FabSwingers.com forum: 'Sell' yourself

By *obilebottom OP Man
25 weeks ago

All over

In a single sentence 'sell' yourself professionally and then in another sentence 'sell' yourself to fab members.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
25 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Bogof.

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By *itygamesMan
25 weeks ago

For Sale

Not for sale

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Reduced to clear

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Fab - let me show you something I can do that might make you have an orgasm

Professionally - same as above.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
25 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

I’d stick a yellow sticker on my arse coz I’m approaching my use by date

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Oh. You mean like an item for sale??

Professional- ask for details

Fab. - see above.

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By *exxyyDy11Man
25 weeks ago

North West

Sell myself to who? The highest bidder?

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By *obilebottom OP Man
25 weeks ago

All over

"Sell myself to who? The highest bidder?"

I think is clear in the post. The one sentence you would put at the top of your CV and then the one sentence that is the gocus of your profile perhaps. Hope that clears it up

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By *educing_EmCouple
25 weeks ago

Tipperary

Professionally - good team player

Fab - good team player

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
25 weeks ago

Essex

Professional- One careful owner

Fab - but a fuck tonne of boy racers

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Auction ...going going gone..

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By *exxyyDy11Man
25 weeks ago

North West

"Sell myself to who? The highest bidder?

I think is clear in the post. The one sentence you would put at the top of your CV and then the one sentence that is the gocus of your profile perhaps. Hope that clears it up

Ah cheers.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

"It's a deal, it's a steal, it's the sale of the fucking century!" In fact, fuck it Nick, I think I'll keep it!"

Sissy Bitch Fuckdoll Fucktoy Cocksucking Anal Whore Cumpdumpster

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By *obilebottom OP Man
25 weeks ago

All over

"Sell myself to who? The highest bidder?

I think is clear in the post. The one sentence you would put at the top of your CV and then the one sentence that is the focus of your profile perhaps. Hope that clears it up

Ah cheers.

No worries

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
25 weeks ago

St Leonards

Career - "If you're being told it can't be done, you're welcome to contact me."

FAB - "No current vacancies, but everything you need to put you off or pique your interest in knowing more is on my profile."

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

For sale...Sold

Rent...lease

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Professional - you can't afford me

Fab - you can't afford me

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Long long time ago...bye bye miss American pie...comes with custard

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

""It's a deal, it's a steal, it's the sale of the fucking century!" In fact, fuck it Nick, I think I'll keep it!"

Sissy Bitch Fuckdoll Fucktoy Cocksucking Anal Whore Cumpdumpster

Ooh you just reminded me...

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
25 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Enthusiastic and devoted when the material is appealing

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
25 weeks ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Professionally - let's make you cum on cam2cam, or just watch me wank while you do if you like.

Fab - Love cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Sunday nights..sale of the century..Bogof

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

"Professionally - good team player

Fab - good team player "

When can you start?

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By *WB85Man
25 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Professional business owner.

I guarantee a good time

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By *rispyDuckMan
25 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

I came with a free bag of ‘prawn crackers’

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By *ora the explorerWoman
25 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"Sell myself to who? The highest bidder?"

I’ll bid a fiver

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By *ools and the brainCouple
25 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

I posted a very similar thread on here about ten years ago, very different crowd and mindset.

I got lambasted for it with claims that we are not here to sell ourselves blah blah blah.

Time's have changed.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

"Sunday nights..sale of the century..Bogof

Not free

Free but not free

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By *ealitybitesMan
25 weeks ago

Belfast

See my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

"I came with a free bag of ‘prawn crackers’

I mean, I like prawn crackers, but not that much

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

"I came with a free bag of ‘prawn crackers’

I come with sweet chilli

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
25 weeks ago

Leeds

You couldn’t afford me.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

I was told fab was a bargain talk to one get one free

talk

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

""It's a deal, it's a steal, it's the sale of the fucking century!" In fact, fuck it Nick, I think I'll keep it!"

Sissy Bitch Fuckdoll Fucktoy Cocksucking Anal Whore Cumpdumpster

Ooh you just reminded me...

Rebecca, are you sure you've nothing to declare

(nobody is that innocent)

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
25 weeks ago

Bristol

Professional - I'm really good at professional things... please hire me.

Fab - I'm really good at sex things... please shag me.

Now to sit back and watch the offers come in

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By *antastic_Mr_Fox_76Man
25 weeks ago

District 13

Free to good kisser

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
25 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Above your pay grade

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By *agatoXXXMan
25 weeks ago

A Place Where Time Runs Slow

Snap me up while you can,99p per Lb.

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By *obilebottom OP Man
25 weeks ago

All over

"I posted a very similar thread on here about ten years ago, very different crowd and mindset.

I got lambasted for it with claims that we are not here to sell ourselves blah blah blah.

Time's have changed.

I did put it in quotes

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By *antastic_Mr_Fox_76Man
25 weeks ago

District 13

Professionally - punctual and proactive

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Recruiter: What's your biggest weakness?

Candidate: My principal weakness is my problem with reality; sometimes, I can't say what's real and what isn't.

Recruiter: Okay, then what are your strengths?

Candidate: I'm Batman.

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By *escourtesMan
25 weeks ago

hereford

I used to be a Werewolf, but I'm alright NOOWW!

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
25 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Recruiter: What's your biggest weakness?

Candidate: My principal weakness is my problem with reality; sometimes, I can't say what's real and what isn't.

Recruiter: Okay, then what are your strengths?

Candidate: I'm Batman."

and another

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
25 weeks ago

Sunderland

what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career

Answer for both

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By *ools and the brainCouple
25 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"I posted a very similar thread on here about ten years ago, very different crowd and mindset.

I got lambasted for it with claims that we are not here to sell ourselves blah blah blah.

Time's have changed.

I did put it in quotes

That's where I went "wrong"

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Interviewer..what is your best asset

My eyes on the job

Fab interview ..your best asset..My eyes on your dick

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Professional- The guy you thank when the boss bitch at work is being nice today.

Fab- The guy you thank when your partner is being nice today.

(Because I make porn content you see)

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By *rispyDuckMan
25 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Professionally: I’m a man of many skills

Of Fab: I’m a man with many sexy skills

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By *ir SupremacyMan
25 weeks ago

Bolton

Free to a good home .

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
25 weeks ago

St Leonards

"what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career

Answer for both

Mr"

I've been feeling the urge to watch "Taken" again for a few weeks now.

Think you just tipped it for me

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Professional- works well within a group of people to achieve a shared goal

Fab - see above.

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By *ucka39Man
25 weeks ago

Newcastle

From recyclable but reusable

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By *weetkitten65Woman
25 weeks ago

Halifax

I am priceless...so I've been told..

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
25 weeks ago

Southampton

Professional: good team player who's attention to detail is impeccable.

Fab : funny, curvy ,lady who plays well with others

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

"Recruiter: What's your biggest weakness?

Candidate: My principal weakness is my problem with reality; sometimes, I can't say what's real and what isn't.

Recruiter: Okay, then what are your strengths?

Candidate: I'm Batman.

and another

Interviewer: Tell us a little something about yourself...

Candidate: I’d rather not, I really want this job.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
25 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Recruiter: What's your biggest weakness?

Candidate: My principal weakness is my problem with reality; sometimes, I can't say what's real and what isn't.

Recruiter: Okay, then what are your strengths?

Candidate: I'm Batman.

and another

Interviewer: Tell us a little something about yourself...

Candidate: I’d rather not, I really want this job."

That one gets

. Batman got the awe and

Keep 'em coming x

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
25 weeks ago

Bradford

Satisfaction guarantee

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

"Recruiter: What's your biggest weakness?

Candidate: My principal weakness is my problem with reality; sometimes, I can't say what's real and what isn't.

Recruiter: Okay, then what are your strengths?

Candidate: I'm Batman.

and another

Interviewer: Tell us a little something about yourself...

Candidate: I’d rather not, I really want this job.

That one gets

. Batman got the awe and

Keep 'em coming x"

During an interview, the candidate poured some water into a cup and it overflowed slightly.

Recruiter: Nervous?

Candidate: No, I always give my 110% to anything I do.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
25 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Recruiter: What's your biggest weakness?

Candidate: My principal weakness is my problem with reality; sometimes, I can't say what's real and what isn't.

Recruiter: Okay, then what are your strengths?

Candidate: I'm Batman.

and another

Interviewer: Tell us a little something about yourself...

Candidate: I’d rather not, I really want this job.

That one gets

. Batman got the awe and

Keep 'em coming x

During an interview, the candidate poured some water into a cup and it overflowed slightly.

Recruiter: Nervous?

Candidate: No, I always give my 110% to anything I do."

OK - The last two can share a

between them because they're clever x

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
25 weeks ago

Debauchery

Professional: Will work for haribos and a brew.

Fab: Will fuck for haribos, a box of after eights and a brew.

Cherry x

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By *mber SkiesWoman
25 weeks ago

Cardiff-ish

I’m past my sell by date I know that

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By *ife NinjaMan
25 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Bargain basement but still useful

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By *ee69Man
25 weeks ago

glasgow

Cheap , easy , simple , but fucking effective

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
25 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Long shelf life

MOT Expires shortly

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By *ady LickWoman
25 weeks ago

Northampton Somewhere

Displays pretties very well.

Ditto

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By *amierebelMan
25 weeks ago

nae danger.

Not for sale

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By *agnar73Man
25 weeks ago

Glasgow

I’m not a sellout.

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By *ottom4topxMan
25 weeks ago

Derry

Everything has a price. I would. I enjoy it so why not get paid lol

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By *reative-mindMan
25 weeks ago

Exeter

Professionally: actions speak louder than words

Fab: actions speak louder than words.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
25 weeks ago

I'm hard working, always on time , I work well with others but also work well on my own using my initiative and I'm not afraid to pull up my sleeves and get stuck in.

What's the job ?

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

"Displays pretties very well.

Ditto

I’ll take two

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By *eliWoman
25 weeks ago

No.

Still no.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Prioritises work load

Can take a huge load

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By *ex HolesMan
25 weeks ago

Up North

Do you have a hole?

^^ in

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By *irthandgirthMan
25 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Excellent people skills and prioritises welfare.

Good at aftercare

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By *obilebottom OP Man
25 weeks ago

All over

"Excellent people skills and prioritises welfare.

Good at aftercare "

I like this answer

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Had to give a refund

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Great sense of humour professional Fab...Great sense of shits and giggles

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Professionally: great liaison

Fabswingers: Guaranteed to make you cum

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By *atielpoolTV/TS
25 weeks ago

liverpool

Suck better than a Dyson lol

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