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"All I know is there was one in Matilda " Literally the sum total of my knowledge! | |||
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"Newt Scamander? Totally would." Nope. Like, newty newts. | |||
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"Newt Scamander? Totally would." Me too..... As for non magic newts I don't think they have penises. I know little about them also but I have a storage area in my brain for weird (animal) sex facts. I think they "deposit" in water and it all gets mixed up in a mixing bowl with eggs. | |||
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"Newt Scamander? Totally would. Me too..... As for non magic newts I don't think they have penises. I know little about them also but I have a storage area in my brain for weird (animal) sex facts. I think they "deposit" in water and it all gets mixed up in a mixing bowl with eggs." Excellent sexy newt fact, thank you! This is what we're all here for on the fab fora on the Saturday night | |||
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"The Great Crested newt is a protected species and is the biggest newt species in the UK. It's also known as the Warty Newt. " Do you think the newts got pissed off at being called Warty and campaigned for the name change? | |||
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"The Great Crested newt is a protected species and is the biggest newt species in the UK. It's also known as the Warty Newt. Do you think the newts got pissed off at being called Warty and campaigned for the name change? " Almost certainly. I believe they're very well organised | |||
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"The Old English name of the animal was efte, efeta (of unknown origin), resulting in Middle English eft; this word was transformed irregularly into euft, evete, or ewt(e). The initial "n" was added from the indefinite article "an" by provection (juncture loss) ("an eft" ? "a n'eft" ? ...) by the early 15th century. The form "newt" appears to have arisen as a dialectal variant of eft in Staffordshire, but entered Standard English by the Early Modern period (used by Shakespeare in Macbeth iv.1). Thank you Wikipedia for the etymology of newt. J" That's the good shit. Right there. Newt etymology ftw, fuck Saggy Sack Saturday or whatever the latest is | |||
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"The Great Crested newt is a protected species and is the biggest newt species in the UK. It's also known as the Warty Newt. Do you think the newts got pissed off at being called Warty and campaigned for the name change? Almost certainly. I believe they're very well organised " Picturing them with tiny wee placards now | |||
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"The great crested newt is rare You need a licence to touch newts" A newt licence? Where does one acquire such a thing? | |||
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"I love the fact that on pg1 there's cleaning your bellend, foreskin or no foreskin and newt facts " Fab, the gift that keeps on giving | |||
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"The Great Crested newt is a protected species and is the biggest newt species in the UK. It's also known as the Warty Newt. " Also how my ex once described my penis | |||
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"The Great Crested newt is a protected species and is the biggest newt species in the UK. It's also known as the Warty Newt. Also how my ex once described my penis " Great? Crested? Or Warty? | |||
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"The Great Crested newt is a protected species and is the biggest newt species in the UK. It's also known as the Warty Newt. Also how my ex once described my penis Great? Crested? Or Warty? " I hear women like mystery. I’ll let the forums decide. | |||
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"The Great Crested newt is a protected species and is the biggest newt species in the UK. It's also known as the Warty Newt. Also how my ex once described my penis Great? Crested? Or Warty? I hear women like mystery. I’ll let the forums decide." I'm hoping it's crested. Cos my mind is running wild | |||
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"The Great Crested newt is a protected species and is the biggest newt species in the UK. It's also known as the Warty Newt. Also how my ex once described my penis Great? Crested? Or Warty? I hear women like mystery. I’ll let the forums decide. I know my answer" You still would | |||
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"The Great Crested newt is a protected species and is the biggest newt species in the UK. It's also known as the Warty Newt. Also how my ex once described my penis Great? Crested? Or Warty? I hear women like mystery. I’ll let the forums decide. I'm hoping it's crested. Cos my mind is running wild " Proof that women like mystery | |||
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"Newt Gingrich is the Republican politician who was Speaker of the House of Representatives from 1995-99. He was key in pushing the strategy that the opposition should not be treated as opponents but as the enemy and they should be maligned as much as possible, even lied about. He is largely responsible for the combative attitude that led to Trump becoming president. Newt is a silly name. Who looks at a baby and thinks "Richard? David? No, he looks like a Newt to me". " Now I'm sad about newts | |||
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"The Great Crested newt is a protected species and is the biggest newt species in the UK. It's also known as the Warty Newt. Also how my ex once described my penis Great? Crested? Or Warty? I hear women like mystery. I’ll let the forums decide. I'm hoping it's crested. Cos my mind is running wild Proof that women like mystery " I don't know about mystery, but I do like the idea of a crested penis | |||
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"The Great Crested newt is a protected species and is the biggest newt species in the UK. It's also known as the Warty Newt. Also how my ex once described my penis Great? Crested? Or Warty? I hear women like mystery. I’ll let the forums decide. I'm hoping it's crested. Cos my mind is running wild Proof that women like mystery I don't know about mystery, but I do like the idea of a crested penis " I’m in there lads | |||
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"The Great Crested newt is a protected species and is the biggest newt species in the UK. It's also known as the Warty Newt. Also how my ex once described my penis Great? Crested? Or Warty? I hear women like mystery. I’ll let the forums decide. I'm hoping it's crested. Cos my mind is running wild Proof that women like mystery I don't know about mystery, but I do like the idea of a crested penis " Do you think the crest rises up when it's scared? Or flashes up different colours to communicate? | |||
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"Sum total of my knowledge is the wee girl from aliens was called Newt and we used to catch then in the burn near my house when I was a kid. " What did you do with them once you had caught them? | |||
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"The great crested newt is rare You need a licence to touch newts" And a license to do certain things around them that may harm them. Some things are easier in December/January, for example, when they are lead likely to be active. | |||
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"The great crested newt is rare You need a licence to touch newts And a license to do certain things around them that may harm them. Some things are easier in December/January, for example, when they are lead likely to be active. " What kind of things? | |||
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"The Great Crested newt is a protected species and is the biggest newt species in the UK. It's also known as the Warty Newt. Also how my ex once described my penis Great? Crested? Or Warty? I hear women like mystery. I’ll let the forums decide. I'm hoping it's crested. Cos my mind is running wild Proof that women like mystery I don't know about mystery, but I do like the idea of a crested penis I’m in there lads " Is that when your crest goes up when you are in?!? | |||
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"The Great Crested newt is a protected species and is the biggest newt species in the UK. It's also known as the Warty Newt. Also how my ex once described my penis Great? Crested? Or Warty? I hear women like mystery. I’ll let the forums decide. I'm hoping it's crested. Cos my mind is running wild Proof that women like mystery I don't know about mystery, but I do like the idea of a crested penis Do you think the crest rises up when it's scared? Or flashes up different colours to communicate? " How much fun would that be? Helicopter and boing videos would be mesmerising! | |||
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"The Great Crested newt is a protected species and is the biggest newt species in the UK. It's also known as the Warty Newt. Also how my ex once described my penis Great? Crested? Or Warty? I hear women like mystery. I’ll let the forums decide. I'm hoping it's crested. Cos my mind is running wild Proof that women like mystery I don't know about mystery, but I do like the idea of a crested penis Do you think the crest rises up when it's scared? Or flashes up different colours to communicate? How much fun would that be? Helicopter and boing videos would be mesmerising!" Super fun. Hope we didn't pick the wrong one and it's just warty | |||
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"The Great Crested newt is a protected species and is the biggest newt species in the UK. It's also known as the Warty Newt. Also how my ex once described my penis Great? Crested? Or Warty? I hear women like mystery. I’ll let the forums decide. I'm hoping it's crested. Cos my mind is running wild Proof that women like mystery I don't know about mystery, but I do like the idea of a crested penis I’m in there lads Is that when your crest goes up when you are in?!? " What if I told you it was double crested? | |||
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"They drink a lot of alcohol.. Hence the saying "pi**ed as a newt" " That explains all the empties round my local burn! | |||
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"The Great Crested newt is a protected species and is the biggest newt species in the UK. It's also known as the Warty Newt. Also how my ex once described my penis Great? Crested? Or Warty? I hear women like mystery. I’ll let the forums decide. I'm hoping it's crested. Cos my mind is running wild Proof that women like mystery I don't know about mystery, but I do like the idea of a crested penis I’m in there lads Is that when your crest goes up when you are in?!? What if I told you it was double crested? " Swoon!! | |||
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"All I know is there was one in Matilda " It wasn't a newt. It was a salamander! | |||
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"The Great Crested newt is a protected species and is the biggest newt species in the UK. It's also known as the Warty Newt. Also how my ex once described my penis Great? Crested? Or Warty? I hear women like mystery. I’ll let the forums decide. I'm hoping it's crested. Cos my mind is running wild Proof that women like mystery I don't know about mystery, but I do like the idea of a crested penis Do you think the crest rises up when it's scared? Or flashes up different colours to communicate? How much fun would that be? Helicopter and boing videos would be mesmerising! Super fun. Hope we didn't pick the wrong one and it's just warty " Yeah not so much fun, I'm sticking with crested! | |||
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"All I know is there was one in Matilda It wasn't a newt. It was a salamander!" In the original book it was a newt | |||
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"Baby newts are super cute " Midnight. Is that a fact? Or your opinion? If it's opinion, I refer you to the title of the thread. Thank you. | |||
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"The great crested newt is rare You need a licence to touch newts And a license to do certain things around them that may harm them. Some things are easier in December/January, for example, when they are lead likely to be active. What kind of things? " Typically pond maintenance type activities. For the great crested newts there's a duty of care that we have, as they're a protected species. Obviously other newts deserve our care too. We'd had the protected newts on some of our land, before development work, so a new pond and run off area was created for them, due to their protected status. I don't live there now but sometimes go by it, to look out for them but it's a really large area that got created for them. | |||
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"The Great Crested newt is a protected species and is the biggest newt species in the UK. It's also known as the Warty Newt. Do you think the newts got pissed off at being called Warty and campaigned for the name change? Almost certainly. I believe they're very well organised Picturing them with tiny wee placards now " Great Crested newts have single-footedly held up building sites and all sorts. They're very powerful creatures | |||
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"Whenever I find a newt in the pond in my garden. I name him "Tiny", because from then on he's my newt." Went looking for this thread this morning. Glad I did! J | |||
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"Whenever I find a newt in the pond in my garden. I name him "Tiny", because from then on he's my newt. Went looking for this thread this morning. Glad I did! J" Me too | |||
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"Baby newts are super cute Midnight. Is that a fact? Or your opinion? If it's opinion, I refer you to the title of the thread. Thank you. " It is a FACT ... They look a little bit like aliens, but Newty... And cute | |||
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"Baby newts are super cute Midnight. Is that a fact? Or your opinion? If it's opinion, I refer you to the title of the thread. Thank you. It is a FACT ... They look a little bit like aliens, but Newty... And cute " So are baby frogs | |||
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"A witch turned me into a newt once. I got better. B" Burn her anyway! J | |||
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"Newts are often an ingredient in/component of a witch's/Wizard's spell... apparently. " Eye of newt and toe of frog, Wool of bat and tongue of dog… | |||
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"Newts are often an ingredient in/component of a witch's/Wizard's spell... apparently. Eye of newt and toe of frog, Wool of bat and tongue of dog…" Well there you go…. You learn something everyday on Fab! The ingredients are actually plants with “eye of newt” being a mustard seed | |||
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"The great crested newt is rare You need a licence to touch newts And a license to do certain things around them that may harm them. Some things are easier in December/January, for example, when they are lead likely to be active. What kind of things? Typically pond maintenance type activities. For the great crested newts there's a duty of care that we have, as they're a protected species. Obviously other newts deserve our care too. We'd had the protected newts on some of our land, before development work, so a new pond and run off area was created for them, due to their protected status. I don't live there now but sometimes go by it, to look out for them but it's a really large area that got created for them. " This is the kind of information I'm here for! Thank you. | |||
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"Toxin-resistant garter snakes are the only known animals today that can eat a rough-skinned newt and survive. J" Are rough-skinned newts toxic? | |||
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"Ken Livingstone is a fairly well-known newt afficionado. Also, off-topic slightly, but the salamander called an "olm" is an interesting thing to WikiGoogle." Is he on here? This is why the forums need an @ function | |||
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"Toxin-resistant garter snakes are the only known animals today that can eat a rough-skinned newt and survive. J Are rough-skinned newts toxic? " Yup, 10,000 times more toxic than cyanide according to the link I found. They're in the US/Canada though. A man died after eating one. Oops. J | |||
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"Toxin-resistant garter snakes are the only known animals today that can eat a rough-skinned newt and survive. J Are rough-skinned newts toxic? Yup, 10,000 times more toxic than cyanide according to the link I found. They're in the US/Canada though. A man died after eating one. Oops. J" *crosses newt off the menu plan* | |||
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"Newt Gingrich is the Republican politician who was Speaker of the House of Representatives from 1995-99. He was key in pushing the strategy that the opposition should not be treated as opponents but as the enemy and they should be maligned as much as possible, even lied about. He is largely responsible for the combative attitude that led to Trump becoming president. Newt is a silly name. Who looks at a baby and thinks "Richard? David? No, he looks like a Newt to me". Now I'm sad about newts " in ' lonesome dove' one of the main characters was named ' newt' | |||
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