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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago

Where in the UK has the largest penises?

Is it up north or down south?

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By *entleman of FortuneMan
38 weeks ago

Hull

Well it ain't where I live in average town. But I do own the lady instruction manual. Seems to work.

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
38 weeks ago

Southampton

I'm going to have to go on a road trip with my tapemeasure and conduct some "research"

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By *agnar73Man
38 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

What north? Your north or north of that?

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

The midlands are furious right now.

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By *irtydevil666Man
38 weeks ago

bristol

Sydney University will tell you......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"I'm going to have to go on a road trip with my tapemeasure and conduct some "research" "

Can I please tag along?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago

Rumour has it, it's the Welsh...!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
38 weeks ago

Essex


"I'm going to have to go on a road trip with my tapemeasure and conduct some "research"

Can I please tag along? "

I’m cumming too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"I'm going to have to go on a road trip with my tapemeasure and conduct some "research"

Can I please tag along?

I’m cumming too "

I feel a coach trip cumming...!

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
38 weeks ago

Debauchery

There are massive cocks everywhere

Hades & Cherry

x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"What north? Your north or north of that?"

Anything North of London...!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"The midlands are furious right now. "

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By *agnar73Man
38 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"What north? Your north or north of that?

Anything North of London...!"

That’s a lot of North

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"Sydney University will tell you......"

I gave up on them, they're a bit like my GP Surgery and put me on hold, by the time I got to position NR 1, they cut me off.

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By *ornucopiaMan
38 weeks ago

Bexley

I have never seen a thread before containing so much blatant regionalism!

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
38 weeks ago

Southampton


"I'm going to have to go on a road trip with my tapemeasure and conduct some "research"

Can I please tag along? "

Absolutely

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
38 weeks ago

Southampton


"I'm going to have to go on a road trip with my tapemeasure and conduct some "research"

Can I please tag along?

I’m cumming too

I feel a coach trip cumming...! "

Hell yes!

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
38 weeks ago

Southampton


"I'm going to have to go on a road trip with my tapemeasure and conduct some "research"

Can I please tag along?

I’m cumming too "

Whoop !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"What north? Your north or north of that?

Anything North of London...!

That’s a lot of North "

We gurls can do anything when we put our minds to it, we're already talking coach trips to conduct survey.

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Never looked at any Northeners dicks, not even pad mates by accident but I’m from Watford originally, the home of the most over celebrated shit football club in the world.

I think the cold weather up north withers their bits?

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago


"What north? Your north or north of that?

Anything North of London...!

That’s a lot of North "

It’s bigger than you think.

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
38 weeks ago

Southampton


"What north? Your north or north of that?

Anything North of London...!

That’s a lot of North

We gurls can do anything when we put our minds to it, we're already talking coach trips to conduct survey. "

Ooh a Cocktails and Cock Coach Tour

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By *irtydevil666Man
38 weeks ago

bristol

It's the Welsh....just ask the sheep....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"Well it ain't where I live in average town. But I do own the lady instruction manual. Seems to work. "

Lady Instruction Manual, what on earth is that?

Sounds like a best seller, you must be a millionaire if you got that to work...!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"It's the Welsh....just ask the sheep...."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"What north? Your north or north of that?

Anything North of London...!

That’s a lot of North

We gurls can do anything when we put our minds to it, we're already talking coach trips to conduct survey.

Ooh a Cocktails and Cock Coach Tour "

Liking your style

Coach full of women to conduct such a survey, it'd be a riot...!

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
38 weeks ago

Southampton


"What north? Your north or north of that?

Anything North of London...!

That’s a lot of North

We gurls can do anything when we put our minds to it, we're already talking coach trips to conduct survey.

Ooh a Cocktails and Cock Coach Tour

Liking your style

Coach full of women to conduct such a survey, it'd be a riot...! "

Absolutely!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago

My initial guess is that the Northerners are much better equipped and far tougher than us Southerners...!

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By *agnar73Man
38 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"It's the Welsh....just ask the sheep...."

They’d baa..ck that up.

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By *londebiguyMan
38 weeks ago

Southport

The North in general I'd say.

But The Netherlands is very hard to beat as far as Europe goes.

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By *entleman of FortuneMan
38 weeks ago

Hull


"Well it ain't where I live in average town. But I do own the lady instruction manual. Seems to work.

Lady Instruction Manual, what on earth is that?

Sounds like a best seller, you must be a millionaire if you got that to work...! "

Step into my mansion and I'll tell you about it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"I have never seen a thread before containing so much blatant regionalism!"

I've no favourites, it's all about a matter of size and performance. They can be from Timbuktu for all I care, as long as they're clean, big and know how to fuck them it's all good. I'm not prejudice against people from different regions.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"Well it ain't where I live in average town. But I do own the lady instruction manual. Seems to work.

Lady Instruction Manual, what on earth is that?

Sounds like a best seller, you must be a millionaire if you got that to work...!

Step into my mansion and I'll tell you about it "

Edification maybe exactly what I need...!

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
38 weeks ago

Southampton


"It's the Welsh....just ask the sheep....

They’d baa..ck that up. "

Ewe really scraped the barrel with that one

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago


"The midlands are furious right now. "

They can cope

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Not sure what north ..north of Watford or doin south of clotted cream or oysters..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"It's the Welsh....just ask the sheep....

They’d baa..ck that up. "

Sorry to all the Welsh, I'm not laughing at you. It's just that this made me

I luv U guys & gals, you have lovely scenery and maybe the biggest dicks in region (surveys still out on that at mo.)

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Try a guy named Roberto from Mexico op

Penis is 48cm long biggest penis in the world

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago

My bag, let me try and clear this divide up a bit better:-

Northern England: the North East, Yorkshire and the Humber and the North West including Merseyside and Greater Manchester.

Southern England: the South East and South West, including Greater London and the East of England.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
38 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Ah, right. So you’re excluding Scotland, Ireland and Wales. Gotcha.

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By *entleman of FortuneMan
38 weeks ago

Hull


"Well it ain't where I live in average town. But I do own the lady instruction manual. Seems to work.

Lady Instruction Manual, what on earth is that?

Sounds like a best seller, you must be a millionaire if you got that to work...!

Step into my mansion and I'll tell you about it

Edification maybe exactly what I need...! "

Then I shall enlighten you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"Ah, right. So you’re excluding Scotland, Ireland and Wales. Gotcha."

No, please God no. They have some of the best dicks going. They're definitely included.

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Some guy from Ireland confessed he had a 10.5 inch

Stoke on trent

Birmingham

Are up there with big penises

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By *andy CanesWoman
38 weeks ago

candy cane lane

It’s not in South Wales

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago


"The midlands are furious right now. "

Nah, we're used to it by now. Always forgotten

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By *agnar73Man
38 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Try a guy named Roberto from Mexico op

Penis is 48cm long biggest penis in the world"

What’s that in inches? over 15?

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By *anther81Man
38 weeks ago

Drogheda


"Some guy from Ireland confessed he had a 10.5 inch

Stoke on trent

Birmingham

Are up there with big penises"

He was lying unless you got to see it hehe

I’d say Northern guys are bigger

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
38 weeks ago

Southampton


"The midlands are furious right now.

Nah, we're used to it by now. Always forgotten "

Not entirely

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By *hoirCouple
38 weeks ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

I'm guessing up norf, I don't actually have a clue but I know they're significantly kinkier up there

P

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By *hoirCouple
38 weeks ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds


"Where in the UK has the largest penises?

Is it up north or down south?

"

Has to be the south since I live here now and I am a giant cock.

C

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
37 weeks ago


"The midlands are furious right now.

Nah, we're used to it by now. Always forgotten "

No chance, never forgotten (one of the best clubs in West Midlands). The Greenhouse in Darlaston, I had a fabulous time there. Some lovely cocks had there.

...which left me walking out of the club like John Wayne.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Scotland

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By *hirleyMan
37 weeks ago

somewhere


"Where in the UK has the largest penises?

Is it up north or down south?

"

Neither, you forgot the Midlands

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By *ilentnightMan
37 weeks ago

Wakefield

How are we defining large…

Length

Girth

Or Mass (length x girth)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
37 weeks ago


"How are we defining large…

Length

Girth

Or Mass (length x girth)"

I'm guessing if they make you cry mascara tears, ruining your make up, and scream out please stop I can't take anymore, etc.

It's all relevant incl. the stamina

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
37 weeks ago

GLOG GLOG GLOG *cough* GLOG GLOG *drool* Blood shot eyes!

You know, the sound we gurls make when we're deepthroating a massive cock.

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By *tylebender03Man
37 weeks ago

Manchester

They should ask in the census so we can finally get to the bottom of this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
37 weeks ago


"They should ask in the census so we can finally get to the bottom of this "

That's a good idea. Making sure: size, girth, length, retractable foreskin or not, circumcised or not, ability to repeat cum, cum load size, quality of cum, taste, cleanliness, stamina, etc.

Location North or South divide...!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
37 weeks ago


"Scotland "

Scots know the proper way to honour their heritage by not wearing anything under their kilts

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
37 weeks ago

Home

Thank God I in Ireland on this one

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By *oiluvfunMan
37 weeks ago

Penrith


"Where in the UK has the largest penises?

Is it up north or down south?

"

Trawl the men’s hot pics in here. I’m sure you will be able to reach some conclusion eventually

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
37 weeks ago


"Try a guy named Roberto from Mexico op

Penis is 48cm long biggest penis in the world

What’s that in inches? over 15?"

Strictly UK & Ireland please. Not travelling overseas when we've plenty good quality on our doorstep.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
37 weeks ago

Home


"Try a guy named Roberto from Mexico op

Penis is 48cm long biggest penis in the world

What’s that in inches? over 15?

Strictly UK & Ireland please. Not travelling overseas when we've plenty good quality on our doorstep."

Ireland is overseas

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
37 weeks ago


"Try a guy named Roberto from Mexico op

Penis is 48cm long biggest penis in the world

What’s that in inches? over 15?

Strictly UK & Ireland please. Not travelling overseas when we've plenty good quality on our doorstep. Ireland is overseas "

I know but it doesn't feel like that to me, I always considered Ireland to be our friendly neighbours. I luv the Irish as much as the Welsh and Scotts. It's just the English, I don't luv. Only kidding

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
37 weeks ago

Home


"Try a guy named Roberto from Mexico op

Penis is 48cm long biggest penis in the world

What’s that in inches? over 15?

Strictly UK & Ireland please. Not travelling overseas when we've plenty good quality on our doorstep. Ireland is overseas

I know but it doesn't feel like that to me, I always considered Ireland to be our friendly neighbours. I luv the Irish as much as the Welsh and Scotts. It's just the English, I don't luv. Only kidding "

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
37 weeks ago

Cheshire

Cold I seriously can’t find the little fella.

Warm he’s certainly available for his duties.

Hot, he’s probably not an embarrassment.

However when I’m really ready, he’s never disappointed anyone

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By *ot to giggleWoman
37 weeks ago

Coventry


"The midlands are furious right now. "

Some Midlands are up North

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By *ot to giggleWoman
37 weeks ago

Coventry


"The midlands are furious right now.

Nah, we're used to it by now. Always forgotten "

Na! Just watching them argue it out while busy fucking

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By *elle xWoman
37 weeks ago

Doire Theas

What about us over the irish sean

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

I think they have little fellas because every Irish girl I’ve known was tighter than a baby rabbits nostril.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
37 weeks ago


"I think they have little fellas because every Irish girl I’ve known was tighter than a baby rabbits nostril. "

Did she make U cum quick

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By *elle xWoman
37 weeks ago

Doire Theas


"I think they have little fellas because every Irish girl I’ve known was tighter than a baby rabbits nostril. "

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
37 weeks ago

Home


"What about us over the irish sean "
depends on what county you go to

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago


"I think they have little fellas because every Irish girl I’ve known was tighter than a baby rabbits nostril.

Did she make U cum quick "

No, I’m old

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
37 weeks ago

OMG, looks like in 2015 somebody has completed a survey, Google:-

"Fitness & Health 30th Aug 2015

This is where Irish men rank in the world map of erect penis size (NSFW)

We've got some hard evidence

Grab the measuring tape…

We recently brought you the tale of Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, the Mexican man who supposedly has the largest penis in the world.

It’s safe to say that Roberto and his 18.9 inch baloney pony wouldn’t feature on the map you see below, because this is a map of the world’s average erect penis sizes or, as Roberto would probably call it, a map of needle dicks.

The Breakdown: Who has staked their...

Fluid logo

Published by Mandatory, here are some of the most, ahmm, important scientific findings from the map that reveals which countries have the men with the biggest beef bayonets.

The proper way to measure is from tip of the penis to the very bottom of the pubic bone.

The global average is 5.5 inches. Ireland comes in just below this at 5 inches.

The most well hung country in the study is the Democratic Republic of the Congo (aka Congo), with an average of 7.1 inches.

On average, South America is the most well hung continent (6.36 inches).

North Korea has the smallest dick size on average (3.8 inches). Don’t let them hear you say that out loud though.

Only 3% of men worldwide are over 8 inches and only 6% of men actually need extra large condoms.

So, what’s the moral of the story? If your ex ever tells you that they’re now going out with a guy from Congo, just try not to act too jealous."

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
37 weeks ago

"A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he

turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside

him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both

startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I

know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your

elbow, I'm in room 1221."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
37 weeks ago


"OMG, looks like in 2015 somebody has completed a survey, Google:-

"Fitness & Health 30th Aug 2015

This is where Irish men rank in the world map of erect penis size (NSFW)

We've got some hard evidence

Grab the measuring tape…

We recently brought you the tale of Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, the Mexican man who supposedly has the largest penis in the world.

It’s safe to say that Roberto and his 18.9 inch baloney pony wouldn’t feature on the map you see below, because this is a map of the world’s average erect penis sizes or, as Roberto would probably call it, a map of needle dicks.

The Breakdown: Who has staked their...

Fluid logo

Published by Mandatory, here are some of the most, ahmm, important scientific findings from the map that reveals which countries have the men with the biggest beef bayonets.

The proper way to measure is from tip of the penis to the very bottom of the pubic bone.

The global average is 5.5 inches. Ireland comes in just below this at 5 inches.

The most well hung country in the study is the Democratic Republic of the Congo (aka Congo), with an average of 7.1 inches.

On average, South America is the most well hung continent (6.36 inches).

North Korea has the smallest dick size on average (3.8 inches). Don’t let them hear you say that out loud though.

Only 3% of men worldwide are over 8 inches and only 6% of men actually need extra large condoms.

So, what’s the moral of the story? If your ex ever tells you that they’re now going out with a guy from Congo, just try not to act too jealous."

Wow, a miserable 7” just over is the biggest???!"

"Average"

Biggest is probably an eye watering 10" upwards at a guess...!

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By *elle xWoman
37 weeks ago

Doire Theas


"What about us over the irish sean depends on what county you go to "

Does it

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
37 weeks ago

Home


"What about us over the irish sean depends on what county you go to

Does it "

some are wilder than others and some are sounder that others

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago


"OMG, looks like in 2015 somebody has completed a survey, Google:-

"Fitness & Health 30th Aug 2015

This is where Irish men rank in the world map of erect penis size (NSFW)

We've got some hard evidence

Grab the measuring tape…

We recently brought you the tale of Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, the Mexican man who supposedly has the largest penis in the world.

It’s safe to say that Roberto and his 18.9 inch baloney pony wouldn’t feature on the map you see below, because this is a map of the world’s average erect penis sizes or, as Roberto would probably call it, a map of needle dicks.

The Breakdown: Who has staked their...

Fluid logo

Published by Mandatory, here are some of the most, ahmm, important scientific findings from the map that reveals which countries have the men with the biggest beef bayonets.

The proper way to measure is from tip of the penis to the very bottom of the pubic bone.

The global average is 5.5 inches. Ireland comes in just below this at 5 inches.

The most well hung country in the study is the Democratic Republic of the Congo (aka Congo), with an average of 7.1 inches.

On average, South America is the most well hung continent (6.36 inches).

North Korea has the smallest dick size on average (3.8 inches). Don’t let them hear you say that out loud though.

Only 3% of men worldwide are over 8 inches and only 6% of men actually need extra large condoms.

So, what’s the moral of the story? If your ex ever tells you that they’re now going out with a guy from Congo, just try not to act too jealous."

Wow, a miserable 7” just over is the biggest???!

"Average"

Biggest is probably an eye watering 10" upwards at a guess...!"

I was still expecting more. I guess that’s the thing with dicks lol

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By *elle xWoman
37 weeks ago

Doire Theas


"What about us over the irish sean depends on what county you go to

Does it some are wilder than others and some are sounder that others "

Which is better to be wilder or sounder im sound as a pound like but im a wee bit wild

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
37 weeks ago

Home

Wilder is better

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
37 weeks ago


"OMG, looks like in 2015 somebody has completed a survey, Google:-

"Fitness & Health 30th Aug 2015

This is where Irish men rank in the world map of erect penis size (NSFW)

We've got some hard evidence

Grab the measuring tape…

We recently brought you the tale of Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, the Mexican man who supposedly has the largest penis in the world.

It’s safe to say that Roberto and his 18.9 inch baloney pony wouldn’t feature on the map you see below, because this is a map of the world’s average erect penis sizes or, as Roberto would probably call it, a map of needle dicks.

The Breakdown: Who has staked their...

Fluid logo

Published by Mandatory, here are some of the most, ahmm, important scientific findings from the map that reveals which countries have the men with the biggest beef bayonets.

The proper way to measure is from tip of the penis to the very bottom of the pubic bone.

The global average is 5.5 inches. Ireland comes in just below this at 5 inches.

The most well hung country in the study is the Democratic Republic of the Congo (aka Congo), with an average of 7.1 inches.

On average, South America is the most well hung continent (6.36 inches).

North Korea has the smallest dick size on average (3.8 inches). Don’t let them hear you say that out loud though.

Only 3% of men worldwide are over 8 inches and only 6% of men actually need extra large condoms.

So, what’s the moral of the story? If your ex ever tells you that they’re now going out with a guy from Congo, just try not to act too jealous."

Wow, a miserable 7” just over is the biggest???!

"Average"

Biggest is probably an eye watering 10" upwards at a guess...!

I was still expecting more. I guess that’s the thing with dicks lol"

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Don't talk to the guy in the middle; he's a real dick!

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