FabSwingers.com forum: Cleaning your bellend

By (user no longer on site) OP
44 weeks ago

Specifically, under the foreskin.

When did you start? When was it a conscious part of your cleaning routine? If you can't retract it fully, what do you do?

I don't have a foreskin, but I've recently become.. in need of knowledge, in this area. All I know are Reddit horror stories, which aren't exactly useful or representative.

Enlighten me, penis hive mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
44 weeks ago

..penis hive mind??

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By *luebell888Woman
44 weeks ago

Glasgowish

I was 19 when first shown at work how to do this properly. Done many more since.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Was circumcised as a kid as my Mum never knew about cleaning it properly and it got infected.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

You're supposed to clean under your foreskin??

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By *stwo2023Couple
44 weeks ago

Worcester

Randomly I saw a rather amusing cartoon sket h about this in Facebook today

Evie

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"Randomly I saw a rather amusing cartoon sket h about this in Facebook today

Evie "

The one where they fill it up with water and shake?

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
44 weeks ago

ashford

When I had baby boys we were taught this by health visitor! Not sure it's a thing now with babies? X

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By *rivateparts!Man
44 weeks ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm circumcised so I won't know where to start, I just soap up and wank off

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

I've heard you need to wrap it in celotape and leave to sit for 15 minutes. Then rip it off in a clockwise motion, as effective as a anti bacterial wipe.

But I don't have a penis so who knows

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By (user no longer on site) OP
44 weeks ago

"I was 19 when first shown at work how to do this properly. Done many more since."

Took me a moment to realise - nurse?

..what is the proper way?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
44 weeks ago

"When I had baby boys we were taught this by health visitor! Not sure it's a thing now with babies? X"

They mostly told us to leave it the hell alone, I assume because too many people damage it by retracting it too early. They didn't really explain anything else.

I've told my son to pull it back only as far as it doesn't hurt, and then rinse it off, but honestly this is just me making shit up, I dunno what I'm doing.

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By *oodmessMan
44 weeks ago

yumsville

Probably some time around primary school.. I can't remember if it was a teachers lesson or conversation but it was just simple things like you have to wash yourself properly. I don't think you'll have to keep on chatting about it, once you knew, you just kept on doing it.

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By *oodmessMan
44 weeks ago

yumsville

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By *oodmessMan
44 weeks ago

yumsville

You have to otherwise it can lead to infection (as far as I know) ?

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By *stwo2023Couple
44 weeks ago

Worcester

"Randomly I saw a rather amusing cartoon sket h about this in Facebook today

Evie

The one where they fill it up with water and shake?

yeah

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By *elshcouple18Couple
44 weeks ago

Cardiff

I secretly use wifeys loofer to clean mine, dint tell her tho..

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By *immyinreadingMan
44 weeks ago

henley on thames

"Specifically, under the foreskin.

When did you start? When was it a conscious part of your cleaning routine? If you can't retract it fully, what do you do?

I don't have a foreskin, but I've recently become.. in need of knowledge, in this area. All I know are Reddit horror stories, which aren't exactly useful or representative.

Enlighten me, penis hive mind

Why do you need to know?

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By *immyinreadingMan
44 weeks ago

henley on thames

"I secretly use wifeys loofer to clean mine, dint tell her tho..

Curtains are good too

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By *elshcouple18Couple
44 weeks ago

Cardiff

"I secretly use wifeys loofer to clean mine, dint tell her tho..

Curtains are good too "
dare I use her toothbrush??

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By *issBehavexxxWoman
44 weeks ago

essex

"When I had baby boys we were taught this by health visitor! Not sure it's a thing now with babies? X"

I was never told this when I had mine, now they’re 10 I tell them they need to be cleaning it whether they do I don’t know.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Wire brush and Dettol ?

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By *orksRockerMan
44 weeks ago

Bradford

Let me get this straight... You asked everyone here how best to clean yourself?

I really am finding the forums odd sometimes.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
44 weeks ago

ashford

"When I had baby boys we were taught this by health visitor! Not sure it's a thing now with babies? X

I was never told this when I had mine, now they’re 10 I tell them they need to be cleaning it whether they do I don’t know. "

My eldest baby boy is 48 now times change I spose! Seems to with everything else with babies ! Have 2 great grandsons they don't mush up food anymore just give them it how we have it we used to have a mulie thing to make mush I'm terrified they gonna ch oke! They don't wear reins now!

wouldnt ask grandaughters about the forskin they probably think im weird if i asked that! !I sound so bloody old!

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By *untocum1000TV/TS
44 weeks ago

newmarket

"I'm circumcised so I won't know where to start, I just soap up and wank off

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same here ...

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By *warf with a mulletMan
44 weeks ago

barry

What a ridiculous post, you can't clean a bellend.

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By *untocum1000TV/TS
44 weeks ago

newmarket

"Wire brush and Dettol ?"
are you crazy ! Always use wd40 not dettol ..

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By *immyinreadingMan
44 weeks ago

henley on thames

"Let me get this straight... You asked everyone here how best to clean yourself?

I really am finding the forums odd sometimes. "

Yes, he asked about cleaning under foreskins … and he doesn’t have one.

Mustn’t be much on the telly

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By *avexxMan
44 weeks ago

cheshire

tooth brush and bleach

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By *immyinreadingMan
44 weeks ago

henley on thames

"Wire brush and Dettol ?are you crazy ! Always use wd40 not dettol .."

Ah fuck it, just rub a chilli on it or spray it with deep heat

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By *anted by NightMan
44 weeks ago

Shangri-La

"I'm circumcised so I won't know where to start, I just soap up and wank off

This

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By *lik and PaulCouple
44 weeks ago

cahoots

Since I was a child and with soap and water...is this a trick question?

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By *dam1971Man
44 weeks ago

Bedford

"I've heard you need to wrap it in celotape and leave to sit for 15 minutes. Then rip it off in a clockwise motion, as effective as a anti bacterial wipe.

But I don't have a penis so who knows

I can confirm this does not work. Although thank you for suggesting sellotape instead of your first ideas of staples or a paper clip

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

I just stick it in Penny, her minge is like one of those golf ball cleaner things, comes out spotless.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
44 weeks ago

little house on the praire

I taught my son when he was about 4. The health viator showed me. There was a guy on embarrassing bodies who had never cleaned under his

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

I don’t have a lot foreskin. It doesn’t cover my helmet and only takes a short pull to fully expose my tip and rim. Gotta clean the rim.

I use an exfoliating pad much like a green scourer every day. It keeps my cock surgically clean and very sensitive

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By *odgerMooreMan
44 weeks ago

Nowhere

Angle grinder…. Patio cleaner attachment on the karcher to rinse!!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
44 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"I just stick it in Penny, her minge is like one of those golf ball cleaner things, comes out spotless."

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Flap disc though. The grinding discs shatter on mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

It next weeks forum edition of how do you ....? we've got how do you clean your teeth? and after that there's a one off special of teaching people how to suck eggs.

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By *odgerMooreMan
44 weeks ago

Nowhere

"Flap disc though. The grinding discs shatter on mine. "

See!! Im not weird - he does it too!!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
44 weeks ago

Essex

For those who are piling in to take the piss….

May I suggest you read the full thread. He’s asking for advice so he can help his son.

The irony that you’re behaving like bellends isn’t lost on me.

Just no need for it.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
44 weeks ago

Essex

And by that I mean the nasty ones, not the genuine.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"I was 19 when first shown at work how to do this properly. Done many more since."

Yep you won I’m out

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By *oxy jWoman
44 weeks ago

somerset

its why i now wont meet with out a cock pic some men are truly disgusting when it comes to hygiene ..

tho saying that very few from online but clubs ive seen a few stinkers and some of them have been male halfs of couples bleach dip and a wire brush would not clean them ...

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By *luebell888Woman
44 weeks ago

Glasgowish

"I was 19 when first shown at work how to do this properly. Done many more since.

Took me a moment to realise - nurse?

..what is the proper way?"

At your age I would hope you know.

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By *ynecplCouple
44 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I found this out when I was around 16 or 17 and there was some banter in my college class. It was of those laugh and joke moments but secretly thinking "oh your supposed to clean under there". Think the banter was because of Red Dwarf and the word Smeg.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
44 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

"Flap disc though. The grinding discs shatter on mine. "

Yeah, and then just blow it off with the airline

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By *entBarryUKMan
44 weeks ago

Ashford

So glad that I am circumcised

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By (user no longer on site) OP
44 weeks ago

"I taught my son when he was about 4. The health viator showed me. There was a guy on embarrassing bodies who had never cleaned under his"

Yeh, this is sort-of what I'm worried about

there's a pretty famous Reddit story of a guy that didn't realise until he was like 16, and basically had to chip away at the smegma until it had all gone. No clue if it's real or not.

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By *ife NinjaMan
44 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Just don't use mint source shower gel. Burns like a fucker

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By (user no longer on site) OP
44 weeks ago

"For those who are piling in to take the piss….

May I suggest you read the full thread. He’s asking for advice so he can help his son.

The irony that you’re behaving like bellends isn’t lost on me.

Just no need for it."

Thanks for the support

honestly there aren't many places you can ask this question, as a father. I'm sure lots of people also find themselves caring for others and suddenly needing to learn. Facts of life.

It's very telling that the women seem to know better than the men, mind.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
44 weeks ago

walsall

I tought mine to wash with warm soapy water and to roll the skin back only as far as comfortable. Depending on how old he is, it may not fully retract yet. Getting him to wash in a nice warm bath will help it retract fully when the time is right.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
44 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

The Mrs cleans it whenever she sucks my cock

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

In my teens, simply exposing part of the glans and gently washing with warm water and soap.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

I don't think I ever made it a point to make sure I did it, I just did regardless because it's a thing to clean

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
44 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"At your age I would hope you know."

I suppose the thing is that if you’ve never had to do it yourself (and many men don’t, either being circumcised or just having an easily retracted foreskin) then how would you know? Nowt wrong with asking, I think.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
44 weeks ago

Southampton

"What a ridiculous post, you can't clean a bellend. "

I dunno... stand him in the garden naked and take a hose to him... job done

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By *issBehavexxxWoman
44 weeks ago

essex

"When I had baby boys we were taught this by health visitor! Not sure it's a thing now with babies? X

I was never told this when I had mine, now they’re 10 I tell them they need to be cleaning it whether they do I don’t know.

wouldnt ask grandaughters about the forskin they probably think im weird if i asked that! !I sound so bloody old!

x "

I tried the letting them eat like us but it scared me too much so I puréed everything. Everything changes my mum was baffled why I wouldn’t make all my bottles up in the morning and just heat them as I needed them but the midwives told me it was dangerous doing

It like that lol

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By *r TriomanMan
44 weeks ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I clean mine daily; I sweat a lot from sports and if left more than a day , it can get a little whiffy. I also was it before and after a meet.

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By *warf with a mulletMan
44 weeks ago

barry

"What a ridiculous post, you can't clean a bellend.

I dunno... stand him in the garden naked and take a hose to him... job done

Fair point

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
44 weeks ago

Southampton

"What a ridiculous post, you can't clean a bellend.

I dunno... stand him in the garden naked and take a hose to him... job done

Fair point "

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By *warf with a mulletMan
44 weeks ago

barry

"I clean mine daily; I sweat a lot from sports and if left more than a day , it can get a little whiffy. I also was it before and after a meet."

The fact people have to confirm that they wash their dick is quite concerning.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"What a ridiculous post, you can't clean a bellend.

I dunno... stand him in the garden naked and take a hose to him... job done

Fair point "

Yes, Karcher K4 Universal Pressure Washer 130 bar will clean anything

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By *heGateKeeperMan
44 weeks ago

Stratford

Femme Fresh/Intimate wash, some good tunes and a good time

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
44 weeks ago

Southampton

"What a ridiculous post, you can't clean a bellend.

I dunno... stand him in the garden naked and take a hose to him... job done

Fair point

Yes, Karcher K4 Universal Pressure Washer 130 bar will clean anything

... I like your style

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"The Mrs cleans it whenever she sucks my cock

Mr "

Shame on U Mr

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By (user no longer on site) OP
44 weeks ago

"Just don't use mint source shower gel. Burns like a fucker

Oh I've got a bellend, just not a foreskin.

And after a few applications of deep heat it's leathered up nicely

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
44 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"Seriously? Coming on here to ask for advice on a subject like this? "

Why on earth not? This is the Lounge and there are a lot of parents here.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
44 weeks ago

Central

Don't just clean your bell-end! The whole thing, plus the rest of your body, needs cleaning.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
44 weeks ago

Essex

"For those who are piling in to take the piss….

May I suggest you read the full thread. He’s asking for advice so he can help his son.

The irony that you’re behaving like bellends isn’t lost on me.

Just no need for it.

Seriously? Coming on here to ask for advice on a subject like this? "

Yes. I’m very serious.

If we can talk about anal fisting, deepthroating, squirting, period sex, water sports, gangbangs and everything else - why not this?

I’m not sure you quite understand the word community. Which is what we are. Or should be.

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By *angtidy42Couple
44 weeks ago

Redditch

Started about 16 1/2 when I had joined the army (boy service), we were taught how to wash and shave the propper way.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

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44 weeks ago

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
44 weeks ago

E.K . Glasgow

Surprised no one has started a wash and blow dry service that’s a start up business surely ?

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"Surprised no one has started a wash and blow dry service that’s a start up business surely ?

Wash n blow job?

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By *ornucopiaMan
44 weeks ago

Bexley

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They mostly told us to leave it the hell alone, I assume because too many people damage it by retracting it too early. They didn't really explain anything else.

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Retracting it too early?

Think I've heard it all now!

I obviously started retracting mine before I was old enough even to remember. It barely got a look in from then onwards!

My glans has always been of more visual interest than my foreskin. You can hardly have a massive throbbing foreskin. Well, I suppose some could, perish the thought!

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By *eordieJeansCouple
44 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I use the jet wash next to Morrisons garage.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"its why i now wont meet with out a cock pic some men are truly disgusting when it comes to hygiene ..

tho saying that very few from online but clubs ive seen a few stinkers and some of them have been male halfs of couples bleach dip and a wire brush would not clean them ...

So true.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

I will refrain from being rude

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"Seriously? Coming on here to ask for advice on a subject like this?

Why on earth not? This is the Lounge and there are a lot of parents here.

Here here

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"I clean mine daily; I sweat a lot from sports and if left more than a day , it can get a little whiffy. I also was it before and after a meet.

The fact people have to confirm that they wash their dick is quite concerning."

Hygiene is important in fab

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By *ovelifelovefuntimesMan
44 weeks ago

Where ever I lay my hat

Circumcised since I was 2 so never been an issue.

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By *obilebottomMan
44 weeks ago

All over

Al I the only one thinking has this thread really got nearly 100 posts already? I think I need to get out more

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

I knew this thread would end up with squabbling

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