 24hrs in advance. "

In that case, here's my 24 hours notice

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

"Woody by name, woody by nature.

So if you need me to erecting anything of fill in some holes…. I can give you an hour or so

Your job allocation is Roger The Cabin Boy, please collect your job assignments from Lead Pool Developer Naval Engineer Seaman Staines "

Roger the cabin boy? … is that an apprentice initiation?

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

"I'll be in my trailer as a comfort gurl

Excellent thinking.

Change of plans, the job description for Marco Pierre White to run the staff canteen had been changed to Al Swearengen-esque Saloon Keep"

FUCKING WOOO!

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By *antam Avershires OP Man
40 weeks ago

Falme

"I'll be in my trailer as a comfort gurl

Excellent thinking.

Change of plans, the job description for Marco Pierre White to run the staff canteen had been changed to Al Swearengen-esque Saloon Keep

FUCKING WOOO!"

Qw love your enthusiasm and you were a great candidate but your failure to call everyone on the board a fucking heathen cocksucker means we are going to pass on your application at this time.

However we would love to offer you to be the chief barman/ security lead Mr Dority

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

I’ll do med cover. I know my place…

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By *nnCeeWoman
40 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Happy to be Tea Bunny...

Will happily pick stuff out of catalogues/online to make things look pretty too x

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By *orphia2003Woman
40 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

I'll do the cooking and keep you in tea and bacon butties.

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By *antam Avershires OP Man
40 weeks ago

Falme

"I’ll do med cover. I know my place…"

Please bring your own bone saw and keep out of the Chippies Box

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
40 weeks ago

Leeds

I’ll stand there on my phone, until you walk passed then I’ll pick up a brush to look busy.

The mr

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By *obilebottomMan
40 weeks ago

All over

"I’ll stand there on my phone, until you walk passed then I’ll pick up a brush to look busy.

The mr "

Like a typical road maintenance worker

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By *elshcouple18Couple
40 weeks ago

Cardiff

Kitchen bedroom bathroom installer is male half.. Good with his hands. And has a very powerful tool..

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
40 weeks ago

Leeds

"I’ll stand there on my phone, until you walk passed then I’ll pick up a brush to look busy.

The mr

Like a typical road maintenance worker

No them boys don’t give a fuck, they’ll be sunbathing on the top of the van, waving at you while you’re stuck in traffic.

The mr

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By *OCONO5Couple
40 weeks ago

Sensual Center

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By *obilebottomMan
40 weeks ago

All over

"I’ll stand there on my phone, until you walk passed then I’ll pick up a brush to look busy.

The mr

Like a typical road maintenance worker

No them boys don’t give a fuck, they’ll be sunbathing on the top of the van, waving at you while you’re stuck in traffic.

The mr "

Tbf that is a more accurate description

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By *issBellaWoman
40 weeks ago

Wales

I hope this big build is big enough to fit us all under one roof

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By *lackpepper78Man
40 weeks ago

St Albans

I'd do admin, gophering and general running about

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By *ohnny_nicecockMan
40 weeks ago

Cock Town

"I hope this big build is big enough to fit us all under one roof

A big, Grand Designs style excavated basement is in order.

Except instead of a lap pool or wine cellar it's a sex dungeon.

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By *antam Avershires OP Man
40 weeks ago

Falme

"I’ll stand there on my phone, until you walk passed then I’ll pick up a brush to look busy.

The mr

Like a typical road maintenance worker

No them boys don’t give a fuck, they’ll be sunbathing on the top of the van, waving at you while you’re stuck in traffic.

The mr "

Sorry, The Mr sounds far too qualified for menial work, please report to the executive canteen (is the table in the portacabin with a actual tablecloth on it) and commence some Blue Sky Thinking, deadline is Flebuary 31st.

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By *rystalsswingCouple
40 weeks ago

Galway

"I’ll stand there on my phone, until you walk passed then I’ll pick up a brush to look busy.

The mr "

Can I be your apprentice?? I promise to wear gym pants every day

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By *ingu and The ApeCouple
40 weeks ago

The Igloo

"I hope this big build is big enough to fit us all under one roof

How big will the hot tub be?

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By *antam Avershires OP Man
40 weeks ago

Falme

I'm hoping that we cam install at least 5-6 of the hot roman pool style ones like they have at Rios.

Then multiple hot tube style Jacuzzis too

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By *antam Avershires OP Man
40 weeks ago

Falme

An amazing first day's work people, please remember this is a swingers site so please go safely to someone else's home this evening.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
40 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I'll bring some cake to go with the teas/coffee.

And advise on the soft furnishings.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
40 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

I'll hang around perving til you're ready for some interior design

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By *nnCeeWoman
40 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"I'd do admin, GOPHERING and general running about"

Completely read this as "groping"

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By *oubleswing2019Man
40 weeks ago

Colchester

"Who's volunteer to do what jobs?"

NEC or JCT contract ?

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By *ascaIMan
40 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

I’ll test the baths out and make sure they’re safe to use. Really don’t mind getting my hands dirty. I’ll only need an hour or so on each.. and some radox.. and a bottle of red.

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By *eedshandymanMan
40 weeks ago

leeds

I will tear it all down and do it properly to spec afterwards??

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By *mma29Couple
40 weeks ago

wirral

I'm from the council, you didn't have planning permission, so it has to all come down.

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By *eadpool1Man
40 weeks ago

glasgow

Asbestos found in the ceilings, major health and safety issue, need to shut this down, health inspectors orders. Lol

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By *oubleswing2019Man
40 weeks ago

Colchester

I asked two of the ground crew why they were jumping from one sofa to the other.

They replied "The floor is made of lava".

That's a serious H&S issue right there and HSE need to shut this site down right away before anyone gets hurt.

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By *ympha LuxuriaWoman
40 weeks ago

La La Land

I've been told I'm good with my hands

I'll be looking after all of the indoor and outdoor plants

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
40 weeks ago

Southampton

"I’ll test the baths out and make sure they’re safe to use. Really don’t mind getting my hands dirty. I’ll only need an hour or so on each.. and some radox.. and a bottle of red. "

I suppose you need someone to.was your back too

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By *cotsguyyMan
40 weeks ago

Belfast and Fife

Handyman here, happy to do anything....except washing rollers.

What's next?

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By *eadymade31Man
40 weeks ago

newbiggin by the sea

Im a tree surgeon hopefully some trees about

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
40 weeks ago

Southampton

"Im a tree surgeon hopefully some trees about

I have called couple of tree trunks posing as legs

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By *arley QuimWoman
40 weeks ago

Somewhere

I'll do the night time security so I don't have to speak to anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

"Im a tree surgeon hopefully some trees about

I plan on planting some Sequoias. At least 250 years old so there will be plenty of pruning needed.

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By *rill PhilMan
40 weeks ago

Crediton

I'm a landscape gardener. I don't know if that's any use to anyone but, I can play paths, patios, plant, sweep and clear, I do fountain installations, general grounds keeping...

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By *cotsguyyMan
40 weeks ago

Belfast and Fife

How's the build going? Are we having a house warming party soon?

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By *arley QuimWoman
40 weeks ago

Somewhere

I bought a mint plunger the other week. I'm in the case if anyone needs their toilet unblocked

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By *cotsguyyMan
40 weeks ago

Belfast and Fife

"I bought a mint plunger the other week. I'm in the case if anyone needs their toilet unblocked

Do plungers come in different flavours ?

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
40 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Happy to be project manager

I'm good at tell people what to do

And things been done on time .

Also quite good with interior design .

Right, don't shoot for the King unless you are going to kill him.

Clearly you have no idea about project management as we have no desire to do this in time or under budget.

Please liase with the other interior designer and remember to keep all the facilities on line the democratically chosen theme "the original 150 Pokemon""

I am most definitely NOT an assassin. But if the others who've provided their skills and labour to bring this very wonderful idea from "The King" to fruition find that "The King" then goes down a little bit too much of a Trump/Johnson/Gaddafi road more than a Robin Hood road...you know where to find me and employ the skills I most definitely DO NOT have in the career of assassin which I equally definitely DO NOT partake in

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By *arley QuimWoman
40 weeks ago

Somewhere

"I bought a mint plunger the other week. I'm in the case if anyone needs their toilet unblocked

Do plungers come in different flavours ?

It's mint green

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By *cotsguyyMan
40 weeks ago

Belfast and Fife

"I bought a mint plunger the other week. I'm in the case if anyone needs their toilet unblocked

Do plungers come in different flavours ?

It's mint green

Aaahhhh, I misunderstood, apologies.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
40 weeks ago

St Leonards

"I bought a mint plunger the other week. I'm in the case if anyone needs their toilet unblocked

Do plungers come in different flavours ?

It's mint green

Aaahhhh, I misunderstood, apologies.

I made a similar mistake. Bought a lime one (I love limes), plunged the loo - thinking that would activate the lime flavour - then licked it.

Tasted like shit.

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By *arley QuimWoman
40 weeks ago

Somewhere

"I bought a mint plunger the other week. I'm in the case if anyone needs their toilet unblocked

Do plungers come in different flavours ?

It's mint green

Aaahhhh, I misunderstood, apologies.

I made a similar mistake. Bought a lime one (I love limes), plunged the loo - thinking that would activate the lime flavour - then licked it.

Tasted like shit."

Should have gone for a brown one instead

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
40 weeks ago

St Leonards

"I bought a mint plunger the other week. I'm in the case if anyone needs their toilet unblocked

Do plungers come in different flavours ?

It's mint green

Aaahhhh, I misunderstood, apologies.

I made a similar mistake. Bought a lime one (I love limes), plunged the loo - thinking that would activate the lime flavour - then licked it.

Tasted like shit.

Should have gone for a brown one instead

Does it taste like chocolate?

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By *cotsguyyMan
40 weeks ago

Belfast and Fife

"I bought a mint plunger the other week. I'm in the case if anyone needs their toilet unblocked

Do plungers come in different flavours ?

It's mint green

Aaahhhh, I misunderstood, apologies.

I made a similar mistake. Bought a lime one (I love limes), plunged the loo - thinking that would activate the lime flavour - then licked it.

Tasted like shit.

Should have gone for a brown one instead

Or just not licked a used toilet plunger

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
40 weeks ago

St Leonards

"I bought a mint plunger the other week. I'm in the case if anyone needs their toilet unblocked

Do plungers come in different flavours ?

It's mint green

Aaahhhh, I misunderstood, apologies.

I made a similar mistake. Bought a lime one (I love limes), plunged the loo - thinking that would activate the lime flavour - then licked it.

Tasted like shit.

Should have gone for a brown one instead

Or just not licked a used toilet plunger

You make an excellent point.

But...temptation....

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By *arley QuimWoman
40 weeks ago

Somewhere

"I bought a mint plunger the other week. I'm in the case if anyone needs their toilet unblocked

Do plungers come in different flavours ?

It's mint green

Aaahhhh, I misunderstood, apologies.

I made a similar mistake. Bought a lime one (I love limes), plunged the loo - thinking that would activate the lime flavour - then licked it.

Tasted like shit.

Should have gone for a brown one instead

Or just not licked a used toilet plunger

Spoilsport

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

Sexretary taking plenty dicktation

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
40 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Sexretary taking plenty dicktation

I do see you fitting in a late 70s TV series with the strong but rather stupid, mildly heroic male lead who functions best with his very femme but switched on PA gently guiding his best moments.

Saving him from too much "heroic" testosterone led over-reach too.

Is that my imagination, or am I reading you?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
40 weeks ago

Essex

I’ll do first aid.

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By *layfullsamMan
40 weeks ago

Solihull

Swimming pool inspector

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By *cotsguyyMan
40 weeks ago

Belfast and Fife

"I bought a mint plunger the other week. I'm in the case if anyone needs their toilet unblocked

Do plungers come in different flavours ?

It's mint green

Aaahhhh, I misunderstood, apologies.

I made a similar mistake. Bought a lime one (I love limes), plunged the loo - thinking that would activate the lime flavour - then licked it.

Tasted like shit.

Should have gone for a brown one instead

Or just not licked a used toilet plunger

Spoilsport

I'm just trying to make sure everyone is safe and alive

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By *cotsguyyMan
40 weeks ago

Belfast and Fife

"I’ll do first aid."

I think I have an ouchy

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

I can do the design plans and submit for planning permission

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
40 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Or just not licked a used toilet plunger

Spoilsport

I'm just trying to make sure everyone is safe and alive

I do breathe a sigh of relief when someone counterbalances my approach

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

"Sexretary taking plenty dicktation

I do see you fitting in a late 70s TV series with the strong but rather stupid, mildly heroic male lead who functions best with his very femme but switched on PA gently guiding his best moments.

Saving him from too much "heroic" testosterone led over-reach too.

Is that my imagination, or am I reading you?"

CEO adding me as a sweetener to secure preferential contractual deal

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By *ittlelad69Man
40 weeks ago

clay cross

General dogs body here so put me down

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By *ivilised matureMan
40 weeks ago

Barnes sometimes Dulwich Village

Pretty good hole filler specialist in backfilling

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
40 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Sexretary taking plenty dicktation

I do see you fitting in a late 70s TV series with the strong but rather stupid, mildly heroic male lead who functions best with his very femme but switched on PA gently guiding his best moments.

Saving him from too much "heroic" testosterone led over-reach too.

Is that my imagination, or am I reading you?

CEO adding me as a sweetener to secure preferential contractual deal

Nothing could be more late 1970s.

Nailed it

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By *TG3Man
40 weeks ago

Dorchester

"Sexretary taking plenty dicktation

I do see you fitting in a late 70s TV series with the strong but rather stupid, mildly heroic male lead who functions best with his very femme but switched on PA gently guiding his best moments.

Saving him from too much "heroic" testosterone led over-reach too.

Is that my imagination, or am I reading you?

CEO adding me as a sweetener to secure preferential contractual deal

Nothing could be more late 1970s.

Nailed it

."
hope you used galvanised nails

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
40 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Sexretary taking plenty dicktation

I do see you fitting in a late 70s TV series with the strong but rather stupid, mildly heroic male lead who functions best with his very femme but switched on PA gently guiding his best moments.

Saving him from too much "heroic" testosterone led over-reach too.

Is that my imagination, or am I reading you?

CEO adding me as a sweetener to secure preferential contractual deal

Nothing could be more late 1970s.

Nailed it

.hope you used galvanised nails

You killed it Fred.

You killed it

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By *onameyet2Man
40 weeks ago

chorley

I’ve got a bad back, could be a couple of weeks before I’m in.

Do I get sick pay or is it SSP ?

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By *TG3Man
40 weeks ago

Dorchester

"I’ve got a bad back, could be a couple of weeks before I’m in.

Do I get sick pay or is it SSP ?

"
no sorry I've never had a day off sick in my life

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

"Sexretary taking plenty dicktation

I do see you fitting in a late 70s TV series with the strong but rather stupid, mildly heroic male lead who functions best with his very femme but switched on PA gently guiding his best moments.

Saving him from too much "heroic" testosterone led over-reach too.

Is that my imagination, or am I reading you?

CEO adding me as a sweetener to secure preferential contractual deal

Nothing could be more late 1970s.

Nailed it

.hope you used galvanised nails

Only the best, grade 316 which is vastly superior corrosion resistance to chlorides and acids.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
40 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Sexretary taking plenty dicktation

I do see you fitting in a late 70s TV series with the strong but rather stupid, mildly heroic male lead who functions best with his very femme but switched on PA gently guiding his best moments.

Saving him from too much "heroic" testosterone led over-reach too.

Is that my imagination, or am I reading you?

CEO adding me as a sweetener to secure preferential contractual deal

Nothing could be more late 1970s.

Nailed it

.hope you used galvanised nails

Only the best, grade 316 which is vastly superior corrosion resistance to chlorides and acids.

I think Sissy just scored a hat-trick Fred.

Over to you....

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By *TG3Man
40 weeks ago

Dorchester

"Sexretary taking plenty dicktation

I do see you fitting in a late 70s TV series with the strong but rather stupid, mildly heroic male lead who functions best with his very femme but switched on PA gently guiding his best moments.

Saving him from too much "heroic" testosterone led over-reach too.

Is that my imagination, or am I reading you?

CEO adding me as a sweetener to secure preferential contractual deal

Nothing could be more late 1970s.

Nailed it

.hope you used galvanised nails

Only the best, grade 316 which is vastly superior corrosion resistance to chlorides and acids.

"
lol so no runny rust lines down the paint

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

"Sexretary taking plenty dicktation

I do see you fitting in a late 70s TV series with the strong but rather stupid, mildly heroic male lead who functions best with his very femme but switched on PA gently guiding his best moments.

Saving him from too much "heroic" testosterone led over-reach too.

Is that my imagination, or am I reading you?

CEO adding me as a sweetener to secure preferential contractual deal

Nothing could be more late 1970s.

Nailed it

.hope you used galvanised nails

Only the best, grade 316 which is vastly superior corrosion resistance to chlorides and acids.

lol so no runny rust lines down the paint

they can become a problem if allowed to dry or set

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By (user no longer on site)
40 weeks ago

"I’ll do med cover. I know my place…"

That was going to be my job.. maybe we can work in shifts?!

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