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Do you get a Sunday morning clit job?

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
37 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Well?

Do ya?

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Nope just a Sunday morning shit job if you're into that.

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By *ickshawedCouple
37 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Not yet. Why don't you pop over and show us how it's done?

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
37 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"Nope just a Sunday morning shit job if you're into that."

Have you ever combined them.

Rubbed your clit while taking a shit?

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Unless my clit starts pumping out coffee it does not get my attention on a morning.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
37 weeks ago

Wherever

Oh no, god forbid. Sunday mornings are for church.

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By *eliWoman
37 weeks ago

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Can't even answer it now, thanks LL.

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
37 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"Can't even answer it now, thanks LL. "

#poorub

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By *eliWoman
37 weeks ago

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"Can't even answer it now, thanks LL.

#poorub"

Great thanks for destroying my libido. It had roared back in to life and now thanks to the shittiness of the forums it's fucked off again.

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By *_elia DominaTV/TS
37 weeks ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)


"Well?

Do ya?"

No but you've given me an idea for an alarm clock or notification alert.

Remote clit stimulation device that can be worn Bluetooth to phone vibration.

Every time your phone would vibrate so does the clit stim.

Waking up would be so pleasurable. It could be set like a sunrise increasing in intensity. You awake orgasminc and refreshed.

I'll write the patent up now, so nobody steal it!!

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By *estmids71Man
37 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"Not yet. Why don't you pop over and show us how it's done? "

Is that an open invitation to all and sundry

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By *dam1971Man
37 weeks ago

Bedford


"Well?

Do ya?

No but you've given me an idea for an alarm clock or notification alert.

Remote clit stimulation device that can be worn Bluetooth to phone vibration.

Every time your phone would vibrate so does the clit stim.

Waking up would be so pleasurable. It could be set like a sunrise increasing in intensity. You awake orgasminc and refreshed.

I'll write the patent up now, so nobody steal it!! "

How would you ensure the device is still in the right place in the morning? I can barely find the thing at the best of times, chances of the device still neither after 8 hours of movement is zero.

Maybe you could add a magnet and it would work for those who had piercings?

This patent is going to be laborious

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By *a LunaWoman
37 weeks ago

South Wales

I wish.

I need a clit minion.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Sticky warm pussy is so delicious for breakfast.

Love how it smells and tastes before they ruin it with a shower.

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By *ife NinjaMan
37 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"I wish.

I need a clit minion."

This is possible

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By *ake_or_deathMan
37 weeks ago

Manchester


"I wish.

I need a clit minion."

The ideal job for me doesn't exist...oh, turns out that it does.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago


"Sticky warm pussy is so delicious for breakfast.

Love how it smells and tastes before they ruin it with a shower. "

And now I'm not hungry...

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By *bi HaiveMan
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37 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Unless my clit starts pumping out coffee it does not get my attention on a morning. "

To be fair.....that would be my dream woman.

No need to get up and go put the kettle on. Could just roll over in bed for the first brew of the day.....

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