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"Have you thought of trying jam instead?" Or listening to Pearl Jam | |||
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"Jam?" Yes, my favourite is raspberry but it comes in all different fruit flavours. Try it, you might like it. | |||
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"The dad jokes ???? fuck sake ??????" I think we found what you’re doing wrong | |||
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"It's the country or farming women you need to find. Always the sexiest of them all" Yep, it's the green wellies that do it. | |||
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"It's the country or farming women you need to find. Always the sexiest of them all Yep, it's the green wellies that do it." Bonus if Dunlop ones from Moles. | |||
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"...what I’m doing wrong?" • Pray tell — what are you doing that you think is right? | |||
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"Right now there are 35,000 people online. 300 are women. I can’t make it any clearer. " That's 300 very sore women come morning | |||
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"Right now there are 35,000 people online. 300 are women. I can’t make it any clearer. That's 300 very sore women come morning " No, that’s 34,800 blokes knocking one out at 2am | |||
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"This loser you’re still talking, you must be hella bored"  well there's no need for that attitude. Maybe that's where you're going wrong, just a thought. | |||
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"The dad jokes ???? fuck sake ?????? I think we found what you’re doing wrong "   
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"This loser you’re still talking, you must be hella bored well there's no need for that attitude. Maybe that's where you're going wrong, just a thought."I spotted the attitude from the first post | |||
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"This loser you’re still talking, you must be hella bored" You’ve said a number of deliberately nasty things on this thread. Why are *you* here? Are you just trolling? | |||
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"Right now there are 35,000 people online. 300 are women. I can’t make it any clearer. That's 300 very sore women come morning No, that’s 34,800 blokes knocking one out at 2am" . Too true.
What a bunch of walkers.
OP - your profile has so little that how can anyone make a judgement on you with such little words.
That's your billboard, of you can't make the effort, no one will make the effort with you.
Be true and you'll find the right person will click, be fake and you'll get seen right through as many have been here a while | |||
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"This loser you’re still talking, you must be hella bored" Ooof I’m a surfer so I’m used to salty lips but dude…you’re SALTY… chill dude | |||
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"The dad jokes ???? fuck sake ?????? I think we found what you’re doing wrong
Cuts like a knife "Is actually okay. I prefer Run to You. | |||
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"It's the country or farming women you need to find. Always the sexiest of them all Yep, it's the green wellies that do it. Bonus if Dunlop ones from Moles. " Always Dunlop, the best. | |||
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"The dad jokes ???? fuck sake ?????? I think we found what you’re doing wrong
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Is actually okay. I prefer Run to You."Guilty pleasure... and Touché | |||
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"It's the country or farming women you need to find. Always the sexiest of them all Yep, it's the green wellies that do it. Bonus if Dunlop ones from Moles. Always Dunlop, the best." Aren’t Dunlop’s the ones you get in Sports Soccer?? | |||
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"The dad jokes ???? fuck sake ?????? I think we found what you’re doing wrong
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Is actually okay. I prefer Run to You.
Guilty pleasure... and Touché "Anything before the Robin Hood movie song was okay. Trying to recall the one with Tina Turner. | |||
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"It's the country or farming women you need to find. Always the sexiest of them all Yep, it's the green wellies that do it. Bonus if Dunlop ones from Moles. Always Dunlop, the best. Aren’t Dunlop’s the ones you get in Sports Soccer??" Didn't think they sold wellies there, I could be wrong though. | |||
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"This loser you’re still talking, you must be hella bored" Ah, I think we've found the problem. | |||
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"The dad jokes ???? fuck sake ?????? I think we found what you’re doing wrong
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Anything before the Robin Hood movie song was okay. Trying to recall the one with Tina Turner."Where's the OP?! Think he's gone... Into The Fire? | |||
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"Great another that think it’s a wise ass, guess you just wanted to add your two cents huh?" Yup! | |||
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"I’ve seen some honeys I like I try hitting em up and no response, what I’m doing wrong?" Do you hit them with sex straight off the bat and is your profile the best it can be? | |||
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"I don’t even understand what the fuck is happening right now ??" What's happening is it's a forum and people are conversing | |||
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"I don’t even understand what the fuck is happening right now ??" Discussing wellies is a coping mechanism when confronted by an angry young buck who cannot get dem honeys | |||
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"Cool cool, won’t interrupt backing off" Stay and join in, you might enjoy them. Take it all light hearted though, bit of banter is good. | |||
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"The dad jokes ???? fuck sake ?????? I think we found what you’re doing wrong
Cuts like a knife
Is actually okay. I prefer Run to You.
Guilty pleasure... and Touché
Anything before the Robin Hood movie song was okay. Trying to recall the one with Tina Turner.
Where's the OP?!
Think he's gone... Into The Fire?
"Oh it was ‘It’s Only Love’ | |||
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"I don’t even understand what the fuck is happening right now ?? Discussing wellies is a coping mechanism when confronted by an angry young buck who cannot get dem honeys "  | |||
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"Don’t really know much about wellies so I’m kinda learning a lil something " That's the thing, learn the way of the wellies. I've not even got into Ariat River Boots yet | |||
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"Don’t really know much about wellies so I’m kinda learning a lil something " Sorry I've kinda rail roaded your thread with the welly talk. I'll shut up and people can go back to your original question | |||
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"It's the country or farming women you need to find. Always the sexiest of them all Yep, it's the green wellies that do it. Bonus if Dunlop ones from Moles. Always Dunlop, the best. Aren’t Dunlop’s the ones you get in Sports Soccer?? Didn't think they sold wellies there, I could be wrong though." Ah you see I’m a Devon Boy! Generally I’m wearing Brashers but sadly it’s all about the Hunters and the London folk are all wearing Joules…don’t tend to wear wellies myself…but will have a look down Mole Avon when I’m next looking for cow nipple milking cream | |||
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"Don’t really know much about wellies so I’m kinda learning a lil something That's the thing, learn the way of the wellies. I've not even got into Ariat River Boots yet " I know nothing about River boots, are they decent? Could use something better for the dog walking | |||
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"Don’t really know much about wellies so I’m kinda learning a lil something Sorry I've kinda rail roaded your thread with the welly talk. I'll shut up and people can go back to your original question "Oh, let's do that. Or we could continue... with brogues: yes or no? Defo a no from me, but each to their own  | |||
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"Looool it just takes a getting used to but this post showed me a lil" If you use reply+quote button then we know who you're responding to | |||
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"Don’t really know much about wellies so I’m kinda learning a lil something That's the thing, learn the way of the wellies. I've not even got into Ariat River Boots yet I know nothing about River boots, are they decent? Could use something better for the dog walking " River boots are great for that. And has a real country gent look | |||
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"Looool it just takes a getting used to but this post showed me a lil If you use reply+quote button then we know who you're responding to "like this | |||
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"Great another that think it’s a wise ass, guess you just wanted to add your two cents huh?" Try using reply and quote and we will know who you are talking to. | |||
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"Looool it just takes a getting used to but this post showed me a lil If you use reply+quote button then we know who you're responding to like this "ahhh that is cool | |||
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"It's the country or farming women you need to find. Always the sexiest of them all Yep, it's the green wellies that do it. Bonus if Dunlop ones from Moles. Always Dunlop, the best. Aren’t Dunlop’s the ones you get in Sports Soccer?? Didn't think they sold wellies there, I could be wrong though. Ah you see I’m a Devon Boy! Generally I’m wearing Brashers but sadly it’s all about the Hunters and the London folk are all wearing Joules…don’t tend to wear wellies myself…but will have a look down Mole Avon when I’m next looking for cow nipple milking cream" I used Cooper's dairy ointment when I had sore nipples from breast feeding, worked a treat | |||
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"Looool it just takes a getting used to but this post showed me a lil If you use reply+quote button then we know who you're responding to like this ahhh that is cool"That's the way | |||
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"It's the country or farming women you need to find. Always the sexiest of them all Yep, it's the green wellies that do it. Bonus if Dunlop ones from Moles. Always Dunlop, the best. Aren’t Dunlop’s the ones you get in Sports Soccer?? Didn't think they sold wellies there, I could be wrong though. Ah you see I’m a Devon Boy! Generally I’m wearing Brashers but sadly it’s all about the Hunters and the London folk are all wearing Joules…don’t tend to wear wellies myself…but will have a look down Mole Avon when I’m next looking for cow nipple milking cream" Meh, Hunters are so last year. They aren't the creme any more as every girl got them for Christmas. It's all about Le Chameau wellies now (as worn by Kate Middleton) | |||
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"Looool it just takes a getting used to but this post showed me a lil If you use reply+quote button then we know who you're responding to like this ahhh that is cool
That's the way "did you just paraphrase the mandalorian hmmm | |||
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"Don’t really know much about wellies so I’m kinda learning a lil something That's the thing, learn the way of the wellies. I've not even got into Ariat River Boots yet I know nothing about River boots, are they decent? Could use something better for the dog walking River boots are great for that. And has a real country gent look" Cheers will have to have a look. Dunno if country gent is me, but I’ll see. | |||
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"It's the country or farming women you need to find. Always the sexiest of them all Yep, it's the green wellies that do it. Bonus if Dunlop ones from Moles. Always Dunlop, the best. Aren’t Dunlop’s the ones you get in Sports Soccer?? Didn't think they sold wellies there, I could be wrong though. Ah you see I’m a Devon Boy! Generally I’m wearing Brashers but sadly it’s all about the Hunters and the London folk are all wearing Joules…don’t tend to wear wellies myself…but will have a look down Mole Avon when I’m next looking for cow nipple milking cream Meh, Hunters are so last year. They aren't the creme any more as every girl got them for Christmas. It's all about Le Chameau wellies now (as worn by Kate Middleton)" They’ve been going for years…not so much down here in farmer land | |||
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"It's the country or farming women you need to find. Always the sexiest of them all Yep, it's the green wellies that do it. Bonus if Dunlop ones from Moles. Always Dunlop, the best. Aren’t Dunlop’s the ones you get in Sports Soccer?? Didn't think they sold wellies there, I could be wrong though. Ah you see I’m a Devon Boy! Generally I’m wearing Brashers but sadly it’s all about the Hunters and the London folk are all wearing Joules…don’t tend to wear wellies myself…but will have a look down Mole Avon when I’m next looking for cow nipple milking cream I used Cooper's dairy ointment when I had sore nipples from breast feeding, worked a treat "To be fair down Mole Avon it really is like a low key BDSM shop with a nice Cafe in the countryside… pumping stuff and lube? Yep…whips and gags? Yep those too… vetinary lube by the gallon that will be £3 madam… | |||
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"I’ve seen some honeys I like I try hitting em up and no response, what I’m doing wrong?" Use your Superman powers. | |||
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"I’ve seen some honeys I like I try hitting em up and no response, what I’m doing wrong?" It’s not you op. It’s them. | |||
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"Maybe the profiles are fake I wouldn't worry about it" Ah yes, if they ignore you or reject you. They are obviously fake. | |||
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"It's the country or farming women you need to find. Always the sexiest of them all" it’s the wellies & chicken shite on my cardigan isn’t it? | |||
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"I’ve seen some honeys I like I try hitting em up and no response, what I’m doing wrong?" Have you send them a dick pic? Mr | |||
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"I think you need waggle dance classes to attract the ladies you’re alluding to" Throw a banana on the ground to a few monkeys. 9 times out of 10 only one will take it. They will look at each other very quickly and most will decide to back off or do nothing & one will take the banana. The other monkeys will sit around scratching their heads doing waggle dances | |||
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"Throw a banana on the ground to a few monkeys. 9 times out of 10 only one will take it. They will look at each other very quickly and most will decide to back off or do nothing & one will take the banana. The other monkeys will sit around scratching their heads doing waggle dances "Now why was I reading that in my head in a Sir David Attenborough voice? | |||
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"Throw a banana on the ground to a few monkeys. 9 times out of 10 only one will take it. They will look at each other very quickly and most will decide to back off or do nothing & one will take the banana. The other monkeys will sit around scratching their heads doing waggle dances
Now why was I reading that in my head in a Sir David Attenborough voice?"No kink shaming here mate , you go for it | |||
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"It's the country or farming women you need to find. Always the sexiest of them all it’s the wellies & chicken shite on my cardigan isn’t it? " 100% obviously lol Who can resist. | |||
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"Throw a banana on the ground to a few monkeys. 9 times out of 10 only one will take it. They will look at each other very quickly and most will decide to back off or do nothing & one will take the banana. The other monkeys will sit around scratching their heads doing waggle dances
Now why was I reading that in my head in a Sir David Attenborough voice?
No kink shaming here mate , you go for it "Thanks bro, did not want to mention I was strung upside down in a gimp outfit whilst in character for Sir Attenborough in case I was kink shamed | |||
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"Throw a banana on the ground to a few monkeys. 9 times out of 10 only one will take it. They will look at each other very quickly and most will decide to back off or do nothing & one will take the banana. The other monkeys will sit around scratching their heads doing waggle dances
Now why was I reading that in my head in a Sir David Attenborough voice?
No kink shaming here mate , you go for it
Thanks bro, did not want to mention I was strung upside down in a gimp outfit whilst in character for Sir Attenborough in case I was kink shamed "No issues - Just don’t say Daddy , people will vom…..  | |||
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"I’ve seen some honeys I like I try hitting em up and no response, what I’m doing wrong?" Maybe calling them honeys hasn’t helped  | |||
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