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By (user no longer on site) OP   
25 weeks ago

I’ve seen some honeys I like I try hitting em up and no response, what I’m doing wrong?

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By *obilebottomMan
25 weeks ago

All over

Only cake works

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By *uby StarCouple
25 weeks ago

Durham

Have you thought of trying jam instead?

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By *exxyyDy11Man
25 weeks ago

North West

Patience mate. They're probably getting bombarded with hundreds of messages.

Just keep trying. Or you can always go to a big social meet that is arranged on here or go to a local club and meet people there.

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By *exxyyDy11Man
25 weeks ago

North West


"Have you thought of trying jam instead?"

Or listening to Pearl Jam

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
25 weeks ago

Jam?

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By *uby StarCouple
25 weeks ago

Durham


"Jam?"

Yes, my favourite is raspberry but it comes in all different fruit flavours. Try it, you might like it.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

I think you need waggle dance classes to attract the ladies you’re alluding to

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
25 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

Join the Union and start working for egality, liberty and fraternity!

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By *ttentiveRabbitMan
25 weeks ago

Lymington

It's the country or farming women you need to find.

Always the sexiest of them all

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By *ild_oatsMan
25 weeks ago

the land of saints & sinners

You’ve only been on here 4 week …. What were you expecting dial-a-shag

Read the faq’s and the depressing number of threads on the same subject here. Have an interesting profile

But remember it’s a numbers game…. Men out number women here by about 1000 to 1

Don’t be so entitled….

Is that enough….

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
25 weeks ago

The dad jokes ???? fuck sake ??????

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
25 weeks ago

London (She/Her)


"The dad jokes ???? fuck sake ??????"

I think we found what you’re doing wrong

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By *uby StarCouple
25 weeks ago

Durham


"It's the country or farming women you need to find.

Always the sexiest of them all"

Yep, it's the green wellies that do it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
25 weeks ago

Aye aye captn buttom cheeks ??????

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By *ttentiveRabbitMan
25 weeks ago

Lymington


"It's the country or farming women you need to find.

Always the sexiest of them all

Yep, it's the green wellies that do it."

Bonus if Dunlop ones from Moles.

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By *ongJohnSilva08Man
25 weeks ago

Right up your street

To cut a long story short, Patience, The End

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By *eroLondonMan
25 weeks ago

Mayfair


"...what I’m doing wrong?"

Pray tell — what are you doing that you think is right?

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

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By *ttentiveRabbitMan
25 weeks ago

Lymington


"Right now there are 35,000 people online. 300 are women. I can’t make it any clearer. "

That's 300 very sore women come morning

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By *ild_oatsMan
25 weeks ago

the land of saints & sinners

The fact that you couldn’t be bothered to read previous threads on this same subject…. Answers your question about what you are doing wrong….

Even to ask this question displays a sense of entitlement…..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
25 weeks ago

This loser you’re still talking, you must be hella bored

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"Right now there are 35,000 people online. 300 are women. I can’t make it any clearer.

That's 300 very sore women come morning "

No, that’s 34,800 blokes knocking one out at 2am

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
25 weeks ago

Bradford

It petty simply how to get women

I've been here ten years you start off. By having your own woman in the first place helps . but haveing pandemic. Certainly fucks things and you can end up with years of getting no where . but if you perciver and don't cut your wrist from rejection and timewasters

Things can happen that it all turns out right in the end .so be patience in the meantime have fun on forums.

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By *uby StarCouple
25 weeks ago

Durham


"This loser you’re still talking, you must be hella bored"

well there's no need for that attitude. Maybe that's where you're going wrong, just a thought.

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By *ad HardcoreMan
25 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...


"The dad jokes ???? fuck sake ??????

I think we found what you’re doing wrong "

Cuts like a knife

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"This loser you’re still talking, you must be hella bored

well there's no need for that attitude. Maybe that's where you're going wrong, just a thought."

I spotted the attitude from the first post

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

"Patience, young grasshopper"

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
25 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Is Louis Lane a genderswapped variant from an alternate reality?

Makes the other half of the text seem contradictory

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
25 weeks ago

London (She/Her)


"This loser you’re still talking, you must be hella bored"

You’ve said a number of deliberately nasty things on this thread. Why are *you* here? Are you just trolling?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
25 weeks ago

Yawn

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By *ttentiveRabbitMan
25 weeks ago

Lymington


"Right now there are 35,000 people online. 300 are women. I can’t make it any clearer.

That's 300 very sore women come morning

No, that’s 34,800 blokes knocking one out at 2am"

. Too true.

What a bunch of walkers.

OP - your profile has so little that how can anyone make a judgement on you with such little words.

That's your billboard, of you can't make the effort, no one will make the effort with you.

Be true and you'll find the right person will click, be fake and you'll get seen right through as many have been here a while

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"This loser you’re still talking, you must be hella bored"

Ooof I’m a surfer so I’m used to salty lips but dude…you’re SALTY… chill dude

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
25 weeks ago

????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
25 weeks ago

That one was kinda funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
25 weeks ago

This is so crazy

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By *agnar73Man
25 weeks ago

Glasgow


"The dad jokes ???? fuck sake ??????

I think we found what you’re doing wrong

Cuts like a knife "

Is actually okay. I prefer Run to You.

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By *uby StarCouple
25 weeks ago

Durham


"It's the country or farming women you need to find.

Always the sexiest of them all

Yep, it's the green wellies that do it.

Bonus if Dunlop ones from Moles.

"

Always Dunlop, the best.

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By *ad HardcoreMan
25 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...

Oh and another thing OP...

'How do you get 'progressive' on this site'?!

Try thinking with the big head instead of the little one

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By *ad HardcoreMan
25 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...


"The dad jokes ???? fuck sake ??????

I think we found what you’re doing wrong

Cuts like a knife

Is actually okay. I prefer Run to You."

Guilty pleasure... and Touché

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"It's the country or farming women you need to find.

Always the sexiest of them all

Yep, it's the green wellies that do it.

Bonus if Dunlop ones from Moles.

Always Dunlop, the best."

Aren’t Dunlop’s the ones you get in Sports Soccer??

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Early days of internet was lot easier or I was younger!

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By *agnar73Man
25 weeks ago

Glasgow


"The dad jokes ???? fuck sake ??????

I think we found what you’re doing wrong

Cuts like a knife

Is actually okay. I prefer Run to You.

Guilty pleasure... and Touché "

Anything before the Robin Hood movie song was okay. Trying to recall the one with Tina Turner.

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By *uby StarCouple
25 weeks ago

Durham


"It's the country or farming women you need to find.

Always the sexiest of them all

Yep, it's the green wellies that do it.

Bonus if Dunlop ones from Moles.

Always Dunlop, the best.

Aren’t Dunlop’s the ones you get in Sports Soccer??"

Didn't think they sold wellies there, I could be wrong though.

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By *ad NannaWoman
25 weeks ago

East London

Have you tried talking to women like they're human beings?

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By *ad NannaWoman
25 weeks ago

East London


"This loser you’re still talking, you must be hella bored"

Ah, I think we've found the problem.

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By *ad HardcoreMan
25 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...


"The dad jokes ???? fuck sake ??????

I think we found what you’re doing wrong

Cuts like a knife

Is actually okay. I prefer Run to You.

Guilty pleasure... and Touché

Anything before the Robin Hood movie song was okay. Trying to recall the one with Tina Turner."

Where's the OP?!

Think he's gone... Into The Fire?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
25 weeks ago

Great another that think it’s a wise ass, guess you just wanted to add your two cents huh?

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By *ad HardcoreMan
25 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...


"Great another that think it’s a wise ass, guess you just wanted to add your two cents huh?"

Yup!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
25 weeks ago

I don’t even understand what the fuck is happening right now ??

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
25 weeks ago

Bradford

Used to sell green wellies over 4o year ago yep Dunlop were the best

But lots of other makes on the market .

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By *red333Man
25 weeks ago

Dorchester


"I’ve seen some honeys I like I try hitting em up and no response, what I’m doing wrong?"
Do you hit them with sex straight off the bat and is your profile the best it can be?

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By *uby StarCouple
25 weeks ago

Durham


"I don’t even understand what the fuck is happening right now ??"

What's happening is it's a forum and people are conversing

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By *lue RascalMan
25 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

Just keep doing what you’re doing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
25 weeks ago

Cool cool, won’t interrupt backing off

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"I don’t even understand what the fuck is happening right now ??"

Discussing wellies is a coping mechanism when confronted by an angry young buck who cannot get dem honeys

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
25 weeks ago

No cmon I’m not barbaric I’m very respectful to most

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By *uby StarCouple
25 weeks ago

Durham


"Cool cool, won’t interrupt backing off"

Stay and join in, you might enjoy them. Take it all light hearted though, bit of banter is good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
25 weeks ago

Ahhhh understood

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By *agnar73Man
25 weeks ago

Glasgow


"The dad jokes ???? fuck sake ??????

I think we found what you’re doing wrong

Cuts like a knife

Is actually okay. I prefer Run to You.

Guilty pleasure... and Touché

Anything before the Robin Hood movie song was okay. Trying to recall the one with Tina Turner.

Where's the OP?!

Think he's gone... Into The Fire?

"

Oh it was ‘It’s Only Love’

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
25 weeks ago

Don’t really know much about wellies so I’m kinda learning a lil something

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
25 weeks ago

London (She/Her)


"I don’t even understand what the fuck is happening right now ??

Discussing wellies is a coping mechanism when confronted by an angry young buck who cannot get dem honeys "

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By *ttentiveRabbitMan
25 weeks ago

Lymington


"Don’t really know much about wellies so I’m kinda learning a lil something "

That's the thing, learn the way of the wellies.

I've not even got into Ariat River Boots yet

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By *ad HardcoreMan
25 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...

Oh, dem honey's eh?

Mmmmmmm

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By *uby StarCouple
25 weeks ago

Durham


"Don’t really know much about wellies so I’m kinda learning a lil something "

Sorry I've kinda rail roaded your thread with the welly talk. I'll shut up and people can go back to your original question

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
25 weeks ago

Bradford

Maybe wellies came into because he wanting to fill his boots .

And found it not that easy .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
25 weeks ago

You just trolling now lol ????

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"It's the country or farming women you need to find.

Always the sexiest of them all

Yep, it's the green wellies that do it.

Bonus if Dunlop ones from Moles.

Always Dunlop, the best.

Aren’t Dunlop’s the ones you get in Sports Soccer??

Didn't think they sold wellies there, I could be wrong though."

Ah you see I’m a Devon Boy!

Generally I’m wearing Brashers but sadly it’s all about the Hunters and the London folk are all wearing Joules…don’t tend to wear wellies myself…but will have a look down Mole Avon when I’m next looking for cow nipple milking cream

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

OP, have you not seen anyone on tinder?

This place is for niche stuff and pervs really. You might be too normal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
25 weeks ago

Lol it’s fine I got some answers and kinda understood how this space works

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By *agnar73Man
25 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Don’t really know much about wellies so I’m kinda learning a lil something

That's the thing, learn the way of the wellies.

I've not even got into Ariat River Boots yet "

I know nothing about River boots, are they decent? Could use something better for the dog walking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
25 weeks ago

Looool it just takes a getting used to but this post showed me a lil

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By *ad HardcoreMan
25 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...


"Don’t really know much about wellies so I’m kinda learning a lil something

Sorry I've kinda rail roaded your thread with the welly talk. I'll shut up and people can go back to your original question "

Oh, let's do that.

Or we could continue... with brogues: yes or no?

Defo a no from me, but each to their own

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By *uby StarCouple
25 weeks ago

Durham


"Looool it just takes a getting used to but this post showed me a lil"

If you use reply+quote button then we know who you're responding to

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By *ttentiveRabbitMan
25 weeks ago

Lymington


"Don’t really know much about wellies so I’m kinda learning a lil something

That's the thing, learn the way of the wellies.

I've not even got into Ariat River Boots yet

I know nothing about River boots, are they decent? Could use something better for the dog walking "

River boots are great for that.

And has a real country gent look

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
25 weeks ago


"Looool it just takes a getting used to but this post showed me a lil

If you use reply+quote button then we know who you're responding to "

like this

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Who mentioned Ariats? My daughter uses those for the horses…still costs me a fortune buying them but they do really last longer than any other tack I have to buy!

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By *uliette500Woman
25 weeks ago

Hull


"Great another that think it’s a wise ass, guess you just wanted to add your two cents huh?"

Try using reply and quote and we will know who you are talking to.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
25 weeks ago


"Looool it just takes a getting used to but this post showed me a lil

If you use reply+quote button then we know who you're responding to like this "

ahhh that is cool

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By *uby StarCouple
25 weeks ago

Durham


"It's the country or farming women you need to find.

Always the sexiest of them all

Yep, it's the green wellies that do it.

Bonus if Dunlop ones from Moles.

Always Dunlop, the best.

Aren’t Dunlop’s the ones you get in Sports Soccer??

Didn't think they sold wellies there, I could be wrong though.

Ah you see I’m a Devon Boy!

Generally I’m wearing Brashers but sadly it’s all about the Hunters and the London folk are all wearing Joules…don’t tend to wear wellies myself…but will have a look down Mole Avon when I’m next looking for cow nipple milking cream"

I used Cooper's dairy ointment when I had sore nipples from breast feeding, worked a treat

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By *uby StarCouple
25 weeks ago

Durham


"Looool it just takes a getting used to but this post showed me a lil

If you use reply+quote button then we know who you're responding to like this ahhh that is cool"

That's the way

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By *ttentiveRabbitMan
25 weeks ago

Lymington


"It's the country or farming women you need to find.

Always the sexiest of them all

Yep, it's the green wellies that do it.

Bonus if Dunlop ones from Moles.

Always Dunlop, the best.

Aren’t Dunlop’s the ones you get in Sports Soccer??

Didn't think they sold wellies there, I could be wrong though.

Ah you see I’m a Devon Boy!

Generally I’m wearing Brashers but sadly it’s all about the Hunters and the London folk are all wearing Joules…don’t tend to wear wellies myself…but will have a look down Mole Avon when I’m next looking for cow nipple milking cream"

Meh, Hunters are so last year.

They aren't the creme any more as every girl got them for Christmas.

It's all about Le Chameau wellies now (as worn by Kate Middleton)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
25 weeks ago


"Looool it just takes a getting used to but this post showed me a lil

If you use reply+quote button then we know who you're responding to like this ahhh that is cool

That's the way "

did you just paraphrase the mandalorian hmmm

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By *agnar73Man
25 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Don’t really know much about wellies so I’m kinda learning a lil something

That's the thing, learn the way of the wellies.

I've not even got into Ariat River Boots yet

I know nothing about River boots, are they decent? Could use something better for the dog walking

River boots are great for that.

And has a real country gent look"

Cheers will have to have a look. Dunno if country gent is me, but I’ll see.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"It's the country or farming women you need to find.

Always the sexiest of them all

Yep, it's the green wellies that do it.

Bonus if Dunlop ones from Moles.

Always Dunlop, the best.

Aren’t Dunlop’s the ones you get in Sports Soccer??

Didn't think they sold wellies there, I could be wrong though.

Ah you see I’m a Devon Boy!

Generally I’m wearing Brashers but sadly it’s all about the Hunters and the London folk are all wearing Joules…don’t tend to wear wellies myself…but will have a look down Mole Avon when I’m next looking for cow nipple milking cream

Meh, Hunters are so last year.

They aren't the creme any more as every girl got them for Christmas.

It's all about Le Chameau wellies now (as worn by Kate Middleton)"

They’ve been going for years…not so much down here in farmer land

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"It's the country or farming women you need to find.

Always the sexiest of them all

Yep, it's the green wellies that do it.

Bonus if Dunlop ones from Moles.

Always Dunlop, the best.

Aren’t Dunlop’s the ones you get in Sports Soccer??

Didn't think they sold wellies there, I could be wrong though.

Ah you see I’m a Devon Boy!

Generally I’m wearing Brashers but sadly it’s all about the Hunters and the London folk are all wearing Joules…don’t tend to wear wellies myself…but will have a look down Mole Avon when I’m next looking for cow nipple milking cream

I used Cooper's dairy ointment when I had sore nipples from breast feeding, worked a treat "

To be fair down Mole Avon it really is like a low key BDSM shop with a nice Cafe in the countryside… pumping stuff and lube? Yep…whips and gags? Yep those too… vetinary lube by the gallon that will be £3 madam…

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
25 weeks ago

Pembrokeshire

try finding somebody whose wants meet what youre offering?

we get loads offering what we dont want so we don't answer

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
25 weeks ago

Central

If your profile sells you well, your message introduces your interest but the recipient isn't matched to you, then you move on.

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By *iss.ddWoman
25 weeks ago

Leeds + Newcastle

U ok Hun?

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Maybe the profiles are fake I wouldn't worry about it

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By *luebell888Woman
25 weeks ago

Glasgowish


"I’ve seen some honeys I like I try hitting em up and no response, what I’m doing wrong?"

Use your Superman powers.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

I prefer Blue Jam.

Blue Jam.

Jaam.

Blue jaaaaam.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"I’ve seen some honeys I like I try hitting em up and no response, what I’m doing wrong?"

It’s not you op. It’s them.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
25 weeks ago

Leeds

I mean if you truly are superman, you should be dripping in pussy, lift a car with your cock, if they’re not impressed by that have you tried being Spider-Man ?

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"Maybe the profiles are fake I wouldn't worry about it"

Ah yes, if they ignore you or reject you. They are obviously fake.

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By *mmaleiaWoman
25 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire


"It's the country or farming women you need to find.

Always the sexiest of them all"

it’s the wellies & chicken shite on my cardigan isn’t it?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
25 weeks ago

King's Crustacean

You know when you go into a club and there are some great looking chicks with bodies that make you ache and you turn to everyone else in the club and say .....

'Hey, how do I get one of those?

No me neither.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
25 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry


"I’ve seen some honeys I like I try hitting em up and no response, what I’m doing wrong?"

Have you send them a dick pic?

Mr

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By *rHotNottsMan
25 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"I think you need waggle dance classes to attract the ladies you’re alluding to"

Throw a banana on the ground to a few monkeys. 9 times out of 10 only one will take it. They will look at each other very quickly and most will decide to back off or do nothing & one will take the banana.

The other monkeys will sit around scratching their heads doing waggle dances

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"Throw a banana on the ground to a few monkeys. 9 times out of 10 only one will take it. They will look at each other very quickly and most will decide to back off or do nothing & one will take the banana.

The other monkeys will sit around scratching their heads doing waggle dances "

Now why was I reading that in my head in a Sir David Attenborough voice?

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By *rHotNottsMan
25 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Throw a banana on the ground to a few monkeys. 9 times out of 10 only one will take it. They will look at each other very quickly and most will decide to back off or do nothing & one will take the banana.

The other monkeys will sit around scratching their heads doing waggle dances

Now why was I reading that in my head in a Sir David Attenborough voice?"

No kink shaming here mate , you go for it

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By *ttentiveRabbitMan
25 weeks ago

Lymington


"It's the country or farming women you need to find.

Always the sexiest of them all

it’s the wellies & chicken shite on my cardigan isn’t it? "

100% obviously lol

Who can resist.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"Throw a banana on the ground to a few monkeys. 9 times out of 10 only one will take it. They will look at each other very quickly and most will decide to back off or do nothing & one will take the banana.

The other monkeys will sit around scratching their heads doing waggle dances

Now why was I reading that in my head in a Sir David Attenborough voice?

No kink shaming here mate , you go for it "

Thanks bro, did not want to mention I was strung upside down in a gimp outfit whilst in character for Sir Attenborough in case I was kink shamed

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By *rHotNottsMan
25 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Throw a banana on the ground to a few monkeys. 9 times out of 10 only one will take it. They will look at each other very quickly and most will decide to back off or do nothing & one will take the banana.

The other monkeys will sit around scratching their heads doing waggle dances

Now why was I reading that in my head in a Sir David Attenborough voice?

No kink shaming here mate , you go for it

Thanks bro, did not want to mention I was strung upside down in a gimp outfit whilst in character for Sir Attenborough in case I was kink shamed "

No issues - Just don’t say Daddy , people will vom…..

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By *ts_Business_TimeCouple
25 weeks ago

Berkshire


"I’ve seen some honeys I like I try hitting em up and no response, what I’m doing wrong?"

Maybe calling them honeys hasn’t helped

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