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By *urbo Ted OP   Man
30 weeks ago

Stansted

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

One will see you layer and one will see you in a while.

#I'll Get My Coat.

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By *reative-mindMan
30 weeks ago

Exeter

Yeah but why was the Mushroom invented to the party?

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By *urbo Ted OP   Man
30 weeks ago

Stansted


"Yeah but why was the Mushroom invented to the party? "

Because he was a fungi

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

An alligator can live over a hundred years, so chances are it will see you later.

Aren’t crocs slimmer?

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By *reative-mindMan
30 weeks ago

Exeter


"Yeah but why was the Mushroom invented to the party?

Because he was a fungi "

No he was just part of the same social circle as those who attended the event.

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By *urbo Ted OP   Man
30 weeks ago

Stansted


"Yeah but why was the Mushroom invented to the party?

Because he was a fungi

No he was just part of the same social circle as those who attended the event. "

touché

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By *isaSlutFaceCouple
30 weeks ago

Solihull


"Yeah but why was the Mushroom invented to the party?

Because he was a fungi

No he was just part of the same social circle as those who attended the event. "

I heard he turned up late and couldn't get in. Bouncer said there wasn't mushroom

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
30 weeks ago

Southampton

What's the difference between an African Elephant and an Indian Elephant?

About 3000 miles

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By *reative-mindMan
30 weeks ago

Exeter


"Yeah but why was the Mushroom invented to the party?

Because he was a fungi

No he was just part of the same social circle as those who attended the event.

I heard he turned up late and couldn't get in. Bouncer said there wasn't mushroom"

True story, he felt like a right toadstool... not 100% that one works.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
30 weeks ago

Southampton


"Yeah but why was the Mushroom invented to the party?

Because he was a fungi

No he was just part of the same social circle as those who attended the event.

I heard he turned up late and couldn't get in. Bouncer said there wasn't mushroom

True story, he felt like a right toadstool... not 100% that one works. "

He also only got spore-radic invites

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
30 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy

I don’t know and I don’t care

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
30 weeks ago

Southampton


"What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy

I don’t know and I don’t care"

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

You come in one and go in the other

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
30 weeks ago

Southampton


"What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

You come in one and go in the other "

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
30 weeks ago

North West


"An alligator can live over a hundred years, so chances are it will see you later.

Aren’t crocs slimmer? "

I've seen crocodiles up close in captivity. I've never seen anything that's simultaneously 99% asleep and 100% ready to shred you into pieces for its next meal.

They're huge and creepy.

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By *ild_oatsMan
30 weeks ago

the land of saints & sinners

What’s the difference between light and hard ?

At 3:17am in the morning you can always go to sleep with the light on….

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
30 weeks ago

Southampton


"An alligator can live over a hundred years, so chances are it will see you later.

Aren’t crocs slimmer?

I've seen crocodiles up close in captivity. I've never seen anything that's simultaneously 99% asleep and 100% ready to shred you into pieces for its next meal.

They're huge and creepy. "

Bitey water logs

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By *alcon77Man
30 weeks ago

under the sun & the moon


"An alligator can live over a hundred years, so chances are it will see you later.

Aren’t crocs slimmer?

I've seen crocodiles up close in captivity. I've never seen anything that's simultaneously 99% asleep and 100% ready to shred you into pieces for its next meal.

They're huge and creepy. "

I like the way they have a permanent smile on their face though..

I think African elephants have bigger ears than Indian elephants..

What's the difference between a frog & a toad?

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